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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cut it into slices and eat with a salad fork or just be plain provocative   "
My work mates tease the hell out of me . Maybe I should stop eating them at work  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Licking your elbow, and I'm just one pesky vertebra away from reaching my "
I just tried, even though I know I can't because of the several failed past attempts. But I have to try every time someone mentions it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Writing neatly, it's a spidery scrawl. How do people make it look pretty? I should have been a doctor."
It is a known fact doctors have scribbly writing , because of all the boobs and willys they get to see. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Writing neatly, it's a spidery scrawl. How do people make it look pretty? I should have been a doctor.
It is a known fact doctors have scribbly writing , because of all the boobs and willys they get to see. "
Looking at boobs and willies, that's my problem! I should desist forthwith to ensure everyone gets a neatly written Xmas card this year... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's impossible for a barman to say. " ice and a slice " without sounding gay
What if its a barmaid  butch  "
I do barwork and there's nothing butch about me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To trust a fart to be silent."
Yes.. Attempting to stifle a fart as discreetly as possible often ends up making it worse...There's the moment when you're afraid to move in case you accidentally squeak.  |
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
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"To trust a fart to be silent.
Yes.. Attempting to stifle a fart as discreetly as possible often ends up making it worse...There's the moment when you're afraid to move in case you accidentally squeak. "
L.M.F.A.O.
Yes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To trust a fart to be silent.
Yes.. Attempting to stifle a fart as discreetly as possible often ends up making it worse...There's the moment when you're afraid to move in case you accidentally squeak.
L.M.F.A.O.
Yes. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For me to try and say the word brewery without it sounding like bewer-wee
Cute! I have the same issue with saying squirrel. Or wolf."
I'm normally fine with my R's but that word always gets me! |
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By *-elleWoman
over a year ago
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"Eating a Cadburys cream egg without biting the head off and inserting my tongue in order to scoop / 'lick out' the cream inside. "
the only way to do it I say, try a walnut whip those edges take skill and mastery X
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