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over a year ago
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"A lemonade please 
Did you get any sleep last night DP? x"
Nodded off at 6am damn body clock is still on night mode 
Better give me my usual Quager and a fizz bomb chaser please Juniper  |
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"A lemonade please
Did you get any sleep last night DP? x
Nodded off at 6am damn body clock is still on night mode
Better give me my usual Quager and a fizz bomb chaser please Juniper "
Of course, Sir x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lemonade please
Did you get any sleep last night DP? x
Nodded off at 6am damn body clock is still on night mode
Better give me my usual Quager and a fizz bomb chaser please Juniper
Of course, Sir x"
I like your bar I get served quicker  |
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"What are you all having??? I know, it's a school night but I'm child free & home alone
Mine is a large Juniper Green organic gin, lime tonic, ice & sliced lemon.I don't drink alchohol so coffee and chicken fajitas xx  hugs  "
I don't do food, sorry. Roasted nuts? |
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"I have slithered off the sofa so I've taken myself to bed (if I'm already lying down I'm less likely to slither) 
Does this establishment offer bedside service?
Can i have a hot chocolate with a generous slug of baileys delivered by some fit boy tottie in just a pinny please "
Any tottie in mind???? |
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"I have slithered off the sofa so I've taken myself to bed (if I'm already lying down I'm less likely to slither)
Does this establishment offer bedside service?
Can i have a hot chocolate with a generous slug of baileys delivered by some fit boy tottie in just a pinny please
Any tottie in mind???? "
Well Ben's the closest... |
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"I have slithered off the sofa so I've taken myself to bed (if I'm already lying down I'm less likely to slither)
Does this establishment offer bedside service?
Can i have a hot chocolate with a generous slug of baileys delivered by some fit boy tottie in just a pinny please
Any tottie in mind????
Well Ben's the closest... "
Can I join you?? |
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"I have slithered off the sofa so I've taken myself to bed (if I'm already lying down I'm less likely to slither)
Does this establishment offer bedside service?
Can i have a hot chocolate with a generous slug of baileys delivered by some fit boy tottie in just a pinny please
Any tottie in mind????
Well Ben's the closest...
Can I join you?? "
But of course!
It'll mean two cups of laced hot choccy though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need to employ more staff. Hows one bar maid meant to serve all these people?
hmmm maybe its a weatherspoons? Lol"
I know be been standing at the bar for ages and not been served!! The standard of service here is terrible, hang on, I'm coming round the back of the bar and serving myself! Who else wants one while I'm here! Shush don't tell! |
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"You need to employ more staff. Hows one bar maid meant to serve all these people?
hmmm maybe its a weatherspoons? Lol
I know be been standing at the bar for ages and not been served!! The standard of service here is terrible, hang on, I'm coming round the back of the bar and serving myself! Who else wants one while I'm here! Shush don't tell!"
You're on second round |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You need to employ more staff. Hows one bar maid meant to serve all these people?
hmmm maybe its a weatherspoons? Lol
I know be been standing at the bar for ages and not been served!! The standard of service here is terrible, hang on, I'm coming round the back of the bar and serving myself! Who else wants one while I'm here! Shush don't tell!
You're on second round "
Oh really? Blimey best get my pinny on! |
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"You need to employ more staff. Hows one bar maid meant to serve all these people?
hmmm maybe its a weatherspoons? Lol
I know be been standing at the bar for ages and not been served!! The standard of service here is terrible, hang on, I'm coming round the back of the bar and serving myself! Who else wants one while I'm here! Shush don't tell!
You're on second round
Oh really? Blimey best get my pinny on!"
And t-shirt off - none of that rubbish in my bar, thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are you all having??? I know, it's a school night but I'm child free & home alone
Mine is a large Juniper Green organic gin, lime tonic, ice & sliced lemon."
Guinness & red bull please  |
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"What are you all having??? I know, it's a school night but I'm child free & home alone
Mine is a large Juniper Green organic gin, lime tonic, ice & sliced lemon. Guinness & red bull please "
In the same glass??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need to employ more staff. Hows one bar maid meant to serve all these people?
hmmm maybe its a weatherspoons? Lol
I know be been standing at the bar for ages and not been served!! The standard of service here is terrible, hang on, I'm coming round the back of the bar and serving myself! Who else wants one while I'm here! Shush don't tell!
You're on second round
Oh really? Blimey best get my pinny on!
And t-shirt off - none of that rubbish in my bar, thank you "
It's off miss! |
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"You need to employ more staff. Hows one bar maid meant to serve all these people?
hmmm maybe its a weatherspoons? Lol
I know be been standing at the bar for ages and not been served!! The standard of service here is terrible, hang on, I'm coming round the back of the bar and serving myself! Who else wants one while I'm here! Shush don't tell!
You're on second round
Oh really? Blimey best get my pinny on!
And t-shirt off - none of that rubbish in my bar, thank you
It's off miss!"
That's much better  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahhh a open bar!
Can I please have a pint of peroni
Do people really drink that stuff??? I thought you could only get it in Pizza Express "
Best beer out there actually can I have a southern comfort chaser |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Ahhh a open bar!
Can I please have a pint of peroni
Do people really drink that stuff??? I thought you could only get it in Pizza Express
Best beer out there actually can I have a southern comfort chaser "
im southern can be a comfort and ile chase yer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahhh a open bar!
Can I please have a pint of peroni
Do people really drink that stuff??? I thought you could only get it in Pizza Express
Best beer out there actually can I have a southern comfort chaser im southern can be a comfort and ile chase yer"
Haha, well that seems like an offer I can't refuse!
Having a slow walk so you can catch me easy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahh, Miss G, I'll have a Caol Ila 18yrs straight up please?
You'll not find your answer at the bottom of a glass Mr PB xx Coming right up "
No, but the warm fuzzy feeling i'll get will help calm my nerves!! Do you have any nibbles to go with that?? X |
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"Never really done gin. What you recommend for a virGIN
Juniper Green is highly recommended but if there's a chance you won't like it you can have own brand value stuff to try "
What's not to like?.. |
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"Ahh, Miss G, I'll have a Caol Ila 18yrs straight up please?
You'll not find your answer at the bottom of a glass Mr PB xx Coming right up
No, but the warm fuzzy feeling i'll get will help calm my nerves!! Do you have any nibbles to go with that?? X "
Shall I make it a double? Salted Doritos or roasted nuts? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ahh, Miss G, I'll have a Caol Ila 18yrs straight up please?
You'll not find your answer at the bottom of a glass Mr PB xx Coming right up
No, but the warm fuzzy feeling i'll get will help calm my nerves!! Do you have any nibbles to go with that?? X
Shall I make it a double? Salted Doritos or roasted nuts? "
Ahh lovely, roasted nuts would be just perfect! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are you all having??? I know, it's a school night but I'm child free & home alone
Mine is a large Juniper Green organic gin, lime tonic, ice & sliced lemon. Guinness & red bull please
In the same glass??? "
of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are you all having??? I know, it's a school night but I'm child free & home alone
Mine is a large Juniper Green organic gin, lime tonic, ice & sliced lemon. Guinness & red bull please
In the same glass??? of course "
service please same again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another lemon tonic water please bonnie
Lemon tonic water?! Your from Glasgow man!! Letting the side down!! "
I'm a Glaswegian with fit insides Would like to keep my sprinting on point |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another lemon tonic water please bonnie
Lemon tonic water?! Your from Glasgow man!! Letting the side down!!
I'm a Glaswegian with fit insides Would like to keep my sprinting on point "
Fair enough! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All drinks are now served & the Palace is closed for this evening. I'm all tucked up in bed.
Mr PB - you have an ironing pic & a coffee making pic, surely you must have a Hoover pic???? "
I fear I shall be hounded until I produce said pic...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All drinks are now served & the Palace is closed for this evening. I'm all tucked up in bed.
Mr PB - you have an ironing pic & a coffee making pic, surely you must have a Hoover pic????
I fear I shall be hounded until I produce said pic...
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Oh yes you shall! |
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"All drinks are now served & the Palace is closed for this evening. I'm all tucked up in bed.
Mr PB - you have an ironing pic & a coffee making pic, surely you must have a Hoover pic????
I fear I shall be hounded until I produce said pic...
Oh yes you shall!"
Haha!! You know you want to |
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"All drinks are now served & the Palace is closed for this evening. I'm all tucked up in bed.
Mr PB - you have an ironing pic & a coffee making pic, surely you must have a Hoover pic???? room for a cuddly one for a snuggle "
Yes I'm on my own tonight, I'll stop star fishing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are you all having??? I know, it's a school night but I'm child free & home alone
Mine is a large Juniper Green organic gin, lime tonic, ice & sliced lemon."
I'm in a rum mood |
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"Hendricks gin with a slice of cucumber....yes please
Which tonic though ? ofcourse, just a dash of slimline will do "
Nooo ! Fever Tree is your friend. Trust me, a decent gin deserves the company of a great tonic. |
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By *uncpl83Couple
over a year ago
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"Hendricks gin with a slice of cucumber....yes please
Which tonic though ? ofcourse, just a dash of slimline will do
Nooo ! Fever Tree is your friend. Trust me, a decent gin deserves the company of a great tonic. "
I agree, what's the point in drinking a nice gin and having shitty Schweppes tonic, fever tree it is (but not the one with elderflower) ! Next rounds on you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gin Mojito (replace the mint with coriander and the soda with tonic) finish with a stick of cucumber, a strong dry gin such as Hendricks or Tanqueray 10 works best x |
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