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Mad Bitch or Mad Bastard!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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OK, you're happy now but you didn't get this point in your life without going through the mill with a few crazy ex-partners!
How nutz were you ex-partners. We're talking stalkers, bunny boilers, intercepting mail, cutting your clothes up, getting the police involved... just keep the fucker away from me!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"None of the above - I run a mile when I detect that kind of crazy."
I tried running once and it did me no favours. It took 4 yrs, barristers and police, and everything I own to keep the crazy bitch away!! |
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An ex of mine turned up d*unk with everything I'd left at his flat, all the things I'd given him and left them on my doorstep in the middle of the night. Thankfully I'd left my key in the door so he couldn't use his and he threw them through the letterbox. I slept through the whole incident but fortunately woke up at 5am and found all of his messages telling me he was outside banging on the door at 1am. So when I opened my front door, the first thing I see on the doormat is the vibrator we'd made of his cock out of a kit, cut in half.  
I swept up the broken glass from a picture I'd made him, sorted out the mess and went round that day to collect my spare TV that he hadn't quite managed to return. He looked particularly sheepish and I told him I hoped he was proud of himself. That's the last time I saw him.
I should point out that the cause of this tantrum was my email to tell him that I thought it would be sensible if we had a proper conversation about me meeting his son rather than just jumping in head first without discussion.
Lucky escape I say.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never had a cray cray ex, but my man fing's ex... Jesus.   "
A quick run through... she was an incredibly jealous girlfriend, but she works as an escort which he hated and she rubbed his nose in it.
His family lived across the road from her, but before they moved, his South African ex - the mother of his son - came over for a month. His crazy ex stood outside his window and taped the noise of them having sex and sent it to his SA ex's boyfriend... hypocritical considering she had had a threesome a few nights before... added to that she rang the police on him saying he had assaulted her, when it was actually her who assaulted HIS mum. Added to that, when they moved house to the other side of Scarborough, she drove and followed the moving van to know where their new house is, AND she smashed his TV, broke one of his guitars and deliberately scratched his car. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've never had a cray cray ex, but my man fing's ex... Jesus.
A quick run through... she was an incredibly jealous girlfriend, but she works as an escort which he hated and she rubbed his nose in it.
His family lived across the road from her, but before they moved, his South African ex - the mother of his son - came over for a month. His crazy ex stood outside his window and taped the noise of them having sex and sent it to his SA ex's boyfriend... hypocritical considering she had had a threesome a few nights before... added to that she rang the police on him saying he had assaulted her, when it was actually her who assaulted HIS mum. Added to that, when they moved house to the other side of Scarborough, she drove and followed the moving van to know where their new house is, AND she smashed his TV, broke one of his guitars and deliberately scratched his car. "
The crazy bitch I had destroyed my photographic business ( destroyed all wedding negatives and pictures, portfolio) sold his motorbike as I could get everything at once, slept with my brother ( haven't spoken to him since )....I had a few dodgy mates, she threatened to grass them up ( they offered to get rid of her permanently!!. She was not going to stop until she saw blood or I was dead (which ever came first ) which is why it took the police and almost court case to get her to pack it in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've never had a cray cray ex, but my man fing's ex... Jesus.
A quick run through... she was an incredibly jealous girlfriend, but she works as an escort which he hated and she rubbed his nose in it.
His family lived across the road from her, but before they moved, his South African ex - the mother of his son - came over for a month. His crazy ex stood outside his window and taped the noise of them having sex and sent it to his SA ex's boyfriend... hypocritical considering she had had a threesome a few nights before... added to that she rang the police on him saying he had assaulted her, when it was actually her who assaulted HIS mum. Added to that, when they moved house to the other side of Scarborough, she drove and followed the moving van to know where their new house is, AND she smashed his TV, broke one of his guitars and deliberately scratched his car.
The crazy bitch I had destroyed my photographic business ( destroyed all wedding negatives and pictures, portfolio) sold his motorbike as I could get everything at once, slept with my brother ( haven't spoken to him since )....I had a few dodgy mates, she threatened to grass them up ( they offered to get rid of her permanently!!. She was not going to stop until she saw blood or I was dead (which ever came first ) which is why it took the police and almost court case to get her to pack it in. "
Erm... yeah, thankfully it's not gone that far with his ex yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Huh. Beginning to think I was lucky to not have dated much.
Before I met Marc I could count my dates on one hand. And they were all completely normal.
Maybe I'm the crazy one
-Courtney |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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My ex husband started of the most mind mannered nice , single parent and as soon as i had the kids turned into a lying cheating abusive control freak and they are the nice things i can put on here ! |
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" Huh. Beginning to think I was lucky to not have dated much.
Before I met Marc I could count my dates on one hand. And they were all completely normal.
Maybe I'm the crazy one
-Courtney"
I've never been in anything I'd even call a proper relationship. I'm very picky. I certainly wouldn't tolerate any crazy shit. Seems so childish to me. I simply haven't got time for people like that in my life  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had two long term relationships & although my divorce was pretty acrimonious at the time, everything is fine now & although I don't have much contact with my sons dad (my ex husband) things are fine when we do speak.
I work with my recent ex so we see each other very regularly and again things are fine.
I think my job means I'm aware of how petty people can be when relationships end. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you think women are crazy, you've never had a guy go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you, in the time it takes to say, 'no thank you.'"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a stalker ex who halked my emails and checked my whereabouts through friends when we split up. Used to find my number and call me even years later.. He's married with a child no bit I still here from him occasionally... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a stalker ex who halked my emails and checked my whereabouts through friends when we split up. Used to find my number and call me even years later.. He's married with a child no bit I still here from him occasionally..."
Punchline being he broke up with me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My ex tried to get me sacked by emailing my boss, she threw my clothes out the bedroom window almost regularly.
She took a pathological dislike to anyone who was important to me and made my life hell when I wanted to spend time with them. An I'm not talking about mates here, I mean close family my parents siblings and children.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My ex tried to get me sacked by emailing my boss, she threw my clothes out the bedroom window almost regularly.
She took a pathological dislike to anyone who was important to me and made my life hell when I wanted to spend time with them. An I'm not talking about mates here, I mean close family my parents siblings and children.
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Pheww Thank god for that. I thought it was just me that picked the crazy ones.
After I spit with the crazy one I bought a house. A friend of mine said if you need a lodger I'll get you one. So I agree to this lovely little thing moving in but told her to hold on a while while I get the place sorted.
Did she wait.... did she hell. As soon as I got the keys she was on the door step waiting for me.
anyway... she knew I'd be starting from scratch so helped with cleaning the place up, but fully understood this was not going to be a quick process.
Week 3 I get home from work and now we're seeing the real side of her.
"I'm pregnant and my boyfriend has dumped me.. I'm stying so what are you going to do about it".
Well it all went tits up from tit because she became the lodger from hell!
with 1 fight after the next at which point I'd had enough and asked her to leave. That caused a massive row and and she threw a full 2litre bottle of at my head which just caught me ear. Now I'm fighting with a pregnant woman in the kitchen trying to get her out the house. Can't do that so called the police and she bolts for it. Thought I'd got rid of her then she turns up again just before I was about to have a party and says "If you have a party I'm going to wreck it". Had yet another massive row with her. Managed to get her out changed the locks only to be broken into and her wreck the fucking house. At this point enough was enough I put the place on the market and moved to London.
Beat that!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My ex tried to get me sacked by emailing my boss, she threw my clothes out the bedroom window almost regularly.
She took a pathological dislike to anyone who was important to me and made my life hell when I wanted to spend time with them. An I'm not talking about mates here, I mean close family my parents siblings and children.
Pheww Thank god for that. I thought it was just me that picked the crazy ones.
After I spit with the crazy one I bought a house. A friend of mine said if you need a lodger I'll get you one. So I agree to this lovely little thing moving in but told her to hold on a while while I get the place sorted.
Did she wait.... did she hell. As soon as I got the keys she was on the door step waiting for me.
anyway... she knew I'd be starting from scratch so helped with cleaning the place up, but fully understood this was not going to be a quick process.
Week 3 I get home from work and now we're seeing the real side of her.
"I'm pregnant and my boyfriend has dumped me.. I'm stying so what are you going to do about it".
Well it all went tits up from tit because she became the lodger from hell!
with 1 fight after the next at which point I'd had enough and asked her to leave. That caused a massive row and and she threw a full 2litre bottle of at my head which just caught me ear. Now I'm fighting with a pregnant woman in the kitchen trying to get her out the house. Can't do that so called the police and she bolts for it. Thought I'd got rid of her then she turns up again just before I was about to have a party and says "If you have a party I'm going to wreck it". Had yet another massive row with her. Managed to get her out changed the locks only to be broken into and her wreck the fucking house. At this point enough was enough I put the place on the market and moved to London.
Beat that!
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Easily. Like I said; it's got me banned from the forums before though! |
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