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I love bacon but only the streaky kind, I need flavour and juiciness in my bacon, I want to be able to grip it in my teeth and rip it from between the soft white baps along with the sauce..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love bacon but only the streaky kind, I need flavour and juiciness in my bacon, I want to be able to grip it in my teeth and rip it from between the soft white baps along with the sauce....."
If you put the sauce between rashers, it sometimes squirts when you put it in your mouth  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love bacon but only the streaky kind, I need flavour and juiciness in my bacon, I want to be able to grip it in my teeth and rip it from between the soft white baps along with the sauce.....
If you put the sauce between rashers, it sometimes squirts when you put it in your mouth "
Ha ha brilliant... I love putting on a lot of sauce then it gets a bit messy and you have to licks your fingers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love bacon but only the streaky kind, I need flavour and juiciness in my bacon, I want to be able to grip it in my teeth and rip it from between the soft white baps along with the sauce.....
If you put the sauce between rashers, it sometimes squirts when you put it in your mouth
Ha ha brilliant... I love putting on a lot of sauce then it gets a bit messy and you have to licks your fingers "
All over my face, oh yeah baby  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like crispy in between a buttered roll with tomato sauce yummy ???? "
Mm, the extra lubrication to help make it easier to swallow, and the red sauce makes it taste sweeter  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No bacon threads today, sooo, who would?
What?
Like Dave did?  "
I assume not. That's bacon rape. We're in a forum of consenting adults here. The bacon has a right to say no |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My man fing's surname is Hogg, so I fuck bacon on a regular basis  "
Lmao twisted, according to forum logic, you need to do so 3 times a day to avoid cancer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bacon. 
I love the smell, don't like the taste.
I'm just a rebel.  "
Unfortunately markoh, that discounts you from the swinging world. Even worse, it discounts me also because I'm in accord with your thinking. I'd rather have ham than bacon any day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love bacon but only the streaky kind, I need flavour and juiciness in my bacon, I want to be able to grip it in my teeth and rip it from between the soft white baps along with the sauce.....
If you put the sauce between rashers, it sometimes squirts when you put it in your mouth
Ha ha brilliant... I love putting on a lot of sauce then it gets a bit messy and you have to licks your fingers
All over my face, oh yeah baby "
Ha ha...naughty  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bacon.
I love the smell, don't like the taste.
I'm just a rebel.
Unfortunately markoh, that discounts you from the swinging world. Even worse, it discounts me also because I'm in accord with your thinking. I'd rather have ham than bacon any day"
I don't like ham either. There's no hope for me is there?
I was chatting to a friend about bacon a while ago, mentioned that I liked the smell but didn't eat bacon.
He said I was weird, how could I not eat something that smell so good?
I said I like the smell of freshly cut grass and tar on a roof.
But I don't eat them either....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love bacon but only the streaky kind, I need flavour and juiciness in my bacon, I want to be able to grip it in my teeth and rip it from between the soft white baps along with the sauce.....
If you put the sauce between rashers, it sometimes squirts when you put it in your mouth
Ha ha brilliant... I love putting on a lot of sauce then it gets a bit messy and you have to licks your fingers
All over my face, oh yeah baby
Ha ha...naughty "
If it ain't dribbling out yer mouth cos there's too much in, there's summat wrong |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bacon.
I love the smell, don't like the taste.
I'm just a rebel.
Unfortunately markoh, that discounts you from the swinging world. Even worse, it discounts me also because I'm in accord with your thinking. I'd rather have ham than bacon any day
I don't like ham either. There's no hope for me is there?
I was chatting to a friend about bacon a while ago, mentioned that I liked the smell but didn't eat bacon.
He said I was weird, how could I not eat something that smell so good?
I said I like the smell of freshly cut grass and tar on a roof.
But I don't eat them either.... "
I find you quite sane. Though sadly not swinger material. Join me on the rejects bench lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bacon.
I love the smell, don't like the taste.
I'm just a rebel.
Unfortunately markoh, that discounts you from the swinging world. Even worse, it discounts me also because I'm in accord with your thinking. I'd rather have ham than bacon any day
I don't like ham either. There's no hope for me is there?
I was chatting to a friend about bacon a while ago, mentioned that I liked the smell but didn't eat bacon.
He said I was weird, how could I not eat something that smell so good?
I said I like the smell of freshly cut grass and tar on a roof.
But I don't eat them either....
I find you quite sane. Though sadly not swinger material. Join me on the rejects bench lol"
Fancy a beer? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bacon.
I love the smell, don't like the taste.
I'm just a rebel.
Unfortunately markoh, that discounts you from the swinging world. Even worse, it discounts me also because I'm in accord with your thinking. I'd rather have ham than bacon any day
I don't like ham either. There's no hope for me is there?
I was chatting to a friend about bacon a while ago, mentioned that I liked the smell but didn't eat bacon.
He said I was weird, how could I not eat something that smell so good?
I said I like the smell of freshly cut grass and tar on a roof.
But I don't eat them either....
I find you quite sane. Though sadly not swinger material. Join me on the rejects bench lol
Fancy a beer?"
You can come here more often if that's your conversation opener  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Given I smoke and drink, I din't think there's a whole lot of hope for me...."
Plenty, you've got a username with bacon in it. You'll be swimming in sauce by the end of a week on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd much rather have a fried egg
I have eggs. I'll cook ya breakfast"
Brilliant! The yolk has to be runny, it's a crime to have it solid! Making me hungry thinking about it! |
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A nice piece of gammon done in the pressure cooker, after soaking a few times in water to get any surplus salt Out, let it cool off, then in the fridge Over night, beautiful for next day, goes With most things.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bacon.
I love the smell, don't like the taste.
I'm just a rebel.
Unfortunately markoh, that discounts you from the swinging world. Even worse, it discounts me also because I'm in accord with your thinking. I'd rather have ham than bacon any day
I don't like ham either. There's no hope for me is there?
I was chatting to a friend about bacon a while ago, mentioned that I liked the smell but didn't eat bacon.
He said I was weird, how could I not eat something that smell so good?
I said I like the smell of freshly cut grass and tar on a roof.
But I don't eat them either....
I find you quite sane. Though sadly not swinger material. Join me on the rejects bench lol
Fancy a beer?
You can come here more often if that's your conversation opener "
In that case I'll come again.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No bacon threads today, sooo, who would?"
not me never liked the stuff too much fat involved but it's just another food product we shouldn't eat let's not eat anything it's all going to kill us eventually or is it the life cycle that does that or STDs hugs |
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