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nope. I did not know that. I do know that if some rude woman sits beside you and projectile sneezes in your direction without even attempting to find a tissue to hold in front of her mouth it causes me to catch the furious bug. |
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"nope. I did not know that. I do know that if some rude woman sits beside you and projectile sneezes in your direction without even attempting to find a tissue to hold in front of her mouth it causes me to catch the furious bug. "
You are so silly. It's when your bum cheeks get chilled. It can sometimes be on a brick wall too. |
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I was also told that eating pure sugar gave you worms, touching toads gave you warts, and chewing gum stayed inside you for 7 years if you swallowed it *nods sagely* |
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"I was also told that eating pure sugar gave you worms, touching toads gave you warts, and chewing gum stayed inside you for 7 years if you swallowed it *nods sagely*"
You are half educated. The gum wrapped around your ribs and you died !
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"nope. I did not know that. I do know that if some rude woman sits beside you and projectile sneezes in your direction without even attempting to find a tissue to hold in front of her mouth it causes me to catch the furious bug.
You are so silly. It's when your bum cheeks get chilled. It can sometimes be on a brick wall too. "
Doh! I've had it wrong all these years |
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"And if you do it standing up you can't get preggers....
No, if the guy keeps his socks on you can't get pregnant.
Also food eaten standing up doesn't have any calories."
Really ? Is a dough nut in the bush worth two doughnuts in the bag ? |
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"And if you do it standing up you can't get preggers....
No, if the guy keeps his socks on you can't get pregnant.
Also food eaten standing up doesn't have any calories.
Really ? Is a dough nut in the bush worth two doughnuts in the bag ?"
Only if it's hoopla'd over a cock |
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"Never, ever under any circumstances whatsoever swallow an apple pip. A tree will sprout in your stomach and the first you will know about it is when a twig grows out of your bottom :truefact:"
At least the pies come out warmed. |
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"Never, ever under any circumstances whatsoever swallow an apple pip. A tree will sprout in your stomach and the first you will know about it is when a twig grows out of your bottom :truefact:"
When I was 8 I pushed a dried pea into my ear and it got stuck. The gp couldn't get it out, the nearest hospital couldn't get it out, so I was sent to a hospital 40 miles away for a GA the next day. It was removed and had already started sprouting |
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"Never, ever under any circumstances whatsoever swallow an apple pip. A tree will sprout in your stomach and the first you will know about it is when a twig grows out of your bottom :truefact:
When I was 8 I pushed a dried pea into my ear and it got stuck. The gp couldn't get it out, the nearest hospital couldn't get it out, so I was sent to a hospital 40 miles away for a GA the next day. It was removed and had already started sprouting "
You see medical evidence of my fact. . Stomach acid notwithstanding |
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"Never, ever under any circumstances whatsoever swallow an apple pip. A tree will sprout in your stomach and the first you will know about it is when a twig grows out of your bottom :truefact:
When I was 8 I pushed a dried pea into my ear and it got stuck. The gp couldn't get it out, the nearest hospital couldn't get it out, so I was sent to a hospital 40 miles away for a GA the next day. It was removed and had already started sprouting "
How can a PEA sprout ? Do you mean it had started peeing ? |
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"Never, ever under any circumstances whatsoever swallow an apple pip. A tree will sprout in your stomach and the first you will know about it is when a twig grows out of your bottom :truefact:
When I was 8 I pushed a dried pea into my ear and it got stuck. The gp couldn't get it out, the nearest hospital couldn't get it out, so I was sent to a hospital 40 miles away for a GA the next day. It was removed and had already started sprouting
How can a PEA sprout ? Do you mean it had started peeing ?"
*puts on best RP accent* The process of germination had commenced due to favourable temperature and humidity levels within the ear canal. |
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"Never, ever under any circumstances whatsoever swallow an apple pip. A tree will sprout in your stomach and the first you will know about it is when a twig grows out of your bottom :truefact:
When I was 8 I pushed a dried pea into my ear and it got stuck. The gp couldn't get it out, the nearest hospital couldn't get it out, so I was sent to a hospital 40 miles away for a GA the next day. It was removed and had already started sprouting
How can a PEA sprout ? Do you mean it had started peeing ?" |
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My mum told us as kids putting salt on your food makes it go cold.......I didn't believe her but my brother and sister did (who are aurora and you would think she would no better!) even now they literally cover their food in so much salt doesn't matter how many times I tell them! |
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"My mum told us as kids putting salt on your food makes it go cold.......I didn't believe her but my brother and sister did (who are aurora and you would think she would no better!) even now they literally cover their food in so much salt doesn't matter how many times I tell them!"
That's meant to say autistic!!!!!! |
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"I was also told that eating pure sugar gave you worms, touching toads gave you warts, and chewing gum stayed inside you for 7 years if you swallowed it *nods sagely*"
I was told exactly the same things. !!!
It must be true I guess. |
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"And if you do it standing up you can't get preggers....
I never get preggers any how. "
What's your secret? I'm on number three
If I was a woman for a day, I'd give birth. That's totally an experience I'd never regret, nor want again |
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"Did you know if you participate in a matchmaking thread your typing becomes invisible....."
Lol I can believe it my typing is invisible on almost every thread I post on . It is also true that all the mentions we get on the "popularity" threads become invisible |
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"My mum still insists that if I go out with wet hair I will get arthritis in my neck.
My nan used to tell me don't go out with wet hair or you'll catch a cold. "
My nan told me that and if you told lies you got a pimple on your tongue |
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I was told beauty is in the eye of the beholder and that many hands make light work and that threes a crowd but in the swinging world they couldn't be further from the truth |
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"If you pull a face and the wind changed direction your face will stay like it for ever x" I never knew that I just did it and stood outside now I can't stop smiling |
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"If you pull a face and the wind changed direction your face will stay like it for ever xI never knew that I just did it and stood outside now I can't stop smiling "
Stop perving fab and your smile will be gone with the wind though
I was told if I look at a screen too long, I'll get square eyes.... Still trying to work out how long is too long |
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"Did you know if you participate in a matchmaking thread your typing becomes invisible.....
Lol I can believe it my typing is invisible on almost every thread I post on . It is also true that all the mentions we get on the "popularity" threads become invisible "
I've just started a thread about being invisible on the forums.
I bet you can't see it..... |
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"Did you know if you participate in a matchmaking thread your typing becomes invisible.....
Lol I can believe it my typing is invisible on almost every thread I post on . It is also true that all the mentions we get on the "popularity" threads become invisible
I've just started a thread about being invisible on the forums.
I bet you can't see it..... "
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"I heard too much wanking makes you go blind yet we all seem to find our way to next meet
But loads of us wear glasses "
Isn't Wanking a province in China?
Which reminds me, how hi is a chinaman. |
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"I heard too much wanking makes you go blind yet we all seem to find our way to next meet
But loads of us wear glasses
Isn't Wanking a province in China?
Which reminds me, how hi is a chinaman. "
Is he? So is Wan Hung Lo. |
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"I heard too much wanking makes you go blind yet we all seem to find our way to next meet
But loads of us wear glasses
Isn't Wanking a province in China?
Which reminds me, how hi is a chinaman.
Is he? So is Wan Hung Lo. "
Waiter, this chicken is rubbery!
Ah, fang you verr much.
I'd better stop this before I get accused of casual racism.
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