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Mr DDC has requested an orange drizzle cake for his upcoming birthday complete with decoration on top of orange smarties on blobs of orange buttercream icing.
As far as I'm aware orange smarties are not sold separately so I'll have to buy a number of packs of smarties to get the requisite number for the top of the cake.
He won't even disclose how many are expected. 
Is this an unreasonable request?
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By *ivnwcplCouple
over a year ago
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"Mr DDC has requested an orange drizzle cake for his upcoming birthday complete with decoration on top of orange smarties on blobs of orange buttercream icing.
As far as I'm aware orange smarties are not sold separately so I'll have to buy a number of packs of smarties to get the requisite number for the top of the cake.
He won't even disclose how many are expected.
Is this an unreasonable request?
Mrs DDC"
Bin him and get a real man that's interested in Jelly Tots  |
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"Mr DDC has requested an orange drizzle cake for his upcoming birthday complete with decoration on top of orange smarties on blobs of orange buttercream icing.
As far as I'm aware orange smarties are not sold separately so I'll have to buy a number of packs of smarties to get the requisite number for the top of the cake.
He won't even disclose how many are expected.
Is this an unreasonable request?
Mrs DDC
Bin him and get a real man that's interested in Jelly Tots "
As long as it's not just the orange ones.
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"Mr DDC has requested an orange drizzle cake for his upcoming birthday complete with decoration on top of orange smarties on blobs of orange buttercream icing.
As far as I'm aware orange smarties are not sold separately so I'll have to buy a number of packs of smarties to get the requisite number for the top of the cake.
He won't even disclose how many are expected.
Is this an unreasonable request?
Mrs DDC
Bin him and get a real man that's interested in Jelly Tots "
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"Yes. Sack him....or alternatively send me the excess smarties and keep him. May I suggest orange smarties equivalent to his age if you can afford that many packs  "
I might be able to afford that number (no other pressure though!) but oven not big enough to bake cake large enough to accommodate them.
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"Yes. Sack him....or alternatively send me the excess smarties and keep him. May I suggest orange smarties equivalent to his age if you can afford that many packs
I might be able to afford that number (no other pressure though!) but oven not big enough to bake cake large enough to accommodate them.
Mrs DDC"
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"No.
Do it. He's worth it.
Get some orange food colouring.
Suck the colour off the smarties.
Colour em 
He's licked your aunt fanny - he can't mind the spit.
Glad to have been of help x "
I wish people would read earlier posts..or am I just being ignored |
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"No.
Do it. He's worth it.
Get some orange food colouring.
Suck the colour off the smarties.
Colour em
He's licked your aunt fanny - he can't mind the spit.
Glad to have been of help x
I wish people would read earlier posts..or am I just being ignored "
Yes. |
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"Mr DDC has requested an orange drizzle cake for his upcoming birthday complete with decoration on top of orange smarties on blobs of orange buttercream icing.
As far as I'm aware orange smarties are not sold separately so I'll have to buy a number of packs of smarties to get the requisite number for the top of the cake.
He won't even disclose how many are expected.
Is this an unreasonable request?
Mrs DDC"
you can buy orange smarties only from amazon x |
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"My friend made me a whole packet of black fruit pastilles out of several packets for my birthday so no... it's not unreasonable.
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Made you a whole packet!
Don't let him read this, he might want me to attempt making orange smarties on top if everything else. 
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"Mr DDC has requested an orange drizzle cake for his upcoming birthday complete with decoration on top of orange smarties on blobs of orange buttercream icing.
As far as I'm aware orange smarties are not sold separately so I'll have to buy a number of packs of smarties to get the requisite number for the top of the cake.
He won't even disclose how many are expected.
Is this an unreasonable request?
Mrs DDC you can buy orange smarties only from amazon x "
Can you? Phew, bacon saved!
Thanks!
Mrs DDC |
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"Mr DDC has requested an orange drizzle cake for his upcoming birthday complete with decoration on top of orange smarties on blobs of orange buttercream icing.
As far as I'm aware orange smarties are not sold separately so I'll have to buy a number of packs of smarties to get the requisite number for the top of the cake.
He won't even disclose how many are expected.
Is this an unreasonable request?
Mrs DDC"
OMG!
I thought you were meant to be offering the spare colours out to the highest bidder, not showing up my (few and minor) foibles.
I'm going to get my vernier calipers out now to make sure said smarties are perfectly evenly spaced
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"My friend made me a whole packet of black fruit pastilles out of several packets for my birthday so no... it's not unreasonable.
Made you a whole packet!
Don't let him read this, he might want me to attempt making orange smarties on top if everything else.
Mrs DDC"
Yup... it was my favourite ever birthday present. |
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"Mr DDC has requested an orange drizzle cake for his upcoming birthday complete with decoration on top of orange smarties on blobs of orange buttercream icing.
As far as I'm aware orange smarties are not sold separately so I'll have to buy a number of packs of smarties to get the requisite number for the top of the cake.
He won't even disclose how many are expected.
Is this an unreasonable request?
Mrs DDC"
Not really he is giving you the treat of eating all those smarties that are not orange now to me that's a win win situation to be in mmmmmm |
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"No.
Do it. He's worth it.
Get some orange food colouring.
Suck the colour off the smarties.
Colour em
He's licked your aunt fanny - he can't mind the spit.
Glad to have been of help x
I wish people would read earlier posts..or am I just being ignored "
Sorry not ignoring anyone, too slow at typing!
Good idea, I'm on it, sounds like fun and a unique cake experience for him, everyone's a winner!
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"Mr DDC has requested an orange drizzle cake for his upcoming birthday complete with decoration on top of orange smarties on blobs of orange buttercream icing.
As far as I'm aware orange smarties are not sold separately so I'll have to buy a number of packs of smarties to get the requisite number for the top of the cake.
He won't even disclose how many are expected.
Is this an unreasonable request?
Mrs DDC you can buy orange smarties only from amazon x
Can you? Phew, bacon saved!
Thanks!
Mrs DDC"
That's cheating.
Put the effort in .. |
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A reasonable request for ones birthday treat.
Would you rather him ask you to blow his load in your bum and drink it after?
I do know a fella who requested this.
Marriage didn't last long.
So yeah, bake him a cake with love! |
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"No.
Do it. He's worth it.
Get some orange food colouring.
Suck the colour off the smarties.
Colour em
He's licked your aunt fanny - he can't mind the spit.
Glad to have been of help x
I wish people would read earlier posts..or am I just being ignored
Sorry not ignoring anyone, too slow at typing!
Good idea, I'm on it, sounds like fun and a unique cake experience for him, everyone's a winner!
Mrs DDC"
hahaha...wasnt you, twas that vile evil hot granny |
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"A reasonable request for ones birthday treat.
Would you rather him ask you to blow his load in your bum and drink it after?
I do know a fella who requested this.
Marriage didn't last long.
So yeah, bake him a cake with love!"
One meets such a refined group of folk on here....
Such sentiments ...... sigh |
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"A reasonable request for ones birthday treat.
Would you rather him ask you to blow his load in your bum and drink it after?
I do know a fella who requested this.
Marriage didn't last long.
So yeah, bake him a cake with love!"
Oh, I will and enjoying my slice, if I'm not sick from all the licking (of bowls).
Mrs DDC
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"Yes. I can't believe he's making you jump through those kind of hoops.
Which sort of hoops should I be trying to make her jump?
(Don't forget she's not as nimble on her feet as she was)
Mr ddc"
Don't push your luck, it might be your birthday but.....
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"No.
Do it. He's worth it.
Get some orange food colouring.
Suck the colour off the smarties.
Colour em
He's licked your aunt fanny - he can't mind the spit.
Glad to have been of help x
I wish people would read earlier posts..or am I just being ignored
Sorry not ignoring anyone, too slow at typing!
Good idea, I'm on it, sounds like fun and a unique cake experience for him, everyone's a winner!
Mrs DDC
hahaha...wasnt you, twas that vile evil hot granny "
I can't help it if you are both typing and think you are one... I didn't know you were both at it ..... at the same time... in the same room ...... on the same night  |
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"A reasonable request for ones birthday treat.
Would you rather him ask you to blow his load in your bum and drink it after?
I do know a fella who requested this.
Marriage didn't last long.
So yeah, bake him a cake with love!
One meets such a refined group of folk on here....
Such sentiments ...... sigh "
It's the unadulterated romance that made my heart miss a beat and a tear well up.
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Mrs DDC if you really loved him you would decorate said cake with orange matchmakers and Terry's chocolate orange segments too. You could conjure up a masterpiece. |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"Bake it with love and share it together x
Most definitely, that's my plan. Kids may want some too if it's any good. I'm no Bake Off contestant in the making though.
Mrs DDC"
When do you need it for? I could make you one. X |
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"Mrs DDC if you really loved him you would decorate said cake with orange matchmakers and Terry's chocolate orange segments too. You could conjure up a masterpiece."
YES!
Maybe I could ask for that for my birthday complete with orange Lindors we spoke about not so long ago.
Mmmm, mouth watering already.
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"Make me a cup of tea.
Mrs. Granny
Would you like some sugar in that tea, Granny? It sounds a bit bitter...
Mr ddc"
Thinks Mr ddc is evil just like Relaxed he's asked me something to do which I can never ever fulfill .. Men ! |
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"Make me a cup of tea.
Mrs. Granny
Would you like some sugar in that tea, Granny? It sounds a bit bitter...
Mr ddc
I was thinking of offering some cake.
Mrs DDC
Okay but make it lemon smarties. "
On lemon drizzle cake, perhaps, I like your style!
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"Bake it with love and share it together x
Most definitely, that's my plan. Kids may want some too if it's any good. I'm no Bake Off contestant in the making though.
Mrs DDC
When do you need it for? I could make you one. X "
Buxom... You're too kind 
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"Mr DDC has requested an orange drizzle cake for his upcoming birthday complete with decoration on top of orange smarties on blobs of orange buttercream icing.
As far as I'm aware orange smarties are not sold separately so I'll have to buy a number of packs of smarties to get the requisite number for the top of the cake.
He won't even disclose how many are expected.
Is this an unreasonable request?
Mrs DDC"
Only Smarties have the answer. I reckon you should grate a Chocolate Orange and sprinkle the grated Chocolate Orange on top of the cake you're gonna bake. Or just buy a packet of Jaffa Cakes. |
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"Mr DDC has requested an orange drizzle cake for his upcoming birthday complete with decoration on top of orange smarties on blobs of orange buttercream icing.
As far as I'm aware orange smarties are not sold separately so I'll have to buy a number of packs of smarties to get the requisite number for the top of the cake.
He won't even disclose how many are expected.
Is this an unreasonable request?
Mrs DDC
Only Smarties have the answer. I reckon you should grate a Chocolate Orange and sprinkle the grated Chocolate Orange on top of the cake you're gonna bake. Or just buy a packet of Jaffa Cakes."
Or buy a Jaffa cake cake! They're yum! |
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"I think an individual birthday cake is a good idea and what the birthday boy wants, he should get. "
He gets an individual one every year. It's just that this year the request is more specific than usual. At this rate I might need to plan much earlier for next year's cake.
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"Mr DDC has requested an orange drizzle cake for his upcoming birthday complete with decoration on top of orange smarties on blobs of orange buttercream icing.
As far as I'm aware orange smarties are not sold separately so I'll have to buy a number of packs of smarties to get the requisite number for the top of the cake.
He won't even disclose how many are expected.
Is this an unreasonable request?
Mrs DDC
Only Smarties have the answer. I reckon you should grate a Chocolate Orange and sprinkle the grated Chocolate Orange on top of the cake you're gonna bake. Or just buy a packet of Jaffa Cakes.
Or buy a Jaffa cake cake! They're yum! "
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"Mr DDC has requested an orange drizzle cake for his upcoming birthday complete with decoration on top of orange smarties on blobs of orange buttercream icing.
As far as I'm aware orange smarties are not sold separately so I'll have to buy a number of packs of smarties to get the requisite number for the top of the cake.
He won't even disclose how many are expected.
Is this an unreasonable request?
Mrs DDC
Only Smarties have the answer. I reckon you should grate a Chocolate Orange and sprinkle the grated Chocolate Orange on top of the cake you're gonna bake. Or just buy a packet of Jaffa Cakes."
I'm adding a choc orange to my shopping list for culinary purposes you understand. 
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"Would Skittles work? They may have a higher orange to other colours ratio?
No no no, Skittles go in Vodka. "
He already makes his own orange vodka liqueur, I'm spotting a preference pattern. Yes, I'd better put an orange at the bottom of his Christmas stocking.
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"Just buy orange tictacs he'll never know the difference "
Knowing him he might ask for a tiny blob of icing on each orange smartie to glue an orange Tictac in place!
This cake might take me hours.
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"Would Skittles work? They may have a higher orange to other colours ratio?
No no no, Skittles go in Vodka.
He already makes his own orange vodka liqueur, I'm spotting a preference pattern. Yes, I'd better put an orange at the bottom of his Christmas stocking.
Mrs DDC"
You're going to put Dale Winton at the bottom of his stocking? |
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Sounds reasonable to me.
I spent ages picking out the orange smarties at a pick and mix, for my sister's birthday once. Ok, I didn't drizzle over her slice. Orange smarties are leagues ahead of the rest. They'd get skyrocketing sales if other colours had great tastes too.
Get us around to help fix his dream, you're only just up the road. |
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"Mr DDC has requested an orange drizzle cake for his upcoming birthday complete with decoration on top of orange smarties on blobs of orange buttercream icing.
As far as I'm aware orange smarties are not sold separately so I'll have to buy a number of packs of smarties to get the requisite number for the top of the cake.
He won't even disclose how many are expected.
Is this an unreasonable request?
Mrs DDC"
it is quite an eccentric exclamation indeed, but munch the rest and the sugar rush will make up for it |
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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago
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"Mr DDC has requested an orange drizzle cake for his upcoming birthday complete with decoration on top of orange smarties on blobs of orange buttercream icing.
As far as I'm aware orange smarties are not sold separately so I'll have to buy a number of packs of smarties to get the requisite number for the top of the cake.
He won't even disclose how many are expected.
Is this an unreasonable request?
Mrs DDC"
No he is making a perfectly reasonable request.
We hope you are making the cake big enough for a surprise swinging partner to jump out and seduce him. |
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