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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You catch a cold from sitting on stone walls... ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I thought that was piles?

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By *ig1gaz1Man  over a year ago

bradford

you catch colds from kissing others

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Piles we where told as kids

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

nope. I did not know that. I do know that if some rude woman sits beside you and projectile sneezes in your direction without even attempting to find a tissue to hold in front of her mouth it causes me to catch the furious bug.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"nope. I did not know that. I do know that if some rude woman sits beside you and projectile sneezes in your direction without even attempting to find a tissue to hold in front of her mouth it causes me to catch the furious bug. "

You are so silly. It's when your bum cheeks get chilled. It can sometimes be on a brick wall too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was also told that eating pure sugar gave you worms, touching toads gave you warts, and chewing gum stayed inside you for 7 years if you swallowed it *nods sagely*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was always told piles lol xx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I thought that was piles?"

Well if you sit on piles of stones I think that'll give you a cold too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And if you do it standing up you can't get preggers....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I was also told that eating pure sugar gave you worms, touching toads gave you warts, and chewing gum stayed inside you for 7 years if you swallowed it *nods sagely*"

You are half educated. The gum wrapped around your ribs and you died !

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By *om and JennieCouple  over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I thought colds were viral

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"And if you do it standing up you can't get preggers....

"

You had to jump up n down after tho

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I thought colds were viral "

Only on facebook

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If the person is naked........

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"you catch colds from kissing others "

ewwwwwwwww i wouldn't even kiss my own

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi Granny Crumpet!

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"And if you do it standing up you can't get preggers...."

No, if the guy keeps his socks on you can't get pregnant.

Also food eaten standing up doesn't have any calories.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And if you do it standing up you can't get preggers....

You had to jump up n down after tho "

Damn! That's why I have 2 children....

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

I didn't know that either...

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"nope. I did not know that. I do know that if some rude woman sits beside you and projectile sneezes in your direction without even attempting to find a tissue to hold in front of her mouth it causes me to catch the furious bug.

You are so silly. It's when your bum cheeks get chilled. It can sometimes be on a brick wall too. "

Doh! I've had it wrong all these years

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Hi Granny Crumpet!"

Hi Person I don't know

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"And if you do it standing up you can't get preggers....

No, if the guy keeps his socks on you can't get pregnant.

Also food eaten standing up doesn't have any calories."

Really ? Is a dough nut in the bush worth two doughnuts in the bag ?

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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Never, ever under any circumstances whatsoever swallow an apple pip. A tree will sprout in your stomach and the first you will know about it is when a twig grows out of your bottom :truefact:

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought that was piles?"

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"And if you do it standing up you can't get preggers....

No, if the guy keeps his socks on you can't get pregnant.

Also food eaten standing up doesn't have any calories.

Really ? Is a dough nut in the bush worth two doughnuts in the bag ?"

Only if it's hoopla'd over a cock

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Never, ever under any circumstances whatsoever swallow an apple pip. A tree will sprout in your stomach and the first you will know about it is when a twig grows out of your bottom :truefact:"

At least the pies come out warmed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shakespeare invented the word “assassination” and “bump.”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you have sex standing on your head you cant get pregnant !!!

If you rub butter on the bridge of your nose, it unblocks it

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I was told if I swallowed Apple pips a tree would grow inside me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Shakespeare invented the word “assassination” and “bump.”"

Did he have two bums or two donkeys ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And if you do it standing up you can't get preggers....

"

Nooo. If you go on top you can't get preggers. Gravity init.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Shakespeare invented the word “assassination” and “bump.”

Did he have two bums or two donkeys ?"

Do Romeo and Juliet count as a pair of asses?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never, ever under any circumstances whatsoever swallow an apple pip. A tree will sprout in your stomach and the first you will know about it is when a twig grows out of your bottom :truefact:"

When I was 8 I pushed a dried pea into my ear and it got stuck. The gp couldn't get it out, the nearest hospital couldn't get it out, so I was sent to a hospital 40 miles away for a GA the next day. It was removed and had already started sprouting

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"I was told if I swallowed Apple pips a tree would grow inside me "

You too!

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Never, ever under any circumstances whatsoever swallow an apple pip. A tree will sprout in your stomach and the first you will know about it is when a twig grows out of your bottom :truefact:

When I was 8 I pushed a dried pea into my ear and it got stuck. The gp couldn't get it out, the nearest hospital couldn't get it out, so I was sent to a hospital 40 miles away for a GA the next day. It was removed and had already started sprouting "

You see medical evidence of my fact. . Stomach acid notwithstanding

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Never, ever under any circumstances whatsoever swallow an apple pip. A tree will sprout in your stomach and the first you will know about it is when a twig grows out of your bottom :truefact:

When I was 8 I pushed a dried pea into my ear and it got stuck. The gp couldn't get it out, the nearest hospital couldn't get it out, so I was sent to a hospital 40 miles away for a GA the next day. It was removed and had already started sprouting "

How can a PEA sprout ? Do you mean it had started peeing ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never, ever under any circumstances whatsoever swallow an apple pip. A tree will sprout in your stomach and the first you will know about it is when a twig grows out of your bottom :truefact:

When I was 8 I pushed a dried pea into my ear and it got stuck. The gp couldn't get it out, the nearest hospital couldn't get it out, so I was sent to a hospital 40 miles away for a GA the next day. It was removed and had already started sprouting

How can a PEA sprout ? Do you mean it had started peeing ?"

*puts on best RP accent* The process of germination had commenced due to favourable temperature and humidity levels within the ear canal.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never, ever under any circumstances whatsoever swallow an apple pip. A tree will sprout in your stomach and the first you will know about it is when a twig grows out of your bottom :truefact:

When I was 8 I pushed a dried pea into my ear and it got stuck. The gp couldn't get it out, the nearest hospital couldn't get it out, so I was sent to a hospital 40 miles away for a GA the next day. It was removed and had already started sprouting

How can a PEA sprout ? Do you mean it had started peeing ?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i was told raw spuds gave you worms -

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Green spuds send you insane

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Green spuds send you insane "

My dad was very careful to ensure that I didn't eat spuds with any green on them when I was pregnant.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

glycoalkaloids

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place

I swallowed an ice cube whole. I waited ages for it to pass through me but it never did. It must be stuck inside.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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"glycoalkaloids"

I had mine put at the same time as my tonsils.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did you know if you participate in a matchmaking thread your typing becomes invisible.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My mum told us as kids putting salt on your food makes it go cold.......I didn't believe her but my brother and sister did (who are aurora and you would think she would no better!) even now they literally cover their food in so much salt doesn't matter how many times I tell them!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My mum told us as kids putting salt on your food makes it go cold.......I didn't believe her but my brother and sister did (who are aurora and you would think she would no better!) even now they literally cover their food in so much salt doesn't matter how many times I tell them!"

That's meant to say autistic!!!!!!

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By *nleashedCrakenMan  over a year ago

Widnes


"I was also told that eating pure sugar gave you worms, touching toads gave you warts, and chewing gum stayed inside you for 7 years if you swallowed it *nods sagely*"

I was told exactly the same things. !!!

It must be true I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My mum still insists that if I go out with wet hair I will get arthritis in my neck.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan  over a year ago

Widnes


"And if you do it standing up you can't get preggers....

"

I never get preggers any how.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan  over a year ago

Widnes


"Green spuds send you insane "

Actually green spuds can kill you, that is a real fact.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And if you do it standing up you can't get preggers....

I never get preggers any how. "

What's your secret? I'm on number three

If I was a woman for a day, I'd give birth. That's totally an experience I'd never regret, nor want again

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Did you know if you participate in a matchmaking thread your typing becomes invisible....."

Lol I can believe it my typing is invisible on almost every thread I post on . It is also true that all the mentions we get on the "popularity" threads become invisible

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By *entaur_UKMan  over a year ago

Cannock


"My mum still insists that if I go out with wet hair I will get arthritis in my neck."

My nan used to tell me don't go out with wet hair or you'll catch a cold.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman  over a year ago

Back where I belong


"My mum still insists that if I go out with wet hair I will get arthritis in my neck.

My nan used to tell me don't go out with wet hair or you'll catch a cold. "

My nan told me that and if you told lies you got a pimple on your tongue

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Cold sores come from kissing boys.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was told beauty is in the eye of the beholder and that many hands make light work and that threes a crowd but in the swinging world they couldn't be further from the truth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you pull a face and the wind changed direction your face will stay like it for ever x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Montana mountain goats butt heads so hard that sometimes their hooves fall off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If a woman shouts in a forest and theres no man to hear her, is she still wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you pull a face and the wind changed direction your face will stay like it for ever x"
I never knew that I just did it and stood outside now I can't stop smiling

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you pull a face and the wind changed direction your face will stay like it for ever xI never knew that I just did it and stood outside now I can't stop smiling "

Stop perving fab and your smile will be gone with the wind though

I was told if I look at a screen too long, I'll get square eyes.... Still trying to work out how long is too long

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you know if you participate in a matchmaking thread your typing becomes invisible.....

Lol I can believe it my typing is invisible on almost every thread I post on . It is also true that all the mentions we get on the "popularity" threads become invisible "

I've just started a thread about being invisible on the forums.

I bet you can't see it.....

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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"Did you know if you participate in a matchmaking thread your typing becomes invisible.....

Lol I can believe it my typing is invisible on almost every thread I post on . It is also true that all the mentions we get on the "popularity" threads become invisible

I've just started a thread about being invisible on the forums.

I bet you can't see it..... "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All polar bears are left handed

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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"All polar bears are left handed"

Polar bears have hands?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cold sores come from kissing boys. "

They do if the boy has a coldsore!

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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Love bites give you cancer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I heard too much wanking makes you go blind yet we all seem to find our way to next meet

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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"I heard too much wanking makes you go blind yet we all seem to find our way to next meet "

But loads of us wear glasses

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I heard too much wanking makes you go blind yet we all seem to find our way to next meet

But loads of us wear glasses "

Isn't Wanking a province in China?

Which reminds me, how hi is a chinaman.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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"I heard too much wanking makes you go blind yet we all seem to find our way to next meet

But loads of us wear glasses

Isn't Wanking a province in China?

Which reminds me, how hi is a chinaman. "

Is he? So is Wan Hung Lo.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan  over a year ago

derby

I was told when I was a kid if you put a Tooth under yer pillow the tooth fairy Will come and collect it, I,ve got a Stockpile under there now ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I heard too much wanking makes you go blind yet we all seem to find our way to next meet

But loads of us wear glasses "

try drinking out of them instead ,hugs

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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"I heard too much wanking makes you go blind yet we all seem to find our way to next meet

But loads of us wear glasses try drinking out of them instead ,hugs "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I heard too much wanking makes you go blind yet we all seem to find our way to next meet

But loads of us wear glasses

Isn't Wanking a province in China?

Which reminds me, how hi is a chinaman.

Is he? So is Wan Hung Lo. "

Waiter, this chicken is rubbery!

Ah, fang you verr much.

I'd better stop this before I get accused of casual racism.

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