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When was the last time you ate bacon?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was 17 I had gonorreah... was young carefree and silly...
I haven't had anything since and get tested every three months at minimum..just had my all clear text on Wed woohoo xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You all get a gold star.
Bastards."
Never mind the gold star....what about the bacon?? 
I would like to make a complaint that i was enticed here under false pretences!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You all get a gold star.
Bastards.
For the bacon consumption or lack of STDs?"
For reading the original post. Frankly I don't believe the STD answers.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You all get a gold star.
Bastards.
For the bacon consumption or lack of STDs?
For reading the original post. Frankly I don't believe the STD answers. "
Oh I see! *facepalm*  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You all get a gold star.
Bastards.
Never mind the gold star....what about the bacon??
I would like to make a complaint that i was enticed here under false pretences!!!"
It's in the post. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You keep doing these tests at the wrong time. Try late at night instead when it's more than the regulars!
You could even rerun you male/female version of a thread test again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has to be smoked bacon. And had sperma heamatoma once. It's where you have a tear in a tube and when you ejaculate it has blood in it. Not an Sti as such but was very scary till I found out what it was. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You keep doing these tests at the wrong time. Try late at night instead when it's more than the regulars!
You could even rerun you male/female version of a thread test again. "
I think you're right. I am the worst scientist ever. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You keep doing these tests at the wrong time. Try late at night instead when it's more than the regulars!
You could even rerun you male/female version of a thread test again.
I think you're right. I am the worst scientist ever."
Is that because you aren't actually a scientist? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You keep doing these tests at the wrong time. Try late at night instead when it's more than the regulars!
You could even rerun you male/female version of a thread test again.
I think you're right. I am the worst scientist ever.
Is that because you aren't actually a scientist?"
Slanderous. Next thing you'll be telling everyone I'm not a real Gynecologist either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was 19. It was the first girl I had sex with that wasn't a virgin. As I had been brought up a Catholic, my guilt was as bad as the pain when I pissed. A horrible, embarrassing experience I never wish to repeat. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was 19. It was the first girl I had sex with that wasn't a virgin. As I had been brought up a Catholic, my guilt was as bad as the pain when I pissed. A horrible, embarrassing experience I never wish to repeat. "
I've never heard of a bacon sarnie doing that.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was 19. It was the first girl I had sex with that wasn't a virgin. As I had been brought up a Catholic, my guilt was as bad as the pain when I pissed. A horrible, embarrassing experience I never wish to repeat.
I've never heard of a bacon sarnie doing that. "
Try passing a bacon sarnie through your urethra then  |
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"I had a slice of bacon this morning and no infections. I may have caught a cold once from an ex though.
Did they sneeze on your meat?"
This morning? I hope not, as I'll contact the Food Standards Agency against the café. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Forget the title, when was the last time you caught an STD?
This is an experiment on reading threads... for science!"
Seriously dude, what the hell are you thinking!! People wouldn't tell you if they had. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Forget the title, when was the last time you caught an STD?
This is an experiment on reading threads... for science!
Seriously dude, what the hell are you thinking!! People wouldn't tell you if they had. "
Some will |
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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago
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"Forget the title, when was the last time you caught an STD?
This is an experiment on reading threads... for science!"
The nearest we have been to a STD was at the start of a phone call (subscriber trunk dialling) we have never had a STI and get checked every 4-6 weeks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bacon - as carcinogenic as alcohol or tobacco according to a new WHO report!!"
Toast and bbq food is carcinogenic too if I remember. Smoked food too I think. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Forget the title, when was the last time you caught an STD?
This is an experiment on reading threads... for science!
Year before last."
Damn... that's a long time to wait for a bacon sandwich. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bacon - as carcinogenic as alcohol or tobacco according to a new WHO report!!
Toast and bbq food is carcinogenic too if I remember. Smoked food too I think."
There's only one thing that's official non carcinogenic it's some random chemical used as a precursor for something.
Everything else in the world is catagorised as carcinogenic or may cause cancer lol |
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"When I was 17 I was young carefree and silly...
I haven't had anything since and get tested every three months at minimum..just had my all clear text on Wed woohoo xx"
You can get tested now for bacon?
Bloody muslims/jews get everywhere
Hopefully I'll be giving Mrs ddc some tonight, with a nice piece of breast, and some cream, in a pie.
Now, what's all this about not/mis-reading the OP?
Mr ddc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never mind STD's they've now decided bacon is bad for you and you shouldn't eat more than 2 rashers a day because it increases the risk of cancer.  "
I had 4 slices on my sandwich lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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RAF taught me well. If you're gonna shag it bag it! It was on a power point presentation and everything!! Never had an STD. Only go bare when with someone I know well and trust and been tested xx |
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