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"Hi girls Irish Mike here now felling very horey any one want phone sex xx" Is horey better or worse than horny?  | |||
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"There are a few numbers you could ring where the lovely ladies will be more than happy to give you extended phone sex at premium rates "
Awww... you're super helpful! | |||
"There are a few numbers you could ring where the lovely ladies will be more than happy to give you extended phone sex at premium rates "don't like pay in for it lol | |||
"Come on den you show me how to cum lol" | |||
"There are a few numbers you could ring where the lovely ladies will be more than happy to give you extended phone sex at premium rates
Awww... you're super helpful! "want to make me cum xx | |||
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"Come on den you show me how to cum lol" Are you typing in a comedy Irish accent ? | |||
"Come on den you show me how to cum lol" Who is Den?  | |||
"There are a few numbers you could ring where the lovely ladies will be more than happy to give you extended phone sex at premium rates
Awww... you're super helpful! want to make me cum xx"I'm afraid I just can't reach from here. | |||
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"There are a few numbers you could ring where the lovely ladies will be more than happy to give you extended phone sex at premium rates
Awww... you're super helpful! want to make me cum xx"What's in it for me? J | |||
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"Mike.....yummmmm what a stallion you are.....I can feel my panties getting wet* *pissed myself laughing " | |||
"There are a few numbers you could ring where the lovely ladies will be more than happy to give you extended phone sex at premium rates
Awww... you're super helpful! want to make me cum xx make you come 2 lol
What's in it for me?
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"Want to ring me lol " Now you really have made me laugh...I've got to ring you? | |||
"Mike.....yummmmm what a stallion you are.....I can feel my panties getting wet* *pissed myself laughing "Steve I'm posting ya tenalady supply mate! | |||
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"Mike.....yummmmm what a stallion you are.....I can feel my panties getting wet* *pissed myself laughing
Steve I'm posting ya tenalady supply mate! "Oh no need, I'm into "WS"  | |||
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"Lol no way not in to men sorry " you won't be able to tell the difference  | |||
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"Lol no way not in to men sorry " Imagine it's a woman with a heavy head cold. | |||
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"No like herding women sexy voice lol" Yeah, like Joanna fucking Lumley!!!!' | |||
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"No like herding women sexy voice lol" You're thinking of sheep | |||
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"Your sick man need go doc for some help lol" Are you referring to me? | |||
"Come on den you show me how to cum lol" well let's see if I can help if you go first then you can cum ..........................back | |||
"Your sick man need go doc for some help lol Are you referring to me?" *puts on nurses outfit* | |||
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"Your sick man need go doc for some help lol" He's sick? Better than desperate....  | |||
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"No like herding women sexy voice lol" Herding sheep might be up your street. Make sure you slip them in wellies so they cant run  | |||
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"2 boreing here lol" Ah really  I'm having a good time | |||
"Is it where I rub the landline against my mobile so they can dry hump? " | |||
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and in was going to be a right dirty bitch for him as well | |||
"Oh he's gone and in was going to be a right dirty bitch for him as well"Wot was u gonna say?!?!?!  | |||
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"Lol I here went no were lol no keep the phone for your ass fit up yours better lol " You charmer | |||
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"Surely an UNLOS is coming soon?? "Nah don't think he cares... | |||
"Hi girls Irish Mike here now felling very horey any one want phone sex xx" shouldnt that be mick ? oh and btw can you fit an iphone 6 in your arse | |||
"Surely an UNLOS is coming soon?? "Nah Cock mode as taken over hes brain. Will soon pass  | |||
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"I think he should be thanked for a very successful thread that's entertained lots of people" | |||
"I think he should be thanked for a very successful thread that's entertained lots of people" agreed | |||
"Lol no way not in to men sorry you won't be able to tell the difference " | |||
"Mike.....yummmmm what a stallion you are.....I can feel my panties getting wet* *pissed myself laughing " | |||
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"Has anyone rung "we tried it went to the samaritans | |||
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"Mike.....yummmmm what a stallion you are.....I can feel my panties getting wet* *pissed myself laughing "hahaha and me at your comment | |||
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"Has anyone rung
we tried it went to the samaritans" | |||
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"Fucking great, I offer and get ignored "There is no helping some people lol | |||
"Fucking great, I offer and get ignored "Karen. He didn't need to ring you. He just had a wank over your arse pic Hope he posts the tribute pic | |||
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"Fucking great, I offer and get ignored
Karen. He didn't need to ring you. He just had a wank over your arse pic
Hope he posts the tribute pic "ha ha ha lol, well he wouldn't miss it | |||
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"Takes more den pic to make me cum lol. Need pics and sexy women vice lol" twice I've offered and twice you ignored me | |||
"Takes more den pic to make me cum lol. Need pics and sexy women vice lol" sexy women vice works for me too .. | |||
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"So ho reddy for round 2 getting hard agin lol" You stud | |||
"So ho reddy for round 2 getting hard agin lol You stud "You jealous lol | |||
"Lol I here went no were lol no keep the phone for your ass fit up yours better lol " Don't need to use my phone or phone sex coz I get the real thing when ever I want it xxx | |||
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"I am a horse of a man lol can go all nite ye can't keep up with me lol " ye cant keep up with me ? are you from medievil times or a pirate | |||
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"Is there a cure for this type of thing? Cringeworthy typing and the mindset of a hormonal teenager? "There is no cure for sex addiction, but eventually he will become like the rest and realise his attempts at reaching out to women in this way are futile. | |||
"Is there a cure for this type of thing? Cringeworthy typing and the mindset of a hormonal teenager? "i think its called neutering | |||
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"dont think your going to be anyone addition " anyones* | |||
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"Wat women going to make me cum this time lol" Easy answer......none | |||
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"I am a horse of a man lol can go all nite ye can't keep up with me lol " Bout 10 min that's all a horse lasts lol x | |||
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"I suppose, on balance, phone sex may be easier to understand than txt sex... " Fncy shg? | |||
"I suppose, on balance, phone sex may be easier to understand than txt sex... Fncy shg?" I'd have a pint if you're offering
Problem is, I've genuinely no idea how to type that in "txt" | |||
"I suppose, on balance, phone sex may be easier to understand than txt sex... Fncy shg? I'd have a pint if you're offering
Problem is, I've genuinely no idea how to type that in "txt" "I'll buy you a pint but then you've got to say "that's got a big head on it...eh, Steve?" and then "I'm looking forward to getting my lips round that" and then "cor! That went down like you would on a bow legged dancing girl" | |||
"Takes more den pic to make me cum lol. Need pics and sexy women vice lol sexy women vice works for me too .. "Hmm | |||
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"I suppose, on balance, phone sex may be easier to understand than txt sex... Fncy shg? I'd have a pint if you're offering
Problem is, I've genuinely no idea how to type that in "txt"
I'll buy you a pint but then you've got to say "that's got a big head on it...eh, Steve?" and then "I'm looking forward to getting my lips round that" and then "cor! That went down like you would on a bow legged dancing girl" "Is this the "it's not gay if it's said with a pint on hand" rule? | |||
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"Fucking great, I offer and get ignored "Oh I've almost pee'd myself at this! | |||
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"I suppose, on balance, phone sex may be easier to understand than txt sex... Fncy shg? I'd have a pint if you're offering
Problem is, I've genuinely no idea how to type that in "txt"
I'll buy you a pint but then you've got to say "that's got a big head on it...eh, Steve?" and then "I'm looking forward to getting my lips round that" and then "cor! That went down like you would on a bow legged dancing girl"
Is this the "it's not gay if it's said with a pint on hand" rule? "Yeah and the other hand has to remain in sight on the table. No pervy under table activities. | |||
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"Pm me if anyone still wants phone sex, or a real meet :P x" Mikey, is this your alt account? | |||
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"I only have 1 account :P x" Just checking... | |||
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"Sorry about to nite guys was abite piss hope ye all had fun lol "Are you still pissed now, your hilarious not offensive lmao | |||
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"Lol no fell asleep won't up fell sick lol drinking can beer now God was I being rude to nite sorry if I was xxx "I thought you could go all night Now you say you fall asleep on the job. And poor Diamondsmiles offered herself, but heard nothing, whilst you lost weight. | |||
"Hi girls Irish Mike here now felling very horey any one want phone sex xx" 8 hours later, how's this working out Irish Mike? | |||
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"I've got number for ya. Don't let the deep rough voice put you off its just side affects to my manflu jab.. "hehe this made me giggle xxx | |||
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