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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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no..never....and that's the truth!
used a banana....but that's a fruit so doesnt count
leave the courgettes alone!
...and soxy is still not giving up the carrots....
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
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"no..never....and that's the truth!
used a banana....but that's a fruit so doesnt count
leave the courgettes alone!
...and soxy is still not giving up the carrots....
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Banana falls into the 'maybe something else' category. 
And I've never used fruit or veg... I feel I'm somehow missing out. Perhaps I'll take a banana to bed with me... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like to bury my face in a lettice...does that count?
Whatever tickles your fancy Wenchers... did you use lube?!  "
I find most lettices are self lubricating. Although do use lube when ploughing a new furrow! |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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I once put a ring doughtnut on mi cock but it left it all sugary and did little for me. 
Ohh and i fucked a watter melon while serving her majesty doing the sperm wale but best not talk about that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"no..never....and that's the truth!
used a banana....but that's a fruit so doesnt count
leave the courgettes alone!
...and soxy is still not giving up the carrots....
Banana falls into the 'maybe something else' category.
And I've never used fruit or veg... I feel I'm somehow missing out. Perhaps I'll take a banana to bed with me..."
mmm yes, like a banana with a nice curve on it, like my tiger's cock. |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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"Erm... were you by yourself with the doughnut?
I can't imagine there being any sugar left if a bloke were to put a doughnut on is cock in my company!  "
Naaa i was in Morrisons and it caused one hell of a commotion!
Ok not really i was board on on my own  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fruit & Veg just don't do it for me. It reminds me of my uncle's greengrocers when I was a kid and he was a big hairy welshman. Yuk.  "
use it as aversion therapy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Correct me ere I err ladies, but is "tossing the salad" not a male domain?
I would answer, but then I would have to kill you."
Ill take the risk as it isnt far to travel...  |
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Erm... were you by yourself with the doughnut?
I can't imagine there being any sugar left if a bloke were to put a doughnut on is cock in my company!
Naaa i was in Morrisons and it caused one hell of a commotion!
Ok not really i was board on on my own "
Did you eat it after? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Correct me ere I err ladies, but is "tossing the salad" not a male domain?
I would answer, but then I would have to kill you.
Ill take the risk as it isnt far to travel... "
I make it a rule, never to slaughter people in the same county. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Correct me ere I err ladies, but is "tossing the salad" not a male domain?
I would answer, but then I would have to kill you.
Ill take the risk as it isnt far to travel...
I make it a rule, never to slaughter people in the same county."
No probs... We arent...;-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Correct me ere I err ladies, but is "tossing the salad" not a male domain?
I would answer, but then I would have to kill you.
Ill take the risk as it isnt far to travel...
I make it a rule, never to slaughter people in the same county.
No probs... We arent...;-)"
Some bugger move the fens??? |
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"Correct me ere I err ladies, but is "tossing the salad" not a male domain?
I would answer, but then I would have to kill you.
Ill take the risk as it isnt far to travel...
I make it a rule, never to slaughter people in the same county.
No probs... We arent...;-)
Some bugger move the fens???"
About 60 feet... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mars bar and a snickers
Erm... don't they melt and end up a bit on the sticky messy side?
Although I quite like messy sex, I've never tried chocolate! "
yer better when frozen but cold lol,,, corchet is gud tho lol |
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