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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just come out of the shower, got soap in my eyes so can't fookin' see, and just given me armpits a blast of fookin' Pledge

What the fook is a can of Pledge doin' in the bedroom?

Feels lovely and soft though, praps I should give me 'ead a blast too

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Just come out of the shower, got soap in my eyes so can't fookin' see, and just given me armpits a blast of fookin' Pledge

What the fook is a can of Pledge doin' in the bedroom?

Feels lovely and soft though, praps I should give me 'ead a blast too

"
LMFAO

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What the fook is a can of Pledge doin' in the bedroom?

For your polished performance perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I did summat like that, but with hairspray under me pits.

I was wandering around looking like the feckin "Angel of The North" for hours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well you polish wood. lmfao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

least it was'nt deep heat spray ouch !!

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By *imal75Man over a year ago

Wolverhampton

lol Blame it on kate! lol only joking...It could have been Mr Sheen insted. Shifts shines in seconds

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By *ensualfire88Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

I did summat like that, but with hairspray under me pits.

I was wandering around looking like the feckin "Angel of The North" for hours.

You turned rusty?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I did summat like that, but with hairspray under me pits.

I was wandering around looking like the feckin "Angel of The North" for hours.

You turned rusty?"

Of course, it was hairspray, not WD40.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

you're not having a good week of it are you Jack what with the pork crackling and now this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

that Pledge would give a lovely shine on your head Jack, you could put a bit of beeswax on it afterwards as well, that would be really nice

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By *unterslickCouple over a year ago

tullamore

just moved 2 tins of that from the bedroom,,,no idea why it was there,and no feckin funny ideas from you lot either pleases,lol

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