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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

So on another thread I asked Santa for a bloke with grey hair, tattoos and to be dressed in dark blue jeans and white shirt wearing brown oxfords...I know it's a tall ask but I'm putting an advert in the fab forums for anyone that might fit that bill...

It also gives a chance for you to advertise for someone that might make you dribble in your under Garments...

This is just a bit of fun and hopefully it will get new people posting.....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Wanted

Nice respected man, aged 30-49.

Must be able to have fun and not take themselves seriously.

Someone I find attractive but not necessarily based on looks.

Must be compatable with me and share my sense of humour.

Ideally you won't like cake but this is optional.

Must be drama free

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Running partner lives near me also if there hot maybe more. Happy t work from couch potato status to 10ks, Male or female

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I know my type of man is unlikely to be on here so I'll take a guy 35-50 tall, grey hair and just an all round nice guy...

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By *nFairnessMan over a year ago

The Four Corners

Wanted... Female 20+ years old

Intelligent

Aware

Open minded (not enough to let the wind whistle through)

pretty (subjective i know but nothing sexier than a woman who is comfortable in her own skin)

open to casual encounters of the third kind.

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By *ummersun99Woman over a year ago

North Yorkshire by the Sea

Can I have a single rugged guy with a deep voice, cheeky smile, big guns, pert bum, broad shoulders, a nice tasty cock, sinful stamina, great manners, and mild dom tendencies, that lives local and can host & visit, for sex 1-3 times a week? No drama. Wearing trousers or slacks so I can feel Everything and help myself when ever I want (read every time he's in touching distance). Not all physical preferances but god I'd be a happy, satisfied bunny!

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A lady friend or m/f couple where the guy is bi to be friends with benefits - similar age or above to me, local and happy with themselves.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted... Female 20+ years old

Intelligent

Aware

Open minded (not enough to let the wind whistle through)

pretty (subjective i know but nothing sexier than a woman who is comfortable in her own skin)

open to casual encounters of the third kind.

"
always makes me wonder this what's is the first and second kind?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know my type of man is unlikely to be on here so I'll take a guy 35-50 tall, grey hair and just an all round nice guy...

Damn im 51 just missed it by a year

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can I have a single rugged guy with a deep voice, cheeky smile, big guns, pert bum, broad shoulders, a nice tasty cock, sinful stamina, great manners, and mild dom tendencies, that lives local and can host & visit, for sex 1-3 times a week? No drama. Wearing trousers or slacks so I can feel Everything and help myself when ever I want (read every time he's in touching distance). Not all physical preferances but god I'd be a happy, satisfied bunny!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I know my type of man is unlikely to be on here so I'll take a guy 35-50 tall, grey hair and just an all round nice guy...

Damn im 51 just missed it by a year"

Lol ok I'll up it to 55

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Petite brunette, can twitch nose, a good sense of fun that means when I propose building a pillow fort they imediatly run off to find the nerf guns not walk out rolling her eyes...unless it's a ruse and she's off to build an opposing blanket fort and declare a siege

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By *nFairnessMan over a year ago

The Four Corners

"Wanted... Female 20+ years old

Intelligent

Aware

Open minded (not enough to let the wind whistle through)

pretty (subjective i know but nothing sexier than a woman who is comfortable in her own skin)

open to casual encounters of the third kind.

always makes me wonder this what's is the first and second kind?

in my books

1 for vanilla

2 for peepshow

3 for Kink

4 for smash and go...

5 for kids

6 for mixed

7 for a person with hairy bits.

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By *ummersun99Woman over a year ago

North Yorkshire by the Sea

"Wanted... Female 20+ years old

Intelligent

Aware

Open minded (not enough to let the wind whistle through)

pretty (subjective i know but nothing sexier than a woman who is comfortable in her own skin)

open to casual encounters of the third kind.

always makes me wonder this what's is the first and second kind?

in my books

1 for vanilla

2 for peepshow

3 for Kink

4 for smash and go...

5 for kids

6 for mixed

7 for a person with hairy bits."

Giggles!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know my type of man is unlikely to be on here so I'll take a guy 35-50 tall, grey hair and just an all round nice guy...

Damn im 51 just missed it by a year

Lol ok I'll up it to 55

And im 52 in 2wks time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted... Female 20+ years old

Intelligent

Aware

Open minded (not enough to let the wind whistle through)

pretty (subjective i know but nothing sexier than a woman who is comfortable in her own skin)

open to casual encounters of the third kind.

always makes me wonder this what's is the first and second kind?

in my books

1 for vanilla

2 for peepshow

3 for Kink

4 for smash and go...

5 for kids

6 for mixed

7 for a person with hairy bits."

I'd love to see a mrfaes guide to life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

man with pulse..

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By *nFairnessMan over a year ago

The Four Corners

"Wanted... Female 20+ years old

Intelligent

Aware

Open minded (not enough to let the wind whistle through)

pretty (subjective i know but nothing sexier than a woman who is comfortable in her own skin)

open to casual encounters of the third kind.

always makes me wonder this what's is the first and second kind?

in my books

1 for vanilla

2 for peepshow

3 for Kink

4 for smash and go...

5 for kids

6 for mixed

7 for a person with hairy bits.

I'd love to see a mrfaes guide to life

hahaha

3 simple rules...

1. Always follow Rule 2

2. please see Rule 3

3. If you are still in doubt.... rub one out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted... Female 20+ years old

Intelligent

Aware

Open minded (not enough to let the wind whistle through)

pretty (subjective i know but nothing sexier than a woman who is comfortable in her own skin)

open to casual encounters of the third kind.

always makes me wonder this what's is the first and second kind?

in my books

1 for vanilla

2 for peepshow

3 for Kink

4 for smash and go...

5 for kids

6 for mixed

7 for a person with hairy bits.

I'd love to see a mrfaes guide to life

hahaha

3 simple rules...

1. Always follow Rule 2

2. please see Rule 3

3. If you are still in doubt.... rub one out."

I don't know what to do now???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"man with pulse..

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By *km45Man over a year ago

UTTOXETER

Looking for a lady 30+ attractive and likes having a laugh. Don't have a particular type. Ideally Localish within 20 miles.

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By *nFairnessMan over a year ago

The Four Corners

"Wanted... Female 20+ years old

Intelligent

Aware

Open minded (not enough to let the wind whistle through)

pretty (subjective i know but nothing sexier than a woman who is comfortable in her own skin)

open to casual encounters of the third kind.

always makes me wonder this what's is the first and second kind?

in my books

1 for vanilla

2 for peepshow

3 for Kink

4 for smash and go...

5 for kids

6 for mixed

7 for a person with hairy bits.

I'd love to see a mrfaes guide to life

hahaha

3 simple rules...

1. Always follow Rule 2

2. please see Rule 3

3. If you are still in doubt.... rub one out.

I don't know what to do now???

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looking for a local man to be a friend with benefits. Age is irrelevant.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I ask for casual encounters of the sensual kind ?

Whether it's first, second or third position I'm not entirely bothered

and no I don't have a ballet fetish ! Though tutus can be erotic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanted

Man over 6ft

Athletic

Tattoos

Endless stamina

A kinky mind

Exhibitionist

Dressed in a three piece suit

Intelligent

Geeky

Not asking for much am I.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So on another thread I asked Santa for a bloke with grey hair, tattoos and to be dressed in dark blue jeans and white shirt wearing brown oxfords...I know it's a tall ask but I'm putting an advert in the fab forums for anyone that might fit that bill...

It also gives a chance for you to advertise for someone that might make you dribble in your under Garments...

This is just a bit of fun and hopefully it will get new people posting.....

"
Right then Twinkle, far too old for you, but defo getting the grey bit! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Demure Lady with a sense of fun and adventure wanted. Must be willing to push some boundaries.

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By *nFairnessMan over a year ago

The Four Corners

"Wanted... Female 20+ years old

Intelligent

Aware

Open minded (not enough to let the wind whistle through)

pretty (subjective i know but nothing sexier than a woman who is comfortable in her own skin)

open to casual encounters of the third kind.

always makes me wonder this what's is the first and second kind?

in my books

1 for vanilla

2 for peepshow

3 for Kink

4 for smash and go...

5 for kids

6 for mixed

7 for a person with hairy bits.

I'd love to see a mrfaes guide to life

hahaha

3 simple rules...

1. Always follow Rule 2

2. please see Rule 3

3. If you are still in doubt.... rub one out.

I don't know what to do now???

hahaha

think i might have to extend my list a bit more to allow more people to use it a source of their encounters...

so how about

8's a kiss

9's a cuddle

10's a lady and 4 men all in a huddle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted

Man over 6ft

Athletic

Tattoos

Endless stamina

A kinky mind

Exhibitionist

Dressed in a three piece suit

Intelligent

Geeky

Not asking for much am I."

. I would like to meet his shorter shy-er brother

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted... Female 20+ years old

Intelligent

Aware

Open minded (not enough to let the wind whistle through)

pretty (subjective i know but nothing sexier than a woman who is comfortable in her own skin)

open to casual encounters of the third kind.

always makes me wonder this what's is the first and second kind?

"
First kind: Evidence (that it's out there)

Second kind: Visual sighting.

Third kind: Contact.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted

Man over 6ft

Athletic

Tattoos

Endless stamina

A kinky mind

Exhibitionist

Dressed in a three piece suit

Intelligent

Geeky

Not asking for much am I.

. I would like to meet his shorter shy-er brother

Haha! I've been messaged by a few who fit the bill I'll send them your way

the height part is non negotiable when you're 6ft2 in heels lol

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Wanted; a woman who finds short, ginger men attractive!

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By *nFairnessMan over a year ago

The Four Corners

"Wanted

Man over 6ft

im 5 ft 11 dammit... ill put some extra socks on...

Athletic i watched the olympics once

Tattoos i have 2 and plan to get more.

Endless stamina i can talk and talk and talk and atalk and talk and talk and talk.......

A kinky mind

Casual encounters of the third kind baby

hahaha

Exhibitionist

as an abstract painter... this piece i aptly named.... 'wet noodle in bed' came to me when i was eatign a pot noodle.... in bed.

Dressed in a three piece suit

Birthday suit! is three piece... head torso bottoms..

Intelligent... Oh my pulmonary arteries... one may be suffering from acute myocardial palpitations... quick doctor prepare for an infarction just in case.

Geeky (i watch anime and play mmo's)

Not asking for much am I."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Wanted

Man over 6ft

im 5 ft 11 dammit... ill put some extra socks on...

Athletic i watched the olympics once

Tattoos i have 2 and plan to get more.

Endless stamina i can talk and talk and talk and atalk and talk and talk and talk.......

A kinky mind

Casual encounters of the third kind baby

hahaha

Exhibitionist

as an abstract painter... this piece i aptly named.... 'wet noodle in bed' came to me when i was eatign a pot noodle.... in bed.

Dressed in a three piece suit

Birthday suit! is three piece... head torso bottoms..

Intelligent... Oh my pulmonary arteries... one may be suffering from acute myocardial palpitations... quick doctor prepare for an infarction just in case.

Geeky (i watch anime and play mmo's)

Not asking for much am I."

Oooo you got me at anime

what's your fave. Mine is death note

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted

Man over 6ft

Athletic

Tattoos

Endless stamina

A kinky mind

Exhibitionist

Dressed in a three piece suit

Intelligent

Geeky

Not asking for much am I.

. I would like to meet his shorter shy-er brother

Haha! I've been messaged by a few who fit the bill I'll send them your way

the height part is non negotiable when you're 6ft2 in heels lol"

Ah I'm only 5ft 1 I'll take the shorties. My exs were all 6ft or over I had constant neck ache

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Demure Lady with a sense of fun and adventure wanted. Must be willing to push some boundaries.

You lost me at demure!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanted:

26-44 year old male

Tattooed (not essential)

Killer hair cut (not essential)

Around 5'6 or above (no Cuban heels please)

Nice pert bottom (essential)

Must like geeking out, cuddles, pillow fights, ice cream and waffles!

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By *nFairnessMan over a year ago

The Four Corners

""Wanted

Man over 6ft

im 5 ft 11 dammit... ill put some extra socks on...

Athletic i watched the olympics once

Tattoos i have 2 and plan to get more.

Endless stamina i can talk and talk and talk and atalk and talk and talk and talk.......

A kinky mind

Casual encounters of the third kind baby

hahaha

Exhibitionist

as an abstract painter... this piece i aptly named.... 'wet noodle in bed' came to me when i was eatign a pot noodle.... in bed.

Dressed in a three piece suit

Birthday suit! is three piece... head torso bottoms..

Intelligent... Oh my pulmonary arteries... one may be suffering from acute myocardial palpitations... quick doctor prepare for an infarction just in case.

Geeky (i watch anime and play mmo's)

Not asking for much am I."

Oooo you got me at anime

what's your fave. Mine is death note

started watching that last night

...

studio ghibli goes without saying...

SAO

SAO II

Highschool DxD

ef melodies

Now watching Death Note.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Anyone pulled yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Wanted

Man over 6ft

im 5 ft 11 dammit... ill put some extra socks on...

Athletic i watched the olympics once

Tattoos i have 2 and plan to get more.

Endless stamina i can talk and talk and talk and atalk and talk and talk and talk.......

A kinky mind

Casual encounters of the third kind baby

hahaha

Exhibitionist

as an abstract painter... this piece i aptly named.... 'wet noodle in bed' came to me when i was eatign a pot noodle.... in bed.

Dressed in a three piece suit

Birthday suit! is three piece... head torso bottoms..

Intelligent... Oh my pulmonary arteries... one may be suffering from acute myocardial palpitations... quick doctor prepare for an infarction just in case.

Geeky (i watch anime and play mmo's)

Not asking for much am I."

Oooo you got me at anime

what's your fave. Mine is death note

started watching that last night

...

studio ghibli goes without saying...

SAO

SAO II

Highschool DxD

ef melodies

Now watching Death Note.

You'll love it, its awesome! Ouran high school host club is another fave. Studio ghibli pretty much goes without saying.

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By *nFairnessMan over a year ago

The Four Corners

"Anyone pulled yet?

Only my plump ass out of bed lol

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By *nFairnessMan over a year ago

The Four Corners

""Wanted

Man over 6ft

im 5 ft 11 dammit... ill put some extra socks on...

Athletic i watched the olympics once

Tattoos i have 2 and plan to get more.

Endless stamina i can talk and talk and talk and atalk and talk and talk and talk.......

A kinky mind

Casual encounters of the third kind baby

hahaha

Exhibitionist

as an abstract painter... this piece i aptly named.... 'wet noodle in bed' came to me when i was eatign a pot noodle.... in bed.

Dressed in a three piece suit

Birthday suit! is three piece... head torso bottoms..

Intelligent... Oh my pulmonary arteries... one may be suffering from acute myocardial palpitations... quick doctor prepare for an infarction just in case.

Geeky (i watch anime and play mmo's)

Not asking for much am I."

Oooo you got me at anime

what's your fave. Mine is death note

started watching that last night

...

studio ghibli goes without saying...

SAO

SAO II

Highschool DxD

ef melodies

Now watching Death Note.

You'll love it, its awesome! Ouran high school host club is another fave. Studio ghibli pretty much goes without saying.

haha so true... i enjoy of the lesser known works as well as the classics... The Wind Rises... Up on Poppy Hill just awesome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanted

A fun sassy sensual lady , must like hand in hand walks in the woods . Great conversation and giggles .

Picnics kites and chuckles .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone pulled yet?

Nope, have noticed someone check me out that I have had my eye on for a while though!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Demure Lady with a sense of fun and adventure wanted. Must be willing to push some boundaries.

You lost me at demure!

Ahh bugger!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Running partner lives near me also if there hot maybe more. Happy t work from couch potato status to 10ks, Male or female

I'll send Pooch then I can have a rest ha ha

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Anyone pulled yet?

Nope, have noticed someone check me out that I have had my eye on for a while though!"

Message them then what have you got to lose...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanted for Xmas a nice bi girl all for little me..

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Wanted

A fun sassy sensual lady , must like hand in hand walks in the woods . Great conversation and giggles .

Picnics kites and chuckles .

Aww now that sounds lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted

A fun sassy sensual lady , must like hand in hand walks in the woods . Great conversation and giggles .

Picnics kites and chuckles .

Aww now that sounds lovely

Aw thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone pulled yet?

Nope, have noticed someone check me out that I have had my eye on for a while though!

Message them then what have you got to lose...

He lives miles away, if he was closer I probably would have x

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By *km45Man over a year ago

UTTOXETER

"Anyone pulled yet?

Not yet and no profile views. Early days yet. Hopefully when finished work there will be a few messages or winks

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Anyone pulled yet?

Nope, have noticed someone check me out that I have had my eye on for a while though!

Message them then what have you got to lose...

He lives miles away, if he was closer I probably would have x"

Awww I know that feeling I might kidnap those that live far away for a weekend in bed....steak dinner as a reward

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Woman wanted 30+

She must have a happy disposition, outgoing and confident.

Eyes - would be nice

Hair - yes please

Figure - i dont mind

Teeth - her own or at least put them in when we meet

Hope to hear from a lovely lady soon (although i am not holding out much hope)

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By *nFairnessMan over a year ago

The Four Corners

33 views so far today and i cant see who they are :/ dammit you lurkers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanted

MEN !

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Demure Lady with a sense of fun and adventure wanted. Must be willing to push some boundaries.

You lost me at demure!

Ahh bugger!

I don't think I'm much of a lady either!

Still... you could at least fake disappointment!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"33 views so far today and i cant see who they are :/ dammit you lurkers"

Upgrade to silver

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By *nFairnessMan over a year ago

The Four Corners

"33 views so far today and i cant see who they are :/ dammit you lurkers

Upgrade to silver

would that make me .... a silver surfer!!... *geeks out*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need more time!

So if there are any fun, intelligent, confident men who know what they like & have a twinkle in their eye who also posses a time machine then contact me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted

MEN !

At last a catagory i fit in

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By *nFairnessMan over a year ago

The Four Corners

"I need more time!

So if there are any fun, intelligent, confident men who know what they like & have a twinkle in their eye who also posses a time machine then contact me!

haha i have a time machine in nocturnal ill be happy to lend it to you sometime :P

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Running partner lives near me also if there hot maybe more. Happy t work from couch potato status to 10ks, Male or female

I'll send Pooch then I can have a rest ha ha

"
he wouldn't fit the maybe more part

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lady around my own age (+/- 5yrs ish). Good sense of humour, similar taste in music, good with kids, doesn't mind me coming home with dead animals to eat, have some tattoos and likes messing with cars. Sexually she'll need to be very open to new experiences but will need to remain monogamous for at least the first couple of months of our relationship.

Cannot be an utter bunny boiler.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need more time!

So if there are any fun, intelligent, confident men who know what they like & have a twinkle in their eye who also posses a time machine then contact me!

Do we need roads where we're going??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lady around my own age (+/- 5yrs ish). Good sense of humour, similar taste in music, good with kids, doesn't mind me coming home with dead animals to eat, have some tattoos and likes messing with cars. Sexually she'll need to be very open to new experiences but will need to remain monogamous for at least the first couple of months of our relationship.

Cannot be an utter bunny boiler....."

So only the foot of the bunny....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanted:

A couple, a man, or woman who likes to chat over a coffee or cider. Who is intelligent and witty. Who is in decent shape and good looking (men: preferably brown messy hair and a strong jawline; women: any hair color but not too tall).

Lets have a laugh and discuss something meaningful.

Regular meets preferred. Willing to travel for the right people

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cannot be an utter bunny boiler.....

So only the foot of the bunny...."

I do the cooking!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cannot be an utter bunny boiler.....

So only the foot of the bunny....

I do the cooking!"

Taxi!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Cannot be an utter bunny boiler....."

Pfffft! What is with you boys wanting ladies?!

*books appointment at finishing school*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanted: a lady or a str8 couple around south Tipp for a night of nawty fun tomorrow night Wednesday

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Wanted:

Lets have a laugh and discuss something meaningful.

Regular meets preferred. Willing to travel for the right people

-Courtney"

Does round count as a decent shape?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cannot be an utter bunny boiler.....

Pfffft! What is with you boys wanting ladies?!

*books appointment at finishing school*

A lady in public, a whore in the bedroom (it's a cliche I didn't want to resort to)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cannot be an utter bunny boiler.....

Pfffft! What is with you boys wanting ladies?!

*books appointment at finishing school*

It's code DG.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted

A fun sassy sensual lady , must like hand in hand walks in the woods . Great conversation and giggles .

Picnics kites and chuckles .

Yes please, but only if I can walk behind you sometimes so I can perve that cute bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted:

Lets have a laugh and discuss something meaningful.

Regular meets preferred. Willing to travel for the right people

-Courtney

Does round count as a decent shape?

Depends on how it looks on the individual

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By *nFairnessMan over a year ago

The Four Corners

"Wanted:

Lets have a laugh and discuss something meaningful.

Regular meets preferred. Willing to travel for the right people

-Courtney

Does round count as a decent shape?

Depends on how it looks on the individual

when are you free? and who's travelling?

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Cannot be an utter bunny boiler....."

Where do I sign up???

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

All I request for my one is that he is tall...

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By *ettercallsaul118Man over a year ago

Funtown

Wanted a intelligent lady / cpl for mutual fun times . Genuine 37 M with a wicked sens of humour seek fun and indulging times boundary pushing experiences . If it's you give Saul a call . BETTER CALL SAUL LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted

MEN !

At last a catagory i fit in"
Me too!! I was just about to give up all hope

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

A man who is local.

Doesn't mind meeting for a drink first.

Able to accommodate (as I can't).

Funny

Taller than me (at 5'2 that's easy)

...not much really

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cannot be an utter bunny boiler.....

Where do I sign up???

My inbox would be a good start, we can arrange an 'interview'

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Cannot be an utter bunny boiler.....

Where do I sign up???

My inbox would be a good start, we can arrange an 'interview'

Poor woman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanted - blowjob

anyone? I'm not fussy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted:

Lets have a laugh and discuss something meaningful.

Regular meets preferred. Willing to travel for the right people

-Courtney

Does round count as a decent shape?

Depends on how it looks on the individual

when are you free? and who's travelling?"

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Cannot be an utter bunny boiler.....

Where do I sign up???

My inbox would be a good start, we can arrange an 'interview'

Poor woman

Do you know something I don't??

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Cannot be an utter bunny boiler.....

Where do I sign up???

My inbox would be a good start, we can arrange an 'interview'

Poor woman

Do you know something I don't??

Nooooooo mr who is an awesome person and even more an amazing friend

any woman would be lucky to end up with him and his wacky ways..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cannot be an utter bunny boiler.....

Where do I sign up???

My inbox would be a good start, we can arrange an 'interview'

Poor woman

Do you know something I don't??

Nooooooo mr who is an awesome person and even more an amazing friend

any woman would be lucky to end up with him and his wacky ways..

Awww, cheers mate. I do love you ya know. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted:

Lets have a laugh and discuss something meaningful.

Regular meets preferred. Willing to travel for the right people

-Courtney

Dam it that rules me out

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By *nFairnessMan over a year ago

The Four Corners

"Wanted:

Lets have a laugh and discuss something meaningful.

Regular meets preferred. Willing to travel for the right people

-Courtney

Dam it that rules me out

you can be my +1

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Cannot be an utter bunny boiler.....

Where do I sign up???

My inbox would be a good start, we can arrange an 'interview'

Poor woman

Do you know something I don't??

Nooooooo mr who is an awesome person and even more an amazing friend

any woman would be lucky to end up with him and his wacky ways..

Awww, cheers mate. I do love you ya know. X"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted:

Lets have a laugh and discuss something meaningful.

Regular meets preferred. Willing to travel for the right people

-Courtney

Dam it that rules me out

If you don't mind us two short buggers, then you're more than welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know my type of man is unlikely to be on here so I'll take a guy 35-50 tall, grey hair and just an all round nice guy...

Damn im 51 just missed it by a year

Lol ok I'll up it to 55

You need to go up to 60!!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I know my type of man is unlikely to be on here so I'll take a guy 35-50 tall, grey hair and just an all round nice guy...

Damn im 51 just missed it by a year

Lol ok I'll up it to 55

You need to go up to 60!!

Look as much as I love older men there is only so much I can do to help the aged...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come here.....

Please

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"Come here.....

Please"
only 200miles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Santa I'd love a "special" 3sum with my husband and Jose mourinho.....god knows I've had hundreds in my head but now I want it in my bed...BTW I've been a bad girl so can't see it happening

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanted

Woman, height unimportant, curvy please. Wicked sinful sense of humour, double entendres's and innuendo bingo are a lot of fun! Sexual deviant in bedroom open to most things. Tattoos preffered but not essential. Decent set of gnashers also. Must love a good spooning and neck nuzzle after sex!

Me 6'1, broad shoulders, tattoos including sleeve, own hair, own teeth, funny, er forgetful, decent looking, total deviant

non smoker

Will travel

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By *ranimallxl5Man over a year ago

Winchester

"I know my type of man is unlikely to be on here so I'll take a guy 35-50 tall, grey hair and just an all round nice guy...

How tall is tall?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Wanted

Me 6'1, broad shoulders, tattoos including sleeve, own hair, own teeth, funny, er forgetful, decent looking, total deviant

non smoker

Will travel

Where do I sign up

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By *ranimallxl5Man over a year ago

Winchester

Wanted a girl to make my Mum proud

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted

Me 6'1, broad shoulders, tattoos including sleeve, own hair, own teeth, funny, er forgetful, decent looking, total deviant

non smoker

Will travel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted

Me 6'1, broad shoulders, tattoos including sleeve, own hair, own teeth, funny, er forgetful, decent looking, total deviant

non smoker

Will travel

"
have u tried the lonely hearts?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Man wanted 25-35

Hot sexy smouldering eyes

Peachy ass

Toned/beefy

Dom tendencies

Manners and knows how to treat a lady in public and a slut in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted

Nice respected man, aged 30-49.

Must be able to have fun and not take themselves seriously.

Someone I find attractive but not necessarily based on looks.

Must be compatable with me and share my sense of humour.

Ideally you won't like cake but this is optional.

Must be drama free

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know my type of man is unlikely to be on here so I'll take a guy 35-50 tall, grey hair and just an all round nice guy...

You would love the doorman who works at the bar where I drink.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Petite brunette, can twitch nose, a good sense of fun that means when I propose building a pillow fort they imediatly run off to find the nerf guns not walk out rolling her eyes...unless it's a ruse and she's off to build an opposing blanket fort and declare a siege

Nerf guns and blanket fort at the ready, sounds like my kind of fun!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted

Me 6'1, broad shoulders, tattoos including sleeve, own hair, own teeth, funny, er forgetful, decent looking, total deviant

non smoker

Will travel

Where do I sign up

Haha anywhere you like madam however I'm not dying my hair grey for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted

Me 6'1, broad shoulders, tattoos including sleeve, own hair, own teeth, funny, er forgetful, decent looking, total deviant

non smoker

Will travel

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted

Me 6'1, broad shoulders, tattoos including sleeve, own hair, own teeth, funny, er forgetful, decent looking, total deviant

non smoker

Will travel

have u tried the lonely hearts?

Yes but they get scared when I mention spreader bars, wands and ball gags

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Wanted

Me 6'1, broad shoulders, tattoos including sleeve, own hair, own teeth, funny, er forgetful, decent looking, total deviant

non smoker

Will travel

Where do I sign up

Haha anywhere you like madam however I'm not dying my hair grey for you

You can be my bit on the side

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted:

26-44 year old male

Tattooed (not essential)

Killer hair cut (not essential)

Around 5'6 or above (no Cuban heels please)

Nice pert bottom (essential)

Must like geeking out, cuddles, pillow fights, ice cream and waffles!

Also forgot the mention, must like comic con, must like dressing up in some kind of superhero costume for my own gratification and doesn't mind me perving at Harley Quinn cosplayers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted

Me 6'1, broad shoulders, tattoos including sleeve, own hair, own teeth, funny, er forgetful, decent looking, total deviant

non smoker

Will travel

have u tried the lonely hearts?

Yes but they get scared when I mention spreader bars, wands and ball gags

"
there's some prude's out there lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes but they get scared when I mention spreader bars, wands and ball gags

there's some prude's out there lol.

I don't consider them prudes just inexperienced, and I haven't got the patience to teach

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted

Me 6'1, broad shoulders, tattoos including sleeve, own hair, own teeth, funny, er forgetful, decent looking, total deviant

non smoker

Will travel

Where do I sign up

Haha anywhere you like madam however I'm not dying my hair grey for you

You can be my bit on the side

Sold!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm looking for a lovely lady, intelligent and articulate, good sense of humour, must be geeky and I'll settle for tolerant of sport!

Ostensibly someone to spend time with, not necessarily sexually just a good friend to go to clubs with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted:

26-44 year old male

Tattooed (not essential)

Killer hair cut (not essential)

Around 5'6 or above (no Cuban heels please)

Nice pert bottom (essential)

Must like geeking out, cuddles, pillow fights, ice cream and waffles!

Also forgot the mention, must like comic con, must like dressing up in some kind of superhero costume for my own gratification and doesn't mind me perving at Harley Quinn cosplayers"

That's pretty much me in a nutshell...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanted - Richey Edwards lookalike for us both to ravage the hell out of, or a morrissey lookalike,or the real morrissey.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted:

26-44 year old male

Tattooed (not essential)

Killer hair cut (not essential)

Around 5'6 or above (no Cuban heels please)

Nice pert bottom (essential)

Must like geeking out, cuddles, pillow fights, ice cream and waffles!

Also forgot the mention, must like comic con, must like dressing up in some kind of superhero costume for my own gratification and doesn't mind me perving at Harley Quinn cosplayers

That's pretty much me in a nutshell..."
. Oh mr who,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanted

Tall, dark, handsome, FIREMAN..aged between 35 and 50

Oh I can dream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted:

26-44 year old male

Tattooed (not essential)

Killer hair cut (not essential)

Around 5'6 or above (no Cuban heels please)

Nice pert bottom (essential)

Must like geeking out, cuddles, pillow fights, ice cream and waffles!

Also forgot the mention, must like comic con, must like dressing up in some kind of superhero costume for my own gratification and doesn't mind me perving at Harley Quinn cosplayers

That's pretty much me in a nutshell.... Oh mr who,

I know, I'm awesome!

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By *atcherofmyballsMan over a year ago

hereford

Wanted..... a female equivalent of Scaramanga ( 3 boobs) no gun

I live in hope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanted:

Man in suit. Preferably a little older. Must give great hugs and even better kisses.

Should be willing to travel and on request deliver cake and hot chocolate on a cold day.

Offered:

Witty chat, a creative mind. Flexibility and kisses. Oh and good boobs with not bad legs.

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By *ucsparkMan over a year ago

dudley

Wanted female with a pulse (doesn't need to be strong, but regular is a must). Sense of humour a must as is the ability to have fun. Love long walk and cold nights in. A love of dogs is essential as my dog comes most places with me. I'll sit in corner and hold my breath.

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By *raham29Man over a year ago

whitehaven

"Wanted:

26-44 year old male

Tattooed (not essential)

Killer hair cut (not essential)

Around 5'6 or above (no Cuban heels please)

Nice pert bottom (essential)

Must like geeking out, cuddles, pillow fights, ice cream and waffles!

Wow you are so stunning I hope we can chat

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By *ola.Woman over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Wanted Man aged 35-50.

Rides a bike, tattoos and 6 pack.

Used to be a prince riding a horse but I have grown up.

We all love a good fairytale.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dear Santa,

We've been very good this year and We'd love a kinky girl aged 18-40 to come join in our steamy, passionate games!

Tattoos and in interest in gaming not essential but a nice bratty streak she could lord over Lady would be lovely

Plus if she likes abit of bondage then Lady just may have to keep her

Thanks Santa!

Lord

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where are all the people looking for couples?

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where are all the people looking for couples?

-Courtney"

You're not a couple...we all know there's no Marc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanted:

Cake.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where are all the people looking for couples?

-Courtney

You're not a couple...we all know there's no Marc

I have witnesses on this very forum.

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Wanted:

Cake."

With cream?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where are all the people looking for couples?

-Courtney

You're not a couple...we all know there's no Marc

I have witnesses on this very forum.

Hmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted Man aged 35-50.

Rides a bike, tattoos and 6 pack.

Used to be a prince riding a horse but I have grown up.

We all love a good fairytale."

Opens garage door.... Check

Mirror ..... Check

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted:

Cake."

Will you settle for an apple?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm looking for twins. 18 - 19 yrs old, fabulously fit and extremely submissive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not petite or brunette - but I build a mean fort and I have my own nerf guns!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not petite or brunette - but I build a mean fort and I have my own nerf guns!

T'is true!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It also gives a chance for you to advertise for someone that might make you dribble in your under Garments...

This is just a bit of fun and hopefully it will get new people posting.....

Just having the finishing touches made to the tattoo of your avatar on my back. The only problem is the small amount of bleeding on my new crisp white shirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not petite or brunette - but I build a mean fort and I have my own nerf guns!

T'is true!!"

When are you coming to the north again? - so I can shackle you in hog ties and Fire nerf bullets at you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanted:

Cake.

With cream?

Hell yeah - might as well treat myself.

"Wanted:

Cake.

Will you settle for an apple?

Let's compromise?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/toffee_apple_cake_86505

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If there's really a Santa, I reckon he's on Fab......

Please make yourself known, SC.

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd love a local(ish) female. Aged 25-50. Who doesn't take things too seriously. Who accepts I'm bi and that I look great in stockings and heels.

Probably got the least chance of anyone with that though.lol

Claire

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By *oobsandballsMan over a year ago

st andrews

[Removed by poster at 20/10/15 11:21:06]

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

"If there's really a Santa, I reckon he's on Fab......

Please make yourself known, SC.

XXXX"

I reckon if he is on here a lot of ladies will be disappointed. He only cums down the chimney...

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

"If there's really a Santa, I reckon he's on Fab......

Please make yourself known, SC.

XXXX

I reckon if he is on here a lot of ladies will be disappointed. He only cums down the chimney..."

And once a year at that.....

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By *oobsandballsMan over a year ago

st andrews

Wanted: a tall dark haired male, 30 - 45, who's fun in and out of bed, for regular meets and friendship. I like tatts, but not essential. A strong confident man but not dom. I'm geeky so if they like sci-fi and fantasy that would be good.

Also seeking a curvy lady, 25 - 40, for regular girly fun, if anyone's interested. Have my own strap on

I especially like redheads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanted:

Cake.

Will you settle for an apple?

Let's compromise?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/toffee_apple_cake_86505"

Oh, go on then. I'll bring some coffee and vanilla ice cream, too.

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Local, club going male preferably toned and tattooed, most suit applicant age 25 to 38,

Must be safe, well groomed, and extremely open minded.

No drama's accepted.

Priority given to bi applicants.

Benefits include- fun nights at clubs with easy going female, who is highly sexed, enjoys dressing sexily, dancing and socialing ....

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By *olarfoxMan over a year ago

North Cambs

It also gives a chance for you to advertise for someone that might make you dribble in your under Garments...

This is just a bit of fun and hopefully it will get new people posting.....

You called

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So many lovely people but sooo far away!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

It also gives a chance for you to advertise for someone that might make you dribble in your under Garments...

This is just a bit of fun and hopefully it will get new people posting.....

You called

Stop teasing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It also gives a chance for you to advertise for someone that might make you dribble in your under Garments...

This is just a bit of fun and hopefully it will get new people posting.....

My Oxfords are black...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't know what Oxfords are

To me they're a mediocre brand of bike gear.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If there's really a Santa, I reckon he's on Fab......

Please make yourself known, SC.

XXXX"

PB pops his head out of the igloo, nope, SC's busy, only 66 days to go.... It's nice and warm in here though...

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

It also gives a chance for you to advertise for someone that might make you dribble in your under Garments...

This is just a bit of fun and hopefully it will get new people posting.....

My Oxfords are black... "

That's fine.....I can deal with that

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I don't know what Oxfords are

To me they're a mediocre brand of bike gear."

They are a type of gentlemens shoes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No one wants me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They are a type of gentlemens shoes

Counts me out then...

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"They are a type of gentlemens shoes

Counts me out then...

You ain't no gentleman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They are a type of gentlemens shoes

Counts me out then...

You ain't no gentleman

That's actually a very good point...

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By *olarfoxMan over a year ago

North Cambs

It also gives a chance for you to advertise for someone that might make you dribble in your under Garments...

This is just a bit of fun and hopefully it will get new people posting.....

My Oxfords are black...

That's fine.....I can deal with that

Brown Brogues are more my style so I would never do

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By *uited staffs guyMan over a year ago

staffordshire

Someone not mad, enjoys a good time socially and a lot of hot sex

Surely not too picky a list!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanted!

A geeky girl with glasses for the chats!

Apply within

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman over a year ago

B & M Bargains

WANTED:

Male

30-45

Tall

Strong arms

Firm hand

Naughty glint in his eye

Tattoos.. Maybe

Intelligent but not arrogant

And for relationship purposes-

Outdoorsy to push me into doing more

Can cook

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tall , Dark & Handsome , confident , fun , smells Devine , multi talented & fairly local ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tall , Dark & Handsome , confident , fun , smells Devine , multi talented & fairly local ....

Define "smells divine". Does the aroma of petrol and used engine oil count?...

If a woman smelled like that when she met me it's an instant plus point...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tall , Dark & Handsome , confident , fun , smells Devine , multi talented & fairly local ....

Define "smells divine". Does the aroma of petrol and used engine oil count?...

If a woman smelled like that when she met me it's an instant plus point..."

Sadly not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't know what Oxfords are

To me they're a mediocre brand of bike gear.

They are a type of gentlemens shoes

If they're what I think they are then you've got two hopes of getting me wearing them.

Rather be barefoot in jeans and an old top with the neck cut out of it.

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

Rather be barefoot in jeans and an old top with the neck cut out of it."
I'd love to see that but forget the top

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't know what Oxfords are

To me they're a mediocre brand of bike gear.

They are a type of gentlemens shoes

Oh I only own 2 pairs of boots (one with lime green smiley faces painted on) and one pair of trainers for footwear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanted sex slave

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By *andsonjohnMan over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

Who and what I want is lost to time so I'll have a Delorean time machine please .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tall , Dark & Handsome , confident , fun , smells Devine , multi talented & fairly local ....

Define "smells divine". Does the aroma of petrol and used engine oil count?...

If a woman smelled like that when she met me it's an instant plus point..."

It's not 'smells like divine' then?

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By *ynchedWoman over a year ago

Dunstable

Dear Santa, I’ve been a really bad girl this year, For Christmas I’d like you to send me a man with a long, firm tongue, and lovely arse and a sense of humour.

He should enjoy 3somes and more, and mustn’t mind when I go play with my girlfriends. Must be able to use a firm hand when necessary, as I can be a bit of a handful.

That should keep me on the straight and narrow in 2016...or not…..

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