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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

sex and periods wots ur thoughts..if u arrange something and then it decides 2 make a sudden show on the day..wot do u do hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

tell the truth and cancel?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

well i guess your options are

see if they are into blood sports

use a sponge

cancel

or be a lucky bugger and not have periods...wahoooooo lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

some guys dont mind tho..is it a topic 4 conversation b4 lol..god i need 2 get out next weekend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

some men like it, or are not bothered by it...and women tend to get incredibly horny when they are on thier period.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like it in a Dom capacity especially when I know she would prefer not to have sex as it's too messy and she feels dirty. That's when I'd order her to make herself available. Then tell her to clean up the mess afterwards, filthy bitch!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

chuckles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Somehow I knew that would appeal to you.

Bet you're friggin yourself off right now huh? hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Somehow I knew that would appeal to you.

Bet you're friggin yourself off right now huh? hehehe "

only if i was watching it hun...and then id have someone else do it for me lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Somehow I knew that would appeal to you.

Bet you're friggin yourself off right now huh? hehehe

only if i was watching it hun...and then id have someone else do it for me lol"

Err, no, wrong, no, no, err, wrong, wrong... so so wrong, gonna have to leave before I puke

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Somehow I knew that would appeal to you.

Bet you're friggin yourself off right now huh? hehehe

only if i was watching it hun...and then id have someone else do it for me lol"

Good answer! Some pathetic little worm man who wants to be subby. Get him to lick the feckin mess up instead. I like ya thinking girl!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Somehow I knew that would appeal to you.

Bet you're friggin yourself off right now huh? hehehe

only if i was watching it hun...and then id have someone else do it for me lol

Err, no, wrong, no, no, err, wrong, wrong... so so wrong, gonna have to leave before I puke "

Ya big whoos!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

grins

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Somehow I knew that would appeal to you.

Bet you're friggin yourself off right now huh? hehehe

only if i was watching it hun...and then id have someone else do it for me lol

Err, no, wrong, no, no, err, wrong, wrong... so so wrong, gonna have to leave before I puke

Ya big whoos!"

Shhhh! If you keep feigning grossed out-ness there's a chance you might get let in the back door!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Somehow I knew that would appeal to you.

Bet you're friggin yourself off right now huh? hehehe

only if i was watching it hun...and then id have someone else do it for me lol

Err, no, wrong, no, no, err, wrong, wrong... so so wrong, gonna have to leave before I puke

Ya big whoos!

Shhhh! If you keep feigning grossed out-ness there's a chance you might get let in the back door!"

laughs hysterically

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ewww no, could never have a meet when on a period, but i do know a few guys who keep asking to meet while i am on my period so they can give me oral

Not my thing. but what ever floats ya boat.

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By *irtyduoCouple  over a year ago

nr stirling

not my thing, dont even pump hubby on period and its not his thing either!!

but each to their their own and if its sumones elses thing then so be it!!!!

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have had to meets when they are on with the promise of no sex just oral from them but never lasts long till poking the hole and heay never been that messy !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ewww no, could never have a meet when on a period, but i do know a few guys who keep asking to meet while i am on my period so they can give me oral

Not my thing. but what ever floats ya boat."

I can just imagine them........hanging by their toes from the rafters........waiting for your knock on the door.

XXXX

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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"sex and periods wots ur thoughts..if u arrange something and then it decides 2 make a sudden show on the day..wot do u do hmmm "

That happened to us, and we cancelled.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dont get em anymore, love this jab

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dont get em anymore, love this jab "

me too.............only i had everything whipped out lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dont get em anymore, love this jab

me too.............only i had everything whipped out lol "

you are neutered

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dont get em anymore, love this jab

me too.............only i had everything whipped out lol

you are neutered "

I am indeed...bliss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

im surprised no one has said what would you do if you came on during the meet while playing xxx

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By *irtyduoCouple  over a year ago

nr stirling

well i know when my period are due therefore wouldnt meet if they were due within a day or 2 of meeting, so that wouldnt happen while playing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me and my ex used to have period sex. As someone else said that's when she was at her horniness and the mess never bothered us both. Sometimes you'd had thought i was a cannibal the way my mouth looked at times

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me and my ex used to have period sex. As someone else said that's when she was at her horniness and the mess never bothered us both. Sometimes you'd had thought i was a cannibal the way my mouth looked at times "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd usually say...cancel...

but, there's something incredibly attractive about a bloke who doesn't recoil in horror or immediately agree that the best plan is to cancel till another time..the type of guy who's really just not fazed by nomal bodily functions and wants to fuck you far more than he wants to be put off! He

probably also understands that you may well be one of those women who are just insanely horny when she's on...

so, would I cancel then? would I hell as like! I'll skip on the oral and usual foreplay though and go straight for the hardcore messy & wet animalistic fucking...

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By *igBunnyWoman  over a year ago

My Town

I couldn't do it. I feel too ill, never mind the mess.

I feel really sexy before and after my period, but not while on it.

With my bad PMT, i'd rip their head off if they said the wrong thing!

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By *igBunnyWoman  over a year ago

My Town

I don't even go shopping when I have a really bad day, so wouldn't dream of shagging!

Wish I could get my bits taken out and be done with periods for good!

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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"well i know when my period are due therefore wouldnt meet if they were due within a day or 2 of meeting, so that wouldnt happen while playing "

Yeah snap, we wouldn't arrange one either if I wad due that week, but I wasn't due, and it turned up and spoiled the fun and we had to cancel.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No blood sports here.. so tell the truth and be damned as they say, we'd expect the same in return... So why not!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Havent had a period for almost 10 years and its bloody fantastic, so much so i forget other women have periods lol

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By *edhot4blkCouple  over a year ago

York/London/Crantock

As we go to far off places on holiday usually at more than a month at a time chemist are a rare find so i simply nip off to our Dr's where she prescribes me some pills that will stop my periods for as long as i wish, i also use these pills if and when a meet bumps into the date of my periods...i might add there are no side effects as long as u do not take them all the time,,,but they are handy ...xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As we go to far off places on holiday usually at more than a month at a time chemist are a rare find so i simply nip off to our Dr's where she prescribes me some pills that will stop my periods for as long as i wish, i also use these pills if and when a meet bumps into the date of my periods...i might add there are no side effects as long as u do not take them all the time,,,but they are handy ...xxxx"

wow wot r them

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By *othian coupleCouple  over a year ago

lothian

nah I couldn`t do it with my periods and they are becoming quite a pain.... coming whenever they feel like it they really know how to dampen the fun times . I have had sex with periods (not as messy as i thought), but i dont think it fair on partner either but he doesn`t really mind. Be glad to go through the change of life.. i know it will happen one day lol....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

i know the feeling

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"well i guess your options are

see if they are into blood sports

use a sponge

cancel

or be a lucky bugger and not have periods...wahoooooo lol "

im one of the lucky buggers lol

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By *irtyduoCouple  over a year ago

nr stirling


"well i know when my period are due therefore wouldnt meet if they were due within a day or 2 of meeting, so that wouldnt happen while playing

Yeah snap, we wouldn't arrange one either if I wad due that week, but I wasn't due, and it turned up and spoiled the fun and we had to cancel."

awwwww nothing worse chick eh!!! wot a bummer!!! periods!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

whats periods....thanks god for menopause....no periods and no pmt...am just a bitch all the time...no excuse

but when i did have them, or supposed to have them, i just used to continue taking the pill all the time. didnt see the point of having a period if i didnt have to....happy days

but in answer to the question, yeah i would have had sex during them, dont see the problem....as long as you wipe their gob afterwards.....lol

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By *edhot4blkCouple  over a year ago

York/London/Crantock

pussy i couldnt poss tell u the name as i dont know it, they are tiny white pills completey harmless as long as u dont use them on every period

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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"As we go to far off places on holiday usually at more than a month at a time chemist are a rare find so i simply nip off to our Dr's where she prescribes me some pills that will stop my periods for as long as i wish, i also use these pills if and when a meet bumps into the date of my periods...i might add there are no side effects as long as u do not take them all the time,,,but they are handy ...xxxx

wow wot r them"

They're called Norethisterone

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By *leasureDomeMan  over a year ago

all over the place

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By *leasureDomeMan  over a year ago

all over the place

i simply dont care adds a bit of colour to a bland menu

bring it on ,fuck and enjoy it ....

PD

peace Y'all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dont get em anymore, love this jab

me too.............only i had everything whipped out lol

you are neutered

I am indeed...bliss "

Females get speyed don't they?

It's males who get neutered. Is there something you're not telling us Ruby? Or should that be Rudy?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ive got a spade

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By *ompressaurMan  over a year ago

kilmarnock

without reading up (sorry :drinkicon) i have tasted my ladies blood. I dont mind. It's hers its mine etc etc I wouldn't do it to just anyone mind lol

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By *resh freddieMan  over a year ago

Penistone


"without reading up (sorry :drinkicon) i have tasted my ladies blood. I dont mind. It's hers its mine etc etc I wouldn't do it to just anyone mind lol "

You a vampire mate

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By *ompressaurMan  over a year ago

kilmarnock

Nah honest freddie im usually quite skirmish over blood etc. I can watch operations and lions attacking rhinoserusaurususuas ()

i just like.....Special Brew

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By *ompressaurMan  over a year ago

kilmarnock

i mean i CAN'T watch above ob :\

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By *ornywhores4Couple  over a year ago

louth

hi,i personally wouldnt mind if i started on the day of a meet,we have no problem playing on my period,unless the other people have and if they do thats no problem,arrange for another time and go home and fuck all night xxxxxxxxx

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By *resh freddieMan  over a year ago

Penistone


"Nah honest freddie im usually quite skirmish over blood etc. I can watch operations and lions attacking rhinoserusaurususuas ()

i just like.....Special Brew"

Seen a lot of blood at times and it doesn't bother me, mind there is something hypnotic about a torn artery and seeing it pump out. Menstruation there is a lot less blood in reality but hey what floats your boat mate.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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"Nah honest freddie im usually quite skirmish over blood etc. I can watch operations and lions attacking rhinoserusaurususuas ()

i just like.....Special Brew

Seen a lot of blood at times and it doesn't bother me, mind there is something hypnotic about a torn artery and seeing it pump out"

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By *resh freddieMan  over a year ago

Penistone


"Nah honest freddie im usually quite skirmish over blood etc. I can watch operations and lions attacking rhinoserusaurususuas ()

i just like.....Special Brew

Seen a lot of blood at times and it doesn't bother me, mind there is something hypnotic about a torn artery and seeing it pump out

"

Its an odd situation be be in, if you don't react then you know things wont be good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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"Nah honest freddie im usually quite skirmish over blood etc. I can watch operations and lions attacking rhinoserusaurususuas ()

i just like.....Special Brew

Seen a lot of blood at times and it doesn't bother me, mind there is something hypnotic about a torn artery and seeing it pump out

Its an odd situation be be in, if you don't react then you know things wont be good "

No they won't and its bloody hard work trying to stop the flow

blimey how a thread can change

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By *resh freddieMan  over a year ago

Penistone


"Nah honest freddie im usually quite skirmish over blood etc. I can watch operations and lions attacking rhinoserusaurususuas ()

i just like.....Special Brew

Seen a lot of blood at times and it doesn't bother me, mind there is something hypnotic about a torn artery and seeing it pump out

Its an odd situation be be in, if you don't react then you know things wont be good

No they won't and its bloody hard work trying to stop the flow

blimey how a thread can change "

Poss should have gone on the fetish one lol. But blood seems to be one of those strange things that has very different effects on different people. To my defence mine memory's refer to Kuwait in 1990.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"sex and periods wots ur thoughts..if u arrange something and then it decides 2 make a sudden show on the day..wot do u do hmmm "

Id probably be unconcious as im squimish with blood So would definatly give it a swerve along with Morris dancing and bodily fluids Gross

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm usually not squeamish either... I have vomitted 2 sinkfuls of blood, seen my brother snap his arm into a right angle and last night I was watching a programme about a bloke who had his face eaten off by a bear!

That said, show me some menstrual blood, or just blood from that area and you are likely to see an el_nino shaped hole in your door.... no idea why, but I know from recent experience its just not my thing...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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"Nah honest freddie im usually quite skirmish over blood etc. I can watch operations and lions attacking rhinoserusaurususuas ()

i just like.....Special Brew

Seen a lot of blood at times and it doesn't bother me, mind there is something hypnotic about a torn artery and seeing it pump out

Its an odd situation be be in, if you don't react then you know things wont be good

No they won't and its bloody hard work trying to stop the flow

blimey how a thread can change

Poss should have gone on the fetish one lol. But blood seems to be one of those strange things that has very different effects on different people. To my defence mine memory's refer to Kuwait in 1990. "

yes that makes sense mine is from work

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i was taken home from the pub by a lass years back & she didnt even tell me she had the painters in

i cared not a jot tho as it wernt my bed & 1 shower later all was well

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By *resh freddieMan  over a year ago

Penistone


"I'm usually not squeamish either... I have vomitted 2 sinkfuls of blood, seen my brother snap his arm into a right angle and last night I was watching a programme about a bloke who had his face eaten off by a bear!

That said, show me some menstrual blood, or just blood from that area and you are likely to see an el_nino shaped hole in your door.... no idea why, but I know from recent experience its just not my thing... "

I would say i pretty much agree with that. I don't have a prob with a bit of coitus but im not .......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm usually not squeamish either... I have vomitted 2 sinkfuls of blood, seen my brother snap his arm into a right angle and last night I was watching a programme about a bloke who had his face eaten off by a bear!

That said, show me some menstrual blood, or just blood from that area and you are likely to see an el_nino shaped hole in your door.... no idea why, but I know from recent experience its just not my thing...

I would say i pretty much agree with that. I don't have a prob with a bit of coitus but im not ....... "

I think even the coitus is a bit far for me, although I'd do it for someone I cared about, not on a meet though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"i was taken home from the pub by a lass years back & she didnt even tell me she had the painters in

i cared not a jot tho as it wernt my bed & 1 shower later all was well "

Haha u dirty dawg...and blimey who brought this thread back from the grave hehe

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By *resh freddieMan  over a year ago

Penistone


"i was taken home from the pub by a lass years back & she didnt even tell me she had the painters in

i cared not a jot tho as it wernt my bed & 1 shower later all was well

Haha u dirty dawg...and blimey who brought this thread back from the grave hehe"

With it being 8 weeks since should we assume your in the same state miss galore???

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"i was taken home from the pub by a lass years back & she didnt even tell me she had the painters in

i cared not a jot tho as it wernt my bed & 1 shower later all was well

Haha u dirty dawg...and blimey who brought this thread back from the grave hehe

With it being 8 weeks since should we assume your in the same state miss galore???"

The word 'irregular' springs to mind

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By *resh freddieMan  over a year ago

Penistone


"i was taken home from the pub by a lass years back & she didnt even tell me she had the painters in

i cared not a jot tho as it wernt my bed & 1 shower later all was well

Haha u dirty dawg...and blimey who brought this thread back from the grave hehe

With it being 8 weeks since should we assume your in the same state miss galore???

The word 'irregular' springs to mind "

What a lop sides period??? Foook whats one of them????

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"i was taken home from the pub by a lass years back & she didnt even tell me she had the painters in

i cared not a jot tho as it wernt my bed & 1 shower later all was well

Haha u dirty dawg...and blimey who brought this thread back from the grave hehe

With it being 8 weeks since should we assume your in the same state miss galore???

The word 'irregular' springs to mind

What a lop sides period??? Foook whats one of them???? "

Just dont set ur watch by it mr fresh fresh, fresh as a summers dream..abit of seranading for u there or however its spelt u know wot i mean

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By *resh freddieMan  over a year ago

Penistone


"i was taken home from the pub by a lass years back & she didnt even tell me she had the painters in

i cared not a jot tho as it wernt my bed & 1 shower later all was well

Haha u dirty dawg...and blimey who brought this thread back from the grave hehe

With it being 8 weeks since should we assume your in the same state miss galore???

The word 'irregular' springs to mind

What a lop sides period??? Foook whats one of them????

Just dont set ur watch by it mr fresh fresh, fresh as a summers dream..abit of seranading for u there or however its spelt u know wot i mean "

Now now with your time keeping i'd be mad to set my time by you lmao,

Weyheyyyy you have got me giggling here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"i was taken home from the pub by a lass years back & she didnt even tell me she had the painters in

i cared not a jot tho as it wernt my bed & 1 shower later all was well

Haha u dirty dawg...and blimey who brought this thread back from the grave hehe

With it being 8 weeks since should we assume your in the same state miss galore???

The word 'irregular' springs to mind

What a lop sides period??? Foook whats one of them????

Just dont set ur watch by it mr fresh fresh, fresh as a summers dream..abit of seranading for u there or however its spelt u know wot i mean

Now now with your time keeping i'd be mad to set my time by you lmao,

Weyheyyyy you have got me giggling here "

Haha ur a cheeky fluffer

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By *resh freddieMan  over a year ago

Penistone


"i was taken home from the pub by a lass years back & she didnt even tell me she had the painters in

i cared not a jot tho as it wernt my bed & 1 shower later all was well

Haha u dirty dawg...and blimey who brought this thread back from the grave hehe

With it being 8 weeks since should we assume your in the same state miss galore???

The word 'irregular' springs to mind

What a lop sides period??? Foook whats one of them????

Just dont set ur watch by it mr fresh fresh, fresh as a summers dream..abit of seranading for u there or however its spelt u know wot i mean

Now now with your time keeping i'd be mad to set my time by you lmao,

Weyheyyyy you have got me giggling here

Haha ur a cheeky fluffer"

And your going to tell me different on your timekeeping lol.

fluff away you cheeky gal

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"i was taken home from the pub by a lass years back & she didnt even tell me she had the painters in

i cared not a jot tho as it wernt my bed & 1 shower later all was well

Haha u dirty dawg...and blimey who brought this thread back from the grave hehe

With it being 8 weeks since should we assume your in the same state miss galore???

The word 'irregular' springs to mind

What a lop sides period??? Foook whats one of them????

Just dont set ur watch by it mr fresh fresh, fresh as a summers dream..abit of seranading for u there or however its spelt u know wot i mean

Now now with your time keeping i'd be mad to set my time by you lmao,

Weyheyyyy you have got me giggling here

Haha ur a cheeky fluffer

And your going to tell me different on your timekeeping lol.

fluff away you cheeky gal "

Lol at least it was in the same day and it was worth waiting for wasnt it lol no dont answer that i cant take the insults lol

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By *resh freddieMan  over a year ago

Penistone


"i was taken home from the pub by a lass years back & she didnt even tell me she had the painters in

i cared not a jot tho as it wernt my bed & 1 shower later all was well

Haha u dirty dawg...and blimey who brought this thread back from the grave hehe

your well worth waiting for you delectable young lady

With it being 8 weeks since should we assume your in the same state miss galore???

The word 'irregular' springs to mind

What a lop sides period??? Foook whats one of them????

Just dont set ur watch by it mr fresh fresh, fresh as a summers dream..abit of seranading for u there or however its spelt u know wot i mean

Now now with your time keeping i'd be mad to set my time by you lmao,

Weyheyyyy you have got me giggling here

Haha ur a cheeky fluffer

And your going to tell me different on your timekeeping lol.

fluff away you cheeky gal

Lol at least it was in the same day and it was worth waiting for wasnt it lol no dont answer that i cant take the insults lol "

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By *he Happy ManMan  over a year ago

Merseyside

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By *he Happy ManMan  over a year ago

Merseyside


"sex and periods wots ur thoughts..if u arrange something and then it decides 2 make a sudden show on the day..wot do u do hmmm "

Ever heard of rainbow kissing? When I was 17 I kopped of with a girl from Sheffield in Butlins. She asked me while going down on her one night if I have ever rainbow kissed. I stupidly said no and asked what it is.

She told me it was going down on the woman when she had a period.

I nearly threw up and she nearly put me of licking pussy for life.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whos having aperiod drama or is that for a different thread?

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By *resh freddieMan  over a year ago

Penistone


"Whos having aperiod drama or is that for a different thread?"

Im Mr Darcy cos he gets lucky pick your part mate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is lucky don't have periods. So can do it whenever I like.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wtf bagging the best part when it was my idea and now whos the bastard in it so i can shoot you !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

isnt that what a shower was invented for

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me and my ex used to have period sex. As someone else said that's when she was at her horniness and the mess never bothered us both. Sometimes you'd had thought i was a cannibal the way my mouth looked at times "

I really have ....just ....puked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

an ex of mine used the old hookers trick ,, a small piece of sponge ,,, worked a treat ,,,,

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