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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hope you have a sewing machine, cos we're gonna tear that arse up!
The only reason we'd kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
Does this napkin smell like Chloroform to you?
We are nothing if not smooth 
Sasha x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We hope you've got pet insurance cos we're gonna destroy your pussy!!
Works every time 
Sasha x
Yes that is terrible  "
don't hate the player, hate the game  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did you know there are nine planets in the Solar System?
But there's only be eight if I smashed up Uranus."
I replied with a lecture on anal mutilation. |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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""Did you know there are nine planets in the Solar System?
But there's only be eight if I smashed up Uranus."
I replied with a lecture on anal mutilation."
So he goes back to his mates having apparently had a three minute conversation with you...
I bet he didn't report the content accurately! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Funniest I've received from girls are
"I've got a double jointed jaw, wanna see?"
and
"You know what would look good on you? Me!"
Both weren't said seriously, so it wasn't too awkward |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know either but I hope it's enough to break the ice....
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together....
In a bar take some ice, drop it on the floor and stamp on it. Say "right now that we've broken the ice" |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
I had a mate who would approach a girl standing near a mirror in a bar and say "there's a man in here tonight who models for Armani. He's standing right there" and point at his reflection in the mirror... |
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