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No more phone sex not Abel lol lost about stone
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm thinking either your autocorrect has gone tits up or your keyboard is fucked 
I thought it was 'youth' speak  "
Certainly is not just 'youth' speak, thank you very much madam.  |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"I'm thinking either your autocorrect has gone tits up or your keyboard is fucked
I thought it was 'youth' speak
Certainly is not just 'youth' speak, thank you very much madam. "
Male youth speak then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have you rang your phone ? As I'm guessing what with your previous phone sex thread you might just find it 
And if you have vibrate switched on you might just enjoy yourself too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So you are half cut and practically incoherent and you want ladies to contact you, have I got it right  "
I believe that's about it?
Form an orderly queue... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How did you manage to lose a stone between threads?"
He put it in his rockery with his other ones and now can't find it.
He loved that stone.
Sex would really help him feel more betterer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Little mikey, it has to be said
That it's getting nearly time for your bed
So lay down your head and close your eyes
Coz when you're sober you'll be surprised
...at what you said on fab tonight.
Maybe you won't even recount
that you made yourself a fab account
But if you do then mikey please
remember not to think of me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol yes I was how you no lol
I really don't know what you are saying "
I've three friends who would absolutely love to meet you. I don't think you've met. They're called Spelling, Grammar and Punctuation.
I've had a quick chat with them and they would love to help you communicate with other people a little more effectively |
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"lol sorry if I have upset any one on fab to nite Relly am if I did sorry did not mean it if I did just having fun sorry every one xxxxx"
Awww... bless, you haven't offended. You've had a giggle and taken our cheek in good humour. I don't think you need to apologise.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol sorry if I have upset any one on fab to nite Relly am if I did sorry did not mean it if I did just having fun sorry every one xxxxx"
I don't think you've upset anyone!
It's just really, really difficult to understand what you are trying to say.
We are a sardonic, sarcastic bunch who mean no harm.
But, please let your phone/pc spellchecker help, and read through what you've typed before you post, just to double check that they are actually words.  |
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Ok guys have good nite chat to ye some time agin nice no in ye all I off to the pub now have few drinks and fun sorry if up set any one to nite Relly I nice guy if ye new me ok have fun guys chat ye laters mike mad mike lol by xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok guys have good nite chat to ye some time agin nice no in ye all I off to the pub now have few drinks and fun sorry if up set any one to nite Relly I nice guy if ye new me ok have fun guys chat ye laters mike mad mike lol by xx"
Aww bless ya! |
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"Little mikey, it has to be said
That it's getting nearly time for your bed
So lay down your head and close your eyes
Coz when you're sober you'll be surprised
...at what you said on fab tonight.
Maybe you won't even recount
that you made yourself a fab account
But if you do then mikey please
remember not to think of me."
brilliant! |
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"Ok guys have good nite chat to ye some time agin nice no in ye all I off to the pub now have few drinks and fun sorry if up set any one to nite Relly I nice guy if ye new me ok have fun guys chat ye laters mike mad mike lol by xx"
Mike don't go to the pub.. Go to bed. |
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"Ok guys have good nite chat to ye some time agin nice no in ye all I off to the pub now have few drinks and fun sorry if up set any one to nite Relly I nice guy if ye new me ok have fun guys chat ye laters mike mad mike lol by xx
Mike don't go to the pub.. Go to bed. "
Granny you're so sensible! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol yes I was how you no lol
I really don't know what you are saying
I've three friends who would absolutely love to meet you. I don't think you've met. They're called Spelling, Grammar and Punctuation.
I've had a quick chat with them and they would love to help you communicate with other people a little more effectively "
I've understood him,he's been great fun tonight |
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"Ok guys have good nite chat to ye some time agin nice no in ye all I off to the pub now have few drinks and fun sorry if up set any one to nite Relly I nice guy if ye new me ok have fun guys chat ye laters mike mad mike lol by xx
Mike don't go to the pub.. Go to bed.
Granny you're so sensible! "
I know. It's not easy you know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol yes I was how you no lol
I really don't know what you are saying
I've three friends who would absolutely love to meet you. I don't think you've met. They're called Spelling, Grammar and Punctuation.
I've had a quick chat with them and they would love to help you communicate with other people a little more effectively "
Why have you shunned Mr. Punctuation? How rude! His place was immediately following "effectively. "
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"Lol yes I was how you no lol
I really don't know what you are saying
I've three friends who would absolutely love to meet you. I don't think you've met. They're called Spelling, Grammar and Punctuation.
I've had a quick chat with them and they would love to help you communicate with other people a little more effectively
Why have you shunned Mr. Punctuation? How rude! His place was immediately following "effectively. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How did you manage to lose a stone between threads?
He put it in his rockery with his other ones and now can't find it.
He loved that stone.
Sex would really help him feel more betterer "
love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mate it's Monday why are you smashed
Is there a law that says you can't get d*unk on a week night?
No, but it is unusual.
Or it would be.... I have my suspicions"
Not if you work weekends and have Monday and Tuesday off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You know Gmail has an option to stop you sending d*unk emails, it makes you dona little series of puzzles before you can send one, the forums really need that |
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"How did you manage to lose a stone between threads?"
I'm going to be admitted to ICU for severe malnourishment at this rate by morning. Please call 999 if you don't hear from me soon all. Grapes and flowers in hospital will be fine, thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know Gmail has an option to stop you sending d*unk emails, it makes you dona little series of puzzles before you can send one, the forums really need that"
Where would be the fun in that!
D*unken mad ramblings from posters,especially regulars who wouldn't dream of posting such stuff while sober are hilarious |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know Gmail has an option to stop you sending d*unk emails, it makes you dona little series of puzzles before you can send one, the forums really need that
Where would be the fun in that!
D*unken mad ramblings from posters,especially regulars who wouldn't dream of posting such stuff while sober are hilarious "
Yes I've had two d*unken threads on here was highly amusing the next morning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good Morring all sorry about last nite lol was d*unk lol"
we've all been there buddy! I was there last week after a rare night on the pop but luckily confined it to a PM or two!
Good work and don't worry about it |
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