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"I'll duck out of this one as it's bedtime. "Ah sleeo well, dirty dreams  | |||
"A glass of water and some please, I will be sitting in the dark corner " Of course scrummdiddlyumtious  | |||
"I'll duck out of this one as it's bedtime.
Ah sleeo well, dirty dreams "I'll dream I'm an ice lolly with lots of hot fabbers about. | |||
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"Give me vodka bar wench!" Yes Adventures, coning up | |||
"I'll duck out of this one as it's bedtime.
Ah sleeo well, dirty dreams
I'll dream I'm an ice lolly with lots of hot fabbers about. "Ooh sounds good, I want an ice lolly now | |||
"Tonic and a snog as before "In any particular order | |||
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"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up "m Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!! | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!"Ooh which accent?? | |||
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"Some warm blood please "Extra large pint coming up (not mine its tainted already  ) | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??"Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!! | |||
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"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!"Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent | |||
"Tonic and a snog as before
In any particular order "Snog first!! | |||
"Glass of chilled Pinot Grigio & I fancy a snuggle into a manly chest, if you can stroke my hair all the better "I can do the Pinot, not thr mainly chest though but there are a couple of lovely men around who I am sure will oblige | |||
"Tonic and a snog as before
In any particular order
Snog first!! "Good call | |||
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"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent "So is omg | |||
"Can I have another two doubles of rum on the rocks please?" Of course mistermac, coming up | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg"I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr | |||
"Some warm blood please
Extra large pint coming up (not mine its tainted already ) "I said WARM,,,thats tepid | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr "Scottish is very sexy too  | |||
"Some warm blood please
Extra large pint coming up (not mine its tainted already )
I said WARM,,,thats tepid "body temperature is my preference | |||
"Some warm blood please
Extra large pint coming up (not mine its tainted already )
I said WARM,,,thats tepid "Oh sorry, I'll microwave it for you | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr
Scottish is very sexy too "And south African | |||
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"Tonic and a snog as before
In any particular order
Snog first!!
Good call "Mwah  I'll be waiting for when the bar closes  | |||
"this bar is quite ,,,,,dead isn't it "Yeo, we've all been sucked by the vampires already | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr
Scottish is very sexy too
And south African "What about Brummie? | |||
"More of the spice pls! " Certainly private | |||
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"Tonic and a snog as before
In any particular order
Snog first!!
Good call
Mwah I'll be waiting for when the bar closes "Yes please | |||
"More of the spice pls! Certainly private "Cheers | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr
Scottish is very sexy too
And south African
What about Brummie?"That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do | |||
"I'm getting my kids a fridge for Xmas. . Can't wait to see their faces light up when they open it." Lmao, A beer fridge?? | |||
"More of the spice pls! Certainly private
Cheers "Your welcome | |||
"Can I have another two doubles of rum on the rocks please?" Can you order the same for me please, I keep getting ignored, even when I'm bouncing up and down, there's a kiss and a cuddle in it for you xxx | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr
Scottish is very sexy too
And south African
What about Brummie?
That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do "Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!! | |||
"Can I have another two doubles of rum on the rocks please? Can you order the same for me please, I keep getting ignored, even when I'm bouncing up and down, there's a kiss and a cuddle in it for you xxx" I can get that for your Saucy..xx | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr
Scottish is very sexy too
And south African
What about Brummie?
That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do
Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!! "What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have?? | |||
"Tonic and a snog as before
In any particular order
Snog first!!
Good call
Mwah I'll be waiting for when the bar closes
Yes please "I'll get you later the instant the shutters down | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr
Scottish is very sexy too
And south African
What about Brummie?
That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do
Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!
What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have?? "I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!! | |||
"Can I have another two doubles of rum on the rocks please? Can you order the same for me please, I keep getting ignored, even when I'm bouncing up and down, there's a kiss and a cuddle in it for you xxx I can get that for your Saucy..xx" Thank you and a diet with ice and lemon please xxx | |||
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"Has the bar closed? I am gasping....." No not at all, what can I get you? | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr
Scottish is very sexy too
And south African
What about Brummie?
That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do
Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!
What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??
I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!! "Haha, I have a posh southern accent | |||
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"Can I have another two doubles of rum on the rocks please? Can you order the same for me please, I keep getting ignored, even when I'm bouncing up and down, there's a kiss and a cuddle in it for you xxx I can get that for your Saucy..xx Thank you and a diet with ice and lemon please xxx" Coming up xx | |||
"Tonic and a snog as before
In any particular order
Snog first!!
Good call
Mwah I'll be waiting for when the bar closes
Yes please
I'll get you later the instant the shutters down "I'll count on it | |||
"Hello could We speak to the landlady please "Yes here *Waves hello* | |||
"I had far too much last night . I couldn't face anything alcoholic "Oh must have been a good night, I can get you a hot chocolate if you like | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr
Scottish is very sexy too
And south African
What about Brummie?
That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do
Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!
What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??
I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!
Haha, I have a posh southern accent "Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol | |||
"Hello could We speak to the landlady please
Yes here *Waves hello*"hello madam as you can see we are the fab police,do you have a 24hr licence for these premises  | |||
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"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr
Scottish is very sexy too
And south African
What about Brummie?
That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do
Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!
What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??
I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!
Haha, I have a posh southern accent
Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol "Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though | |||
"Hello could We speak to the landlady please
Yes here *Waves hello*hello madam as you can see we are the fab police,do you have a 24hr licence for these premises "Yes I do sir, and my personal licence toi | |||
"Male and female strippers heading over this way instead "Ooh good, I shall get the floor ready for them | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr
Scottish is very sexy too
And south African
What about Brummie?
That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do
Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!
What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??
I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!
Haha, I have a posh southern accent
Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol
Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though "You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr
Scottish is very sexy too
And south African
What about Brummie?
That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do
Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!
What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??
I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!
Haha, I have a posh southern accent
Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol
Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though
You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol "Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though | |||
"Hello could We speak to the landlady please
Yes here *Waves hello*hello madam as you can see we are the fab police,do you have a 24hr licence for these premises
Yes I do sir, and my personal licence toi "caps come off sits at the bar,two large brandys please | |||
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"Give me vodka bar wench!" did you find your knickers? | |||
"Hello could We speak to the landlady please
Yes here *Waves hello*hello madam as you can see we are the fab police,do you have a 24hr licence for these premises
Yes I do sir, and my personal licence toi caps come off sits at the bar,two large brandys please "Of course coming up! | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr
Scottish is very sexy too
And south African
What about Brummie?
That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do
Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!
What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??
I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!
Haha, I have a posh southern accent
Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol
Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though
You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol
Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though "It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!! | |||
"Off home!?" You are? | |||
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"Vodka & please with a tequila chaser please." Slice of lemon and some salt? Do enjoy | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr
Scottish is very sexy too
And south African
What about Brummie?
That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do
Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!
What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??
I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!
Haha, I have a posh southern accent
Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol
Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though
You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol
Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though
It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!! "Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!! | |||
"I had far too much last night . I couldn't face anything alcoholic
Oh must have been a good night, I can get you a hot chocolate if you like "Yummy yes please. And last night was brilliant. Drinking till 3am kills me now though | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr
Scottish is very sexy too
And south African
What about Brummie?
That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do
Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!
What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??
I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!
Haha, I have a posh southern accent
Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol
Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though
You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol
Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though
It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!
Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!! "Lol maybe your not good posh then after all | |||
"Vodka & please with a tequila chaser please. Slice of lemon and some salt? Do enjoy "Thanks. Very nice. | |||
"I had far too much last night . I couldn't face anything alcoholic
Oh must have been a good night, I can get you a hot chocolate if you like
Yummy yes please. And last night was brilliant. Drinking till 3am kills me now though "It does us all, but definitely worth it at the time!! Hot chocolate it is | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr
Scottish is very sexy too
And south African
What about Brummie?
That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do
Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!
What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??
I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!
Haha, I have a posh southern accent
Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol
Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though
You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol
Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though
It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!
Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!
Lol maybe your not good posh then after all "No I'm definitely naughty posh | |||
"Vodka & please with a tequila chaser please. Slice of lemon and some salt? Do enjoy
Thanks. Very nice."Your welcome finetime | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr
Scottish is very sexy too
And south African
What about Brummie?
That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do
Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!
What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??
I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!
Haha, I have a posh southern accent
Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol
Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though
You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol
Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though
It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!
Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!
Lol maybe your not good posh then after all
No I'm definitely naughty posh "Oh naughty posh eh mmmm never heard a naughty posh voice tbh | |||
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"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr
Scottish is very sexy too
And south African
What about Brummie?
That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do
Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!
What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??
I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!
Haha, I have a posh southern accent
Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol
Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though
You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol
Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though
It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!
Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!
Lol maybe your not good posh then after all
No I'm definitely naughty posh
Oh naughty posh eh mmmm never heard a naughty posh voice tbh "Thats because we are like unicorns, very rare lol | |||
"Could we have one for the road please thankyou,just two glasses of water please "Water?? But yes you most certainly may | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench!did you find your knickers? "I never have them on! | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr
Scottish is very sexy too
And south African
What about Brummie?
That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do
Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!
What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??
I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!
Haha, I have a posh southern accent
Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol
Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though
You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol
Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though
It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!
Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!
Lol maybe your not good posh then after all
No I'm definitely naughty posh
Oh naughty posh eh mmmm never heard a naughty posh voice tbh
Thats because we are like unicorns, very rare lol "Like rocking horse shit you mean?!!! Or did you mean horny?!!! Lol | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr
Scottish is very sexy too
And south African
What about Brummie?
That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do
Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!
What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??
I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!
Haha, I have a posh southern accent
Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol
Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though
You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol
Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though
It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!
Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!
Lol maybe your not good posh then after all
No I'm definitely naughty posh
Oh naughty posh eh mmmm never heard a naughty posh voice tbh
Thats because we are like unicorns, very rare lol
Like rocking horse shit you mean?!!! Or did you mean horny?!!! Lol "No apparently I really am a unicorn, especially on here | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench!did you find your knickers?
I never have them on!" | |||
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"More red wine please; a cheeky shiraz if you've got one?" I akways have shiraz in stock, although I prefer a Pinotage myself | |||
"Could we have one for the road please thankyou,just two glasses of water please
Water?? But yes you most certainly may "gd night and thankyou for you excellent service | |||
"Could we have one for the road please thankyou,just two glasses of water please
Water?? But yes you most certainly may gd night and thankyou for you excellent service "You arre welcone fellow bar keep, sleep welk, have dirty dreams | |||
"Could we have one for the road please thankyou,just two glasses of water please
Water?? But yes you most certainly may gd night and thankyou for you excellent service
You arre welcone fellow bar keep, sleep welk, have dirty dreams "Sorry my spelling is atrocious tonight | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr
Scottish is very sexy too
And south African
What about Brummie?
That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do
Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!
What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??
I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!
Haha, I have a posh southern accent
Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol
Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though
You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol
Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though
It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!
Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!
Lol maybe your not good posh then after all
No I'm definitely naughty posh
Oh naughty posh eh mmmm never heard a naughty posh voice tbh
Thats because we are like unicorns, very rare lol
Like rocking horse shit you mean?!!! Or did you mean horny?!!! Lol
No apparently I really am a unicorn, especially on here "Why are you so rare? Not that I'm saying your not special of course gulp!!! | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr
Scottish is very sexy too
And south African
What about Brummie?
That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do
Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!
What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??
I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!
Haha, I have a posh southern accent
Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol
Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though
You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol
Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though
It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!
Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!
Lol maybe your not good posh then after all
No I'm definitely naughty posh
Oh naughty posh eh mmmm never heard a naughty posh voice tbh
Thats because we are like unicorns, very rare lol
Like rocking horse shit you mean?!!! Or did you mean horny?!!! Lol
No apparently I really am a unicorn, especially on here
Why are you so rare? Not that I'm saying your not special of course gulp!!! "Oh I am very special lol! Apparently according to fab folklore I am a unicorn because I am a fully single, bi female | |||
"Can I have another two doubles of rum on the rocks please? Of course mistermac, coming up "Cheers, sorry I dozed off on the bar. I'll drink up and stagger home. Can I pay in kisses again please | |||
"Can I have another two doubles of rum on the rocks please? Of course mistermac, coming up
Cheers, sorry I dozed off on the bar. I'll drink up and stagger home.
Can I pay in kisses again please "As long as they aren't sloppy ones yes big kisses to you, and fingers crossed for you too | |||
"Can I have another two doubles of rum on the rocks please? Of course mistermac, coming up
Cheers, sorry I dozed off on the bar. I'll drink up and stagger home.
Can I pay in kisses again please "You're a right cheeky thing you aren't you | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr
Scottish is very sexy too
And south African
What about Brummie?
That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do
Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!
What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??
I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!
Haha, I have a posh southern accent
Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol
Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though
You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol
Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though
It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!
Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!
Lol maybe your not good posh then after all
No I'm definitely naughty posh
Oh naughty posh eh mmmm never heard a naughty posh voice tbh
Thats because we are like unicorns, very rare lol
Like rocking horse shit you mean?!!! Or did you mean horny?!!! Lol
No apparently I really am a unicorn, especially on here
Why are you so rare? Not that I'm saying your not special of course gulp!!!
Oh I am very special lol! Apparently according to fab folklore I am a unicorn because I am a fully single, bi female "Oh right, win win then eh, enjoy it while you can then, I'll put you back down in my book as a good posh lass then, bad posh tippexed out now!!!! Lol | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr
Scottish is very sexy too
And south African
What about Brummie?
That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do
Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!
What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??
I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!
Haha, I have a posh southern accent
Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol
Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though
You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol
Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though
It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!
Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!
Lol maybe your not good posh then after all
No I'm definitely naughty posh
Oh naughty posh eh mmmm never heard a naughty posh voice tbh
Thats because we are like unicorns, very rare lol
Like rocking horse shit you mean?!!! Or did you mean horny?!!! Lol
No apparently I really am a unicorn, especially on here
Why are you so rare? Not that I'm saying your not special of course gulp!!!
Oh I am very special lol! Apparently according to fab folklore I am a unicorn because I am a fully single, bi female
Oh right, win win then eh, enjoy it while you can then, I'll put you back down in my book as a good posh lass then, bad posh tippexed out now!!!! Lol "Haha good move!! It most certainly is win win for me and I am enjoying it | |||
"Can I have another two doubles of rum on the rocks please? Of course mistermac, coming up
Cheers, sorry I dozed off on the bar. I'll drink up and stagger home.
Can I pay in kisses again please
You're a right cheeky thing you aren't you "Yes he is, and lovely to perve | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr
Scottish is very sexy too
And south African
What about Brummie?
That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do
Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!
What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??
I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!
Haha, I have a posh southern accent
Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol
Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though
You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol
Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though
It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!
Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!
Lol maybe your not good posh then after all
No I'm definitely naughty posh
Oh naughty posh eh mmmm never heard a naughty posh voice tbh
Thats because we are like unicorns, very rare lol
Like rocking horse shit you mean?!!! Or did you mean horny?!!! Lol
No apparently I really am a unicorn, especially on here
Why are you so rare? Not that I'm saying your not special of course gulp!!!
Oh I am very special lol! Apparently according to fab folklore I am a unicorn because I am a fully single, bi female
Oh right, win win then eh, enjoy it while you can then, I'll put you back down in my book as a good posh lass then, bad posh tippexed out now!!!! Lol
Haha good move!! It most certainly is win win for me and I am enjoying it "Good on ya, there's not many good posh lasses about, you sound like a diamond, oh and you can cook the books and make the drinks eh lol | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr
Scottish is very sexy too
And south African
What about Brummie?
That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do
Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!
What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??
I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!
Haha, I have a posh southern accent
Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol
Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though
You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol
Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though
It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!
Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!
Lol maybe your not good posh then after all
No I'm definitely naughty posh
Oh naughty posh eh mmmm never heard a naughty posh voice tbh
Thats because we are like unicorns, very rare lol
Like rocking horse shit you mean?!!! Or did you mean horny?!!! Lol
No apparently I really am a unicorn, especially on here
Why are you so rare? Not that I'm saying your not special of course gulp!!!
Oh I am very special lol! Apparently according to fab folklore I am a unicorn because I am a fully single, bi female
Oh right, win win then eh, enjoy it while you can then, I'll put you back down in my book as a good posh lass then, bad posh tippexed out now!!!! Lol
Haha good move!! It most certainly is win win for me and I am enjoying it
Good on ya, there's not many good posh lasses about, you sound like a diamond, oh and you can cook the books and make the drinks eh lol "I like to think of myself as an all rounder..my fingers in many pies | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr
Scottish is very sexy too
And south African
What about Brummie?
That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do
Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!
What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??
I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!
Haha, I have a posh southern accent
Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol
Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though
You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol
Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though
It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!
Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!
Lol maybe your not good posh then after all
No I'm definitely naughty posh
Oh naughty posh eh mmmm never heard a naughty posh voice tbh
Thats because we are like unicorns, very rare lol
Like rocking horse shit you mean?!!! Or did you mean horny?!!! Lol
No apparently I really am a unicorn, especially on here
Why are you so rare? Not that I'm saying your not special of course gulp!!!
Oh I am very special lol! Apparently according to fab folklore I am a unicorn because I am a fully single, bi female
Oh right, win win then eh, enjoy it while you can then, I'll put you back down in my book as a good posh lass then, bad posh tippexed out now!!!! Lol
Haha good move!! It most certainly is win win for me and I am enjoying it
Good on ya, there's not many good posh lasses about, you sound like a diamond, oh and you can cook the books and make the drinks eh lol
I like to think of myself as an all rounder..my fingers in many pies "Lmao sounds like the perfect description eh, only fingers?!!! Lol | |||
| |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr
Scottish is very sexy too
And south African
What about Brummie?
That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do
Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!
What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??
I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!
Haha, I have a posh southern accent
Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol
Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though
You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol
Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though
It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!
Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!
Lol maybe your not good posh then after all
No I'm definitely naughty posh
Oh naughty posh eh mmmm never heard a naughty posh voice tbh
Thats because we are like unicorns, very rare lol
Like rocking horse shit you mean?!!! Or did you mean horny?!!! Lol
No apparently I really am a unicorn, especially on here
Why are you so rare? Not that I'm saying your not special of course gulp!!!
Oh I am very special lol! Apparently according to fab folklore I am a unicorn because I am a fully single, bi female
Oh right, win win then eh, enjoy it while you can then, I'll put you back down in my book as a good posh lass then, bad posh tippexed out now!!!! Lol
Haha good move!! It most certainly is win win for me and I am enjoying it
Good on ya, there's not many good posh lasses about, you sound like a diamond, oh and you can cook the books and make the drinks eh lol
I like to think of myself as an all rounder..my fingers in many pies
Lmao sounds like the perfect description eh, only fingers?!!! Lol "Omg I just read that back to myself Hmm thats for me to know, and others to experience | |||
"Red wine please I'm a little pushed already "Of course, I'll bring the bottle over. Help yourself | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr
Scottish is very sexy too
And south African
What about Brummie?
That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do
Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!
What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??
I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!
Haha, I have a posh southern accent
Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol
Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though
You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol
Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though
It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!
Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!
Lol maybe your not good posh then after all
No I'm definitely naughty posh
Oh naughty posh eh mmmm never heard a naughty posh voice tbh
Thats because we are like unicorns, very rare lol
Like rocking horse shit you mean?!!! Or did you mean horny?!!! Lol
No apparently I really am a unicorn, especially on here
Why are you so rare? Not that I'm saying your not special of course gulp!!!
Oh I am very special lol! Apparently according to fab folklore I am a unicorn because I am a fully single, bi female
Oh right, win win then eh, enjoy it while you can then, I'll put you back down in my book as a good posh lass then, bad posh tippexed out now!!!! Lol
Haha good move!! It most certainly is win win for me and I am enjoying it
Good on ya, there's not many good posh lasses about, you sound like a diamond, oh and you can cook the books and make the drinks eh lol
I like to think of myself as an all rounder..my fingers in many pies
Lmao sounds like the perfect description eh, only fingers?!!! Lol
Omg I just read that back to myself Hmm thats for me to know, and others to experience "Lmao Freudian slip eh!! Sounds like there's some lucky lasses out there eh | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr
Scottish is very sexy too
And south African
What about Brummie?
That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do
Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!
What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??
I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!
Haha, I have a posh southern accent
Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol
Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though
You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol
Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though
It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!
Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!
Lol maybe your not good posh then after all
No I'm definitely naughty posh
Oh naughty posh eh mmmm never heard a naughty posh voice tbh
Thats because we are like unicorns, very rare lol
Like rocking horse shit you mean?!!! Or did you mean horny?!!! Lol
No apparently I really am a unicorn, especially on here
Why are you so rare? Not that I'm saying your not special of course gulp!!!
Oh I am very special lol! Apparently according to fab folklore I am a unicorn because I am a fully single, bi female
Oh right, win win then eh, enjoy it while you can then, I'll put you back down in my book as a good posh lass then, bad posh tippexed out now!!!! Lol
Haha good move!! It most certainly is win win for me and I am enjoying it
Good on ya, there's not many good posh lasses about, you sound like a diamond, oh and you can cook the books and make the drinks eh lol
I like to think of myself as an all rounder..my fingers in many pies
Lmao sounds like the perfect description eh, only fingers?!!! Lol
Omg I just read that back to myself Hmm thats for me to know, and others to experience
Lmao Freudian slip eh!! Sounds like there's some lucky lasses out there eh "A lady never tells | |||
"Give me vodka bar wench! Yes Adventures, coning up m
Good gotl!!! I've just fallen in love with an accent!!!
Ooh which accent??
Geordie!!!! Omg he called me!!! So lush!!
Ooh I used to live in Newcastle, it is a lovely accent
So is omg
I prefer American myself..gets me going every timr
Scottish is very sexy too
And south African
What about Brummie?
That doesn't really do it for me, not many English accents do
Nah me neither but luckily you said it before I did !!!
What accents.do you like, and what accent do you have??
I love posh southern accents, but they're all posh to me as I have a Geordie accent!!!
Haha, I have a posh southern accent
Haha I can tell judging by all the posh drinks you serve up!!!! Lol
Haha, I am hopefully not too posh though
You sound like your the good posh lol, gulp, very friendly and getting the drinks in for everyone lol
Never been called good posh before.. Sounds nice though
It suits you, put it in your profile and they'll be banging on your door!!! Unless you keep your electric gates closed!!!!
Haha, no just my butler to keeo the minions out lmao!!
Lol maybe your not good posh then after all
No I'm definitely naughty posh
Oh naughty posh eh mmmm never heard a naughty posh voice tbh
Thats because we are like unicorns, very rare lol
Like rocking horse shit you mean?!!! Or did you mean horny?!!! Lol
No apparently I really am a unicorn, especially on here
Why are you so rare? Not that I'm saying your not special of course gulp!!!
Oh I am very special lol! Apparently according to fab folklore I am a unicorn because I am a fully single, bi female
Oh right, win win then eh, enjoy it while you can then, I'll put you back down in my book as a good posh lass then, bad posh tippexed out now!!!! Lol
Haha good move!! It most certainly is win win for me and I am enjoying it
Good on ya, there's not many good posh lasses about, you sound like a diamond, oh and you can cook the books and make the drinks eh lol
I like to think of myself as an all rounder..my fingers in many pies
Lmao sounds like the perfect description eh, only fingers?!!! Lol
Omg I just read that back to myself Hmm thats for me to know, and others to experience
Lmao Freudian slip eh!! Sounds like there's some lucky lasses out there eh
A lady never tells "I wouldn't have expected you too neither, gulp, too posh for that eh lol | |||
"More red wine please; a cheeky shiraz if you've got one? I akways have shiraz in stock, although I prefer a Pinotage myself "Excellent and ehm, noted! | |||
"Can I have another two doubles of rum on the rocks please? Of course mistermac, coming up
Cheers, sorry I dozed off on the bar. I'll drink up and stagger home.
Can I pay in kisses again please
As long as they aren't sloppy ones yes big kisses to you, and fingers crossed for you too "Big kisses for you lovely landlady. Thank you very much xx | |||
