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"Was dame Edna stunt double.
The missus has a horrid body like a big fat whale.
TwistedI actually works for Sydney University. 
As a dinner lady  "
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"Was dame Edna stunt double.
The missus has a horrid body like a big fat whale.
TwistedI actually works for Sydney University.
As a dinner lady "
Was a bitchy librarian. |
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"Was dame Edna stunt double.
The missus has a horrid body like a big fat whale.
TwistedI actually works for Sydney University.
As a dinner lady
Was a bitchy librarian. "
It's tell a lie not a truth!!! 
There is no Mr Polk. He's a figment of Mrs P's imagination and when she goes to meets she takes one of those children's hobby horses that she's adapted with a cut out paper mask of Julio Inglesias from his glory days with a four inch dildo lashed on halfway down.
She then apologises for him not being very well endowed but explains that he can stay hard for hours. |
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"Was dame Edna stunt double.
The missus has a horrid body like a big fat whale.
TwistedI actually works for Sydney University.
As a dinner lady
Was a bitchy librarian.
It's tell a lie not a truth!!!
There is no Mr Polk. He's a figment of Mrs P's imagination and when she goes to meets she takes one of those children's hobby horses that she's adapted with a cut out paper mask of Julio Inglesias from his glory days with a four inch dildo lashed on halfway down.
She then apologises for him not being very well endowed but explains that he can stay hard for hours."
Sorry, I'm a bit rusty.
The last bit might be true. Or at least one of the things is. |
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"Was dame Edna stunt double.
The missus has a horrid body like a big fat whale.
TwistedI actually works for Sydney University.
As a dinner lady
Was a bitchy librarian.
It's tell a lie not a truth!!!
There is no Mr Polk. He's a figment of Mrs P's imagination and when she goes to meets she takes one of those children's hobby horses that she's adapted with a cut out paper mask of Julio Inglesias from his glory days with a four inch dildo lashed on halfway down.
She then apologises for him not being very well endowed but explains that he can stay hard for hours."
The devil in not temptating in anyway  |
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"They are actually the latest face of fisherman's friend and are currently engaged on a promotional tour of all major docks and harbours"
He's really a 17 year old pretending to be older |
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"They are actually the latest face of fisherman's friend and are currently engaged on a promotional tour of all major docks and harbours
He's really a 17 year old pretending to be older "
Can legally drive a tank in Ontario only |
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"They are actually the latest face of fisherman's friend and are currently engaged on a promotional tour of all major docks and harbours
He's really a 17 year old pretending to be older
Can legally drive a tank in Ontario only"
I wouldn't smack his bum n kiss it better |
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"They are actually the latest face of fisherman's friend and are currently engaged on a promotional tour of all major docks and harbours
He's really a 17 year old pretending to be older
Can legally drive a tank in Ontario only I wouldn't smack his bum n kiss it better "
She hates pictures with jeans open... |
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"They are actually the latest face of fisherman's friend and are currently engaged on a promotional tour of all major docks and harbours
He's really a 17 year old pretending to be older
Can legally drive a tank in Ontario only I wouldn't smack his bum n kiss it better "
I've had MissWatson tied to my bed, blindfolded and gagged and spanked severely! |
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"They are actually the latest face of fisherman's friend and are currently engaged on a promotional tour of all major docks and harbours
He's really a 17 year old pretending to be older
Can legally drive a tank in Ontario only I wouldn't smack his bum n kiss it better
I've had MissWatson tied to my bed, blindfolded and gagged and spanked severely!"
I bloody wish |
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"They are actually the latest face of fisherman's friend and are currently engaged on a promotional tour of all major docks and harbours
He's really a 17 year old pretending to be older
Can legally drive a tank in Ontario only I wouldn't smack his bum n kiss it better
She hates pictures with jeans open..."
She is an ex-world fudge making Champion, but lost her crown due to allegations of illicit payments to fudge tasting committee members
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"They are actually the latest face of fisherman's friend and are currently engaged on a promotional tour of all major docks and harbours
He's really a 17 year old pretending to be older
Can legally drive a tank in Ontario only I wouldn't smack his bum n kiss it better
She hates pictures with jeans open...
She is an ex-world fudge making Champion, but lost her crown due to allegations of illicit payments to fudge tasting committee members
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Haha awesome |
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"They are actually the latest face of fisherman's friend and are currently engaged on a promotional tour of all major docks and harbours
He's really a 17 year old pretending to be older
Can legally drive a tank in Ontario only I wouldn't smack his bum n kiss it better
She hates pictures with jeans open...
She is an ex-world fudge making Champion, but lost her crown due to allegations of illicit payments to fudge tasting committee members
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His name was earned by being the inspiration for mr Ben and his famous quick change closet. The real closet however only had one setting and that was crack whore |
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"They are actually the latest face of fisherman's friend and are currently engaged on a promotional tour of all major docks and harbours
He's really a 17 year old pretending to be older
Can legally drive a tank in Ontario only I wouldn't smack his bum n kiss it better
She hates pictures with jeans open...
She is an ex-world fudge making Champion, but lost her crown due to allegations of illicit payments to fudge tasting committee members
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He's the world's fastest milkman |
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"They are actually the latest face of fisherman's friend and are currently engaged on a promotional tour of all major docks and harbours
He's really a 17 year old pretending to be older
Can legally drive a tank in Ontario only I wouldn't smack his bum n kiss it better
She hates pictures with jeans open...
She is an ex-world fudge making Champion, but lost her crown due to allegations of illicit payments to fudge tasting committee members
He's the world's fastest milkman"
this guy is a member of Hal kayeeda |
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"They are actually the latest face of fisherman's friend and are currently engaged on a promotional tour of all major docks and harbours
He's really a 17 year old pretending to be older
Can legally drive a tank in Ontario only I wouldn't smack his bum n kiss it better
I've had MissWatson tied to my bed, blindfolded and gagged and spanked severely! I bloody wish "
Can always be arranged! |
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