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"Should obese passengers pay more for their air fare? Why should we pay extra to take a few more pounds in our luggage when overweight passengers can carry huge amounts and pay the same........ Just a thought." because the don't sit in the baggage hold and their weight is accouted for in the main body of the craft. | |||
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"Should obese passengers pay more for their air fare? Why should we pay extra to take a few more pounds in our luggage when overweight passengers can carry huge amounts and pay the same........ Just a thought. because the don't sit in the baggage hold and their weight is accouted for in the main body of the craft. " Hmmm, I think you are missing the point here | |||
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"Should obese passengers pay more for their air fare? Why should we pay extra to take a few more pounds in our luggage when overweight passengers can carry huge amounts and pay the same........ Just a thought. because the don't sit in the baggage hold and their weight is accouted for in the main body of the craft. Hmmm, I think you are missing the point here " I think she's just not biting like you wanted and gave the pre-thought out design of air crafts | |||
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"Has anyone ever thought about the very slim ppl that must come way under the weight limits surely that should even everything out....... Just putting it out there like " They may have but having a dig at the bigger people is obviously more fun | |||
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"And the wink at the end means it's all just a bit of jolly fun folks " Sadly this! | |||
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"Should obese passengers pay more for their air fare? Why should we pay extra to take a few more pounds in our luggage when overweight passengers can carry huge amounts and pay the same........ Just a thought. because the don't sit in the baggage hold and their weight is accouted for in the main body of the craft. Hmmm, I think you are missing the point here " No. I can read. I understand what you said. | |||
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"They should be made to walk (and swim) to their destination, far better for them and they may also be slim enough for the return flight if they do... " Great if you're staying in your home town. A tad life consuming if you're on a world tour. | |||
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"No they shouldn't but parents who allow their kids to kick the back of the seat in front should. " And kids that scream and cry should be made to pay triple | |||
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"No they shouldn't but parents who allow their kids to kick the back of the seat in front should. " | |||
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"They should be made to walk (and swim) to their destination, far better for them and they may also be slim enough for the return flight if they do... " bloody hell where are you sending us Australia | |||
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"No they shouldn't but parents who allow their kids to kick the back of the seat in front should. " Oh god yes!! We've not flown for 7 years but I make mine take their shoes off & if I catch them kicking they get a telling off!! If possible I sit them behind me so it's me they kick | |||
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"They should be made to walk (and swim) to their destination, far better for them and they may also be slim enough for the return flight if they do... Great if you're staying in your home town. A tad life consuming if you're on a world tour." Why catch a plane to your own home town?... That's just lazy! | |||
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"They should be made to walk (and swim) to their destination, far better for them and they may also be slim enough for the return flight if they do... bloody hell where are you sending us Australia " I wonder how long it takes to walk and swim to Australia from here. | |||
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"They should be made to walk (and swim) to their destination, far better for them and they may also be slim enough for the return flight if they do... bloody hell where are you sending us Australia I wonder how long it takes to walk and swim to Australia from here. " check it out on Google maps | |||
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"They should be made to walk (and swim) to their destination, far better for them and they may also be slim enough for the return flight if they do... Great if you're staying in your home town. A tad life consuming if you're on a world tour. Why catch a plane to your own home town?... That's just lazy! " That's why they're fat ( ubiquitous wink ) | |||
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"ah fat people don't you just love them never a shortage of wanna be commedia material while ever obesity exists " Body Shaming is very in right now. So says my good friend Vin Deisel | |||
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"They should be made to walk (and swim) to their destination, far better for them and they may also be slim enough for the return flight if they do... bloody hell where are you sending us Australia I wonder how long it takes to walk and swim to Australia from here. " If I set off now I'd die of old age before I got there. | |||
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"They should be made to walk (and swim) to their destination, far better for them and they may also be slim enough for the return flight if they do... bloody hell where are you sending us Australia I wonder how long it takes to walk and swim to Australia from here. " No idea but I can't swim so you'll have to pull me in a dinghy | |||
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"They should be made to walk (and swim) to their destination, far better for them and they may also be slim enough for the return flight if they do... Great if you're staying in your home town. A tad life consuming if you're on a world tour. Why catch a plane to your own home town?... That's just lazy! That's why they're fat ( ubiquitous wink ) " We may have struck on something the government hasn't warned us about here... Pies AND air travel make you fat. Someone needs to start a low calorie airline... | |||
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"They should be made to walk (and swim) to their destination, far better for them and they may also be slim enough for the return flight if they do... Great if you're staying in your home town. A tad life consuming if you're on a world tour. Why catch a plane to your own home town?... That's just lazy! That's why they're fat ( ubiquitous wink ) We may have struck on something the government hasn't warned us about here... Pies AND air travel make you fat. Someone needs to start a low calorie airline..." They already took the free peanuts away ffs! | |||
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"Is it worth pointing out that I'm joking or did everybody spot that?" nope we all know your fattest | |||
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"They should be made to walk (and swim) to their destination, far better for them and they may also be slim enough for the return flight if they do... bloody hell where are you sending us Australia I wonder how long it takes to walk and swim to Australia from here. check it out on Google maps " I jolly well will. Right now. This minute. Without delay. Right away. Here n Now.. without further ado ... instantly .... this inst..... | |||
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"Is it worth pointing out that I'm joking or did everybody spot that?" Did you use a wink , fatty ? | |||
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"I thought you did have to pay extra if you exceeded the weight limit " No but you do if you exceed the width limit. | |||
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"And the wink at the end means it's all just a bit of jolly fun folks " sometimes winks are a ay of disguising a true thought with pretending not to mind really in case it backfires | |||
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"They should be made to walk (and swim) to their destination, far better for them and they may also be slim enough for the return flight if they do... bloody hell where are you sending us Australia I wonder how long it takes to walk and swim to Australia from here. check it out on Google maps I jolly well will. Right now. This minute. Without delay. Right away. Here n Now.. without further ado ... instantly .... this inst..... " I worked out roughly 167 days if you could maintain a steady 3mph and didn't stop. With rest and food breaks I'd guess a year. | |||
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"Passenger and baggage should be weighed together. But then i aso think there should be a width limit for people. Nothing worse than paying for a flight then having the person next to you spilling over your seat. " I'm gona say what everyone else is thinking,"you can spill into my seat anytime " | |||
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"Passenger and baggage should be weighed together. But then i aso think there should be a width limit for people. Nothing worse than paying for a flight then having the person next to you spilling over your seat. I'm gona say what everyone else is thinking,"you can spill into my seat anytime "" bleurgh .... ( pukey smiley ) | |||
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"Passenger and baggage should be weighed together. But then i aso think there should be a width limit for people. Nothing worse than paying for a flight then having the person next to you spilling over your seat. " The plane crashing would definitely be worse... | |||
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"And the wink at the end means it's all just a bit of jolly fun folks sometimes winks are a ay of disguising a true thought with pretending not to mind really in case it backfires " Psychology Sam is in !! Ayup Sam! | |||
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"They should be made to walk (and swim) to their destination, far better for them and they may also be slim enough for the return flight if they do... bloody hell where are you sending us Australia I wonder how long it takes to walk and swim to Australia from here. check it out on Google maps I jolly well will. Right now. This minute. Without delay. Right away. Here n Now.. without further ado ... instantly .... this inst..... I worked out roughly 167 days if you could maintain a steady 3mph and didn't stop. With rest and food breaks I'd guess a year." Well that's fucked it then, I'd never get the time off work, oh well I tried | |||
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"You don't have to worry about the plane tipping to one side. They spread out the fatties to even up the load,like ballast bags. " That's true and they are never allowed to sit in seats next to the emergency exits. | |||
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"Both being fat we will gladly pay the OPs extra weight charges if- them being smokers- they will contribute more to the NHS when they need treatment for smoking related Illnesses' ?? " I'm fat and smoke jesus Christ I'm never going to be able to afford a holiday | |||
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"And the wink at the end means it's all just a bit of jolly fun folks sometimes winks are a ay of disguising a true thought with pretending not to mind really in case it backfires Psychology Sam is in !! Ayup Sam!" Am I incorrect? It is a well known technique for saying whatever you wish but then being able to say "ah sure I was only messing did you not see the wink??" I am not however saying that it is true in this case TYVM | |||
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"You don't have to worry about the plane tipping to one side. They spread out the fatties to even up the load,like ballast bags. That's true and they are never allowed to sit in seats next to the emergency exits. " That would be in case there's an emergency and they block the doorway? They could be pushed out first and used as a landing cushion. | |||
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"And the wink at the end means it's all just a bit of jolly fun folks " Oh! Is that like *insert offensive comment here then add lol* which is never ever offensive ever because lol exonerates everything? | |||
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"You don't have to worry about the plane tipping to one side. They spread out the fatties to even up the load,like ballast bags. That's true and they are never allowed to sit in seats next to the emergency exits. That would be in case there's an emergency and they block the doorway? They could be pushed out first and used as a landing cushion." They are allowed to sit in emergency exit seats, they're obviously good at pushing their way to the front to grab for food. I can toss those skinny people out the way at a buffet, same applies in the event of a landing over water. | |||
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"And the wink at the end means it's all just a bit of jolly fun folks Oh! Is that like *insert offensive comment here then add lol* which is never ever offensive ever because lol exonerates everything? " Followed by, 'only jokin', love! Ain't ya got no sense of humour?' I weep for mankind.... | |||
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"And the wink at the end means it's all just a bit of jolly fun folks Oh! Is that like *insert offensive comment here then add lol* which is never ever offensive ever because lol exonerates everything? " Be careful saying that I said the same but apparently I gained a stalker in doing so | |||
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" ( ubiquitous wink ) " Love this word! Thanks Granny... every day is a school day! | |||
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"And the wink at the end means it's all just a bit of jolly fun folks sometimes winks are a ay of disguising a true thought with pretending not to mind really in case it backfires Psychology Sam is in !! Ayup Sam! Am I incorrect? It is a well known technique for saying whatever you wish but then being able to say "ah sure I was only messing did you not see the wink??" I am not however saying that it is true in this case TYVM " I think you are right on the nose x | |||
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"Granny Crumpet did I knock down your dog/cat? Whilst it's nice of you to take an interest in my inane ramblings you don't have to reply to all if you don't wish to but feel free to keep adding if you do wish to xxx" Young man, thank you for the erroneous permission xx | |||
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" ( ubiquitous wink ) Love this word! Thanks Granny... every day is a school day! " I get off on 'obligatory' and 'conglomerate' ........ I write conglomerate over n over n over it flows from the pen ....... weird. | |||
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"Granny Crumpet did I knock down your dog/cat? Whilst it's nice of you to take an interest in my inane ramblings you don't have to reply to all if you don't wish to but feel free to keep adding if you do wish to xxx Young man, thank you for the erroneous permission xx " Shit just noticed you're a scouser time to staple/nail everything down and whistle innocently while doing so. | |||
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"You don't have to worry about the plane tipping to one side. They spread out the fatties to even up the load,like ballast bags. That's true and they are never allowed to sit in seats next to the emergency exits. That would be in case there's an emergency and they block the doorway? They could be pushed out first and used as a landing cushion. They are allowed to sit in emergency exit seats, they're obviously good at pushing their way to the front to grab for food. I can toss those skinny people out the way at a buffet, same applies in the event of a landing over water." Maybe they are sat at the back to propel the stick insects out of the door. You know how everyone runs when a rhino charges. | |||
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"Granny Crumpet did I knock down your dog/cat? Whilst it's nice of you to take an interest in my inane ramblings you don't have to reply to all if you don't wish to but feel free to keep adding if you do wish to xxx Young man, thank you for the erroneous permission xx Shit just noticed you're a scouser time to staple/nail everything down and whistle innocently while doing so. " Stealing only became a problem following the potato famine. | |||
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"Has anyone ever thought about the very slim ppl that must come way under the weight limits surely that should even everything out....... Just putting it out there like " Or maybe the underweight should be entitled to a discount | |||
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"You don't have to worry about the plane tipping to one side. They spread out the fatties to even up the load,like ballast bags. That's true and they are never allowed to sit in seats next to the emergency exits. That would be in case there's an emergency and they block the doorway? They could be pushed out first and used as a landing cushion. They are allowed to sit in emergency exit seats, they're obviously good at pushing their way to the front to grab for food. I can toss those skinny people out the way at a buffet, same applies in the event of a landing over water. Maybe they are sat at the back to propel the stick insects out of the door. You know how everyone runs when a rhino charges. " Very true. In fact, fat people are saving lives and should be granted hero status and given free flights paid for by a surcharge on the underweight | |||
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"Both being fat we will gladly pay the OPs extra weight charges if- them being smokers- they will contribute more to the NHS when they need treatment for smoking related Illnesses' ?? I'm fat and smoke jesus Christ I'm never going to be able to afford a holiday " Yes but you're lovely, so no extra charges for you | |||
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"Both being fat we will gladly pay the OPs extra weight charges if- them being smokers- they will contribute more to the NHS when they need treatment for smoking related Illnesses' ?? " They do, and a 5 billion pound a year net surplus through the taxes on fags While diabetes is a 10 billion a year drain most of it treating complications from people not following diet plans and medication she dupes. Making it the biggest expense to the nhs | |||
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"Granny Crumpet did I knock down your dog/cat? Whilst it's nice of you to take an interest in my inane ramblings you don't have to reply to all if you don't wish to but feel free to keep adding if you do wish to xxx Young man, thank you for the erroneous permission xx Shit just noticed you're a scouser time to staple/nail everything down and whistle innocently while doing so. Stealing only became a problem following the potato famine. " Never realised that theft only started at that time,thanks for that insight perhaps people only started having babies 500 years ago no? Or perhaps dinosaurs invented algebra? Did a boat load of scousers arrive over during the famine and start stealing stuff? Is that it | |||
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"Granny Crumpet did I knock down your dog/cat? Whilst it's nice of you to take an interest in my inane ramblings you don't have to reply to all if you don't wish to but feel free to keep adding if you do wish to xxx Young man, thank you for the erroneous permission xx Shit just noticed you're a scouser time to staple/nail everything down and whistle innocently while doing so. Stealing only became a problem following the potato famine. Never realised that theft only started at that time,thanks for that insight perhaps people only started having babies 500 years ago no? Or perhaps dinosaurs invented algebra? Did a boat load of scousers arrive over during the famine and start stealing stuff? Is that it " You are rude | |||
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"It's interesting how media and society don't _iew 'fat shaming' as anything even approaching a 'hate crime'. People just seen free to get on with it at will. " Because the people who shame fat people feel like they are doing them a service to motivate people to lose weight..I do wonder what goes through people's head at times... | |||
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"Should obese passengers pay more for their air fare? Why should we pay extra to take a few more pounds in our luggage when overweight passengers can carry huge amounts and pay the same........ Just a thought." Only if skinny people pay less, seems fair to me | |||
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"Here's the thing,,,,, asking larger passengers to pay more will not reduce the space they occupy,,,, So I don't see a problem charging all passenger the same price,,, " But a heavier passenger requires the plane to burn more fuel. Which is the issue that airlines care about. | |||
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"It's interesting how media and society don't _iew 'fat shaming' as anything even approaching a 'hate crime'. People just seen free to get on with it at will. Because the people who shame fat people feel like they are doing them a service to motivate people to lose weight..I do wonder what goes through people's head at times..." Some people look at others and see an easy target but try to distance themselves from the bullying by pretending to use humour I find the best way to deal with insults is take them as compliments I mean if someone insults you then you are in their head | |||
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"It's interesting how media and society don't _iew 'fat shaming' as anything even approaching a 'hate crime'. People just seen free to get on with it at will. Because the people who shame fat people feel like they are doing them a service to motivate people to lose weight..I do wonder what goes through people's head at times... Some people look at others and see an easy target but try to distance themselves from the bullying by pretending to use humour I find the best way to deal with insults is take them as compliments I mean if someone insults you then you are in their head " I see nothing complimentary about fat shaming or shaming people who are slim...I couldn't give a fuck if I was in their head or not. | |||
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"Here's the thing,,,,, asking larger passengers to pay more will not reduce the space they occupy,,,, So I don't see a problem charging all passenger the same price,,, But a heavier passenger requires the plane to burn more fuel. Which is the issue that airlines care about." Oh-c'mon.... the same goes for Taxi's and busses and train companies, coach operators, cruise ships companies,,,,, That's a very petty argument... | |||
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"Both being fat we will gladly pay the OPs extra weight charges if- them being smokers- they will contribute more to the NHS when they need treatment for smoking related Illnesses' ?? They do, and a 5 billion pound a year net surplus through the taxes on fags While diabetes is a 10 billion a year drain most of it treating complications from people not following diet plans and medication she dupes. Making it the biggest expense to the nhs" Does tax on food rake in a lot of money for the government? Some things you pay no tax. I'm assuming luxury goods full of sugar and fat are the heaviest taxed? I don't know the figures. | |||
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"Passenger and baggage should be weighed together. But then i aso think there should be a width limit for people. Nothing worse than paying for a flight then having the person next to you spilling over your seat. I'm gona say what everyone else is thinking,"you can spill into my seat anytime " bleurgh .... ( pukey smiley ) " You mean this one? | |||
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"Both being fat we will gladly pay the OPs extra weight charges if- them being smokers- they will contribute more to the NHS when they need treatment for smoking related Illnesses' ?? They do, and a 5 billion pound a year net surplus through the taxes on fags While diabetes is a 10 billion a year drain most of it treating complications from people not following diet plans and medication she dupes. Making it the biggest expense to the nhs Does tax on food rake in a lot of money for the government? Some things you pay no tax. I'm assuming luxury goods full of sugar and fat are the heaviest taxed? I don't know the figures." Cake is vat free :p | |||
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"Passenger and baggage should be weighed together. But then i aso think there should be a width limit for people. Nothing worse than paying for a flight then having the person next to you spilling over your seat. I'm gona say what everyone else is thinking,"you can spill into my seat anytime " bleurgh .... ( pukey smiley ) You mean this one? " oooooooooooo ta | |||
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"Here's the thing,,,,, asking larger passengers to pay more will not reduce the space they occupy,,,, So I don't see a problem charging all passenger the same price,,, But a heavier passenger requires the plane to burn more fuel. Which is the issue that airlines care about. Oh-c'mon.... the same goes for Taxi's and busses and train companies, coach operators, cruise ships companies,,,,, That's a very petty argument... " No not really you see a taxi doesn't need that much more fuel to go forward with a weight increase however an aero plane needs to increase thrust to increase lift to counter weight. That's why they have weight limits etc for baggage. Loaded vs unloaded the difference in fuel usage is in the tons range. The airlines use an average weight for passengers though so as someone said the thin people blance out the fat people but the average weight is creeping up which is increasing costs preflight. And it's a combined weight total so as passenger weight goes up on average baggage and cargo weight capacity comes down. Hence stricter limits on bags now days | |||
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"Granny Crumpet did I knock down your dog/cat? Whilst it's nice of you to take an interest in my inane ramblings you don't have to reply to all if you don't wish to but feel free to keep adding if you do wish to xxx Young man, thank you for the erroneous permission xx Shit just noticed you're a scouser time to staple/nail everything down and whistle innocently while doing so. Stealing only became a problem following the potato famine. Never realised that theft only started at that time,thanks for that insight perhaps people only started having babies 500 years ago no? Or perhaps dinosaurs invented algebra? Did a boat load of scousers arrive over during the famine and start stealing stuff? Is that it " Well...... I hate to end our relationship this way but I'm not a scouser. I'm a Brummy. I have lived in Liverpool for many years. I have never been the victim of theft only kindness and generosity. I love this city. I have no time for stereotypical slurs and won't do much to defend a city and it's people that clearly don't need defence and stand firmly on their own good reputation. | |||
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"Granny Crumpet did I knock down your dog/cat? Whilst it's nice of you to take an interest in my inane ramblings you don't have to reply to all if you don't wish to but feel free to keep adding if you do wish to xxx Young man, thank you for the erroneous permission xx Shit just noticed you're a scouser time to staple/nail everything down and whistle innocently while doing so. Stealing only became a problem following the potato famine. Never realised that theft only started at that time,thanks for that insight perhaps people only started having babies 500 years ago no? Or perhaps dinosaurs invented algebra? Did a boat load of scousers arrive over during the famine and start stealing stuff? Is that it Well...... I hate to end our relationship this way but I'm not a scouser. I'm a Brummy. I have lived in Liverpool for many years. I have never been the victim of theft only kindness and generosity. I love this city. I have no time for stereotypical slurs and won't do much to defend a city and it's people that clearly don't need defence and stand firmly on their own good reputation. " A brummie ah right that explains you latching on to something | |||
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"Preferential treatment for weighing less. Let's give preferential treatment for being prettier blah blah blah meh!" On the inside. | |||
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"Granny Crumpet did I knock down your dog/cat? Whilst it's nice of you to take an interest in my inane ramblings you don't have to reply to all if you don't wish to but feel free to keep adding if you do wish to xxx Young man, thank you for the erroneous permission xx Shit just noticed you're a scouser time to staple/nail everything down and whistle innocently while doing so. Stealing only became a problem following the potato famine. Never realised that theft only started at that time,thanks for that insight perhaps people only started having babies 500 years ago no? Or perhaps dinosaurs invented algebra? Did a boat load of scousers arrive over during the famine and start stealing stuff? Is that it Well...... I hate to end our relationship this way but I'm not a scouser. I'm a Brummy. I have lived in Liverpool for many years. I have never been the victim of theft only kindness and generosity. I love this city. I have no time for stereotypical slurs and won't do much to defend a city and it's people that clearly don't need defence and stand firmly on their own good reputation. A brummie ah right that explains you latching on to something " God forbid don't ever do stand up | |||
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"Granny Crumpet did I knock down your dog/cat? Whilst it's nice of you to take an interest in my inane ramblings you don't have to reply to all if you don't wish to but feel free to keep adding if you do wish to xxx Young man, thank you for the erroneous permission xx Shit just noticed you're a scouser time to staple/nail everything down and whistle innocently while doing so. Stealing only became a problem following the potato famine. Never realised that theft only started at that time,thanks for that insight perhaps people only started having babies 500 years ago no? Or perhaps dinosaurs invented algebra? Did a boat load of scousers arrive over during the famine and start stealing stuff? Is that it Well...... I hate to end our relationship this way but I'm not a scouser. I'm a Brummy. I have lived in Liverpool for many years. I have never been the victim of theft only kindness and generosity. I love this city. I have no time for stereotypical slurs and won't do much to defend a city and it's people that clearly don't need defence and stand firmly on their own good reputation. A brummie ah right that explains you latching on to something God forbid don't ever do stand up " awww but I so badly want a career in it | |||
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"They should be made to walk (and swim) to their destination, far better for them and they may also be slim enough for the return flight if they do... bloody hell where are you sending us Australia I wonder how long it takes to walk and swim to Australia from here. " Used to take me three weeks of walking and sleeping to get to Australia from Southampton. | |||
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"Preferential treatment for weighing less. Let's give preferential treatment for being prettier blah blah blah meh! On the inside." Exactly.. | |||
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"Preferential treatment for weighing less. Let's give preferential treatment for being prettier blah blah blah meh! On the inside." There's a Hannibal Lecter vibe to that idea... | |||
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"And the wink at the end means it's all just a bit of jolly fun folks Oh! Is that like *insert offensive comment here then add lol* which is never ever offensive ever because lol exonerates everything? Followed by, 'only jokin', love! Ain't ya got no sense of humour?' I weep for mankind...." Weeping for mankind has become a daily activity for me. | |||
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"Preferential treatment for weighing less. Let's give preferential treatment for being prettier blah blah blah meh!" That's a good idea....I can offset my excess weight surcharge with my pretty face discount. | |||
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"Preferential treatment for weighing less. Let's give preferential treatment for being prettier blah blah blah meh! On the inside. There's a Hannibal Lecter vibe to that idea..." Passsssssss the chianti | |||
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"I don't belive they should pay more. If however you find yourself sat next to someone who is overflowing over the arm rest you should be offered a discount. Especially long haul." You'll be getting a free head rest/cushion to sleep against. You should pay a premium for the privilege. | |||
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"Preferential treatment for weighing less. Let's give preferential treatment for being prettier blah blah blah meh! That's a good idea....I can offset my excess weight surcharge with my pretty face discount." | |||
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"I don't belive they should pay more. If however you find yourself sat next to someone who is overflowing over the arm rest you should be offered a discount. Especially long haul. You'll be getting a free head rest/cushion to sleep against. You should pay a premium for the privilege." Depends on the level of personnel hygiene. In my experience. | |||
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"there was a bloke whose letter asking for a refund to an airline after being put next to an obese man ..it was very funny charging for two seats would just mean fat people couldn't afford to fly " The overweight can also be affluent. | |||
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"No they shouldn't but parents who allow their kids to kick the back of the seat in front should. " I had one of those little bastards on an internal flight in the states. The fact that he still lives is testament to my patience and goodwill to all men. I "might" have "accidentally" twatted him with my case on the way off the plane though.... | |||
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"Both being fat we will gladly pay the OPs extra weight charges if- them being smokers- they will contribute more to the NHS when they need treatment for smoking related Illnesses' ?? " No we're not smokers, never touched them yuch. However our profile says we will meet smokers | |||
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"The OP has buggered off Maybe walking to Australia No the OP is here, just been for my 3 mile run, gotta keep slim!!!" It's your choice to be slim but is it really necessary to berate those who are not slim it's like me being offensive to the over 60's | |||
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"The OP has buggered off Maybe walking to Australia No the OP is here, just been for my 3 mile run, gotta keep slim!!! It's your choice to be slim but is it really necessary to berate those who are not slim it's like me being offensive to the over 60's " You can't offend the over 60's. We dont' give a sheet for silly opineeons. | |||
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"Should obese passengers pay more for their air fare? Why should we pay extra to take a few more pounds in our luggage when overweight passengers can carry huge amounts and pay the same........ Just a thought." a little harsh me thinks ,a sensitive thread | |||
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"The OP has flown off into the sunset " Nah they had 2 couples profiles | |||
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"The OP has flown off into the sunset Nah they had 2 couples profiles " Were they that big they needed 2 profiles | |||
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"The OP has flown off into the sunset Nah they had 2 couples profiles Were they that big they needed 2 profiles " Must be they need profile taxing | |||
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"Where's all the fat people when I want to stand behind one ?" I'm here. Better hurry though,it's dropping off fast. No touching my arse | |||
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"Should obese passengers pay more for their air fare? Why should we pay extra to take a few more pounds in our luggage when overweight passengers can carry huge amounts and pay the same........ Just a thought." They do if they need 2 seats | |||
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"I have another idea. All those less than 6'2" or not travelling with someone over that height should be banned from extra legroom seats. I have to book flights months in advance and when I get to my seat I find some dwarf who just fancied a bit more room. At 6'7" if I don't have an extra legroom seat I can't fly. Furthermore I am likely to be over whatever weight the airlines come up with. Height is a disability!!!" I'm with you on that one - I hardly ever manage to sit next to my (big tall lanky) husband on planes because there's some short arse bastards, who you have no confidence could actually open the emergency exit if required, in practically all the extra legroom seats. | |||
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"I have another idea. All those less than 6'2" or not travelling with someone over that height should be banned from extra legroom seats. I have to book flights months in advance and when I get to my seat I find some dwarf who just fancied a bit more room. At 6'7" if I don't have an extra legroom seat I can't fly. Furthermore I am likely to be over whatever weight the airlines come up with. Height is a disability!!! I'm with you on that one - I hardly ever manage to sit next to my (big tall lanky) husband on planes because there's some short arse bastards, who you have no confidence could actually open the emergency exit if required, in practically all the extra legroom seats. " One short arse BA certified ABP bastard reporting for duty Ms... | |||
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"I have another idea. All those less than 6'2" or not travelling with someone over that height should be banned from extra legroom seats. I have to book flights months in advance and when I get to my seat I find some dwarf who just fancied a bit more room. At 6'7" if I don't have an extra legroom seat I can't fly. Furthermore I am likely to be over whatever weight the airlines come up with. Height is a disability!!!" Shortarse who fancies a little extra room here! | |||
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"I have another idea. All those less than 6'2" or not travelling with someone over that height should be banned from extra legroom seats. I have to book flights months in advance and when I get to my seat I find some dwarf who just fancied a bit more room. At 6'7" if I don't have an extra legroom seat I can't fly. Furthermore I am likely to be over whatever weight the airlines come up with. Height is a disability!!!" Flying economy must be unbearable for you! | |||
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"I have another idea. All those less than 6'2" or not travelling with someone over that height should be banned from extra legroom seats. I have to book flights months in advance and when I get to my seat I find some dwarf who just fancied a bit more room. At 6'7" if I don't have an extra legroom seat I can't fly. Furthermore I am likely to be over whatever weight the airlines come up with. Height is a disability!!! Flying economy must be unbearable for you! " Certainly is!!!! | |||
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"I have another idea. All those less than 6'2" or not travelling with someone over that height should be banned from extra legroom seats. I have to book flights months in advance and when I get to my seat I find some dwarf who just fancied a bit more room. At 6'7" if I don't have an extra legroom seat I can't fly. Furthermore I am likely to be over whatever weight the airlines come up with. Height is a disability!!! I'm with you on that one - I hardly ever manage to sit next to my (big tall lanky) husband on planes because there's some short arse bastards, who you have no confidence could actually open the emergency exit if required, in practically all the extra legroom seats. One short arse BA certified ABP bastard reporting for duty Ms... " Excellent...now get out of my seat | |||
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"I don't think I will get involved with this one..... " Nor I | |||
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"I have another idea. All those less than 6'2" or not travelling with someone over that height should be banned from extra legroom seats. I have to book flights months in advance and when I get to my seat I find some dwarf who just fancied a bit more room. At 6'7" if I don't have an extra legroom seat I can't fly. Furthermore I am likely to be over whatever weight the airlines come up with. Height is a disability!!!" You would hate me then... My wife and kids are short, but I've paid £500 for extra legroom seats for the four of us so that I can get the extra legroom. I'm not that tall, but my legs are disproportionately long and I'm not wanting to spend the first and last day of my holiday in pain. But also I'm not going to fuck off down the other end of the plane on my own. | |||
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"Is this true? That airplane seat belts don't go round fat people, so when the plane takes off, they all roll to the back and that's why the plane goes tail down when it takes off. " they get extensions given to them | |||
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"Is this true? That airplane seat belts don't go round fat people, so when the plane takes off, they all roll to the back and that's why the plane goes tail down when it takes off. " I must not be that fat I can do up the seatbelt | |||
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"Should obese passengers pay more for their air fare? Why should we pay extra to take a few more pounds in our luggage when overweight passengers can carry huge amounts and pay the same........ Just a thought." If airlines introduce a fat knacker tax on bigger passengers, do you think the airlines would reduce baggage charges ? Airlines will take whatever revenue streams they can to maximise profits within their business model. So it doesn't matter if you are sat next to a 60 kilo person or a 120 kilo person, if you need to take a suitcase with you for a week away cos you must have two new outfits for each day you are away, you will still be paying a baggage fee. | |||
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"Should obese passengers pay more for their air fare? Why should we pay extra to take a few more pounds in our luggage when overweight passengers can carry huge amounts and pay the same........ Just a thought." I think I read somewhere that an airline in Fiji or somewhere like that already does. | |||
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"Should obese passengers pay more for their air fare? Why should we pay extra to take a few more pounds in our luggage when overweight passengers can carry huge amounts and pay the same........ Just a thought. I think I read somewhere that an airline in Fiji or somewhere like that already does. " On smaller planes balancing weight is critical On the planes we go to holiday on, not so much as long as they stay within operational parameters of MTOW | |||
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"He left the site, he will be back lol." We should charge him excess baggage when he does | |||
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"He left the site, he will be back lol. We should charge him excess baggage when he does " Yes, we should do that, good idea. | |||
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"Maybe they could have an airline just for overweighted people so there could be more leg room and wider seats. I guess it's a numbers game though so I don't suppose it would get off the ground " Cake air? First flight to battenburg! | |||
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"He left the site, he will be back lol." It wasn't a he it was a they... | |||
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"He left the site, he will be back lol. It wasn't a he it was a they... " Ah yes ty, must of missed it lol x. | |||
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"I know the post may have been read as contentious, however, I do see where the OP was coming from. I've been hit by a charge for having to much hand luggage (weight wise - books) and had to pay a substantial amount. I myself only weigh about 7.7 stone so did it piss me off? Damn bloody right it did!" Buy a kindle | |||
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"I know the post may have been read as contentious, however, I do see where the OP was coming from. I've been hit by a charge for having to much hand luggage (weight wise - books) and had to pay a substantial amount. I myself only weigh about 7.7 stone so did it piss me off? Damn bloody right it did! Buy a kindle " I have one now, but they weren't out then! Smart arse | |||
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"Maybe they could have an airline just for overweighted people so there could be more leg room and wider seats. I guess it's a numbers game though so I don't suppose it would get off the ground Cake air? First flight to battenburg!" Then on to Genoa and Vienna...... | |||
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"I know the post may have been read as contentious, however, I do see where the OP was coming from. I've been hit by a charge for having to much hand luggage (weight wise - books) and had to pay a substantial amount. I myself only weigh about 7.7 stone so did it piss me off? Damn bloody right it did!" I didn't take the O.P seriously. Don't know why they took the hump .... | |||
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"And the wink at the end means it's all just a bit of jolly fun folks Sadly this! " So it's ok to be an offensive moron if you put a wink at the end??? | |||
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"Should obese passengers pay more for their air fare? Why should we pay extra to take a few more pounds in our luggage when overweight passengers can carry huge amounts and pay the same........ Just a thought." You can always pack your Y fronts up your arse that would save some room! | |||
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"And the wink at the end means it's all just a bit of jolly fun folks Sadly this! So it's ok to be an offensive moron if you put a wink at the end??? " Certainly not! I wasn't offended though. I guess knowing when someone is trolling is key. I think today's aftermath of this has been both amusing and lighthearted considering. | |||
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"I know the post may have been read as contentious, however, I do see where the OP was coming from. I've been hit by a charge for having to much hand luggage (weight wise - books) and had to pay a substantial amount. I myself only weigh about 7.7 stone so did it piss me off? Damn bloody right it did! I didn't take the O.P seriously. Don't know why they took the hump .... " I've no idea either, but it was apparently a news items being discussed today! So they didn't randomly select it. | |||
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"And the wink at the end means it's all just a bit of jolly fun folks Sadly this! So it's ok to be an offensive moron if you put a wink at the end??? Certainly not! I wasn't offended though. I guess knowing when someone is trolling is key. I think today's aftermath of this has been both amusing and lighthearted considering. " Really? I would have been put off posting in the forums after the threads gleaned from this one if I was new to them. I didn't find them funny one bit. | |||
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"And the wink at the end means it's all just a bit of jolly fun folks Sadly this! So it's ok to be an offensive moron if you put a wink at the end??? Certainly not! I wasn't offended though. I guess knowing when someone is trolling is key. I think today's aftermath of this has been both amusing and lighthearted considering. " It's been a great thread, full of actual factual information and general piss taking banter. Top marks Fabbers. | |||
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"And the wink at the end means it's all just a bit of jolly fun folks Sadly this! So it's ok to be an offensive moron if you put a wink at the end??? Certainly not! I wasn't offended though. I guess knowing when someone is trolling is key. I think today's aftermath of this has been both amusing and lighthearted considering. Really? I would have been put off posting in the forums after the threads gleaned from this one if I was new to them. I didn't find them funny one bit." Well I guess you can't please everyone but I thought the bacon banter today has been a lot of fun. Sometimes you just have to ignore the stuff that is posted to knock a rise out of you. Only I can control how I feel about things and frankly I think someone who posts deliberately to create friction or tension isn't worth getting my knickers in a twist over. I tucked in my extra layer of lard and sat in the space with extra legroom and used the forums for their purpose of wasting my time talking nonsense. | |||
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"So I weigh just over 15 and the OH about 10, so as we usually travel together, we're under the 'average' Per person, I'd pay yet as a couple, the airline would be quids in So using the OPs analogy on the weight balance, where do the comparisons stop ? " Not really quids in its had to be raised it used to be a lot less lol | |||
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