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When machines rise against us, which personal or household appliance worries you the most?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My hoover - I have a cylinder and I am constantly pulling it around after me, making sure its always behind me because I am master, I am rough and tough with it and I make it work every day. Im scared of the time when it takes its revenge and where will it stick its hose?  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"we've got a Henry hoover, and our dog is always trying to fight it whenever anybody gets it out 
I'd bet our dog would be first on the hit list "
ooooooh ive put my henry in hospital twice...im worried now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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since every household has something - there is nowhere to run
so this why i'm cradling my oven and calling it hot stuff now and again. so it will remember me to the machines when the time comes and allow me to live.
i'm going to be so alone whats the point ahh let them take me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The microwave. It nags something terrible. Beep, beep, beep, beep......causing me to shout;
"I know you're fooking finished but the instructions say 'leave to stand for two minutes'. And you know why that is? Cos you're a dangerous bastard that has to go over the top and heat everything to hot lava levels"
So I reckon when it can break free of it's socket it will nuke me nads for starters. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't know about household appliances, I've had them all for years and treated them well. Ok, I may have slammed the washing machine door a little hard, spilt milk in the microwave, let spaghetti sauce boil over on the hob but I'm sure they wouldn't turn on me!
Unlike the vicious bastard Wii Fit that I've had all of five minutes! All I did was stand on it: calling me a lard arse with no balance was uncalled for!  I'm afraid: VERY afraid! |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"Unlike the vicious bastard Wii Fit that I've had all of five minutes! All I did was stand on it: calling me a lard arse with no balance was uncalled for! I'm afraid: VERY afraid! "
Wait till you see how it responds to being used after a long period of non-use.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im sure the "Electric" Meter - has done something similar recently !!!
it`s got to the stage where it`s now started extorting money from us on a regular basis !! im afraid....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unlike the vicious bastard Wii Fit that I've had all of five minutes! All I did was stand on it: calling me a lard arse with no balance was uncalled for! I'm afraid: VERY afraid!
Wait till you see how it responds to being used after a long period of non-use.
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I have that to come huh as I've not been near it since Christmas Day! I'm still smarting, being a delicate sensitive soul! Even my size 8 19 year old daughter was offended when it told her her Wii fit age was 34 lol!  |
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