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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fall off a motorbike at over 180mph.
the injuries finished any chance of landing a top gp ride.
Ouch..."
its ok.dont remember much about it.
front tyre blew.
skin was still cooking on my arm,hands and shoulders as i was going into the helicopter lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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me and lee had a bet,if i win i get some nice sexy toy's and stuff if he wins he get's to do me analy-(me not a big fan of anal) but i was sure id win so we shuck hand's on it AND HE WINS THE TWAT.LOL.so all im going to say is-(DONT BET YOUR ARSE ON IT GIRL'S)-because my partner tuck full plesure in his winings.xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Then I guess that's the best way to do it if you really must! Sounds like something that will have taken a while to heal though. "
six months of treatment.
still got the patches on my arms. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Play 'Freckles' 
Woss that then?? xx "
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
1. A game that can be played with up to 6 people (4 recommended). Basically some sick fuck takes a dump on the centre of a table. A book or large flat object is placed on top of the dump. The 4 players put their chins on the table and 1 other player takes a boot or some other hard object and slams it on top of the book. The shit will spray over the faces of the players and the player with the least amount of 'freckles', wins.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Play 'Freckles'
Woss that then?? xx ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
1. A game that can be played with up to 6 people (4 recommended). Basically some sick fuck takes a dump on the centre of a table. A book or large flat object is placed on top of the dump. The 4 players put their chins on the table and 1 other player takes a boot or some other hard object and slams it on top of the book. The shit will spray over the faces of the players and the player with the least amount of 'freckles', wins.
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Too late. Played it up close and personal using Jacobs cream crackers!!! That's the Navy for you. Nothing worse than a bored matelot |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Play 'Freckles'
Woss that then?? xx ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
1. A game that can be played with up to 6 people (4 recommended). Basically some sick fuck takes a dump on the centre of a table. A book or large flat object is placed on top of the dump. The 4 players put their chins on the table and 1 other player takes a boot or some other hard object and slams it on top of the book. The shit will spray over the faces of the players and the player with the least amount of 'freckles', wins.
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wheres that book? lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Play 'Freckles'
Woss that then?? xx ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
1. A game that can be played with up to 6 people (4 recommended). Basically some sick fuck takes a dump on the centre of a table. A book or large flat object is placed on top of the dump. The 4 players put their chins on the table and 1 other player takes a boot or some other hard object and slams it on top of the book. The shit will spray over the faces of the players and the player with the least amount of 'freckles', wins.
wheres that book? lol "
It wasn't a very good book. Had a shitty ending |
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Have kids... been there, done that and have the (massively reduced) bank balance to prove it.
I'm gonna get my revenge though when I'm old. No dodgy nursing home for me! I'm going to have my own Granny Flat... or should that be a Grandad Flat. |
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"Have kids... been there, done that and have the (massively reduced) bank balance to prove it.
I'm gonna get my revenge though when I'm old. No dodgy nursing home for me! I'm going to have my own Granny Flat... or should that be a Grandad Flat."
that'll backfire on you lol i live in my dads granny flat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"put on a pair of boxers with fiery jack in the crotch  "
i remember meeting this guy once and him telling me about the air waves strips on your clit thing, only he didnt have any air waves so he used deep heat instead, didnt tell me what it was when he put it on mind but found it highly hilarious when i was almost in tears trying to wash it off
needless to say i never met him again lol |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"put on a pair of boxers with fiery jack in the crotch
i remember meeting this guy once and him telling me about the air waves strips on your clit thing, only he didnt have any air waves so he used deep heat instead, didnt tell me what it was when he put it on mind but found it highly hilarious when i was almost in tears trying to wash it off
needless to say i never met him again lol"
Wash it off ! worst thing you can do makes it 10 times worse lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Changed jobs, with longer travel, and same money...thought i needed a challenge ..no such luck just a Fucking mid life crises have regretted the move ever since. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"put on a pair of boxers with fiery jack in the crotch
i remember meeting this guy once and him telling me about the air waves strips on your clit thing, only he didnt have any air waves so he used deep heat instead, didnt tell me what it was when he put it on mind but found it highly hilarious when i was almost in tears trying to wash it off
needless to say i never met him again lol
Wash it off ! worst thing you can do makes it 10 times worse lol"
well i didnt know what else to do lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fall in love.
Snap 
i know love can be lost,love can be betrayed,love can be misunderstood.but love should never be denied,nor excluded."
Love can also be the greatest thing in your life never to be repeated, why settle for the rest when you have had the best? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Play 'Freckles'
Woss that then?? xx ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
1. A game that can be played with up to 6 people (4 recommended). Basically some sick fuck takes a dump on the centre of a table. A book or large flat object is placed on top of the dump. The 4 players put their chins on the table and 1 other player takes a boot or some other hard object and slams it on top of the book. The shit will spray over the faces of the players and the player with the least amount of 'freckles', wins.
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See when I googled for "play freckles" I got a cute little game where you make over a woman! I prefer that one.
The former is a bit gross, I mean what happens if the "supplier" had diarrhoea? |
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"Get d*unk and agree to wear size 9 leopard print high heels at my works Christmas party.
Apart from the fact I couldn't moon walk or body pop well, the subsequent photographs aren't great either."
i think they need to be new profile pics!!!! |
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"Get d*unk and agree to wear size 9 leopard print high heels at my works Christmas party.
Apart from the fact I couldn't moon walk or body pop well, the subsequent photographs aren't great either.
i think they need to be new profile pics!!!!"
LOL not a hope in hell Eves!!!  |
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"Get d*unk and agree to wear size 9 leopard print high heels at my works Christmas party.
Apart from the fact I couldn't moon walk or body pop well, the subsequent photographs aren't great either.
i think they need to be new profile pics!!!!
LOL not a hope in hell Eves!!! "
ok, just private ones so i can see em |
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"Get d*unk and agree to wear size 9 leopard print high heels at my works Christmas party.
Apart from the fact I couldn't moon walk or body pop well, the subsequent photographs aren't great either.
i think they need to be new profile pics!!!!
LOL not a hope in hell Eves!!!
ok, just private ones so i can see em "
OK I might do.
I have to get hold of them first, the girl that took them on her phone is being very coy about sending them, I think she is plotting something. |
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knock a tin of paint off the step ladders then lose my temper and kick said tin of paint across the floor, and especially not kick it towards the kitchen door so the only way i could get to the kitchen to get a mop is to walk through the resulting puddle of dulux leaving foot prints all through the house!!!
new years resolution... stick to the other kind of DIY |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Then I guess that's the best way to do it if you really must! Sounds like something that will have taken a while to heal though.
six months of treatment.
still got the patches on my arms."
Hey, ya don't wanna die without any scars, it shows you haven't lived.
Rich in life is the man who stared death in the face and said, "Fuck you!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"knock a tin of paint off the step ladders then lose my temper and kick said tin of paint across the floor, and especially not kick it towards the kitchen door so the only way i could get to the kitchen to get a mop is to walk through the resulting puddle of dulux leaving foot prints all through the house!!!
new years resolution... stick to the other kind of DIY "
Oh good God.... |
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"Oh good God...."
i thought that if a man was willing to admit his mistakes and accept responsibility for his actions then he should be forgiven all wrong doing... even if he has been a complete twat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh good God....
i thought that if a man was willing to admit his mistakes and accept responsibility for his actions then he should be forgiven all wrong doing... even if he has been a complete twat "
and the others take the piss out of him forever |
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"Oh good God....
i thought that if a man was willing to admit his mistakes and accept responsibility for his actions then he should be forgiven all wrong doing... even if he has been a complete twat
and the others take the piss out of him forever "
very true... and it was a stupid thing to do |
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