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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

rugby has finished until tomorrow. what will it be squire/m'lady?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"rugby has finished until tomorrow. what will it be squire/m'lady?"

Red wine please, to drown my sorrows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pint of Amstel please barkeep!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cocktails for us tonight please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

G&T please. Double.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have a slow comfortable screw against the wall please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Long Island Iced Tea please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"rugby has finished until tomorrow. what will it be squire/m'lady?

Red wine please, to drown my sorrows

oh dear. have some nuts on the house.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a slow comfortable screw against the wall please

*sloe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Large JD and with ice and a nice ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a slow comfortable screw against the wall please

you can buy one get one free. limited offer. t&c's apply.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pint of Stowfords please! Are there any crisps or nuts??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"G&T please. Double. "

you can. but drink sensibly please, this is a respectable forum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"rugby has finished until tomorrow. what will it be squire/m'lady?

Red wine please, to drown my sorrows

oh dear. have some nuts on the house."

Not sure that will help my sorrows after Sa lost, but will help my hunger

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pint of Stowfords please! Are there any crisps or nuts??"

a lady with red wine and sorrow took the last of the nuts. pork scratchings do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pint of Quager and a fizz bomb chaser please barkeep

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By *adybee77Woman over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Sparkling mineral water, ice and slice please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a slow comfortable screw against the wall please

you can buy one get one free. limited offer. t&c's apply."

Love a good BOGOF

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pint of Amstel please barkeep! "

you may have a tankard young squire

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sparkling mineral water, ice and slice please "

ding ding. attention bar. we have the nominated driver for tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pint of Quager and a fizz bomb chaser please barkeep

coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cocktails for us tonight please

xx "

one or two umbrellas?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

7 pints of peroni plz.... when you have done 7, do another 2 cos I would have had 2 bu then

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By *adybee77Woman over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"Sparkling mineral water, ice and slice please

ding ding. attention bar. we have the nominated driver for tonight."

Yeah thats right - just because someone chooses not to drink they automatically become everyones free lift home... excellent. Thats so much fun for me, having to stay until everyone wants to leave as they get pissed. Reminds me why I don't often go to the pub.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A nice cold glass of lager for me please

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

strawberrys and cream schnapps with milk and lots of ice please, make it a large one will you...pint glass will do..thanks

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm having a Jim beam black cherry and cherry Pepsi Max as we speak

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

Pitcher of Mojito please, one glass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dark rum and please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rioja please , just open the bottle and leave it please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rose wine plz x thank you

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By *aneandpaulCouple over a year ago

cleveleys

Gin and Tonic with ice and a slice here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"7 pints of peroni plz.... when you have done 7, do another 2 cos I would have had 2 bu then

bu then?? i think youve had enough. youre barred.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm having a Jim beam black cherry and cherry Pepsi Max as we speak

please. no drinks from other bars in this establishment.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fancy some bubbles tonight

Can I have some proseccco please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gin and Tonic with ice and a slice here"

simple. done.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" a lady with red wine and sorrow took the last of the nuts. pork scratchings do?"

Sorry I don't like it when you get a hairy scratching!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have a pint of lager and what ever the beautiful lady is having.......if she ever turns up that is.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pitcher of Mojito please, one glass

hmm can i see some id please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a pint of lager and what ever the beautiful lady is having.......if she ever turns up that is.....

lager and beer googles for later sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dark rum and please

not served that in ages. a good choice madam

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I fancy some bubbles tonight

Can I have some proseccco please

certainly. mind they dont go up your nose

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rose wine plz x thank you

a large glass?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fancy some bubbles tonight

Can I have some proseccco please

certainly. mind they dont go up your nose"

And a tissue please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you do bar meals?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

White coffee please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vodka straight up. Need it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"strawberrys and cream schnapps with milk and lots of ice please, make it a large one will you...pint glass will do..thanks

xx"

this is not val d'isere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Vodka straight up. Need it. "

certainly. straight up where madam?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vodka straight up. Need it.

certainly. straight up where madam?"

Well as I'm not getting lucky now and where you like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" a lady with red wine and sorrow took the last of the nuts. pork scratchings do?

Sorry I don't like it when you get a hairy scratching!!"

Sorry I stole all the nuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fancy a gin and tonic with pink grapefruit juice please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will need a double vodka as soon as I get back from Asda

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Make mine a large pint of Smooth

Cal

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Make mine a large pint of Smooth

Cal"

certainly sir. your seat at the end of the bar is reserved.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I fancy a gin and tonic with pink grapefruit juice please

made your mind up? fancy or want?

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By *p4funCouple over a year ago

Plymouth

G&t Plymouth gin ice slice in a tall glass please xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Vodka straight up. Need it.

certainly. straight up where madam?

Well as I'm not getting lucky now and where you like"

there's a lady with a large wine i think you could sit with.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vodka straight up. Need it.

certainly. straight up where madam?

Well as I'm not getting lucky now and where you like

there's a lady with a large wine i think you could sit with."

Show me!! We can drown our sorrows together!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"G&t Plymouth gin ice slice in a tall glass please xx

very refreshing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vodka straight up. Need it.

certainly. straight up where madam?

Well as I'm not getting lucky now and where you like

there's a lady with a large wine i think you could sit with.

Show me!! We can drown our sorrows together!"

I'm drowning my sorrows with wine, care to join me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"7 pints of peroni plz.... when you have done 7, do another 2 cos I would have had 2 bu then

bu then?? i think youve had enough. youre barred."

mfao...pisshed I fisnk nosht

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fancy a gin and tonic with pink grapefruit juice please

made your mind up? fancy or want?"

You were too slow I've gone elsewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

pink grapefruit? just as well youve gone elsewhere. we dont want your kind in here. ruffians!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pink grapefruit? just as well youve gone elsewhere. we dont want your kind in here. ruffians!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't think much of this bar. Still waiting for my drink from hours ago- would have died of thirst by now

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By *ust MonicaWoman over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

I'm happy, happy, happy. Can I have champagne with strawberries please? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't think much of this bar. Still waiting for my drink from hours ago- would have died of thirst by now

Same here ,, tell you what I'll nip behind the bar and get us a bottle of red and we can share

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't think much of this bar. Still waiting for my drink from hours ago- would have died of thirst by now

Same here ,, tell you what I'll nip behind the bar and get us a bottle of red and we can share

Make it a nice full-bodied red babe x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pinot please

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"strawberrys and cream schnapps with milk and lots of ice please, make it a large one will you...pint glass will do..thanks

this is not val d'isere. "

you mean your not serving me?

wtf

on what grounds??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Barkeep. I finished my wine, not so sorrowful, would you like some help behind the bar, I am very experienced

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By *onbons_xxMan over a year ago

Bolton

I'm in a red wine mood, bottle ta

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't think much of this bar. Still waiting for my drink from hours ago- would have died of thirst by now

Same here ,, tell you what I'll nip behind the bar and get us a bottle of red and we can share

Make it a nice full-bodied red babe x"

Rioja reserve suit you madam ?

Full boddied rich and fruity

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm happy, happy, happy. Can I have champagne with strawberries please? Xx"

Looks like thr barkeeper is otherwise engaged.

What are well celebrating tonight? Must be very good, champagne, strawberries coming up, shall I add some edible rose petals to up the mood?

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

Champers for me won a bit at the bookies so may as well, spread the wealth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't think much of this bar. Still waiting for my drink from hours ago- would have died of thirst by now

Same here ,, tell you what I'll nip behind the bar and get us a bottle of red and we can share

Make it a nice full-bodied red babe x

Rioja reserve suit you madam ?

Full boddied rich and fruity

Very sorry for the wait, Rioja you say? Only the finest available here, two glasses, and a nice table over by the fire is available, do enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in a red wine mood, bottle ta

Any preference of the variety?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"strawberrys and cream schnapps with milk and lots of ice please, make it a large one will you...pint glass will do..thanks

this is not val d'isere.

you mean your not serving me?

wtf

on what grounds??"

Oh Suzy, I'll serve you, that sounds like a fabulous d*unk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm still on the g&t because I'm hanging onto the summer before I switch to winter drinks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"strawberrys and cream schnapps with milk and lots of ice please, make it a large one will you...pint glass will do..thanks

this is not val d'isere.

you mean your not serving me?

wtf

on what grounds??

Oh Suzy, I'll serve you, that sounds like a fabulous d*unk

Drink even

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Long Island iced tea please and a straw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pinot please "

Good choice, a large glass?

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"strawberrys and cream schnapps with milk and lots of ice please, make it a large one will you...pint glass will do..thanks

this is not val d'isere.

you mean your not serving me?

wtf

on what grounds??

Oh Suzy, I'll serve you, that sounds like a fabulous d*unk

thankyou.. id appreciate it xx it is a lovely drink like alcoholic milkshake

could i possibly have a straw so i can act like a big kid too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Champers for me won a bit at the bookies so may as well, spread the wealth

I just served a lady the same, giod choice, any strawberries to complement it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm still on the g&t because I'm hanging onto the summer before I switch to winter drinks! "

Ice and a slice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Long Island iced tea please and a straw

Good call, crushed ice or normal?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"strawberrys and cream schnapps with milk and lots of ice please, make it a large one will you...pint glass will do..thanks

this is not val d'isere.

you mean your not serving me?

wtf

on what grounds??

Oh Suzy, I'll serve you, that sounds like a fabulous d*unk

thankyou.. id appreciate it xx it is a lovely drink like alcoholic milkshake

could i possibly have a straw so i can act like a big kid too

Anything for you, straw coming right up xx

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"strawberrys and cream schnapps with milk and lots of ice please, make it a large one will you...pint glass will do..thanks

this is not val d'isere.

you mean your not serving me?

wtf

on what grounds??

Oh Suzy, I'll serve you, that sounds like a fabulous d*unk

thankyou.. id appreciate it xx it is a lovely drink like alcoholic milkshake

could i possibly have a straw so i can act like a big kid too

Anything for you, straw coming right up xx"

thankyou honey xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"strawberrys and cream schnapps with milk and lots of ice please, make it a large one will you...pint glass will do..thanks

this is not val d'isere.

you mean your not serving me?

wtf

on what grounds??

Oh Suzy, I'll serve you, that sounds like a fabulous d*unk

thankyou.. id appreciate it xx it is a lovely drink like alcoholic milkshake

could i possibly have a straw so i can act like a big kid too

Anything for you, straw coming right up xx

thankyou honey xx

Your more than welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll take a tonic water

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take a tonic water"

Ice and lemon?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take a tonic water

Ice and lemon?

Yes please and another glass of red wine for yourself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take a tonic water

Ice and lemon?

Yes please and another glass of red wine for yourself

Ahh thanks, I best take it easy though, can't be d*unk behind the bar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cocktails for me too. -pornstar martini please xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cocktails for me too. -pornstar martini please xx "

Oooh good choice, straw and an umbrella too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vodka straight up. Need it.

certainly. straight up where madam?

Well as I'm not getting lucky now and where you like

there's a lady with a large wine i think you could sit with.

Show me!! We can drown our sorrows together!

I'm drowning my sorrows with wine, care to join me?"

Yes please, men!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take a tonic water

Ice and lemon?

Yes please and another glass of red wine for yourself

Ahh thanks, I best take it easy though, can't be d*unk behind the bar

I'll just wait until your hours are finished then get you d*unk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cocktails for me too. -pornstar martini please xx

Oooh good choice, straw and an umbrella too

Yes pleeease xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vodka straight up. Need it.

certainly. straight up where madam?

Well as I'm not getting lucky now and where you like

there's a lady with a large wine i think you could sit with.

Show me!! We can drown our sorrows together!

I'm drowning my sorrows with wine, care to join me?

Yes please, men!"

Ahh, men indeed

I had 15 hotties let me down earlier on the field of play.

Another vodka for you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cocktails for me too. -pornstar martini please xx

Oooh good choice, straw and an umbrella too

Yes pleeease xx

Xoming right up xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take a tonic water

Ice and lemon?

Yes please and another glass of red wine for yourself

Ahh thanks, I best take it easy though, can't be d*unk behind the bar

I'll just wait until your hours are finished then get you d*unk

Ah now there's an offer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive got some Russian standard platinum.vodka open.. Slurp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ive got some Russian standard platinum.vodka open.. Slurp"

Ah we taking that straight or with a mixer?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two slippery nipples for us please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vodka straight up. Need it.

certainly. straight up where madam?

Well as I'm not getting lucky now and where you like

there's a lady with a large wine i think you could sit with.

Show me!! We can drown our sorrows together!

I'm drowning my sorrows with wine, care to join me?

Yes please, men!

Ahh, men indeed

I had 15 hotties let me down earlier on the field of play.

Another vodka for you?

Yes pleas large! I've had four this week let me down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Two slippery nipples for us please

Most certainly, coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Two slippery nipples for us please

Most certainly, coming right up

"
well thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vodka straight up. Need it.

certainly. straight up where madam?

Well as I'm not getting lucky now and where you like

there's a lady with a large wine i think you could sit with.

Show me!! We can drown our sorrows together!

I'm drowning my sorrows with wine, care to join me?

Yes please, men!

Ahh, men indeed

I had 15 hotties let me down earlier on the field of play.

Another vodka for you?

Yes pleas large! I've had four this week let me down "

Extra large vodka coming up, they obviously were not good enough for you, hopefully a good man will come along quickly for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Two slippery nipples for us please

Most certainly, coming right up

well thankyou

Your welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vodka straight up. Need it.

certainly. straight up where madam?

Well as I'm not getting lucky now and where you like

there's a lady with a large wine i think you could sit with.

Show me!! We can drown our sorrows together!

I'm drowning my sorrows with wine, care to join me?

Yes please, men!

Ahh, men indeed

I had 15 hotties let me down earlier on the field of play.

Another vodka for you?

Yes pleas large! I've had four this week let me down

Extra large vodka coming up, they obviously were not good enough for you, hopefully a good man will come along quickly for you "

I hope so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vodka straight up. Need it.

certainly. straight up where madam?

Well as I'm not getting lucky now and where you like

there's a lady with a large wine i think you could sit with.

Show me!! We can drown our sorrows together!

I'm drowning my sorrows with wine, care to join me?

Yes please, men!

Ahh, men indeed

I had 15 hotties let me down earlier on the field of play.

Another vodka for you?

Yes pleas large! I've had four this week let me down

Extra large vodka coming up, they obviously were not good enough for you, hopefully a good man will come along quickly for you

I hope so"

So do I for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oi bar drinker! Werz mi beerz from erleyer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take a tonic water

Ice and lemon?

Yes please and another glass of red wine for yourself

Ahh thanks, I best take it easy though, can't be d*unk behind the bar

I'll just wait until your hours are finished then get you d*unk

Ah now there's an offer

Just gonna perv the barrista until the bar closes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oi bar drinker! Werz mi beerz from erleyer "

What number are we on now Marmite?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oi bar drinker! Werz mi beerz from erleyer

What number are we on now Marmite?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take a tonic water

Ice and lemon?

Yes please and another glass of red wine for yourself

Ahh thanks, I best take it easy though, can't be d*unk behind the bar

I'll just wait until your hours are finished then get you d*unk

Ah now there's an offer

Just gonna perv the barrista until the bar closes

A barrista is a expert coffee maker, im a connoisseur of alcochol beverage making lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take a tonic water

Ice and lemon?

Yes please and another glass of red wine for yourself

Ahh thanks, I best take it easy though, can't be d*unk behind the bar

I'll just wait until your hours are finished then get you d*unk

Ah now there's an offer

Just gonna perv the barrista until the bar closes

A barrista is a expert coffee maker, im a connoisseur of alcochol beverage making lol

But perve away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take a tonic water

Ice and lemon?

Yes please and another glass of red wine for yourself

Ahh thanks, I best take it easy though, can't be d*unk behind the bar

I'll just wait until your hours are finished then get you d*unk

Ah now there's an offer

Just gonna perv the barrista until the bar closes

A barrista is a expert coffee maker, im a connoisseur of alcochol beverage making lol

Connoisseur of alcohol now consumer of alcohol later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oi bar drinker! Werz mi beerz from erleyer

What number are we on now Marmite?

Good night for you then

Hope your enjoying it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whiyz yooz pikkin onz meee juzt coz I loike a dwink todai ...hic

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Half a pint of larger and a packet of crisps please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whiyz yooz pikkin onz meee juzt coz I loike a dwink todai ...hic"

Lol, is it a celebration? Or just a social night?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Half a pint of larger and a packet of crisps please.

Only half?! Any particular flavour. I have the whole range

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Workiin ard at gettin pessit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Workiin ard at gettin pessit

Sounds fair enough, it is a Saturday after all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol.... beer took so long im stone cold sober again!

Right.... southern comfort by the bottle plz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol.... beer took so long im stone cold sober again!

Right.... southern comfort by the bottle plz

Any lemonade to complement it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol.... beer took so long im stone cold sober again!

Right.... southern comfort by the bottle plz

With you there fella, two straws please!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

NOOOO! NEVER spill a good drink!

Does this bar serve food? T bone well done and chunky chips if its on the menu

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol.... beer took so long im stone cold sober again!

Right.... southern comfort by the bottle plz

With you there fella, two straws please!"

Certainly, 2 straws it is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol.... beer took so long im stone cold sober again!

Right.... southern comfort by the bottle plz

With you there fella, two straws please!"

Yeah let's race with a straw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"NOOOO! NEVER spill a good drink!

Does this bar serve food? T bone well done and chunky chips if its on the menu "

T-bone well done, sacrilege lol, chunky chips yummy, I can do that for you certainly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks, im starvin!

Bordalise sauce too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol.... beer took so long im stone cold sober again!

Right.... southern comfort by the bottle plz

With you there fella, two straws please!

Yeah let's race with a straw

I'm good with a straw, strawnado anyone?!

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By *onbons_xxMan over a year ago

Bolton

"I'm in a red wine mood, bottle ta

Any preference of the variety? "

Malbec please circa 2001 would be great!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks, im starvin!

Bordalise sauce too? "

Bernaise sauce will be served in the jug on the side just for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in a red wine mood, bottle ta

Any preference of the variety?

Malbec please circa 2001 would be great! "

Certainly, I like youe choice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol.... beer took so long im stone cold sober again!

Right.... southern comfort by the bottle plz

With you there fella, two straws please!

Yeah let's race with a straw

I'm good with a straw, strawnado anyone?!"

Whats strawnado?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I gotta go for a lay down, rhe sourhern comfort straw race has gone to my head....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"rugby has finished until tomorrow. what will it be squire/m'lady?"

Have you got any decent ale on?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I gotta go for a lay down, rhe sourhern comfort straw race has gone to my head.... "

I'll keep the steak warm for you until your ready

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

Baileys on ice please...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be about 1:30 when I get back up (finish work) lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"rugby has finished until tomorrow. what will it be squire/m'lady?

Have you got any decent ale on? "

I have a range tonight, Doom Bar was proving popular on the forums earlier, or something else tickle your fancy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Be about 1:30 when I get back up (finish work) lol "

It will be waiting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is your pool table open for playing on?and can we have two more slippery nipples please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Baileys on ice please...

Ooh yummy, my favourite winter drink for some reason, good choice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"rugby has finished until tomorrow. what will it be squire/m'lady?

Have you got any decent ale on?

I have a range tonight, Doom Bar was proving popular on the forums earlier, or something else tickle your fancy?

I might have found something else to tickle my fancy

I am actually drinking another from the Sharps range as i type! Although i do like a nice Black Sheep - dont we all?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is your pool table open for playing on?and can we have two more slippery nipples please

Yes it is open, just try not to stain the felt lol. Of course, skippery nipples coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cup of tea and a couple of biscuit please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is your pool table open for playing on?and can we have two more slippery nipples please

Yes it is open, just try not to stain the felt lol. Of course, skippery nipples coming right up

Skippery nipples?? I meant slippery nipples

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is your pool table open for playing on?and can we have two more slippery nipples please

WHOA WHOA WHOA back it up Pedro - i have a £1 down on the table. Winner stays on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"rugby has finished until tomorrow. what will it be squire/m'lady?

Have you got any decent ale on?

I have a range tonight, Doom Bar was proving popular on the forums earlier, or something else tickle your fancy?

I might have found something else to tickle my fancy

I am actually drinking another from the Sharps range as i type! Although i do like a nice Black Sheep - dont we all? "

Who doesn't like a nice black sheep

Ooh glad youve foubd something you fancy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cup of tea and a couple of biscuit please.

Certainly, milk and sugar?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"rugby has finished until tomorrow. what will it be squire/m'lady?

Have you got any decent ale on?

I have a range tonight, Doom Bar was proving popular on the forums earlier, or something else tickle your fancy?

I might have found something else to tickle my fancy

I am actually drinking another from the Sharps range as i type! Although i do like a nice Black Sheep - dont we all?

Who doesn't like a nice black sheep

Ooh glad youve foubd something you fancy

Mind those Slippery Nipples sounded nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"rugby has finished until tomorrow. what will it be squire/m'lady?

Have you got any decent ale on?

I have a range tonight, Doom Bar was proving popular on the forums earlier, or something else tickle your fancy?

I might have found something else to tickle my fancy

I am actually drinking another from the Sharps range as i type! Although i do like a nice Black Sheep - dont we all?

Who doesn't like a nice black sheep

Ooh glad youve foubd something you fancy

Mind those Slippery Nipples sounded nice

Yes they do don't they

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just checking.... What time is last orders???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

would love a cheesy bell end right about now

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By *ancs MinxWoman over a year ago

Burnley

Baccardi and , if one is offering

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just checking.... What time is last orders???

When you all pass out lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A frosty IPA please landlord!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"would love a cheesy bell end right about now

I have cheesy wotsits behind the bar somewhere, will they suffice?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Those skippery nipples are going down very well,do you have any chalk for my cue please,and one of those rest things?i can't quiet get my leg over,thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Baccardi and , if one is offering"

Most definitely, large with ice?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A frosty IPA please landlord! "

Ipa coming up, will a chilled glass be OK for you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol.... beer took so long im stone cold sober again!

Right.... southern comfort by the bottle plz

With you there fella, two straws please!

Yeah let's race with a straw

I'm good with a straw, strawnado anyone?!

Whats strawnado?"

Bottle of wkd, a straw drink it in one!

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By *ancs MinxWoman over a year ago

Burnley

"Baccardi and , if one is offering

Most definitely, large with ice? "

That would be fantastic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Those skippery nipples are going down very well,do you have any chalk for my cue please,and one of those rest things?i can't quiet get my leg over,thankyou

I'll search for the chalk, do you need help with the leg over? And whilst we're at it, another round?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol.... beer took so long im stone cold sober again!

Right.... southern comfort by the bottle plz

With you there fella, two straws please!

Yeah let's race with a straw

I'm good with a straw, strawnado anyone?!

Whats strawnado?

Bottle of wkd, a straw drink it in one!"

Nit had a bottle that since I was a uni, brings back memories lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Baccardi and , if one is offering

Most definitely, large with ice?

That would be fantastic

Not a problem, coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh yes please,some more slippery nipples please,and a step ladder if you have one handy, hubby seems to have disappeared

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Comes in for last orders and see if I find a d*unk lady to take home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh yes please,some more slippery nipples please,and a step ladder if you have one handy, hubby seems to have disappeared

All the more nipples for you in that case

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Let's start another thread......the night is young,

..........T H E..........E N D...............

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