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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Imagine the scene...

You are laid there a leg in each county.A delicious person is between your thighs licking you to heaven and back, when you realise you need to trump.

Now, what do you do.

If you let it go, you ruin the moment.

If you hold it in it will ruin your fun worrying it will slip out.

When you come, your fucked, it will definitely come out

So...............

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's happened to me a couple of times on meets. Both times the lady has been riding me cowgirl style, and let rip.

Tickled me knackers it did too,

If it happened while I was muffing, it might put me off, but a bloke with a stiffy can be a fearsome competitor

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Imagine the scene...

You are laid there a leg in each county.A delicious person is between your thighs licking you to heaven and back, when you realise you need to trump.

Now, what do you do.

If you let it go, you ruin the moment.

If you hold it in it will ruin your fun worrying it will slip out.

When you come, your fucked, it will definitely come out

So..............."

i get said delicious person to fuck me...and my ladypuff will keep his balls warm ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

So...............i get said delicious person to fuck me...and my ladypuff will keep his balls warm ?"

ladypuff?!

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

So...............i get said delicious person to fuck me...and my ladypuff will keep his balls warm ?

ladypuff?!"

yes a lady puff...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

So...............i get said delicious person to fuck me...and my ladypuff will keep his balls warm ?

ladypuff?!yes a lady puff... "

now thats class pmsl

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By *heWolfMan  over a year ago

warwickshire


"If it happened while I was muffing, it might put me off, but a bloke with a stiffy can be a fearsome competitor "

I think that's how gas mask fetishes develop.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Women farting before or during sex is just another form of "sat nav" isn`t it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

So...............i get said delicious person to fuck me...and my ladypuff will keep his balls warm ?

ladypuff?!yes a lady puff... now thats class pmsl "

it's called a "love puff" when it slips out during combat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So let me get this right.... A woman is actually admitting to farting?

I was told it was just men that farted!

S.

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

So...............i get said delicious person to fuck me...and my ladypuff will keep his balls warm ?

ladypuff?!yes a lady puff... now thats class pmsl

it's called a "love puff" when it slips out during combat "

"combat?" lol, i thought a "lovepuff" was a fanny fart?

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By *ucati1098Couple  over a year ago

nottingham

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 27/12/10 19:51:05]"

Was that a SBD, by anychance.

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By *ucati1098Couple  over a year ago

nottingham

Some ladies have Botty cough or Fanny fart, (but I am not admitting to anything)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

With respect ladies... This gaseous expulsion is supposed not to occur... Ought I to extinguish my cigarette before "heading south" ?

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By *heWolfMan  over a year ago

warwickshire

If you don't there's going to be ash in the gash

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Holding one in provided a useful distraction once - I was commended on my staying power as a result, then let rip when the lady went to tidy herself up.

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Holding one in provided a useful distraction once - I was commended on my staying power as a result, then let rip when the lady went to tidy herself up. "
Did you confess afterwards?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So let me get this right.... A woman is actually admitting to farting?

I was told it was just men that farted!

S. "

We dont, its lady puffs, absolutely not the same as the farting that you uncouth men do, completely different, ours is so much more refined

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And its definately not a ladypuff or love puff after the revenge of the sprouts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Holding one in provided a useful distraction once - I was commended on my staying power as a result, then let rip when the lady went to tidy herself up. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And anyways....

I dont have botty burps...

Ima laaaaaaady dontcha know

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

I don't fart - I have staff to do it forme!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't fart - I have staff to do it forme!!"
ooooooohh too posh to fart is one lol

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Holding one in provided a useful distraction once - I was commended on my staying power as a result, then let rip when the lady went to tidy herself up.

Did you confess afterwards? "

What, and undermine the compliment???

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"I don't fart - I have staff to do it forme!!"

yes one is!! In fact, I am not even answering you - my butler is!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't fart - I have staff to do it forme!!ooooooohh too posh to fart is one lol "

Too posh, yet still capable...

Wait till Wench has had her way with you mate...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Femme you crack me up

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