I think the OP is trying to suggest that the lady would be glued together down there with the fluids from the night before... and that it wouldn't open easily to let her pee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thats an attractive image

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Safe sex huh!

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By *essiCouple over a year ago

suffolk

"Thats an attractive image

Yep,charming...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

It kind of kills the joke if you need it explained, punctuation or not.

C...

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

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"It kind of kills the joke if you need it explained, punctuation or not.

C..."

You tried

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bless!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got the joke in that sense, I just didn't understand all the references to punctuation...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I got the joke in that sense, I just didn't understand all the references to punctuation..."
Likewise x

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

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"I got the joke in that sense, I just didn't understand all the references to punctuation..."

Me either, just someone trying to be a smartarse I expect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A panda walks into a crowded resteraunt, eats shoots and leaves...

A panda walks into a crowded resteraunt, eats, shoots, and leaves...

My phone was charged (for)

My phone is charged (up)

context is everything, content is king.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"A panda walks into a crowded resteraunt, eats shoots and leaves...

A panda walks into a crowded resteraunt, eats, shoots, and leaves...

My phone was charged (for)

My phone is charged (up)

context is everything, content is king.

Nahhhh it's all relaxed when it comes to jokes otherwise some of them wouldn't make any sense at all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A panda walks into a crowded resteraunt, eats shoots and leaves...

A panda walks into a crowded resteraunt, eats, shoots, and leaves...

My phone was charged (for)

My phone is charged (up)

context is everything, content is king.

Indeed. I understand the importance of punctuation. I keep rereading the OP and can't see what's wrong though, but it has been a long day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A panda walks into a crowded resteraunt, eats shoots and leaves...

A panda walks into a crowded resteraunt, eats, shoots, and leaves...

My phone was charged (for)

My phone is charged (up)

context is everything, content is king.

Indeed. I understand the importance of punctuation. I keep rereading the OP and can't see what's wrong though, but it has been a long day. "

Except that it's "why do women not like" rather than "why don't women like". Which isn't really up there with eats shoots and leaves.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well I'm not known for being the sharpest knife in the draw but even I understood it.

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By *azkinsWoman over a year ago

leeds

your all mad ha

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By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

It could be a greedy panda with a gun, in which case...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i shudda left this,as now its been explained i feel quite ill

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By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Punctuation shouldn't have that effect on you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do women not like taking a piss in the morning after a night of heavy sex? Have you tried opening a cold toasted cheese sandwich!"
maybe they havnt drank enough fluid

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By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

A semenal thought

C...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get the Jizzt!!!

Keep it in the condom! Then its Your problem!

And a good-morning fuck solves it too!

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago