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Sir Elton John and David Furnish have a bady.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Born on christmas day a little boy Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John was born in California to a surrogate... Do you think thay used there own sperm ?????? I am sure both will make really good parents and we will be seeing him alot in the papers and mags in years to come. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Well it start of saying friends of Elton John congratulate him becaming a father so i am not sure ? if his or Davids or sperm from other man ? I hope its Eltons xx |
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"Did they both wank into a cup & then mix it with a teaspoon so they are both "Daddy"?
mmm, delicious...when can we do it?"
Shave your cock and head on over.
(you've set 'gender' wrong on your profile. Again) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Too old!
Why people wait until they've one foot in the grave before having children is beyond me. Poor child, another accessory for this vain, vacuous man! 
Will probably get Hugh Hefner to be the godfather! |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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Disagree with it if I am honest. If they were younger then cool....but they are too old for a baby. The thought of parents of a teenager in their 60's/70's is daft.  .
plus Elton is a spoilt ranting diva when he doesn't get his own way so a recipe for a disaster. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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plus Elton is a spoilt ranting diva when he doesn't get his own way so a recipe for a disaster. "
actually I take the above line back.. it is too much like POT, KETTLE, BLACK.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"good luck to them
got plenty of money to make sure the kid has the best of everything.
a healthy bank balance does not make a good parent!!"
no it doesnt. but if the fooker dies the kid is rich,rich,RICH!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"good luck to them
got plenty of money to make sure the kid has the best of everything.
a healthy bank balance does not make a good parent!!
no it doesnt. but if the fooker dies the kid is rich,rich,RICH!! "
I'm sure a wad of cash can cuddle and comfort you when you're alone, so that's alright then!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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plus Elton is a spoilt ranting diva when he doesn't get his own way so a recipe for a disaster.
actually I take the above line back.. it is too much like POT, KETTLE, BLACK.
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Tee hee...yeah, but you're not a 62 year old in charge of a new born...so I think we'll overlook your foibles! |
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plus Elton is a spoilt ranting diva when he doesn't get his own way so a recipe for a disaster.
actually I take the above line back.. it is too much like POT, KETTLE, BLACK.
Tee hee...yeah, but you're not a 62 year old in charge of a new born...so I think we'll overlook your foibles! "
Nobody has looked at his 'foibles' in years.
It's why he's such a prissy queen.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How'd you know it's a bady already?! 
*gets coat*"
dont think it would be on the news in papers and on the net if not real bady ... lol we will know if Eltons if he ends up with Big glasses , lol x |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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plus Elton is a spoilt ranting diva when he doesn't get his own way so a recipe for a disaster.
actually I take the above line back.. it is too much like POT, KETTLE, BLACK.
Tee hee...yeah, but you're not a 62 year old in charge of a new born...so I think we'll overlook your foibles!
Nobody has looked at his 'foibles' in years.
It's why he's such a prissy queen.
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Oi Looby fucking Lou... I read that..
minces away muttering REVENGE !!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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See what you done now sensual.... you've put View in a hissy and he's swearing. I can feel the ground trembling from here with his foot stamping........Big trouble cometh your way.  |
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By *iewMan
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"See what you done now sensual.... you've put View in a hissy and he's swearing. I can feel the ground trembling from here with his foot stamping........Big trouble cometh your way. "
I am going for a little nap.... the sales exhausted me.
then.. he's mine.......  |
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"Too old!
Why people wait until they've one foot in the grave before having children is beyond me"
Some sections of society still refuse to accept homosexuality, gawd knows what the outcry would've been like had they tried 20 years ago. |
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"See what you done now sensual.... you've put View in a hissy and he's swearing. I can feel the ground trembling from here with his foot stamping........Big trouble cometh your way.
I am going for a little nap.... the sales exhausted me.
then.. he's mine....... "
good thing we know and love you here or we may be worried , lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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No matter what are the merits for any argument as to whether Elton and David will or will not be good parents,,
That’s poor kid is going to be a life long target of inquisitive public interest, and no amount of protection or cosseting with stop the attempts of mentally damaging media intrusion probing every angle of it upbringing in order to sell the ongoing story's surrounding its life and its parents lives…..So its destined for either a life in a goldfish bowl or one of a semi reclusive,,,, neither being the best environment for a child or indeed an adult,,,,,, but at least an adult can freely choose to be there or not as the case maybe
And yeah,, so what, at some point in its life it will no doubt get access loads of money… but, big deal…
I genuinly wish the child all the best and hope its life can be as normal as possible
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Too old!
Why people wait until they've one foot in the grave before having children is beyond me
Some sections of society still refuse to accept homosexuality, gawd knows what the outcry would've been like had they tried 20 years ago."
My comment had nothing to do with sexuality! It was purely on age.
There is an age limit for mere mortals to adopt I'm sure...and 62 isn't it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Too old!
Why people wait until they've one foot in the grave before having children is beyond me
Some sections of society still refuse to accept homosexuality, gawd knows what the outcry would've been like had they tried 20 years ago.
My comment had nothing to do with sexuality! It was purely on age.
There is an age limit for mere mortals to adopt I'm sure...and 62 isn't it!"
What is the age people should stop having babys? I am 40s now i would be a better mum now then when i was 18/ and 20s i am sure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Too old!
Why people wait until they've one foot in the grave before having children is beyond me
Some sections of society still refuse to accept homosexuality, gawd knows what the outcry would've been like had they tried 20 years ago.
My comment had nothing to do with sexuality! It was purely on age.
There is an age limit for mere mortals to adopt I'm sure...and 62 isn't it! What is the age people should stop having babys? I am 40s now i would be a better mum now then when i was 18/ and 20s i am sure. "
There is a reason Mother Nature takes away our ability to have children by a certain age: we're too old! If old women want to be mistaken for their kids nan and delude themselves their bodies are just like a twenty something, that is personal choice.
If old people don't mind leaving their kids alone as long as they can be parents then I pity the poor child.
These forums are beginning to annoy me a little. People post on an open forum but only seem to want people to post on it if you're in total agreement with them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Disagree with it if I am honest. If they were younger then cool....but they are too old for a baby. The thought of parents of a teenager in their 60's/70's is daft. .
plus Elton is a spoilt ranting diva when he doesn't get his own way so a recipe for a disaster. "
love is all you need, age is irrelevant. money helps. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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Defo agree love is paramount.. and they will love the child. Have no doubt about that.
and the nanny will also and the nanny's assistant and possibly the assistant to the assistant of the nanny.
but good luck to them all and wish them all happiness
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"...Elton John went to tattooist and said I want a rolls royce tattooed on my cock,
he said you'd be better off with a land rover it won't get stuck in the shit!
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I think he has to much class to have a tattoo there ... . WOULD look sweet but Elton like bling better then tatas x lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Will probably get Hugh Hefner to be the godfather!
Hugh Hefner already IS the godfather baby!
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you know who will be God mother Liz Hurley i bet 10 pounds on it , lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"and at least they've both got experience putting talc on sore arses "
well lets hope so soon have a crying baby on there hands .. ok nanny will have crying baby , lol |
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The crying, the whining, the temper tantrums when he doesn’t get his own way, the constant and unending demanding of attention, spitting the dummy out. Not to mention struggling to sleep through the night ‘cos he’s wet himself and wants a feed at 3am.
And now David Furnish has a baby to deal with too.
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"Too old!
Why people wait until they've one foot in the grave before having children is beyond me. Poor child, another accessory for this vain, vacuous man! "
Well said! Who said money can't buy happiness eh? |
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"Too old!
Why people wait until they've one foot in the grave before having children is beyond me. Poor child, another accessory for this vain, vacuous man!
Well said! Who said money can't buy happiness eh? "
I'll pick you up in my Lear Jet.
You can sit on my face as we fly to my private Island.
Trust me, we'll both be happy. |
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"Too old!
Why people wait until they've one foot in the grave before having children is beyond me. Poor child, another accessory for this vain, vacuous man!
Well said! Who said money can't buy happiness eh? "
A skint jealous person |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The crying, the whining, the temper tantrums when he doesn’t get his own way, the constant and unending demanding of attention, spitting the dummy out. Not to mention struggling to sleep through the night ‘cos he’s wet himself and wants a feed at 3am.
And now David Furnish has a baby to deal with too.
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lololololol  thanks for that , lol |
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"Too old!
Why people wait until they've one foot in the grave before having children is beyond me. Poor child, another accessory for this vain, vacuous man!
Well said! Who said money can't buy happiness eh?
A skint jealous person "
*ahem* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Too old!
Why people wait until they've one foot in the grave before having children is beyond me. Poor child, another accessory for this vain, vacuous man!
Well said! Who said money can't buy happiness eh?
A skint jealous person
*ahem*"
Yes, ahem. I forgot to respond to the first part. They wait that long so they're dead by the time the kid becomes a teenager. Very wise thinking, in fact. Genius. |
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"Too old!
Why people wait until they've one foot in the grave before having children is beyond me. Poor child, another accessory for this vain, vacuous man!
Well said! Who said money can't buy happiness eh?
A skint jealous person
*ahem*
Yes, ahem. I forgot to respond to the first part. They wait that long so they're dead by the time the kid becomes a teenager. Very wise thinking, in fact. Genius."
BY jove, I think the girl is onto something.
*winces at thought of dishevelled teen bedroom one floor up* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Too old!
Why people wait until they've one foot in the grave
Yes, ahem. I forgot to respond to the first part. They wait that long so they're dead by the time the kid becomes a teenager. Very wise thinking, in fact. Genius."
Must be lovely having babys when your older i am in 40s would love more John keeps say no ... as 4 lots of school feees was all he could take , lol Elton could live to 100 and Davids 30S 40S not old. |
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he could be straight, oh my, how will they cope with a teenage son chock full of raging hormones!? 