 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
So I went out last night.
Had to do a tactical chunder on the way home and then was sick all over my house.
I have a horrible hangover.
How do I make it be gone? I can't move with out pain.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Suck it up buttercup....you got d*unk you deal with the consequences 
Unless, like me, you throw up in your dad's partners Mercedes and he tells you to just go to bed and he stays up till 3am cleaning it so she will never know  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"So I went out last night.
Had to do a tactical chunder on the way home and then was sick all over my house.
I have a horrible hangover.
How do I make it be gone? I can't move with out pain. "
Ooohhhh..... Sounds like a new fetish/ kink to explore ? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Hate that feeling. You may need to deploy a tactical chunder again to get rid of the horrible gurgle feeling.
Then follow it up with some food paracetamol and powerade.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Banana and water.
Potassium + hydration is the best cure.
Where do I find bananas on a Sunday morning. Are shops open? "
Most supermarkets open at 10am on a Sunday. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"So I went out last night.
Had to do a tactical chunder on the way home and then was sick all over my house.
I have a horrible hangover.
How do I make it be gone? I can't move with out pain.
Ooohhhh..... Sounds like a new fetish/ kink to explore ? "
Possibly. Though anyone that comes near me today runs the risk if being sicked on |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Banana and water.
Potassium + hydration is the best cure.
Where do I find bananas on a Sunday morning. Are shops open?
Most supermarkets open at 10am on a Sunday."
Omg I may have to get up. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"So I went out last night.
Had to do a tactical chunder on the way home and then was sick all over my house.
I have a horrible hangover.
How do I make it be gone? I can't move with out pain.
Ooohhhh..... Sounds like a new fetish/ kink to explore ? "
Why do I get the feeling you're only half joking?! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"So I went out last night.
Had to do a tactical chunder on the way home and then was sick all over my house.
I have a horrible hangover.
How do I make it be gone? I can't move with out pain.
Ooohhhh..... Sounds like a new fetish/ kink to explore ?
Possibly. Though anyone that comes near me today runs the risk if being sicked on "
Well after what I was covered in on Friday night , sick might be a perfect dessert   |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"So I went out last night.
Had to do a tactical chunder on the way home and then was sick all over my house.
I have a horrible hangover.
How do I make it be gone? I can't move with out pain.
Ooohhhh..... Sounds like a new fetish/ kink to explore ?
Why do I get the feeling you're only half joking?! "
Not even half joking |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"So I went out last night.
Had to do a tactical chunder on the way home and then was sick all over my house.
I have a horrible hangover.
How do I make it be gone? I can't move with out pain.
Ooohhhh..... Sounds like a new fetish/ kink to explore ?
Possibly. Though anyone that comes near me today runs the risk if being sicked on "
Also sounds like a kink 
Full English with plenty of water. I didn't know about bananas, but also makes sense. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"So I went out last night.
Had to do a tactical chunder on the way home and then was sick all over my house.
I have a horrible hangover.
How do I make it be gone? I can't move with out pain.
Ooohhhh..... Sounds like a new fetish/ kink to explore ?
Possibly. Though anyone that comes near me today runs the risk if being sicked on
Well after what I was covered in on Friday night , sick might be a perfect dessert "
Exactly. I knew someone, somewhere would love it |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Is it feeling sick? If so, salt and vinegar discos, full fat Coke. Headache needs a smoothie including banana and orange, and painkillers. Possibly bacon. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"So I went out last night.
Had to do a tactical chunder on the way home and then was sick all over my house.
I have a horrible hangover.
How do I make it be gone? I can't move with out pain.
Ooohhhh..... Sounds like a new fetish/ kink to explore ?
Possibly. Though anyone that comes near me today runs the risk if being sicked on
Well after what I was covered in on Friday night , sick might be a perfect dessert
Exactly. I knew someone, somewhere would love it"
Actually very moist now at the thought |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Is it feeling sick? If so, salt and vinegar discos, full fat Coke. Headache needs a smoothie including banana and orange, and painkillers. Possibly bacon."
I forgot discos existed! Good shout. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"So I went out last night.
Had to do a tactical chunder on the way home and then was sick all over my house.
I have a horrible hangover.
How do I make it be gone? I can't move with out pain.
Ooohhhh..... Sounds like a new fetish/ kink to explore ?
Why do I get the feeling you're only half joking?!
Not even half joking "
Haha, outstanding... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"So I went out last night.
Had to do a tactical chunder on the way home and then was sick all over my house.
I have a horrible hangover.
How do I make it be gone? I can't move with out pain.
Ooohhhh..... Sounds like a new fetish/ kink to explore ?
Possibly. Though anyone that comes near me today runs the risk if being sicked on
Well after what I was covered in on Friday night , sick might be a perfect dessert
Exactly. I knew someone, somewhere would love it
Actually very moist now at the thought "
I'm very curious now, to watch though, not comfortable enough to participate |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"So I went out last night.
Had to do a tactical chunder on the way home and then was sick all over my house.
I have a horrible hangover.
How do I make it be gone? I can't move with out pain.
Ooohhhh..... Sounds like a new fetish/ kink to explore ?
Possibly. Though anyone that comes near me today runs the risk if being sicked on
Well after what I was covered in on Friday night , sick might be a perfect dessert
Exactly. I knew someone, somewhere would love it
Actually very moist now at the thought
I'm very curious now, to watch though, not comfortable enough to participate"
Make half here now , and that's exactly how I feel |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
What causes the headache is dehydration. What I do us make up a large class (pint glass is best) of Robinson Barley water, but any orange or lemon cordial will do, throw in a couple of soluble aspirin or paracetamol, drink it as quickly as possible then go back to bed for another hour or so. You should wake up feeling like a spring chicken.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Dunno if you're looking for genuine answer - or attention seeking.
Best thing is exercise - go for a run + sweat that shit out. Aye you read that right .
Plus eat loads, cos your metabolism changes post booze |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Dunno if you're looking for genuine answer - or attention seeking.
Best thing is exercise - go for a run + sweat that shit out. Aye you read that right .
Plus eat loads, cos your metabolism changes post booze "
Both!
I need a cure and sympathy right now.
Am I shite going for a run though. Feel sick just thinking about it. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Dunno if you're looking for genuine answer - or attention seeking.
Best thing is exercise - go for a run + sweat that shit out. Aye you read that right .
Plus eat loads, cos your metabolism changes post booze
Both!
I need a cure and sympathy right now.
Am I shite going for a run though. Feel sick just thinking about it. "
Right, so you suffer all day.
Or move your ass, for 40 minutes and come back tell me how you feel . Plus, this solution will get you through your boozing years.
Just imagine there's a big fat cock at the end of the road |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Dunno if you're looking for genuine answer - or attention seeking.
Best thing is exercise - go for a run + sweat that shit out. Aye you read that right .
Plus eat loads, cos your metabolism changes post booze "
Bugger going for a run, but a walk in the cold air would be a good shout actually |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"What causes the headache is dehydration. What I do us make up a large class (pint glass is best) of Robinson Barley water, but any orange or lemon cordial will do, throw in a couple of soluble aspirin or paracetamol, drink it as quickly as possible then go back to bed for another hour or so. You should wake up feeling like a spring chicken. "
Half right...
Dehydration is only a small part of the hangover. Alcohol consumption impairs the body's ability to absorb potassium and that's what causes the headache. This is why bananas are good as they're an excellent source of the stuff. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Dunno if you're looking for genuine answer - or attention seeking.
Best thing is exercise - go for a run + sweat that shit out. Aye you read that right .
Plus eat loads, cos your metabolism changes post booze
Both!
I need a cure and sympathy right now.
Am I shite going for a run though. Feel sick just thinking about it. "
I'm sympathetic. Been there before. But I also lack sympathy because drinking is a choice, as is how much to drink |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"What causes the headache is dehydration. What I do us make up a large class (pint glass is best) of Robinson Barley water, but any orange or lemon cordial will do, throw in a couple of soluble aspirin or paracetamol, drink it as quickly as possible then go back to bed for another hour or so. You should wake up feeling like a spring chicken.
Half right...
Dehydration is only a small part of the hangover. Alcohol consumption impairs the body's ability to absorb potassium and that's what causes the headache. This is why bananas are good as they're an excellent source of the stuff."
Tbh alcohol does so much to your body in so many ways it's hard to pinpoint the main issue with regards to hangover
For instance while your liver is processing the alcohol it's usually neglecting some of its other workload and so various other chemical levels rise etc
Which disturbs the kidneys which affects hydration which is already usually bad at this point then there's all the issues with the sugars affecting your blood sugar etc
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Dunno if you're looking for genuine answer - or attention seeking.
Best thing is exercise - go for a run + sweat that shit out. Aye you read that right .
Plus eat loads, cos your metabolism changes post booze "
The exercise is a good shout. I used to go out and get pissed on a Friday night then would play in a football 5 a side league every Saturday. The one hour football always did a great job of shifting the hangover. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Some good advice here. Why oh why did I drink so much?!"
Here is a Frank Sinatra quote for you.....
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink, when they wake up in the morning that's is the best they will feel all day. " |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"So I went out last night.
Had to do a tactical chunder on the way home and then was sick all over my house.
I have a horrible hangover.
How do I make it be gone? I can't move with out pain. "
Lucozade and salt+vinegar discos |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *unnyDaysCouple
over a year ago
The Middle |
It's a tough one when it's that bad. I go with 2 ibroprophin 1 anti histamine and a Co codiemol. Although I can't spell any of them. LoL
Try and get your fluids back up as this helps too. Go with flat full fat , iron bru works quite well too I find. But knock the gas out of it as it will set your tummy off.
But as always prevention is better than cure.
Get well soon |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"For some reason I always have to drink a McDonalds Cola ... And it works ..... No idea why
Because its been flat over a month and got ice with it"
Pmsl |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
I've been fortunate to never have an hangover, I think its because I've always followed my dads advice. once home drink a pint of water before bed. Hangovers are caused by the dehydration,that m the alcohol causes, so you have already started the rehydrating process in your sleep by drinking the water beforehand. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Do you have a hangover end time? Mine is 4pm, no hangover however bad has ever lasted beyond 4pm. It's like magic. "
I have had a few hangovers that lasted 2 days. The type of hangovers where you lie still but your eyeballs still hurt.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
Severity of hangovers can depend on what you got d*unk on. Purer alcoholic beverages result in less severe hangovers and mixing drinks results in more severe hangovers.
Always drink on a full stomach (pasta is good) to soak up the booze. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"What causes the headache is dehydration. What I do us make up a large class (pint glass is best) of Robinson Barley water, but any orange or lemon cordial will do, throw in a couple of soluble aspirin or paracetamol, drink it as quickly as possible then go back to bed for another hour or so. You should wake up feeling like a spring chicken.
Half right...
Dehydration is only a small part of the hangover. Alcohol consumption impairs the body's ability to absorb potassium and that's what causes the headache. This is why bananas are good as they're an excellent source of the stuff."
I can't eat bananas without throwing up at the best of times, what else is high in potassium? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Some good advice here. Why oh why did I drink so much?!"
Because you're young my love! You're supposed to get almightily d*unk occasionally when you're young!
Big hugs and hope you're feeling better now? Xx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
A bottle of Prosecco mixed with cocktails, cider, sambuca and jagerbombs is not recommended!
Still feeling fragile but can manage to eat now so all is not lost |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"On the bus this morning some woman vomited all over the back of a fellow passengers head "
OH MY GOD!! I'd freak out!!
This thread has made me feel bit sick |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"So I went out last night.
Had to do a tactical chunder on the way home and then was sick all over my house.
I have a horrible hangover.
How do I make it be gone? I can't move with out pain.
Ooohhhh..... Sounds like a new fetish/ kink to explore ?
Possibly. Though anyone that comes near me today runs the risk if being sicked on
Well after what I was covered in on Friday night , sick might be a perfect dessert "
I believe the word is emetophilia. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"On the bus this morning some woman vomited all over the back of a fellow passengers head
OH MY GOD!! I'd freak out!!
This thread has made me feel bit sick "
Not as sick as she was! The fellow passenger was not impressed |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
