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"Whats the worst you have heard? or the funniest? one that amused me was do you sleep on your stomach? no can i?" The only thing I want between our relationship is latex | |||
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"Whats the worst you have heard? or the funniest? one that amused me was do you sleep on your stomach? no can i?The only thing I want between our relationship is latex "grab your snorkel youve pulled lol  | |||
"Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes "barrrrfffff | |||
"Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
barrrrfffff"how do you think i feel ? i have this all the time ffs xx kaz  | |||
"Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
barrrrfffffhow do you think i feel ? i have this all the time ffs xx kaz "Does Rob know you are on here lol  | |||
"Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
barrrrfffffhow do you think i feel ? i have this all the time ffs xx kaz
Does Rob know you are on here lol "thats a crap chat up line! | |||
"Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
barrrrfffffhow do you think i feel ? i have this all the time ffs xx kaz
Does Rob know you are on here lol "NOOOOO shhhhhhhhhh!!!! | |||
"Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
barrrrfffffhow do you think i feel ? i have this all the time ffs xx kaz
Does Rob know you are on here lol
thats a crap chat up line!"Never was good at em pmsl x | |||
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"Years ago when I were a lad hehehe.... As each of my circle of friends got married we'd take the groom on his stag night and we all had to use the same chat up line. The best one was: "Hi, you're so hot you make the cheese under my foreskin bubble!" It was 50/50 if you got a slap or she laughed, if she laughed it usually meant a shag at the end of the night. "OMFG!  | |||
"Years ago when I were a lad hehehe.... As each of my circle of friends got married we'd take the groom on his stag night and we all had to use the same chat up line. The best one was: "Hi, you're so hot you make the cheese under my foreskin bubble!" It was 50/50 if you got a slap or she laughed, if she laughed it usually meant a shag at the end of the night.
OMFG! "You laughed. That means you wanna fuck me!.. see guys, told ya it worked! | |||
"Years ago when I were a lad hehehe.... As each of my circle of friends got married we'd take the groom on his stag night and we all had to use the same chat up line. The best one was: "Hi, you're so hot you make the cheese under my foreskin bubble!" It was 50/50 if you got a slap or she laughed, if she laughed it usually meant a shag at the end of the night.
OMFG!
You laughed. That means you wanna fuck me!.. see guys, told ya it worked! "good job i bought my handbag size strapon with me then.... | |||
"Years ago when I were a lad hehehe.... As each of my circle of friends got married we'd take the groom on his stag night and we all had to use the same chat up line. The best one was: "Hi, you're so hot you make the cheese under my foreskin bubble!" It was 50/50 if you got a slap or she laughed, if she laughed it usually meant a shag at the end of the night.
OMFG!
You laughed. That means you wanna fuck me!.. see guys, told ya it worked!
good job i bought my handbag size strapon with me then...."What you do on your way home is your business honey. | |||
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"" does this rag smell of cloroform ? "" lmao............no really lmao | |||
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"your rope or mine?" Has yours been boiled recently? | |||
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"Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I? "That was in the opening post. | |||
"Another classic I used to use was this: You go up to the girl you fancy and hand her a dice. You then say, 'Hi, if you roll a 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 you get to shag me!" 9 times out of 10 she'll immediately answer with, "Oh yeah! What if I roll a 6 then." "You get another go." Success rate: 25% (goes up if you use it more than 10 times in an evening but tbh I was usually too pissed to care by then and headed off for a kebab.)" now the kebab bit sounds good | |||
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"Hi there your eyes are like spanners, Every time mine and your eyes meet my nuts get tighter." lol | |||
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"If I told you you had a sexy body, would you hold it against me?" nope, id think your were either pissed, on drugs or after a shag lmao | |||
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"If I told you you had a sexy body, would you hold it against me? nope, id think your were either pissed, on drugs or after a shag lmao" What if I was all three? | |||
"If I told you you had a sexy body, would you hold it against me? nope, id think your were either pissed, on drugs or after a shag lmao What if I was all three? "get your coat youve pulled | |||
"If I told you you had a sexy body, would you hold it against me? nope, id think your were either pissed, on drugs or after a shag lmao What if I was all three? "you wouldnt be any use at all! lol | |||
"If I told you you had a sexy body, would you hold it against me?" dam right i would  | |||
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"Are your parents retarded? 'Cos your special! Can I buy you a drink or would you rather have the money?" excuse me whilst i wipe the coffee off my screen...lmao | |||
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"How do you like your eggs in the morning ? Fertilised ? "poached actually | |||
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"How do you like your eggs in the morning ? Fertilised ?
poached actually"Hope you like chickens too ? cos this is fowl ! | |||
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"some of these are actually quite funny...they might even work...ahem on some." ooh you floozy you!!!! | |||
"some of these are actually quite funny...they might even work...ahem on some.ooh you floozy you!!!! "excuse me..........its you brazen hussey you...if you dont mind! | |||
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"brazen hussy ,floozy wanton wench,buxom jezebelgangsters moll ...oops close to the bone there lol "ffs...you missed out bitch! | |||
"Its 2.00 in the morning love , n your the only 1 left ! "where the hell are you cos its only just gone 12 here ffs | |||
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"I was going home , but I felt sorry for you all on your own , so I thought oh well its only 1 night ! "your all heart you. | |||
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"one night ??? ffs dipsy you are playing with fire be careful you might get your fingers burnt .... "I didn't know you were that hot ! | |||
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