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over a year ago
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It's also like when you pinch a garden hose and the whole thing sprays out at all angles 
Not saying mine's any where near as long as a garden hose or anything  |
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"Luckily I live on a farm so I go outside in the buff and let it goo trying not to hit my chin
Well that's going to scare the chickens! "
Depending upon how big it is... it might scare the cows too |
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"Luckily I live on a farm so I go outside in the buff and let it goo trying not to hit my chin
Well that's going to scare the chickens! "
That's cocks for you. |
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"Yeah and when you fall asleep after sex and wake up with your japs eye stuck and you pee in two different directions at once! "
Frank Skinner once said trying to pee after you just cum, is like trying to pee through a curly wurly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guy's, how bloody awful is it?
Who said being a man was easy? 
Our new found pleasure in water sports does away with this problem  "
I've never had an issue either... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My heart bleeds for you all 
You have no idea the difficulties us men have  "
Yeah, we just get the monthlys, have to go through pregnancy and labour and then have to go through bloody menopause. You guys are just so hardly done by lol |
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"My heart bleeds for you all
You have no idea the difficulties us men have
Yeah, we just get the monthlys, have to go through pregnancy and labour and then have to go through bloody menopause. You guys are just so hardly done by lol "
Not forgetting contraceptive side effects and most likely cleaning up mens mess...
I live with 3 boys they are disgusting at times lol |
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"My heart bleeds for you all
You have no idea the difficulties us men have
Yeah, we just get the monthlys, have to go through pregnancy and labour and then have to go through bloody menopause. You guys are just so hardly done by lol
Not forgetting contraceptive side effects and most likely cleaning up mens mess...
I live with 3 boys they are disgusting at times lol "
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By *andS66Couple
over a year ago
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"My heart bleeds for you all
You have no idea the difficulties us men have
Yeah, we just get the monthlys, have to go through pregnancy and labour and then have to go through bloody menopause. You guys are just so hardly done by lol "
I think you'll find that when you go through all that, so do we.
(ducks, and runs for cover) |
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By *unnyDaysCouple
over a year ago
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Brush your teeth. Bending over the sink and doing something even for a minute relaxes you for a minute and releases the blood from the base of the shaft so you can at least get it to point down. At a push you can sit down with your ass as far back as you can get and point it into the bowl. Just watch the gap under the seat or your going to pee on your knees! |
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"I've been half asleep ready to take a shit n pissed in my face.....only once
TMI  "
It was only once lol....I always do the horizontal handstand n tuck down now |
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