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And other profile/verification clichés taken literally....
Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock.
I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long?
I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then.
I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame.
Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones?
I'm sure there's more.... |
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over a year ago
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"Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock"
If people want to wax lyrical on their love of a good penis then let them. The penis is the key which unlocks the door to your bloodlines future. |
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"Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock
If people want to wax lyrical on their love of a good penis then let them. The penis is the key which unlocks the door to your bloodlines future."
Somehow that last line seems all the more epic with this avatar picture don't you think? Said in a deep voice, in a temple filled with burning braziers  |
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"Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock
If people want to wax lyrical on their love of a good penis then let them. The penis is the key which unlocks the door to your bloodlines future."
Silly me, knew someone would see it as a complaint - it''s more about a play on words but then that takes brains I guess  |
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"lol..to be honest...Op..yours are a bit boring..lets have coffee "
Mine's fine actually because "let's have a coffee" means let's have a coffee.
Unless you can translate it literally into something else?  |
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"lol..to be honest...Op..yours are a bit boring..lets have coffee
Mine's fine actually because "let's have a coffee" means let's have a coffee.
Unless you can translate it literally into something else? "
nescafe rich spit roast... |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally....
Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock.
I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long?
I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then.
I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame.
Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones?
I'm sure there's more...."
Treat her with respect (anyone who doesn't will get a slap across their face)
She is the most attractive woman here (have they met all of them) |
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"She is the most attractive woman here (have they met all of them)
In their dreams I suspect "
Or until the next one comes along
Actually you can apply that to a lot of things said on here..... |
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"She is the most attractive woman here (have they met all of them)
In their dreams I suspect
Or until the next one comes along
Actually you can apply that to a lot of things said on here....."
That's true |
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I suppose, I'll say it's like when people say things like "chocolates even better than sex" or that dinner "was to die for"...we all know they didnt mean it literally, I guess I don't really pick up on sexual prowess verifications that much(I might have some myself)..though, territory marking is an easy one(even if they say 'treat her with respect, or you'll have to deal with me"). |
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"I suppose, I'll say it's like when people say things like "chocolates even better than sex" or that dinner "was to die for"...we all know they didnt mean it literally, I guess I don't really pick up on sexual prowess verifications that much(I might have some myself)..though, territory marking is an easy one(even if they say 'treat her with respect, or you'll have to deal with me")."
Errrrr...whaddaya mean chocolate ain't better than sex...?! |
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"I suppose, I'll say it's like when people say things like "chocolates even better than sex" or that dinner "was to die for"...we all know they didnt mean it literally, I guess I don't really pick up on sexual prowess verifications that much(I might have some myself)..though, territory marking is an easy one(even if they say 'treat her with respect, or you'll have to deal with me").
Errrrr...whaddaya mean chocolate ain't better than sex...?! "
well heres a kitkat shuffle..either way you'll be pleased x |
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"I suppose, I'll say it's like when people say things like "chocolates even better than sex" or that dinner "was to die for"...we all know they didnt mean it literally, I guess I don't really pick up on sexual prowess verifications that much(I might have some myself)..though, territory marking is an easy one(even if they say 'treat her with respect, or you'll have to deal with me").
Errrrr...whaddaya mean chocolate ain't better than sex...?!
well heres a kitkat shuffle..either way you'll be pleased x"
As long as its a chunky  |
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"I suppose, I'll say it's like when people say things like "chocolates even better than sex" or that dinner "was to die for"...we all know they didnt mean it literally, I guess I don't really pick up on sexual prowess verifications that much(I might have some myself)..though, territory marking is an easy one(even if they say 'treat her with respect, or you'll have to deal with me").
Errrrr...whaddaya mean chocolate ain't better than sex...?!
well heres a kitkat shuffle..either way you'll be pleased x
As long as its a chunky "
better still a veiny marsbar..
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over a year ago
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Can't get enough of Jacks cock.
Pre cum so darn tasty I absolutely love it.
Right this min if he walked in I wld take him. Lol slut in me wanting out lol. Xx |
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over a year ago
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A lass I met told me she was going to say I had a cock to die for in the veri she was going to leave for me.......but I killed her before she could!
I gave her a nice burial n sang a couple of hymns as one of her verifications said to treat with respect  |
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"She is the most attractive woman here (have they met all of them)
In their dreams I suspect "
He's only met her, the rest of us have blocked him.
And I'm not sure any cock that's been in a Dyson, Henry etc will have suitable sensitivity to tell a good from a bad blow job. Anyone for mangled cock? |
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"A lass I met told me she was going to say I had a cock to die for in the veri she was going to leave for me.......but I killed her before she could!
I gave her a nice burial n sang a couple of hymns as one of her verifications said to treat with respect "
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"Cock to die for could just be someone being honest, wanting to kill off her competition. "
I'm guilty of using this line!! I just liken to put my point across that it was that nice! |
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I'm more inclined to post the social aspects of a meet than sex if it does happen because it's about who the people are that's important in a veri, but I do sometimes say loveliest person ever. I think when we enjoy meets, we exaggerate somewhat just to say "hey, look, this person is awesome, totally recommend meeting them" |
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"I'm going to have to look carefully at any future reviews I write now - OMG, tends to be one of my favourites, but I only use it when called for.
Lies back and waits for the comments "
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"I'm more inclined to post the social aspects of a meet than sex if it does happen because it's about who the people are that's important in a veri, but I do sometimes say loveliest person ever. I think when we enjoy meets, we exaggerate somewhat just to say "hey, look, this person is awesome, totally recommend meeting them" "
I prefer to think you underplay them actually You say a lot of really nice stuff in person though  |
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"I'm more inclined to post the social aspects of a meet than sex if it does happen because it's about who the people are that's important in a veri,"
I tend to focus on how they behaved rather than anything to do with sex. A guy may have been great in bed with someone else but what I want to know is if they will treat me well in general, manners etc. |
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Someone sent me a Whatsapp with a draft of the verification for me. It was way over the top filled with lots of Fab verification clichés so I told him to bin it. I didn't want a verification anyway |
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"She is the most attractive woman here (have they met all of them)
In their dreams I suspect
Or until the next one comes along
Actually you can apply that to a lot of things said on here....." classy I have to say that's the worst pic I've ever seen of you rough night ? hugs  |
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"I'm more inclined to post the social aspects of a meet than sex if it does happen because it's about who the people are that's important in a veri,
I tend to focus on how they behaved rather than anything to do with sex. A guy may have been great in bed with someone else but what I want to know is if they will treat me well in general, manners etc."
I also pay attention to behaviour during sex. I appreciate changes in personality people have for different situations as much as stability |
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally....
Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock.
I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long?
I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then.
I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame.
Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones?
I'm sure there's more...."
And in what way does all this effect your time on here. It doesn't. Just another popularity thread for all the miserable moaners to belittle ppl on.. |
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally....
Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock.
I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long?
I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then.
I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame.
Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones?
I'm sure there's more....
And in what way does all this effect your time on here. It doesn't. Just another popularity thread for all the miserable moaners to belittle ppl on.. "
And us bored cunts to wind up the miserible cunts |
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally....
Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock.
I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long?
I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then.
I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame.
Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones?
I'm sure there's more...."
I love it... x the third guy whom you verified you put 'He is very genuine' in the very....
kettle and pot.... |
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally....
Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock.
I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long?
I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then.
I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame.
Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones?
I'm sure there's more...."
even the last guy you verified you added ......Genuinely the best thing ever!
wowzer.... there is a word for it...here's the definition...a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, anyone know that word??????? |
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally....
Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock.
I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long?
I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then.
I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame.
Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones?
I'm sure there's more....
I love it... x the third guy whom you verified you put 'He is very genuine' in the very....
kettle and pot.... "
Because he was genuine, he didn't say he was. Pay attention if you want to just pick holes  |
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally....
Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock.
I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long?
I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then.
I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame.
Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones?
I'm sure there's more....
even the last guy you verified you added ......Genuinely the best thing ever!
wowzer.... there is a word for it...here's the definition...a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, anyone know that word???????"
You are debating my use if the word genuine. My opening comment was about men putting genuine in their profile text.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally....
Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock.
I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long?
I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then.
I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame.
Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones?
I'm sure there's more....
even the last guy you verified you added ......Genuinely the best thing ever!
wowzer.... there is a word for it...here's the definition...a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, anyone know that word???????"
Umm, I think you've gotten the wrong impression, op was just commenting and saying that there are lots of standard veris out there. Not necessarily that she does not use them, nor even that they're bad.
Call me a white knight if you will, but it's unfair to slate someone for something they haven't done |
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally....
Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock.
I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long?
I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then.
I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame.
Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones?
I'm sure there's more....
And in what way does all this effect your time on here. It doesn't. Just another popularity thread for all the miserable moaners to belittle ppl on..
And us bored cunts to wind up the miserible cunts"
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally....
Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock.
I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long?
I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then.
I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame.
Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones?
I'm sure there's more...."
guessing its better than a cock to die from  |
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally....
Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock.
I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long?
I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then.
I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame.
Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones?
I'm sure there's more....
even the last guy you verified you added ......Genuinely the best thing ever!
wowzer.... there is a word for it...here's the definition...a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, anyone know that word???????
Umm, I think you've gotten the wrong impression, op was just commenting and saying that there are lots of standard veris out there. Not necessarily that she does not use them, nor even that they're bad.
Call me a white knight if you will, but it's unfair to slate someone for something they haven't done"
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally....
Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock.
I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long?
I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then.
I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame.
Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones?
I'm sure there's more....
guessing its better than a cock to die from "
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally....
Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock.
I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long?
I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then.
I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame.
Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones?
I'm sure there's more....
guessing its better than a cock to die from "
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yup, white knight indeed....
the opening line after the statement 'cock to die for'
then is followed by 'And other profile/verification
then the author uses the same 'clichés'
in previous verifications provided by them to third parties... merely an observation rather than 'slating someone' for something they haven't done, rather commenting on something they have...  |
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"yup, white knight indeed....
the opening line after the statement 'cock to die for'
then is followed by 'And other profile/verification
then the author uses the same 'clichés'
in previous verifications provided by them to third parties... merely an observation rather than 'slating someone' for something they haven't done, rather commenting on something they have... "
Nowhere have I called myself genuine, you just don't get it. Never mind  |
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally....
Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock.
I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long?
I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then.
I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame.
Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones?
I'm sure there's more....
And in what way does all this effect your time on here. It doesn't. Just another popularity thread for all the miserable moaners to belittle ppl on..
And us bored cunts to wind up the miserible cunts"
Well u must lead very exciting lives if that is ur main focus on a "sex" site... lol. YOU ROCK  |
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"I'm going to have to look carefully at any future reviews I write now - OMG, tends to be one of my favourites, but I only use it when called for.
Lies back and waits for the comments
Omg, how could you use omg? tuts and flounces off "
OMG I'm so sorry, please accept my humble apologises xx |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"No one ever says 'She was a Dame to kill for...'
Maybe it's a bit to Marlowe-esque for this site..."
That would be bloody brilliant though. I may buy a peplum jacketed pencil skirt suit and start smoking again just to try and prompt one.  |
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally....
Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock.
I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long?
I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then.
I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame.
Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones?
I'm sure there's more...."
Oh ye of little faith  |
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"I'm going to have to look carefully at any future reviews I write now - OMG, tends to be one of my favourites, but I only use it when called for.
Lies back and waits for the comments
Omg, how could you use omg? tuts and flounces off
OMG I'm so sorry, please accept my humble apologises xx"
Apology accepted, as long as it comes with a kiss lol xx |
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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally....
I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long?
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Edging?
I do know what you mean though OP  |
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"I'm going to have to look carefully at any future reviews I write now - OMG, tends to be one of my favourites, but I only use it when called for.
Lies back and waits for the comments
Omg, how could you use omg? tuts and flounces off
OMG I'm so sorry, please accept my humble apologises xx
Apology accepted, as long as it comes with a kiss lol xx"
Just a kiss?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally....
Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock.
I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long?
I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then.
I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame.
Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones?
I'm sure there's more....
even the last guy you verified you added ......Genuinely the best thing ever!
wowzer.... there is a word for it...here's the definition...a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, anyone know that word???????
Umm, I think you've gotten the wrong impression, op was just commenting and saying that there are lots of standard veris out there. Not necessarily that she does not use them, nor even that they're bad.
Call me a white knight if you will, but it's unfair to slate someone for something they haven't done" it's common to be slated in here for no good reason ,how long have you been coming here ??  |
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"Let me spell it out for you...
A profile in which someone calls them self genuine is NOT the same as someone meeting someone and then reporting back, via a veri, that the person is genuine."
your right...I don't get it.... the original thread not only related to profiles, but also verifications...
you yourself have provided the self same comments in verifications for other...(see above thread)
ahem ..
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"And other profile/verification clichés taken literally....
Cock to die for - I would not be willing to lay down my life for a cock.
I could have sucked him all night - really? Doesn't that mean it's not going well if it takes that long?
I can breathe through my ears - donate yourself to medical science quickly then.
I don't bite unless you ask me too - this is just lame.
Genuine male - as opposed to the counterfeit ones?
I'm sure there's more....
even the last guy you verified you added ......Genuinely the best thing ever!
wowzer.... there is a word for it...here's the definition...a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, anyone know that word???????
Umm, I think you've gotten the wrong impression, op was just commenting and saying that there are lots of standard veris out there. Not necessarily that she does not use them, nor even that they're bad.
Call me a white knight if you will, but it's unfair to slate someone for something they haven't doneit's common to be slated in here for no good reason ,how long have you been coming here ?? "
I've only been on the forums three months.
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