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Good for you though. Nice to be nice and all that.  | |||
 I am a forumite and I have sinned. | |||
"to anyone,i offended,or upset,last year on the forums,i apologise.it was unintentional,(mostly). i'm starting,next year,with a clean slate. anybody else. "Nope all fine n dandy here , but good on ya | |||
"I helped frighten someone off the site today because of a forum thread and I'm really sorry now, I did sit on the naughty step for ages because of it. Sorry. I am a forumite and I have sinned. "its cold there...dont get piles  | |||
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"I helped frighten someone off the site today because of a forum thread and I'm really sorry now, I did sit on the naughty step for ages because of it. Sorry. I am a forumite and I have sinned.
its cold there...dont get piles "It's okay I had company on the step.  | |||
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"to anyone,i offended,or upset,last year on the forums,i apologise.it was unintentional,(mostly). i'm starting,next year,with a clean slate. anybody else. "So you should! Terrible behaviour! Wait. What did you do again? 
Jokes aside, we should all put try and clear the air and start fresh. Good for you. | |||
"to anyone,i offended,or upset,last year on the forums,i apologise.it was unintentional,(mostly). i'm starting,next year,with a clean slate. anybody else.
So you should! Terrible behaviour! Wait. What did you do again?
Jokes aside, we should all put try and clear the air and start fresh. Good for you. "cheers bk. denial is the sanctuary of the weak. | |||
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, wish Laine's naughty step was closer I'd join her and say 3 hail Mary's and not repent | |||
"Don't think I have anything to apologise for just yet... but if I see Sensual and View in girls knickers together, that may change.
Good for you though. Nice to be nice and all that. " Not with my thighs... not a good look.
Sens will tho, give him a day to nick some off the washing lines around the Edinburgh area.
and if I have offended.. I is sorry. | |||
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"to anyone,i offended,or upset,last year on the forums,i apologise.it was unintentional,(mostly). i'm starting,next year,with a clean slate. anybody else. "does that incluse an in-laws amnesty. I know you haven't really forgiven me for corrupting L!!!! | |||
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But....if i have ? SORRY  | |||
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heres to a happy 2011 people xxx | |||
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"What about the people who have upset us .... do we forgive them??? xx" naturally ... but not the trolls | |||
"To the best of my knowledge I haven't upset anyone this past year and have been a model of good behaviour. Always quietly spoken and never one to brashly open my mouth without careful consideration of other's feelings I hope I have come across as succinc, polite and above all else.... ah, what a croc of shit, if I've upset anyone, tough. Get a grip! "God ya dont half talk some crap at times xx | |||
"To the best of my knowledge I haven't upset anyone this past year and have been a model of good behaviour. Always quietly spoken and never one to brashly open my mouth without careful consideration of other's feelings I hope I have come across as succinc, polite and above all else.... ah, what a croc of shit, if I've upset anyone, tough. Get a grip!
God ya dont half talk some crap at times xx "think he suffers from "over-active redundant vocabulary syndrom"? | |||
"To the best of my knowledge I haven't upset anyone this past year and have been a model of good behaviour. Always quietly spoken and never one to brashly open my mouth without careful consideration of other's feelings I hope I have come across as succinc, polite and above all else.... ah, what a croc of shit, if I've upset anyone, tough. Get a grip!
God ya dont half talk some crap at times xx "you upset me everytime you text or phone - god, you are in for a hell of a whipping me laddo!! xxx | |||
"To the best of my knowledge I haven't upset anyone this past year and have been a model of good behaviour. Always quietly spoken and never one to brashly open my mouth without careful consideration of other's feelings I hope I have come across as succinc, polite and above all else.... ah, what a croc of shit, if I've upset anyone, tough. Get a grip!
God ya dont half talk some crap at times xx
you upset me everytime you text or phone - god, you are in for a hell of a whipping me laddo!! xxx" xx | |||
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"I have never upset anyone. If someone does not like what i have written and they have no emotional maturity or control they upset themselves. If someone has been upset by something I have said try to realise that this post ,the forum and the world do not revolve around you. Happy New Year xxx " Well ya upset me this year and thats fa sure Ya promised ta take me round Liverpool and ya never so there xx | |||
"To anyone who has been offended, upset or indeed driven away from the site by my posts I would just like to say an absolutely heartfelt 'Fuck You'. You’re probably a humourless twat or twatette with a massively inflated sense of your own worth and with opinions which are frankly either ludicrous or absurd. Sometimes in here, and when I say sometimes I mean ‘every day’, it’s like watching a fly smack its head into a window. For the millionth time. The self righteousness and indignant stance taken by some over basically any topic whatsoever on a daily basis is evidence of the slowing down of evolution to a glacier like pace, (and it’s at this point that some smart arse will point out that global warming means glaciers are moving faster, not slower these days, thus unintentionally but perfectly proving the point). There is however, hope. There are some awesome people on here, and some folks I’d give my eye teeth to fuck. Sadly, these are seldom the same people. So shove it up yer ass all you moaners, whingers, whiners, pedants (especially the pedants), txt spkrs (lol), political pygmies, racist cunts and assorted other people with completely half baked opinions which contradict those they argued for yesterday. Or this morning. It’s just as well I’m in a good mood and having a good day today or this could have risked sounding a bit vitriolic. And to the people who pm me about how fucking funny I am & how much I make ‘em laff? Cheers – you guys are cool. Oh, and to the guy in Edinburgh who sends me a wink every day, followed later by a message asking me if I want to blow my load down his throat? Take a hint. To close. To those of you who receive the full blast of a post from me which is intelligently thought out, balanced, accurate and, well, right? The ones who then try to make it look like I’ve missed the point completely because contained in the 330 words there’s a ‘hte’ instead of ‘the’? You know who you are, typing feverishly and with great relish to get straight back and point out the mistake? Learn to use words like ‘feverishly’ and ‘relish’. In context. It’s fun, trust me. And if you do, less people will think you’re a smart arsed cunt. But not many. "does the above work like a colonic irrigation........ are you feeling fully cleansed x | |||
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"No. The above should be considered my 'opening remarks'." shout when you are fully open.. | |||
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"To anyone who has been offended, upset or indeed driven away from the site by my posts I would just like to say an absolutely heartfelt 'Fuck You'. You’re probably a humourless twat or twatette with a massively inflated sense of your own worth and with opinions which are frankly either ludicrous or absurd. Sometimes in here, and when I say sometimes I mean ‘every day’, it’s like watching a fly smack its head into a window. For the millionth time. The self righteousness and indignant stance taken by some over basically any topic whatsoever on a daily basis is evidence of the slowing down of evolution to a glacier like pace, (and it’s at this point that some smart arse will point out that global warming means glaciers are moving faster, not slower these days, thus unintentionally but perfectly proving the point). There is however, hope. There are some awesome people on here, and some folks I’d give my eye teeth to fuck. Sadly, these are seldom the same people. So shove it up yer ass all you moaners, whingers, whiners, pedants (especially the pedants), txt spkrs (lol), political pygmies, racist cunts and assorted other people with completely half baked opinions which contradict those they argued for yesterday. Or this morning. It’s just as well I’m in a good mood and having a good day today or this could have risked sounding a bit vitriolic. And to the people who pm me about how fucking funny I am & how much I make ‘em laff? Cheers – you guys are cool. Oh, and to the guy in Edinburgh who sends me a wink every day, followed later by a message asking me if I want to blow my load down his throat? Take a hint. To close. To those of you who receive the full blast of a post from me which is intelligently thought out, balanced, accurate and, well, right? The ones who then try to make it look like I’ve missed the point completely because contained in the 330 words there’s a ‘hte’ instead of ‘the’? You know who you are, typing feverishly and with great relish to get straight back and point out the mistake? Learn to use words like ‘feverishly’ and ‘relish’. In context. It’s fun, trust me. And if you do, less people will think you’re a smart arsed cunt. But not many. "sensy, I think I love you... and I have a smart cunt to go with your smart arse!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx | |||
"To anyone who has been offended, upset or indeed driven away from the site by my posts I would just like to say an absolutely heartfelt 'Fuck You'. You’re probably a humourless twat or twatette with a massively inflated sense of your own worth and with opinions which are frankly either ludicrous or absurd. Sometimes in here, and when I say sometimes I mean ‘every day’, it’s like watching a fly smack its head into a window. For the millionth time. The self righteousness and indignant stance taken by some over basically any topic whatsoever on a daily basis is evidence of the slowing down of evolution to a glacier like pace, (and it’s at this point that some smart arse will point out that global warming means glaciers are moving faster, not slower these days, thus unintentionally but perfectly proving the point). There is however, hope. There are some awesome people on here, and some folks I’d give my eye teeth to fuck. Sadly, these are seldom the same people. So shove it up yer ass all you moaners, whingers, whiners, pedants (especially the pedants), txt spkrs (lol), political pygmies, racist cunts and assorted other people with completely half baked opinions which contradict those they argued for yesterday. Or this morning. It’s just as well I’m in a good mood and having a good day today or this could have risked sounding a bit vitriolic. And to the people who pm me about how fucking funny I am & how much I make ‘em laff? Cheers – you guys are cool. Oh, and to the guy in Edinburgh who sends me a wink every day, followed later by a message asking me if I want to blow my load down his throat? Take a hint. To close. To those of you who receive the full blast of a post from me which is intelligently thought out, balanced, accurate and, well, right? The ones who then try to make it look like I’ve missed the point completely because contained in the 330 words there’s a ‘hte’ instead of ‘the’? You know who you are, typing feverishly and with great relish to get straight back and point out the mistake? Learn to use words like ‘feverishly’ and ‘relish’. In context. It’s fun, trust me. And if you do, less people will think you’re a smart arsed cunt. But not many. "S.F I laughed so hard xxxx Bless you n HNY xxx | |||
"I have never upset anyone. If someone does not like what i have written and they have no emotional maturity or control they upset themselves. If someone has been upset by something I have said try to realise that this post ,the forum and the world do not revolve around you. Happy New Year xxx Well ya upset me this year and thats fa sure Ya promised ta take me round Liverpool and ya never so there xx "My offer was refused. | |||
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"Noooo not refused. Not accepted. " Was not then lol xx | |||
"To anyone who has been offended, upset or indeed driven away from the site by my posts I would just like to say an absolutely heartfelt 'Fuck You'. You’re probably a humourless twat or twatette with a massively inflated sense of your own worth and with opinions which are frankly either ludicrous or absurd. Sometimes in here, and when I say sometimes I mean ‘every day’, it’s like watching a fly smack its head into a window. For the millionth time. The self righteousness and indignant stance taken by some over basically any topic whatsoever on a daily basis is evidence of the slowing down of evolution to a glacier like pace, (and it’s at this point that some smart arse will point out that global warming means glaciers are moving faster, not slower these days, thus unintentionally but perfectly proving the point). There is however, hope. There are some awesome people on here, and some folks I’d give my eye teeth to fuck. Sadly, these are seldom the same people. So shove it up yer ass all you moaners, whingers, whiners, pedants (especially the pedants), txt spkrs (lol), political pygmies, racist cunts and assorted other people with completely half baked opinions which contradict those they argued for yesterday. Or this morning. It’s just as well I’m in a good mood and having a good day today or this could have risked sounding a bit vitriolic. And to the people who pm me about how fucking funny I am & how much I make ‘em laff? Cheers – you guys are cool. Oh, and to the guy in Edinburgh who sends me a wink every day, followed later by a message asking me if I want to blow my load down his throat? Take a hint. To close. To those of you who receive the full blast of a post from me which is intelligently thought out, balanced, accurate and, well, right? The ones who then try to make it look like I’ve missed the point completely because contained in the 330 words there’s a ‘hte’ instead of ‘the’? You know who you are, typing feverishly and with great relish to get straight back and point out the mistake? Learn to use words like ‘feverishly’ and ‘relish’. In context. It’s fun, trust me. And if you do, less people will think you’re a smart arsed cunt. But not many. "I suppose now is not a good time to ask for a shag? | |||
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"To anyone who has been offended, upset or indeed driven away from the site by my posts I would just like to say an absolutely heartfelt 'Fuck You'. You’re probably a humourless twat or twatette with a massively inflated sense of your own worth and with opinions which are frankly either ludicrous or absurd. Sometimes in here, and when I say sometimes I mean ‘every day’, it’s like watching a fly smack its head into a window. For the millionth time. The self righteousness and indignant stance taken by some over basically any topic whatsoever on a daily basis is evidence of the slowing down of evolution to a glacier like pace, (and it’s at this point that some smart arse will point out that global warming means glaciers are moving faster, not slower these days, thus unintentionally but perfectly proving the point). There is however, hope. There are some awesome people on here, and some folks I’d give my eye teeth to fuck. Sadly, these are seldom the same people. So shove it up yer ass all you moaners, whingers, whiners, pedants (especially the pedants), txt spkrs (lol), political pygmies, racist cunts and assorted other people with completely half baked opinions which contradict those they argued for yesterday. Or this morning. It’s just as well I’m in a good mood and having a good day today or this could have risked sounding a bit vitriolic. And to the people who pm me about how fucking funny I am & how much I make ‘em laff? Cheers – you guys are cool. Oh, and to the guy in Edinburgh who sends me a wink every day, followed later by a message asking me if I want to blow my load down his throat? Take a hint. To close. To those of you who receive the full blast of a post from me which is intelligently thought out, balanced, accurate and, well, right? The ones who then try to make it look like I’ve missed the point completely because contained in the 330 words there’s a ‘hte’ instead of ‘the’? You know who you are, typing feverishly and with great relish to get straight back and point out the mistake? Learn to use words like ‘feverishly’ and ‘relish’. In context. It’s fun, trust me. And if you do, less people will think you’re a smart arsed cunt. But not many. "Miserable cunt! Good to see you back! | |||
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"Maybe they don't care as they don't think they have upset anyone. Type comes across bad at times, it also comes across how we want to read it, not really how it was intended. I don't think anyone has to say sorry unless they know they have upset someone and that can be done in private if needed. I am always upsetting someone BUT I promise not to upset anyone by banning them if they promise not to break any rules..hows that "Notice how despite the liberla use of the word 'cunt', i didnt actually call anyone one? You taught your wee Scottish boy well Rugby. Mwah! (still not as good as the time you ended up using the 'c' word on the forum. Ah, halcyon days...) | |||
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"my,my,my,you did'nt need a crystall ball,to know how this thread,would go. femme,dances,granny,and funky.all play the O.J simpson card. even his lawyers,could'nt get those 4 off. wishy.i dont know.i never read his posts. jane.satisfies herself.not for the first,nor last time,methinks(loving the new avatar) sensual.still manages to write a me,me,me,post.jesus!that boys consistant. my daughter in law,is corrupting my boy.jammy wee b****** laine's.naughty step is creaking,under the weight,of the least,offensive posters. rugby.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY. VIVE LA DIFFERENCE. " Il have you know ive never had sex with his lawyer so i wouldnt know if they could get me off or not!! Bloomin cheek! | |||
"my,my,my,you did'nt need a crystall ball,to know how this thread,would go. femme,dances,granny,and funky.all play the O.J simpson card. even his lawyers,could'nt get those 4 off. wishy.i dont know.i never read his posts. jane.satisfies herself.not for the first,nor last time,methinks(loving the new avatar) sensual.still manages to write a me,me,me,post.jesus!that boys consistant. my daughter in law,is corrupting my boy.jammy wee b****** laine's.naughty step is creaking,under the weight,of the least,offensive posters. rugby.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY. VIVE LA DIFFERENCE. Il have you know ive never had sex with his lawyer so i wouldnt know if they could get me off or not!! Bloomin cheek! "
ah,thats why he always looked so sad.
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"wishy.i dont know.i never read his posts." I fucking love it that I've pissed someone off enough that they have to pretend they don't read my posts yet when they actually state that they don't read my posts it proves that they do - else how would they know they don't like me if they haven't read my posts. | |||
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"wishy.i dont know.i never read his posts. I fucking love it that I've pissed someone off enough that they have to pretend they don't read my posts yet when they actually state that they don't read my posts it proves that they do - else how would they know they don't like me if they haven't read my posts. "ffs wishy i was only joking.i love reading you'r piss. | |||
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