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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've just a beautiful traditional nursery rhyme book from the charity shop.

What was your favourite as a kid.

I've not had a proper look yet but its got my favourite in.

I had a little nut tree

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By *ervertsCouple over a year ago

halesowen

My grandfathers clock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mary had a little skirt

With splits right up the sides

And every time that Mary walked

The boys could see her thighs

Mary had another skirt

'Twas split right up the front

...but she didn't wear that one very often

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb

She brought it to a wedding

She put it in a corner

And kicked it's fucking head in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mary had a baby

She called it sonny Jim

She put it in the piss pot to see if it could swim

It swam to the bottom

It swam to the top

Mary pulled it out by the cock -

Tail

Whiskey have another glass

If you don't like it stuck up your arse

Ask no questions

Tell no lies

I saw a copper doing up his flies

Flies are a nuisance bees are worse

And that's the end of my little verse

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By *aneandpaulCouple over a year ago

cleveleys

Little miss muffet sat on her tuffit her knickers all tatted and torn it wasn,t a spider that was sat down be side her it was little boy blue with the horn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

twinkle twinkle little star is my fave.

amber started to sing it at just 18 months

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"twinkle twinkle little star is my fave.

amber started to sing it at just 18 months "

That's my sons favourite.

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By *olfcartweaselCouple over a year ago

Melrose

It was largely ones in French when I was a kid. Not that I remember them now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are Blue

Tourretes is a disturbing affliction

Cunt

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

jack n jill went up the hill

to have some hanky panky

jill got a shock when jack lifted his frock

to find he was a tranny

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By *inkxRabbitWoman over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

I read my children thousands of nursery rhymes; they spoke early and have fantastic linguistic ability. The eldest (f) sang Bye Baby Bunting aged 16 months. Now we can't shut her up!

Bye baby bunting

Daddy's gone a gone to fetch a rabbit skin

To wrap poor baby bunting in

When I worked in the health service we had a patient whose notes named the child Baby Bunting. Made me smile anyway

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

You do realise your all disgusting and spoiling my cnildhood.

I've looked

Properly now it's a lovely book but I don't know/can't remember half of them

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago