Down in the deep, deep depths of dawn,
Awoke a young man all sad and forlorn
the stiffened sheets, an unwelcome reminder
Of an hour or so, spent on grinder
He leapt out of bed and had his shower
His hard cock rising like the Blackpool tower
I can't just keep on wanking
Watching porn with spanking
He decided to join a site oh so fab
So a well worn laptop, he did grab
He typed in all the stuff he thought
Wouldn't make his quest come to naught
Stats and photos, none with socks
Maybe a hint of his shaved bollocks
He pressed enter and away it sped
Hoping his profile would be read and read
some would look but never reply
But the depression of failure, he'd defy
With a post in the forum and on cam
Chewing on a vaginal dam
Then one day, without a doubt
His swinging luck, just ran out
He sneezed so hard and had a cough
That his lonesome cock, just ran off.
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Once was a girl sat on her lonesome hoping a guy with a boner would make her moansome unlucky for her she lived on an island unless she liked sheep she was in for a dry spell so of she trundled out of her bed and into the daylight and inland instead where she stumbled upon plentiful dick that spat all over till she felt sick  that's all I got lmao |
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I am a man on fab would someone please call me a cab, help I'm out of my comfort zone some of you people lower the tone ,I try my best to bring you comedy let's face it its not easy ,the threads get so serious who has the best arse ,I ask you where was my vote it wasn't there I've made a note ,varas Tits and classylaydees bits always seem to be the hit ,ladylick and sosin are always in ,so many sexy ladies to seduce and from this I deduce,that for guys its really hard but I know it's on the cards ,I'll get a date with a beauty she"ll be a real fuckin cutie ,so watch this space you forumites it's on the cards for tonight  |
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