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Name your cock

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well seeing as there's loads of threads on sizes etc... I thought I would come up with a different one for a change, name your cock!

I call mine beanstalk, small to start with, but grows to an impressive size!

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

It doesn't have a name.

You should never give a name to anything you might be forced to eat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Of I could eat my own I would never have got married!!!! Haha

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Mine used to go by the name of Eric.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It doesn't matter what I call it,

It always cums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nemesis.

Named after the rollercoaster because ladies scream when they ride it...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Santa Claus. He comes with a sack full of goodies....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fungus.

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By *xyzptlk088Man over a year ago

Galway

"Nemesis.

Named after the rollercoaster because ladies scream when they ride it...

"
plenty of guys rode the nemesis too hahaha

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Shorty"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stuart

he is my minion with one eye

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Vader

He can make a woman choke, and can be forceful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" black beauty "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One Inch Warrior

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dave.

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By *igboy10essexMan over a year ago

Upminster

Mine's called lucky - it's been to some great places (mouths / pussies)

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By *unknSoulCouple over a year ago

dumfries-ish

It's pretty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It doesn't have a name.

You should never give a name to anything you might be forced to eat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just-in beaver

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stuart

he is my minion with one eye"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

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By *ordonBennettMan over a year ago

dover

Gordon...after its owner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The artful-throbber

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vlad the impaler

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Paul calls his 'The Truth' cos bitches can't handle it

Sasha xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine don't have a name but any woman feel free to name it ! Lol

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By *egasus NobMan over a year ago

Merton

Pussy Killer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine don't have a name but any woman feel free to name it ! Lol"

"Clitty".

Now you're stuck with it.

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Mine don't have a name but any woman feel free to name it ! Lol

"Clitty".

Now you're stuck with it. "

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

"It doesn't matter what I call it,

It always cums

My kinda cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines Santa too

At the moment it seems to cum once a year

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Red October. Because it's long, hard and full of semen.. Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Willy wonka, because it loves to play in chocolate factories...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Early Bird

As it always seems to rise before I do.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Red October. Because it's long, hard and full of semen.. Haha"

Haha good one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Willy wonka, because it loves to play in chocolate factories...

Just so we're clear, He doesn't play in mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."

Anchorman is a favourite film of mine too....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

Anchorman is a favourite film of mine too....

Its kind of a big deal....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine don't have a name but any woman feel free to name it ! Lol

"Clitty".

Now you're stuck with it. "
hope it's not cause it's size off a clit lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

Anchorman is a favourite film of mine too....

Its kind of a big deal....

Does it smell of rich mahogany?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Willy wonka, because it loves to play in chocolate factories...

Just so we're clear, He doesn't play in mine

Lol. Hard at work?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My dildo is called Larry, does that count?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have too many to list and most of them want to keep it our secret

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fred or frederick on a sunday....when in church

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Gonna change mine to santa!

Only cums once a year.....

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Old faithful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My ex used to call mine " Big Ben nervous "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Willy.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I never saw this thread otherwise I wouldn't of started one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I never saw this thread otherwise I wouldn't of started one"

Thought i was experiencing de ja vu! Lol

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