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"5 foods - bran flakes, milk, bananas, chicken, pasta. 5 tools - saw, hammer, nails, screws, screwdriver. 5 luxuries - reading materials, sun block, razor, bedding, my pets. " A good list I think. Two of my pets are chickens, so they'd be on my luxury list. 5 foods - milk, rice, oranges, muesli, beef. 5 tools - big knife, shovel, nails, saw, huge pan. 5 luxuries - matches, soap, chickens, bedding, books. | |||
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"5 foods - bran flakes, milk, bananas, chicken, pasta. 5 tools - saw, hammer, nails, screws, screwdriver. 5 luxuries - reading materials, sun block, razor, bedding, my pets. A good list I think. Two of my pets are chickens, so they'd be on my luxury list. 5 foods - milk, rice, oranges, muesli, beef. 5 tools - big knife, shovel, nails, saw, huge pan. 5 luxuries - matches, soap, chickens, bedding, books." Hmm yes now i'm wondering how i'd cook my pasta without having to make fire from scratch with a flint stone or kindling. | |||
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"Ah well, I forewent a hammer from my tools list, because I reckon that if I wrapped foliage around my hands, I could use a big stone to bang nails in. Likewise I forewent a toothbrush because I could probably use something else. Don't ask what. I haven't got that far yet. With milk I could make butter and cheese. Again, with what I'm not quite sure. God knows what I'd feed the chickens with! I think I'll stay home. Who needs their own island?! " Unless it has a Richard Branson style resort on it I think i'll stay put too! | |||
"Whet stone , machete ,wire saw ,axe and large cast iron cooking pot. Potatoes , herbs, peas , meat , rice live chickens and cockerel, fishing net, iodine , hair bands . blankets " It sounds like you have done this sort of thing before. | |||
"Ooooooh five foods: loads of uht milk, sherddies, sugar oh that's it, I could live of that forever! Five essentials: toothbrush and paste (that counts as one right?!) hair brush, dildo, make up (a girls Gotta feel pretty right?) hair clips Five luxuries: generator, never ending supply of petrol, tv, DVD player and DVDs!" But you have no car for your petrol! | |||
"Ooooooh five foods: loads of uht milk, sherddies, sugar oh that's it, I could live of that forever! Five essentials: toothbrush and paste (that counts as one right?!) hair brush, dildo, make up (a girls Gotta feel pretty right?) hair clips Five luxuries: generator, never ending supply of petrol, tv, DVD player and DVDs! But you have no car for your petrol! " Pssst. I think its for the generator | |||
"Ooooooh five foods: loads of uht milk, sherddies, sugar oh that's it, I could live of that forever! Five essentials: toothbrush and paste (that counts as one right?!) hair brush, dildo, make up (a girls Gotta feel pretty right?) hair clips Five luxuries: generator, never ending supply of petrol, tv, DVD player and DVDs! But you have no car for your petrol! Pssst. I think its for the generator " Ok, i'm a natural blonde, I didn't know generators ran on petrol! Thought they ran on chicken pooh or something. | |||
"And what five 'luxuries', eg, toothbrush, dildo etcetera, would you be washed up with on a desert island?" Luxuries Working satellite phone , flares , gps . Matches Adequate sleeping bag Food sandwiches , flask of coffee, bottle of water . Chocolate Don't need much won't be there long obviously | |||
"Ooooooh five foods: loads of uht milk, sherddies, sugar oh that's it, I could live of that forever! Five essentials: toothbrush and paste (that counts as one right?!) hair brush, dildo, make up (a girls Gotta feel pretty right?) hair clips Five luxuries: generator, never ending supply of petrol, tv, DVD player and DVDs! But you have no car for your petrol! Pssst. I think its for the generator Ok, i'm a natural blonde, I didn't know generators ran on petrol! Thought they ran on chicken pooh or something. " Ah, I think we've just found another use for the chickens! | |||
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"Ooooooh five foods: loads of uht milk, sherddies, sugar oh that's it, I could live of that forever! Five essentials: toothbrush and paste (that counts as one right?!) hair brush, dildo, make up (a girls Gotta feel pretty right?) hair clips Five luxuries: generator, never ending supply of petrol, tv, DVD player and DVDs! But you have no car for your petrol! Pssst. I think its for the generator Ok, i'm a natural blonde, I didn't know generators ran on petrol! Thought they ran on chicken pooh or something. Ah, I think we've just found another use for the chickens!" Chickens are infinitely useful on this desert island it seems! | |||
"And what five 'luxuries', eg, toothbrush, dildo etcetera, would you be washed up with on a desert island?" A friend, lord of the rings monopoly, a book of trivial pursuit questions and answers, a fishing rod, and a book on survival | |||
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