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Yayyy It's Boxing Day Eve tomorrow!

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

Cant wait!

What's everyone doing? I know it's a bit of a dead day treading water til the biggy comes.

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Also I'm using this thread as general dumping ground for Christmas stuff that doesn't warrant it's own thread.

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

I just got a tweet form some funny fucker.

from: Kevin McCallister

Tweet: Oh, no. My family is in Florida and I'm in New York!

It even had a McCauley Culkin avatar, awesome! lol.

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

Xmas tip No. 1

Tell friends and family you're receiving Botox treatment this Christmas Eve so you don't have to feign joy when opening shit presents.

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

Xmas tip No. 2

Smear cranberry jelly all over your face tomorrow to avoid elderly mustachioed female relatives kissing you.

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

Xmas tip No. 3

Fool neighbours into thinking you have a time machine by throwing your Christmas tree into the street now!

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

Xmas tip No. 4

A scratchcard hidden in your Christmas pudding provides a futuristic alternative to a sixpence.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

xmas tip no 4 dont cook they will go home quicker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"xmas tip no 4 dont cook they will go home quicker

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ok no 5 then

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

Xmas tip No. 5

Get one up on your middle class neighbours having Goose for dinner by cooking a Swan!

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By *unky monkey OP Man over a year ago

in the night garden

"Xmas tip No. 5

Get one up on your middle class neighbours having Goose for dinner by cooking a Swan!"

OK number 6 lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oy sod of, its my 50th on boxing day and i wanna enjoy being 49 just for one more day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Funky...are you bored pet?!!

I've a ton of spuds need peeling if you've time on your hands!

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