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over a year ago
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Christmas has been cancelled!
Santa was caught speeding in his sleigh, over 10,000mph on a 30mph zone!
Also breathalysed and was 8 times over the limit.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Days until Christmas 
 stop it
Putting my fingers in my ears and going lalalalalala.... 
Are you sure you don't mean Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la?"
You are not funny ya know |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Days until Christmas
stop it
Putting my fingers in my ears and going lalalalalala....
Are you sure you don't mean Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la?
You are not funny ya know "
Ho ho ho  |
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"Days until Christmas
stop it
Putting my fingers in my ears and going lalalalalala....
Are you sure you don't mean Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la?
You are not funny ya know
Ho ho ho "
Who are you calling a ho?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Days until Christmas
Where's Mrs Santa hiding?
Pegging Mr Santa with a big dildo whilst tugging on his beard screaming Whos Ya Daddy Fatboy"
In the background plays bloody wham
"Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day"
Mrs Santa destroyed Santa's ass |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Days until Christmas
stop it
Putting my fingers in my ears and going lalalalalala....
Are you sure you don't mean Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la?
You are not funny ya know
Ho ho ho
Who are you calling a ho?! "
Haha. I'm innocent really  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Days until Christmas
Where's Mrs Santa hiding?
Pegging Mr Santa with a big dildo whilst tugging on his beard screaming Whos Ya Daddy Fatboy
In the background plays bloody wham
"Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day"
Mrs Santa destroyed Santa's ass "
Might explain why he has so much time off  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ffs, not had halloween yet.
10 more days 'til Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
10 more days 'til halloween,
Silver shamrock!
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I had to google silver shamrock. Just saying. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Days until Christmas
Where's Mrs Santa hiding?
Pegging Mr Santa with a big dildo whilst tugging on his beard screaming Whos Ya Daddy Fatboy
In the background plays bloody wham
"Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day"
Mrs Santa destroyed Santa's ass
Might explain why he has so much time off "
Mrs Santa uses a 20 incher that's 6 in girth.
Santa's not fat, just severely stretched |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ffs, not had halloween yet.
10 more days 'til Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
10 more days 'til halloween,
Silver shamrock!
I had to google silver shamrock. Just saying."
Yeah it wasn't a classic by any means. I don't even think michael was even in it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Days until Christmas
Where's Mrs Santa hiding?
Pegging Mr Santa with a big dildo whilst tugging on his beard screaming Whos Ya Daddy Fatboy
In the background plays bloody wham
"Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day"
Mrs Santa destroyed Santa's ass
Might explain why he has so much time off
Mrs Santa uses a 20 incher that's 6 in girth.
Santa's not fat, just severely stretched"
That's an average size under fab guidelines right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ffs, not had halloween yet.
10 more days 'til Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
10 more days 'til halloween,
Silver shamrock!
I had to google silver shamrock. Just saying.
Yeah it wasn't a classic by any means. I don't even think michael was even in it"
*googles sliver shamrock micheael* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ffs, not had halloween yet.
10 more days 'til Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
10 more days 'til halloween,
Silver shamrock!
I had to google silver shamrock. Just saying.
Yeah it wasn't a classic by any means. I don't even think michael was even in it
*googles sliver shamrock micheael*"
Its a sequel to the Halloween franchise. Michael Myers was/is the killer who keeps getting killed then shows up in the next sequel. Although bizarrely not this one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Days until Christmas
Where's Mrs Santa hiding?
Pegging Mr Santa with a big dildo whilst tugging on his beard screaming Whos Ya Daddy Fatboy
In the background plays bloody wham
"Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day"
Mrs Santa destroyed Santa's ass
Might explain why he has so much time off
Mrs Santa uses a 20 incher that's 6 in girth.
Santa's not fat, just severely stretched That's an average size under fab guidelines right?"
Jeez, I need to find another website where I can be in the larger range rather than the "huh, got bit by a mosquito" range |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" to this thread.
Talking about it so early ruins the holiday spirit when it does come. Everyone is sick of it by then 
-Courtney"
Christmas promotions are already on 
Glad they don't have shop radio in Aldi, I can't bear Christmas music when shopping
"Joy to the world"
The radio has been shot by an irate customer on aisle 11 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ffs, not had halloween yet.
10 more days 'til Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
10 more days 'til halloween,
Silver shamrock!
I had to google silver shamrock. Just saying.
Yeah it wasn't a classic by any means. I don't even think michael was even in it
*googles sliver shamrock micheael*
Its a sequel to the Halloween franchise. Michael Myers was/is the killer who keeps getting killed then shows up in the next sequel. Although bizarrely not this one"
I saw him in results yeah. Wasn't sure if it was the right thing or not, is quite confusing when you're out of the loop about something.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ffs, not had halloween yet.
10 more days 'til Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
10 more days 'til halloween,
Silver shamrock!
I had to google silver shamrock. Just saying.
Yeah it wasn't a classic by any means. I don't even think michael was even in it
*googles sliver shamrock micheael*
Its a sequel to the Halloween franchise. Michael Myers was/is the killer who keeps getting killed then shows up in the next sequel. Although bizarrely not this one
I saw him in results yeah. Wasn't sure if it was the right thing or not, is quite confusing when you're out of the loop about something.
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Happy easter xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Days until Christmas
Where's Mrs Santa hiding?
Pegging Mr Santa with a big dildo whilst tugging on his beard screaming Whos Ya Daddy Fatboy
In the background plays bloody wham
"Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day"
Mrs Santa destroyed Santa's ass
Might explain why he has so much time off
Mrs Santa uses a 20 incher that's 6 in girth.
Santa's not fat, just severely stretched That's an average size under fab guidelines right?
Jeez, I need to find another website where I can be in the larger range rather than the "huh, got bit by a mosquito" range "
Googly eyes hide a multitude of sins |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ffs, not had halloween yet.
10 more days 'til Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
10 more days 'til halloween,
Silver shamrock!
I had to google silver shamrock. Just saying.
Yeah it wasn't a classic by any means. I don't even think michael was even in it
*googles sliver shamrock micheael*
Its a sequel to the Halloween franchise. Michael Myers was/is the killer who keeps getting killed then shows up in the next sequel. Although bizarrely not this one
I saw him in results yeah. Wasn't sure if it was the right thing or not, is quite confusing when you're out of the loop about something.
Happy easter xxx"
Aw thanks.
And happy hanukkah to you too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ffs, not had halloween yet.
10 more days 'til Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
10 more days 'til halloween,
Silver shamrock!
I had to google silver shamrock. Just saying.
Yeah it wasn't a classic by any means. I don't even think michael was even in it
*googles sliver shamrock micheael*
Its a sequel to the Halloween franchise. Michael Myers was/is the killer who keeps getting killed then shows up in the next sequel. Although bizarrely not this one
I saw him in results yeah. Wasn't sure if it was the right thing or not, is quite confusing when you're out of the loop about something.
Happy easter xxx
Aw thanks.
And happy hanukkah to you too."
Bit early |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Days until Christmas
Where's Mrs Santa hiding?
Pegging Mr Santa with a big dildo whilst tugging on his beard screaming Whos Ya Daddy Fatboy
In the background plays bloody wham
"Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day"
Mrs Santa destroyed Santa's ass
Might explain why he has so much time off
Mrs Santa uses a 20 incher that's 6 in girth.
Santa's not fat, just severely stretched That's an average size under fab guidelines right?
Jeez, I need to find another website where I can be in the larger range rather than the "huh, got bit by a mosquito" range
Googly eyes hide a multitude of sins "
I'll get some next time I'm in the works and post the worm on fab |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Days until Christmas
Where's Mrs Santa hiding?
Pegging Mr Santa with a big dildo whilst tugging on his beard screaming Whos Ya Daddy Fatboy
In the background plays bloody wham
"Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day"
Mrs Santa destroyed Santa's ass
Might explain why he has so much time off
Mrs Santa uses a 20 incher that's 6 in girth.
Santa's not fat, just severely stretched That's an average size under fab guidelines right?
Jeez, I need to find another website where I can be in the larger range rather than the "huh, got bit by a mosquito" range
Googly eyes hide a multitude of sins
I'll get some next time I'm in the works and post the worm on fab"
Googly eyes are customisable and come in various sizes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Days until Christmas
Where's Mrs Santa hiding?
Pegging Mr Santa with a big dildo whilst tugging on his beard screaming Whos Ya Daddy Fatboy
In the background plays bloody wham
"Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day"
Mrs Santa destroyed Santa's ass
Might explain why he has so much time off
Mrs Santa uses a 20 incher that's 6 in girth.
Santa's not fat, just severely stretched That's an average size under fab guidelines right?
Jeez, I need to find another website where I can be in the larger range rather than the "huh, got bit by a mosquito" range
Googly eyes hide a multitude of sins
I'll get some next time I'm in the works and post the worm on fab
Googly eyes are customisable and come in various sizes "
Cool. I'm quite probably gonna do that |
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