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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Morning All!

Mines an Aston Martin DB5 - I don't have one....

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

An old S reg mini... doesn't always start first time but it handles well when jump started!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A clowns car with falling off doors at the moment

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Old / classic standard model

Extended fuel tank

Scratched and dented bodywork

Oddly decorated dashboard

Double windscreen

Manual gearbox

Many owners, few careful...

Er...sold as seen!

I think that makes me a Vauxhall Cavalier..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like a bus

None for ages then a few near together

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning All!

Mines an Aston Martin DB5 - I don't have one....

"
of course you're an Aston martin ,I see myself as a Bentley built for a comfortable ride and have many facilities but only for the discerning rider

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A clowns car with falling off doors at the moment

Felicity, looking at your superb pics you are more like a sleek sext red Ferrari

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

An MoT failure, there's room for improvement

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On a bad day? An MPV- slow and steady with lots of room for baggage.

On a good day? A Norton Commando- sleek, smooth and built for a fast getaway.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vw beetle, rather large to look at but pretty and is a good little goer!! (Yes I do come with the flower!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A taxi, happy to take someone for a ride

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did I ever tell you Tony, a car is like making love to a beautiful woman?

First you have to know how to get her started, a gentle hand is far better for a comfortable ride, and once you've reached your destination its best not to stay inside too long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Alfa 147 GTA. Amazing and ferocious but increasingly rare..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A model t ford, only comes out once in a blue moon and then has to be hand started

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By *bear25Man over a year ago

Maidstone

Bugatti Vayron, as it's awesome

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By *ola.Woman over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Ready for a service.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Ferrari..... Fast as fuck

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By *asycouple1971Couple over a year ago

midlands

A rare ferrari...used very few times but when it gets used its mind blowing then gets put back in the garage for a month.

Him x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A people carrier, able to take several people at once

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By *asycouple1971Couple over a year ago

midlands

"A people carrier, able to take several people at once

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Ford Cortina - something I had in the eighties

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By *eforfuncplCouple over a year ago

Morecambe

"A Ford Cortina - something I had in the eighties

U stole my thunder !!!

Cortina - reliable net in the 80's still running a little slow to start but a great ride

) X ohhh and still looks great

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By *eforfuncplCouple over a year ago

Morecambe

"A Ford Cortina - something I had in the eighties

U stole my thunder !!!

Cortina - reliable net in the 80's still running a little slow to start but a great ride

) X ohhh and still looks great

*. MET

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Model T Ford. Dead.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's in the scrapyard.....Austin Allegro

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BAE

DeLorean...I would like to get it Back in the Future.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Robin Reliant all burned out and rusted to feck. Feel like a born again Virgin. Xx

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Probably something that still on the drawing board at Aston Martin - it promises to be amazing but there's no hope of me ever getting it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A new jag, looks good but constantly breaking down :-/

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Like an old classic car, I am Hoping a female mechanic can give me a good servicing

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Dodge Charger

Quite good with straights but as soon as I touch a curve I shoot off.

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By *anatee175Couple over a year ago

Sunderland

Ferrari

Damaged front right wing. Needs repair. Serviced yesterday all paper work up to date. Great on the straight not to bad on the corners.

Claire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning All!

Mines an Aston Martin DB5 - I don't have one....

lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a sleeper.....bit rough looking but goes like the clappers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A Ford Cortina - something I had in the eighties

U stole my thunder !!!

Cortina - reliable net in the 80's still running a little slow to start but a great ride

) X ohhh and still looks great

*. MET

Mine got written off on an icy Christmas morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bloody hell... everyone's stealing the Cortina! haha

OK.... my other car would be a Ford Mondeo... Reliable and guaranteed to get you there!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fiat 500 Abarth. First glance you think it's a cute little thing but then it starts and you realise looks can be deceiving...

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By *hunkyThighsMan over a year ago

Gloucester

Any Volvo, just keeps going and going.

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

The old banger that's been around a bit, been bashed about but the engine's still going.

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By *ezjez369Man over a year ago

london

Hillman imp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An old classic, rarely gets out the garage but when it does its a great ride lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My old Morris Minor - the brakes don't always work and you need to shout a warning if driving over bumps as bits might fall off.

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By *olarfoxMan over a year ago

North Cambs

"My old Morris Minor - the brakes don't always work and you need to shout a warning if driving over bumps as bits might fall off.

MG Midget

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

"Like a bus

None for ages then a few near together "

Me too, not to mention the ones that don't turn up lol ??

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

"It's in the scrapyard.....Austin Allegro

That was my first car x

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By *dsindyTV/TS over a year ago

East Lancashire

A 1970's escort, done up to look nice but old and rusty underneath.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My old Morris Minor - the brakes don't always work and you need to shout a warning if driving over bumps as bits might fall off.

MG Midget

You or me? I know I'm short but I'm just above the height requirement. Just.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like a vauxhall safira....on fire

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By *irtydanMan over a year ago

Blackpool

"Like a bus

None for ages then a few near together "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning All!

Mines an Aston Martin DB5 - I don't have one....

lmao

Haha cheers! I'm here all week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Nissan Figarro. Classy with retro styling. A bit of an acquired taste. Sexy in its on way and long lasting. Not for quickies. Needs lots of attention but oh so worth it.

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Mines on the scrap heap!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Transit van ! A bit old and messy on the outside but when it gets going it works hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Volkswagen Golf diesel - Filthy

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By *ezjez369Man over a year ago

london

"A Volkswagen Golf diesel - Filthy "

...and full of lies lol

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