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By *ecretlyASoftie OP Woman over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

I'm sat at the vets - looking around and the following jumps out at me...

Semi moist treats

A picture of a pussy and 'opening hours'

Puppy (we all like a nice pair of puppies)

Safety muzzle

(Rope) bunny

Is it just my filthy mind?!!

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I was talking with my little old lady friend™ yesterday. She was saying she had a damp pussy and I suggested a moist pussy has more of a ring.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was saying to a friend yesterday about how my mind is so much ruder these days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh yes.

I watched bargain hunt earlier and sniggered when the expert picked up a glass dish and said

"feel the rim, it should be nice and clean"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have always had a filthy mind and burst into laughter at the most inappropriate times when someone in meetings says something very innocent 'difficulty keeping it up' springs to mind

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I forget the context but my boss made a copy error in a piece she was writing and I picked up the word

Felching

Uh, I said, you might want to change that. "Why, what does it mean?"

Uh, I said, I'm not gonna tell you but if you go to Urban Dictionary and ask that, it will give you an answer.

The office duly Googled felching and there were sharp intakes of breath and some titter.

Hmm? I said, we *might* need to change that.

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