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"Does fucking my best friends wife count? "Erm.... nooooooo!!! | |||
"I once went to the public swimming baths wearing roguish red toe nail varnish, which in itself was rather an audacious move on my behalf,,, because at that time I was going through a Goth stage where everything I wore was black….. sheeezzzzz, I know!!! I’m such a rebel!!!!…… Does that count,,,,, "Nope!!! | |||
" Does that count,,,,,
Nope!!!"Oop's  | |||
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"So what are the benefits of joining this 'exclusive' mens club?" Join? You cant join this club, its by invite only. The benefits...? One word.... KUDOS! And bragging rights... erm.. ok, thats more than one word (nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition)! | |||
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"This is going well then?! "haha, that'll teach em for rejecting my roguish-red painted toe nail stories and I had heaps more of them too.... so ner-nur,,,, | |||
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"Im sure at least 50% of you is disqualified from joining Soxy x " Yes,Granny,,, I know you right!!,,,,,,,,, woe is me, there I go again, all frocked-up and nowhere to go.... behaving like a minority sport,,,, or at least 50% of one anyway,,,,……sighhhhhh,,,,,,, Oh well…….. At least I’ve got my neon-pink glo-in the dark stripy sox to keep my company....…. OMG…. I feel a song and a dance looming…… And here we Go!!!…it's a ..1-2… a … 1-2-3-4…. Go-on now Go!!! … Walk out the door!!!…..lalalalalalalalalaa……lalalalalalaalaa your not welcome anymore…….lalllallalalalaa I will survive… I will survive…. Just as long as I know how to live….. I know I’ll stay alive,,,,,,,lalalallalalaa….,I should have waited just one second lalalalalaa…. I should have lalalala….. that Stupid lock…. Lalalala something about a key…. Lalalalalaa something bothering me……. La lalaa… laaaaaaaaaaaaa | |||
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"Shit ! I read expect when you wrote except ........ An enormous pair of boobies ...... !!" Ahemmmm..... that'll be "Moobies" if you please....,,,, ...hey, I know they maybe a bit on the flat side, but there are my own........ Oop's and sorry OP..... I think I'd better vacate your thread now..... before ya go and throw a wobbly on me........Byeeeeeeeee | |||
"This is going well then?! "Well, I guess I should have expected it, seems outside of Wales, the wimmen (and the "pretend" wimmen) are more rogue-ish than the men lol! I suppose it was too much to ask for a bit of testosterone-fuelled laddishness from a bunch of foppish french incomers lol!  | |||
"So what are the benefits of joining this 'exclusive' mens club? Join? You cant join this club, its by invite only. The benefits...? One word.... KUDOS! And bragging rights... erm.. ok, thats more than one word (nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition)!" I got over 15,000 Kudos points on PGR4... oh wait, not that kind of Kudos... | |||
"This is going well then?!
Well, I guess I should have expected it, seems outside of Wales, the wimmen (and the "pretend" wimmen) are more rogue-ish than the men lol!
I suppose it was too much to ask for a bit of testosterone-fuelled laddishness from a bunch of foppish french incomers lol! "I think it's possibly the levels of maturity that's the problem. The welsh have only the sheep to compare! | |||
"A sexist criminalist club .......how wonderful. " No no, would you call the WI "sexist", I think not? As for criminalist, the entry requirements do draw the line at theivery and other such activities, as has been demonstrated by the thread in the welsh room. We are looking for stories of tom-foolery and laddishness, to counter the general trend towards the "metrosexual" man!!  | |||
"This is going well then?!
Well, I guess I should have expected it, seems outside of Wales, the wimmen (and the "pretend" wimmen) are more rogue-ish than the men lol!
I suppose it was too much to ask for a bit of testosterone-fuelled laddishness from a bunch of foppish french incomers lol!
I think it's possibly the levels of maturity that's the problem. The welsh have only the sheep to compare! "Going by some of the posts in the forums, sheep seem very mature! | |||
"A sexist criminalist club .......how wonderful. No no, would you call the WI "sexist", I think not? As for criminalist, the entry requirements do draw the line at theivery and other such activities, as has been demonstrated by the thread in the welsh room. We are looking for stories of tom-foolery and laddishness, to counter the general trend towards the "metrosexual" man!! "Do the W.I. allow male members ? | |||
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"A sexist criminalist club .......how wonderful. No no, would you call the WI "sexist", I think not? As for criminalist, the entry requirements do draw the line at theivery and other such activities, as has been demonstrated by the thread in the welsh room. We are looking for stories of tom-foolery and laddishness, to counter the general trend towards the "metrosexual" man!!
Do the W.I. allow male members ?"What you did wasn't laddish. Be fair ... driving a bike over a cop car with cops in it goes beyond foolishness. | |||
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"Errr No, it doesn't look like it. From the Telegraph (although the whole page won't load for me, it may be subscriber content) "30 Dec 2010 ... Women's Institute appoints first male secretary in 95-year history ... He was not, however, allowed to become a member of the WI" So does that make the WI sexist?" Yup | |||
"A sexist criminalist club .......how wonderful. No no, would you call the WI "sexist", I think not? As for criminalist, the entry requirements do draw the line at theivery and other such activities, as has been demonstrated by the thread in the welsh room. We are looking for stories of tom-foolery and laddishness, to counter the general trend towards the "metrosexual" man!!
Do the W.I. allow male members ?
What you did wasn't laddish. Be fair ... driving a bike over a cop car with cops in it goes beyond foolishness."Foolish, absolutely, laddish, certainly, rogue-ish... you betcha! . . . . . . . . ... The pedant in me would like to point out you "ride" not "drive" a bike. | |||
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"Errr No, it doesn't look like it. From the Telegraph (although the whole page won't load for me, it may be subscriber content) "30 Dec 2010 ... Women's Institute appoints first male secretary in 95-year history ... He was not, however, allowed to become a member of the WI" So does that make the WI sexist?" I hope so, i dont want some bloke sticking his fingers in my sterilised jars as im about to pour my damson jam in to em | |||
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"busted someone out of jail burnt down an adventure play ground burnt down the M32 while it was being built drove a loaded dumper truck over a cliff stole GPO motorbikes for scrambling want me to stop I now have my own security company "I do love comedy..... | |||
"busted someone out of jail burnt down an adventure play ground burnt down the M32 while it was being built drove a loaded dumper truck over a cliff stole GPO motorbikes for scrambling want me to stop I now have my own security company wish it wasn't true but it is !
I do love comedy....." | |||
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"busted someone out of jail burnt down an adventure play ground burnt down the M32 while it was being built drove a loaded dumper truck over a cliff stole GPO motorbikes for scrambling want me to stop I now have my own security company "Not in, we want rogues, not criminal low lifes! | |||
"put a traffic cone hat on my snowman "C minus.... must try harder!!! | |||
"put a traffic cone hat on my snowman
C minus.... must try harder!!!"on his penis? | |||
"You forgot the bit where you did the Brinks Mat robbery" no but nick all scouts tents broke into purdown mental hospital to use thier swimming pool in the early hours of the morningg was one of 28 people 2 go to court for 139 offence's resident of langport borstal for a while want me to go on and where did u say u lived | |||
"You forgot the bit where you did the Brinks Mat robberyno but nick all scouts tents broke into purdown mental hospital to use thier swimming pool in the early hours of the morningg was one of 28 people 2 go to court for 139 offence's resident of langport borstal for a while want me to go on and where did u say u lived "Why you going to come around to mine and steal all the apples off my trees next summer?.....you devil you | |||
"You forgot the bit where you did the Brinks Mat robberyno but nick all scouts tents broke into purdown mental hospital to use thier swimming pool in the early hours of the morningg was one of 28 people 2 go to court for 139 offence's resident of langport borstal for a while want me to go on and where did u say u lived
Why you going to come around to mine and steal all the apples off my trees next summer?.....you devil you"only want your cherry lol x | |||
"You forgot the bit where you did the Brinks Mat robberyno but nick all scouts tents broke into purdown mental hospital to use thier swimming pool in the early hours of the morningg was one of 28 people 2 go to court for 139 offence's resident of langport borstal for a while want me to go on and where did u say u lived
Why you going to come around to mine and steal all the apples off my trees next summer?.....you devil youonly want your cherry lol x "Thanks but Ex Cons do nothing for me....particularly boastful Ex Cons | |||
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""was one of 28 people 2 go to court for 139 offence's resident of langport borstal for a while" Yup, criminal low-life. And no, we dont want you to go on, you have been on too much already. And they obviously didnt let you finish the "Janet and John" series in borstal if you cant read where we are from." | |||
"Nope, cant allow abusing members of the cloth lol" why the bloody hell not - they did enough of it to choirboys | |||
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""and where did u say u lived" He's not very good at this "menacing thug" type stuff tho, that line should really be "I know where you live!" "Did the washing up and left it to dry without rinsing it. | |||
"I am very surprised not to see an entry in here from you tobes!!!!" My roguish demeanour merely hides a heart of pure gold, so I don't really have much to contribute | |||
I'm not guilty of roguish behavior.
I do like to shoot my female colleagues in the bottom with my elastic band gun does that count? In particualr one is heavily pregnant and can't move fast, I like shooting her botty the best. | |||
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