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If men suddenly turned into women!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If we retained the same mentality;
All that child birth palaver would be sorted within a week.
We wouldn't be laid up with you know what for a quarter of our lives. That would be sorted.
There'd be more women at footy.
There'd be an influx of single bi-females to FAB who were right dirty buggers.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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credit card companies would be grinning.
national card debt would double over night.
road accidents would increase as more would be putting on make up instead of looking at the road.
coffee houses would be packed of shoppers talking about shoes.
non stop soap operas on tv.
women would have to learn to unblock the sink and toilet.
durex would see a 100% drop in profits for the first year.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"longer queues at toilets... no standing up and peeing anymore!yeah try peeing behind a bush ....with no man bits!!!  "
what is this about bushes.
when women are pissed they just part the legs and piss on the street.go to any popular town on a saturday night and you see it.
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"longer queues at toilets... no standing up and peeing anymore!yeah try peeing behind a bush ....with no man bits!!!
what is this about bushes.
when women are pissed they just part the legs and piss on the street.go to any popular town on a saturday night and you see it.
worse than men "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They are changing actually.
Summat in thr water is slowly slowly changing mens sex. Lowering their sperm count too. #
They found out through checking the fish |
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if every man turned into a woman then there would be no men, the world would end no men to keep the women on the stright and narrow when parking,DIY, fixing the car etc etc it just wouldnt be worth the hassle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would never pay for anything, get my groceries delivered...Get my car picked up and serviced..no taxi fares.free sky fitted..some building and decorating perhaps...then have the garden landscaped.....wow you lucky girls the list goes on..........  |
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"I would never pay for anything, get my groceries delivered...Get my car picked up and serviced..no taxi fares.free sky fitted..some building and decorating perhaps...then have the garden landscaped.....wow you lucky girls the list goes on.......... "
iv had a few offers to fix a car for pay in kind and not a fooking chance in hell would i do it unless i knew the girl |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"If men suddenly turned into women!..................................................They still wouldnt be able to multi task  "
hey I'm listening to the cricket, playing games on facebook AND posting in the forums, that equals multitasking in my book!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tut.......
I mean proper stuff.
Make the dinner while juggling half a dozen kids and change the baby and answer the phone and get the shopping and be ready for sex when the old man gets in , thats after all the washing is done and the kids are bathed and put to bed and the dishes are washed and put away and then he expects you to look like jorden , bathed or showered and all ya sexy gear on and Not to be tired cuz ya done nowt all day  |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"Tut.......
I mean proper stuff.
Make the dinner while juggling half a dozen kids and change the baby and answer the phone and get the shopping and be ready for sex when the old man gets in , thats after all the washing is done and the kids are bathed and put to bed and the dishes are washed and put away and then he expects you to look like jorden , bathed or showered and all ya sexy gear on and Not to be tired cuz ya done nowt all day "
I wouldn't expect you to look like Jordan, fake tits and lips aren't my thing  |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"HahA
Just thought alot of guys liked the blonde bimbo vacuous type with big knockers.
remove the "bimbo and vacuous" bit and im ya gal "
Nah some of us are a bit more demanding than that ............ do you have a pulse? |
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