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"World peace.
No fuck that actually, I'll take a trillion pounds sterling please."
I had a 100 trillion dollar bill around the place that I lost... I used to use it for... nawtiness...
It came from Zimbabwe |
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"...chances are it won't come true but it's good to have an idea of what you want...
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I wish for cyborg enhanced senses (with bisexual directional feedback)
So what's your wish?"
I wish i could fly....
i got shot by the FBI.
all i wanted was a bag of chips.
i took a bullet to the dangly bits. |
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I wish for a cure for cancer to be discovered...
but if it was a personal note....I wish for the euromillions to be a triple roll over and one winner.... that would be fuckin me...
I would spread the love to worthy charities...
and my cock would be bleeding with the amount of shagging I would be doing. |
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" I wish i could fly....
i got shot by the FBI.
all i wanted was a bag of chips.
i took a bullet to the dangly bits.
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lmao  if only...be right back... a black van just pulled up outside my house. |
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I wish that all the tiny, little baby kittens and fluffy, wuffy bunny rabbits could live happily ever after. Failing that I would like a tablet that has no side effects other than the following, gives me immunity from every disease currently known and those as yet unknown, prevents me aging any further, stops my hair from greying, only allows hair to grow where I want it and allows teeth to regrow with absolute immunity from decay.
Thank you |
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over a year ago
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"I wish the goblins would take you away.
Right now.
Does that mean Jareth is coming? That was my second wish if a hammock was unavailable......."
Yep. Do you want to share him & his beautiful bulge?  |
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"I wish to be happy, irrespective of money.
Then I wish for money
-Courtney
hahaha....
I wish for more wishes.
[DENIED]"
damn it what is this aladdin?
Be right back.... a parade of arabian elephants dancers silks and prince Ali fabulous he ali o ba BWHA just pulled up outside my house. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wish the goblins would take you away.
Right now.
Does that mean Jareth is coming? That was my second wish if a hammock was unavailable.......
Yep. Do you want to share him & his beautiful bulge? "
Oh yes!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like hammock, please? I've always fancied a hammock.
Between 2 palm trees, somewhere exotic?"
In the corner of my room would do! Next to the bookcase |
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I've just had an email from Fundamentalism.... (going through a bit of a mid life crisis)...They say they want to make sense.
Come on Joe put the fun back into fundamentalism or itll be 'da mentalism' forever. |
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"I'd like hammock, please? I've always fancied a hammock.
Between 2 palm trees, somewhere exotic?
In the corner of my room would do! Next to the bookcase
You should see my bathroom! "
Why? Is it full of hammocks? |
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"I'd like hammock, please? I've always fancied a hammock.
Between 2 palm trees, somewhere exotic?
In the corner of my room would do! Next to the bookcase
You should see my bathroom!
Why? Is it full of hammocks?"
Nope but it is painted with a desert island scene and there are books and a corner bath |
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By *accaMan
over a year ago
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"I'd like hammock, please? I've always fancied a hammock.
Between 2 palm trees, somewhere exotic?
In the corner of my room would do! Next to the bookcase
You should see my bathroom!
Why? Is it full of hammocks?"
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like hammock, please? I've always fancied a hammock.
Between 2 palm trees, somewhere exotic?
In the corner of my room would do! Next to the bookcase
You should see my bathroom!
Why? Is it full of hammocks?
Nope but it is painted with a desert island scene and there are books and a corner bath"
Books?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"May I have a second wish please?
Ahem! *draws attention back to the request for another wish*"
I'm still waiting for my wish 
If it's going to come true a bit of notice would help and if were asking for a second wish how about a MFF
for the Christmas Holidays  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmm, I'd like at least one dry day this weekend!!
I wish there were dashingly handsome, charismatic polar bears prowling around my home turf....
Ooops ...'weren't'..."
I was gonna say Mr Fox.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmm, I'd like at least one dry day this weekend!!
What are you planning to do on the one dry day?
Finish the manly task of constructing my man cave! 
Is that so you can pull a fox?!  "
Nooo, I've no need to pull a fox DG! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd like hammock, please? I've always fancied a hammock.
Between 2 palm trees, somewhere exotic?
In the corner of my room would do! Next to the bookcase
You should see my bathroom!
Why? Is it full of hammocks?
Nope but it is painted with a desert island scene and there are books and a corner bath"
I need to see this bathroom. |
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"I'd like hammock, please? I've always fancied a hammock.
Between 2 palm trees, somewhere exotic?
In the corner of my room would do! Next to the bookcase
You should see my bathroom!
Why? Is it full of hammocks?
Nope but it is painted with a desert island scene and there are books and a corner bath
I need to see this bathroom."
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(check yr PMs) |
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"May I have a second wish please?
Ahem! *draws attention back to the request for another wish*
I'm still waiting for my wish
If it's going to come true a bit of notice would help and if were asking for a second wish how about a MFF
for the Christmas Holidays "
I'm playing catch up - of course you can.
Play safe and enjoy.
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For my second wish, which you may or may not choose to grant, could I please have a real life thigh powered orange helicopter from my recurring dream? See Artemesia's thread... . |
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"World peace.
No fuck that actually, I'll take a trillion pounds sterling please.
£250k would do me nicely, and world peace
Modest, and reasonable.
[GRANTED]"
Why thank you sir, and I would make sure some of the people I know had a roof over their head especially in winter  |
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"For my second wish, which you may or may not choose to grant, could I please have a real life thigh powered orange helicopter from my recurring dream? See Artemesia's thread... ."
Fuckin' coooool!
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"For my second wish, which you may or may not choose to grant, could I please have a real life thigh powered orange helicopter from my recurring dream? See Artemesia's thread... .
Fuckin' coooool!
[GRANTED]"
Best. Day. Ever. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well I would like a nice manwich with two lovely sexy forumites, a girl can wish if she rubs hard enough, gah! Who am I kidding I'll be the only ond doing the rubbing, ON MYSELF!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A sexy lady dressed as a secretary, with lingerie and opaque stockings.
Failing that the wasp sting on Pooch's paw to clear up "
Poor Pooch  Hope it clears up soon xxx |
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"A sexy lady dressed as a secretary, with lingerie and opaque stockings.
Failing that the wasp sting on Pooch's paw to clear up
Poor Pooch Hope it clears up soon xxx"
Thank you xHe is ok feeling a tad glum I cleaned it all up |
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"Well I would like a nice manwich with two lovely sexy forumites, a girl can wish if she rubs hard enough, gah! Who am I kidding I'll be the only ond doing the rubbing, ON MYSELF!!!
[MAKE IT SO]"
Haha!!! Yeah ok!! Lol |
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