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You Are All Sinners!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You lot with your loose ways, revelling in the sins of the flesh, are doomed to pay for your lewd obscenities. Whilst the rest of us sit silently on clouds, reading our bibles earnestly as the faint sound of wholesome christian soft rock muzac soothes us, you lot will be cavorting about in a realm filled with your kin, all entwined and fucking each other, smothering each other in sinful kisses, and provocatively dancing with each other to loud and evil heavy rock and tekno music. There is only one last thing to say...
I hope you bloody well enjoy it  Mpassion |
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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago
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"You lot with your loose ways, revelling in the sins of the flesh, are doomed to pay for your lewd obscenities. Whilst the rest of us sit silently on clouds, reading our bibles earnestly as the faint sound of wholesome christian soft rock muzac soothes us, you lot will be cavorting about in a realm filled with your kin, all entwined and fucking each other, smothering each other in sinful kisses, and provocatively dancing with each other to loud and evil heavy rock and tekno music. There is only one last thing to say...
I hope you bloody well enjoy it Mpassion"
I intend to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If god made us then he/she made us creatures who enjoy sex. Current conventions were created by men not gods in order to facilitate groups of people living harmoniously.
If there is a Hell it will be one where there is no physical or sexual interaction between people.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Interestingly enough, most primitive belief systems invented by our semi-evolved, cousins-of-chimps species celebrate fucking. It's only with the advent of Jesus, meek and mild motherfucker that he wasn't, that we get threatened with eternal damnation if we don't stop with our sinful ways.
Even more interestingly, when Yahweh's chosen hero, Lot, after offering his virgin daughters to the tumultuous hordes so that they didn't biblically 'know' the non-existent visiting angels, went on to screw his daughters and then blamed the daughters for allowing him to get d*unk.
And this wonderful book is the basis for moral authority?
FUCK OFF! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"he who thumps the bible the loudest usually has the most to hide.. sounds like he may have a closet full of skeletons..
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Errr did you actually read more than the title lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Interestingly enough, most primitive belief systems invented by our semi-evolved, cousins-of-chimps species celebrate fucking. It's only with the advent of Jesus, meek and mild motherfucker that he wasn't, that we get threatened with eternal damnation if we don't stop with our sinful ways.
Even more interestingly, when Yahweh's chosen hero, Lot, after offering his virgin daughters to the tumultuous hordes so that they didn't biblically 'know' the non-existent visiting angels, went on to screw his daughters and then blamed the daughters for allowing him to get d*unk.
And this wonderful book is the basis for moral authority?
FUCK OFF!"
You realise that abrahamic religion was about 500-1000 years before Jesus turned up on the scene right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yes, I do. Actually, Abrahamic religion finds it's sources in even more primitive superstitions, but it's abundantly clear that the new testicle -sorry - testament - was written largely to reify the preposterous prophecies uttered in the old testament.
In any event, there is precisely no evidence to suggest this jesus chap ever turned up anywhere except in the deranged imaginations of hapless dupes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes, I do. Actually, Abrahamic religion finds it's sources in even more primitive superstitions, but it's abundantly clear that the new testicle -sorry - testament - was written largely to reify the preposterous prophecies uttered in the old testament.
In any event, there is precisely no evidence to suggest this jesus chap ever turned up anywhere except in the deranged imaginations of hapless dupes!"
So if you're aware why lay the idea that sexual freedom was widespread still jesus showed up?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Interestingly enough, most primitive belief systems invented by our semi-evolved, cousins-of-chimps species celebrate fucking. It's only with the advent of Jesus, meek and mild motherfucker that he wasn't, that we get threatened with eternal damnation if we don't stop with our sinful ways"
hey don't go blaming Jesus, he didn't write the bible... you should be looking about 700 years after he may or may not have lived, in particular at a guy called Nick who caught syphilis from one of his many mistresses then threw a hissy fit and wrote the one & one rules...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My brother is full on god squad and keeps telling us marriage is like a 3 legged stool,hubby wife and god, we always give each other a glance and a smile,i will say that would be the mother of all threesomes, anyway just repent and carry on it works for every other christian!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thinking about it ~ as I am well doomed by some standards I need to depart with a big grin on my face & a happy vagina  "
How about a happy grin and a big vagina on your face? |
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"Oh what a shame he stirred things up in a good way rest in unlos "
Well I think he could have done one in more spectacular style, some peeps have dragged threads up from time immemorial before doing a runner, now that is pure class  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh what a shame he stirred things up in a good way rest in unlos
Well I think he could have done one in more spectacular style, some peeps have dragged threads up from time immemorial before doing a runner, now that is pure class "
Haha I will come to you for my grand unlos plans ace! |
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"Oh what a shame he stirred things up in a good way rest in unlos
Well I think he could have done one in more spectacular style, some peeps have dragged threads up from time immemorial before doing a runner, now that is pure class
Haha I will come to you for my grand unlos plans ace! "
It will never be as good as Pablo Back/Mysterious Guy/UNLOS or whatever guises he had on here before he disappeared from here permanently due to constant forum bans  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thinking about it ~ as I am well doomed by some standards I need to depart with a big grin on my face & a happy vagina
How about a happy grin and a big vagina on your face? "
I can think of something else I prefer on my face.....  |
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"Thinking about it ~ as I am well doomed by some standards I need to depart with a big grin on my face & a happy vagina
How about a happy grin and a big vagina on your face?
I can think of something else I prefer on my face..... "
well it is supposed to be good for the complexion |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thinking about it ~ as I am well doomed by some standards I need to depart with a big grin on my face & a happy vagina
How about a happy grin and a big vagina on your face?
I can think of something else I prefer on my face.....
well it is supposed to be good for the complexion "
Ooooh errr... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh what a shame he stirred things up in a good way rest in unlos
Well I think he could have done one in more spectacular style, some peeps have dragged threads up from time immemorial before doing a runner, now that is pure class
Haha I will come to you for my grand unlos plans ace!
It will never be as good as Pablo Back/Mysterious Guy/UNLOS or whatever guises he had on here before he disappeared from here permanently due to constant forum bans "
Oh I have faith |
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"Yes, I do. Actually, Abrahamic religion finds it's sources in even more primitive superstitions, but it's abundantly clear that the new testicle -sorry - testament - was written largely to reify the preposterous prophecies uttered in the old testament.
In any event, there is precisely no evidence to suggest this jesus chap ever turned up anywhere except in the deranged imaginations of hapless dupes!"
There probably was some bloke knocking around in Judea a couple of thousand years ago. Was he called Jesus? maybe or maybe not, he could have been called Brian for all we know.
Anyway this bloke, whatever he was called, had a big mouth and seriously pissed off the Romans, who just happened to be the worlds major military power at the time and were the occupiers of Judea.
After a while the Roman boss man, I think he was a pilot or something, decided he had had enough of this gobshite and nailed his arse to a cross. And that would have been that. BUT.
Not long afterwards a geezer called Saul (later changed to Paul) was walking from Jerusalem to Damascus. Now anyone who has looked at a map recently will know that it is a fucking long walk from Jerusalem to Damascus (no Toyota pickups in those days) and at some point this Saul bloke must have been bored shitless and had lots of time to think. So being a religious type anyway he decides that he will start a new religion based on the life of big mouth who he witnessed being crucified.
So he sets about writing a few letters and inventing a story to cement this son of god idea into the minds of a bunch of gullible iron age morons.
The scariest thin of all though is that here we are 2000 years later and billions still believe this bullshit.
I'll go with Brian, a much more believable story.
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
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"You lot with your loose ways, revelling in the sins of the flesh, are doomed to pay for your lewd obscenities. Whilst the rest of us sit silently on clouds, reading our bibles earnestly as the faint sound of wholesome christian soft rock muzac soothes us, you lot will be cavorting about in a realm filled with your kin, all entwined and fucking each other, smothering each other in sinful kisses, and provocatively dancing with each other to loud and evil heavy rock and tekno music. There is only one last thing to say...
I hope you bloody well enjoy it Mpassion"
I am sin-free most Sundays from 09:30 till late afternoon |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes, I do. Actually, Abrahamic religion finds it's sources in even more primitive superstitions, but it's abundantly clear that the new testicle -sorry - testament - was written largely to reify the preposterous prophecies uttered in the old testament.
In any event, there is precisely no evidence to suggest this jesus chap ever turned up anywhere except in the deranged imaginations of hapless dupes!
There probably was some bloke knocking around in Judea a couple of thousand years ago. Was he called Jesus? maybe or maybe not, he could have been called Brian for all we know.
Anyway this bloke, whatever he was called, had a big mouth and seriously pissed off the Romans, who just happened to be the worlds major military power at the time and were the occupiers of Judea.
After a while the Roman boss man, I think he was a pilot or something, decided he had had enough of this gobshite and nailed his arse to a cross. And that would have been that. BUT.
Not long afterwards a geezer called Saul (later changed to Paul) was walking from Jerusalem to Damascus. Now anyone who has looked at a map recently will know that it is a fucking long walk from Jerusalem to Damascus (no Toyota pickups in those days) and at some point this Saul bloke must have been bored shitless and had lots of time to think. So being a religious type anyway he decides that he will start a new religion based on the life of big mouth who he witnessed being crucified.
So he sets about writing a few letters and inventing a story to cement this son of god idea into the minds of a bunch of gullible iron age morons.
The scariest thin of all though is that here we are 2000 years later and billions still believe this bullshit.
I'll go with Brian, a much more believable story.
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
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"Yes, I do. Actually, Abrahamic religion finds it's sources in even more primitive superstitions, but it's abundantly clear that the new testicle -sorry - testament - was written largely to reify the preposterous prophecies uttered in the old testament.
In any event, there is precisely no evidence to suggest this jesus chap ever turned up anywhere except in the deranged imaginations of hapless dupes!
There probably was some bloke knocking around in Judea a couple of thousand years ago. Was he called Jesus? maybe or maybe not, he could have been called Brian for all we know.
Anyway this bloke, whatever he was called, had a big mouth and seriously pissed off the Romans, who just happened to be the worlds major military power at the time and were the occupiers of Judea.
After a while the Roman boss man, I think he was a pilot or something, decided he had had enough of this gobshite and nailed his arse to a cross. And that would have been that. BUT.
Not long afterwards a geezer called Saul (later changed to Paul) was walking from Jerusalem to Damascus. Now anyone who has looked at a map recently will know that it is a fucking long walk from Jerusalem to Damascus (no Toyota pickups in those days) and at some point this Saul bloke must have been bored shitless and had lots of time to think. So being a religious type anyway he decides that he will start a new religion based on the life of big mouth who he witnessed being crucified.
So he sets about writing a few letters and inventing a story to cement this son of god idea into the minds of a bunch of gullible iron age morons.
The scariest thin of all though is that here we are 2000 years later and billions still believe this bullshit.
I'll go with Brian, a much more believable story.
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As a Catholic, I read this and found it really funny
However, don't do the same for the Mo ham mad guy or you will become the winner of this week's fat war |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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gets on my knees and prayers pls father i have sinned pls send me two men and a huge dildo
sacra bleu and me being a good catholic girl guess thats my seat in heaven vanished |
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