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An 85 year old man visits his doctor to get a sperm count. He's given a jar and told to bring back a sample. The next day he returns to the doctor with an empty jar.
"What happened?" says the doctor.
"Well," the old man starts, "I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left - nothing. Then she tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called Evelyn, the lady next door, but still nothing."
The doctor bursts out, "You asked your neighbor?"
"Yep, No matter what we tried we couldn't get that damn jar open." |
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"Anything will do, bum pic, boob pic, jokes....I'm not fussy!!"
lol every time I go to send a pic for one of the i'm out the age range. I'll give you a torso pic in 20 years  |
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"Anything will do, bum pic, boob pic, jokes....I'm not fussy!!"
What do you call and Englishman, Welshman, Scotsman and Irishman at the Rugby World Cup semi finals?
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Stewards |
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"Anything will do, bum pic, boob pic, jokes....I'm not fussy!!
What do you call and Englishman, Welshman, Scotsman and Irishman at the Rugby World Cup semi finals?
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Stewards"
Best joke all night! |
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"Anything will do, bum pic, boob pic, jokes....I'm not fussy!!Awwww sweety shall I bring Trevor McDonald round he's a sex god 
Bring on trev!!"
hey he's a lovely cock .......tale |
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"Anything will do, bum pic, boob pic, jokes....I'm not fussy!!Awwww sweety shall I bring Trevor McDonald round he's a sex god
Bring on trev!!hey he's a lovely cock .......tale "
Surely that's where a cock is the leading role |
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"Anything will do, bum pic, boob pic, jokes....I'm not fussy!!
What do you call and Englishman, Welshman, Scotsman and Irishman at the Rugby World Cup semi finals?
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Stewards
Best joke all night!"
I will be here all week. Dont forget to tip your waitress! |
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