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over a year ago
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"Yes, let's talk about man-stuff!
Women, porn and beer, anyone?"
Women are great for cleaning . Porn is great while you get a blow job . Beer is great to keep the thirst down while watching her clean naked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm drinking beer and watching the football. Gonna go get some man crisps soon"
Presume you mean Forest? What the hell has happened in recent times they were flying a few seasons back and difficult to beat |
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"I'm drinking beer and watching the football. Gonna go get some man crisps soon
Presume you mean F****t? What the hell has happened in recent times they were flying a few seasons back and difficult to beat"
Do not swear on this thread please  |
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"Since the girls are talking about makeup and hair. Let's talk about manly stuff.....
I am now going to knock down this wall with my manly sledge hammer  "
...did you know that if you eat enough tortillas in one day that later on when you fart they tend to smell rather deadly.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Since the girls are talking about makeup and hair. Let's talk about manly stuff.....
I am now going to knock down this wall with my manly sledge hammer
...did you know that if you eat enough tortillas in one day that later on when you fart they tend to smell rather deadly.. "
I thought tortilla farts were what created further tortillas |
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"Since the girls are talking about makeup and hair. Let's talk about manly stuff.....
I am now going to knock down this wall with my manly sledge hammer
...did you know that if you eat enough tortillas in one day that later on when you fart they tend to smell rather deadly..
I thought tortilla farts were what created further tortillas"
interesting......never thought of it that way perhaps I shall look further into this theory  hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes, let's talk about man-stuff!
Women, porn and beer, anyone?
Women are great for cleaning . Porn is great while you get a blow job . Beer is great to keep the thirst down while watching her clean naked "
if she was that good at bjs you wouldn't need to watch porn  |
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Explosives, interstellar battles, castles, tanks, cars, machines, robots, dinosaurs, volcanoes, digging holes, big things, beer and porn and women to name but a few.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do man stuff all day on site. Evenings are me time. Oh and wine time 
Wine time? The door is that way "
Spins on my heels in an overly dramatic way and works those hips as she heads for the door. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"Since the girls are talking about makeup and hair. Let's talk about manly stuff.....
I am now going to knock down this wall with my manly sledge hammer "
I like knocking walls down. It's cathartic. Last time I did it I had three guys sat in deckchairs watching me do it, looking slightly terrified. Then I made them wheel all the rubble to the skip while I sat in one of the deckchairs and had a beer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Since the girls are talking about makeup and hair. Let's talk about manly stuff.....
I am now going to knock down this wall with my manly sledge hammer
...did you know that if you eat enough tortillas in one day that later on when you fart they tend to smell rather deadly..
I thought tortilla farts were what created further tortillas
interesting......never thought of it that way perhaps I shall look further into this theory hehe"
I call it the taco bell recycling theory |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I hang out in here with the men?!
yeah but you have to scratch your arse crack and sniff your fingers and occasionally fart loudly and grin like a 5 year old..?"
You got a camera on me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Since the girls are talking about makeup and hair. Let's talk about manly stuff.....
I am now going to knock down this wall with my manly sledge hammer
I like knocking walls down. It's cathartic. Last time I did it I had three guys sat in deckchairs watching me do it, looking slightly terrified. Then I made them wheel all the rubble to the skip while I sat in one of the deckchairs and had a beer."
I think I'm in love lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm now sitting on a chair, legs spread, with one ball hanging out, drinking JD from the bottle.
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Yeah well I'm sat here with two balls hanging out drinking whisky. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I hang out in here with the men?!
yeah but you have to scratch your arse crack and sniff your fingers and occasionally fart loudly and grin like a 5 year old..?"
Where did you hide that camera? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm gonna eat last night's left over pizza cold
Why didn't you eat it for breakfast? That's the best time for cold pizza. With a chilli sauce as a dipping thing."
Did that thus morning when I came in from work  |
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"I'm gonna eat last night's left over pizza cold
Why didn't you eat it for breakfast? That's the best time for cold pizza. With a chilli sauce as a dipping thing."
men don't dip, tip half the bottle on scoff it then pretend its really not burning your tonsils off.. |
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"I'm gonna eat last night's left over pizza cold
Why didn't you eat it for breakfast? That's the best time for cold pizza. With a chilli sauce as a dipping thing.
men don't dip, tip half the bottle on scoff it then pretend its really not burning your tonsils off.."
That's funny because I did the same with some wasabi the other day  |
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"I'm gonna eat last night's left over pizza cold
Why didn't you eat it for breakfast? That's the best time for cold pizza. With a chilli sauce as a dipping thing.
men don't dip, tip half the bottle on scoff it then pretend its really not burning your tonsils off..
That's funny because I did the same with some wasabi the other day "
wasabi toothpaste is the dogs..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll drink a beer while I strip, clean and service my chain saw
I used to have a chainsaw, for real."
I still have. And a nail gun. For real.
But it's evening. I'm drinking a glass of Shiraz, curled up on the sofa in a fluffy dressing gown, painting my toes
Ok, ok, I'm going  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just popping in to show you my bum *pops back out again*
Nice arse
Nice arse
Steam coming out of the ears. Frothing at the mouth.
Stick a sock in it, bitch"
Man dem don't care about tings. Tings just got real. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll drink a beer while I strip, clean and service my chain saw
I used to have a chainsaw, for real."
I have one for real, along with petrol hedge trimmer, petrol Strummer, stihl saw, cement mixer and a whole garage of power tools......right next to the pink barbie bikes, space hoppers and pink scooters...I have daughters |
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"Just popping in to show you my bum *pops back out again*
Nice arse
Nice arse
Steam coming out of the ears. Frothing at the mouth.
Stick a sock in it, bitch
Man dem don't care about tings. Tings just got real."
Get a hold of yourself!
*slaps Spirit X*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0GW0Vnr9Yc |
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"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?
We need our space to back stab them 
You'd really ban me from this thread?!
Gutted!
not banned..
just sent to the kitchen to make bacon sarnies.."
That's soooo 20th Century! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?
We need our space to back stab them
You'd really ban me from this thread?!
Gutted!
not banned..
just sent to the kitchen to make bacon sarnies.."
Make your own |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?
We need our space to back stab them
You'd really ban me from this thread?!
Gutted!
not banned..
just sent to the kitchen to make bacon sarnies..
That's soooo 20th Century! "
Almost as good as chilli beans |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?
We need our space to back stab them
You'd really ban me from this thread?!
Gutted!
not banned..
just sent to the kitchen to make bacon sarnies..
Make your own "
I'll do them.
Blt?
Brie? |
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"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?
We need our space to back stab them
You'd really ban me from this thread?!
Gutted!
not banned..
just sent to the kitchen to make bacon sarnies..
Make your own "
Yeah but you just know when you smell that scintillating aroma you'll nick half.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Swigs beer ; burps , A.B.C.D.... Looks chuffed with himself
Mere amateur "
I always get embarrassed when I belch, but giggle like a schoolgirl when I release a deadly fart |
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"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?
We need our space to back stab them
You'd really ban me from this thread?!
Gutted!
not banned..
just sent to the kitchen to make bacon sarnies..
That's soooo 20th Century! "
Oi this is the man thread, its bacon sarnie with braaan sauce..
none of your proscuito on an olive and sun dried tomato focacia thing..
thats a new man thing, bloody splitters.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Swigs beer ; burps , A.B.C.D.... Looks chuffed with himself
Mere amateur
I always get embarrassed when I belch, but giggle like a schoolgirl when I release a deadly fart "
I'm the other way around!! |
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"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?
We need our space to back stab them
You'd really ban me from this thread?!
Gutted!
not banned..
just sent to the kitchen to make bacon sarnies..
Make your own
I'll do them.
Blt?
Brie? "
?
bit foreign, double strong cheddar and your on.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?
We need our space to back stab them
You'd really ban me from this thread?!
Gutted!
not banned..
just sent to the kitchen to make bacon sarnies..
Make your own
I'll do them.
Blt?
Brie?
?
bit foreign, double strong cheddar and your on.."
Would you like a little salad on the side too? |
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"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?
We need our space to back stab them
You'd really ban me from this thread?!
Gutted!
not banned..
just sent to the kitchen to make bacon sarnies..
Make your own
I'll do them.
Blt?
Brie?
?
bit foreign, double strong cheddar and your on..
Would you like a little salad on the side too? "
raw onion..? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?
We need our space to back stab them
You'd really ban me from this thread?!
Gutted!
not banned..
just sent to the kitchen to make bacon sarnies..
Make your own
I'll do them.
Blt?
Brie?
?
bit foreign, double strong cheddar and your on.."
Not stinky enough. Stilton and kippers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Swigs beer ; burps , A.B.C.D.... Looks chuffed with himself
Mere amateur
I always get embarrassed when I belch, but giggle like a schoolgirl when I release a deadly fart
I'm the other way around!!"
Niiice, you belch while I fart and double whammy everyone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Swigs beer ; burps , A.B.C.D.... Looks chuffed with himself
Mere amateur
I always get embarrassed when I belch, but giggle like a schoolgirl when I release a deadly fart "
You can only laugh at your own farts
Everyone else who farts needs a bottle of bleach shoved up there bum |
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I'm a girlie girl but do boy stuff too!!
I can knock down walls, I can build walls, I can paint & hang wallpaper without chipping my nail varnish, I change plug fuses & lightbulbs. I love real ale, playing pool & darts & if required will burp & fart.
Oh and I can put IKEA furniture together |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?
We need our space to back stab them
You'd really ban me from this thread?!
Gutted!
not banned..
just sent to the kitchen to make bacon sarnies..
Make your own
I'll do them.
Blt?
Brie? "
Oooh, surprise me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Swigs beer ; burps , A.B.C.D.... Looks chuffed with himself
Mere amateur
I always get embarrassed when I belch, but giggle like a schoolgirl when I release a deadly fart
I'm the other way around!!
Niiice, you belch while I fart and double whammy everyone"
It's a date... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?
We need our space to back stab them
You'd really ban me from this thread?!
Gutted!
not banned..
just sent to the kitchen to make bacon sarnies..
Make your own
I'll do them.
Blt?
Brie?
?
bit foreign, double strong cheddar and your on..
Would you like a little salad on the side too?
raw onion..? "
If you like. I won't be kissing you though! I make a lovely dressing too.
White brown or whole meal bread? Toasted on the outside? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm a girlie girl but do boy stuff too!!
I can knock down walls, I can build walls, I can paint & hang wallpaper without chipping my nail varnish, I change plug fuses & lightbulbs. I love real ale, playing pool & darts & if required will burp & fart.
Oh and I can put IKEA furniture together "
Any woman who likes real ale is my kind of woman
The rest makes you extra awesome |
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"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?
We need our space to back stab them
You'd really ban me from this thread?!
Gutted!
not banned..
just sent to the kitchen to make bacon sarnies..
Make your own
I'll do them.
Blt?
Brie?
?
bit foreign, double strong cheddar and your on..
Would you like a little salad on the side too?
raw onion..?
If you like. I won't be kissing you though! I make a lovely dressing too.
White brown or whole meal bread? Toasted on the outside?"
ditch the onion..
whole meal granary please, no toasting.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rachael fires up the griddle and gets out a selection of cheeses. Side salads being prepped. Crusty bread spread with real butter.
Real men need feeding |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Swigs beer ; burps , A.B.C.D.... Looks chuffed with himself
Mere amateur
I always get embarrassed when I belch, but giggle like a schoolgirl when I release a deadly fart
I'm the other way around!!
Niiice, you belch while I fart and double whammy everyone
It's a date... "
Hahaha, get your coat then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ive lived more of my life as a lone woman than with a man - and even then did most of the 'man' jobs around the house - i have been ctiticised for being so damn independant and not allowing folk to help me - |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ive lived more of my life as a lone woman than with a man - and even then did most of the 'man' jobs around the house - i have been ctiticised for being so damn independant and not allowing folk to help me - "
Also very independent... Very useless as has been pointed out by most women I've dated but I like to do things without help also. Totally respect you for it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?
We need our space to back stab them
You'd really ban me from this thread?!
Gutted!"
Obviously you know I wouldn't ban you from anywhere(although could be fun trying ) |
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"Surely Women should be banned from this thread ?
We need our space to back stab them
You'd really ban me from this thread?!
Gutted!
Obviously you know I wouldn't ban you from anywhere(although could be fun trying )"
Nice tits, luv |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This room is missing two things cushions and candles x
Oooh yes, they like the soft furnishings whilst pretending not too... "
Next you'll be convincing yourselves We enjoy the sound of constant nagging and idle chitter chat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got to go outside in the wind and rain and chop the logs up with my big fuck off chainsaw and axe. Topless of course so that all can admire my manly body.
Must remember to put my teeth in and to stick my chest wig on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This room is missing two things cushions and candles x
Oooh yes, they like the soft furnishings whilst pretending not too... "
My my, that's a manly hammer you got there missy!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Boys night in !!!! You all need to get up and start clearing up. How many tissues do you guys need ? X"
How many odd socks are lying around with dubious stains on them? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This room is missing two things cushions and candles x
Oooh yes, they like the soft furnishings whilst pretending not too...
Next you'll be convincing yourselves We enjoy the sound of constant nagging and idle chitter chat "
Goes without saying |
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