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By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago
carrbrook stalybridge |
First Buses are delighted to announce that we will be banning all prams and buggies on our services, effective as of 8:00am on Sunday, 1st November 2015. The ban will be in effect nationwide owing to an increasing number of complaints from honest, hardworking passengers.
Those of you who called for this measure to take effect can rejoice as of the first day of this coming month as you will no longer have to endure the stench of giro-grabbing Facebook mums who are eroding the values in our society by plaguing public services with their Tigger pyjama bottoms and Ugg boots whilst wailing nasally at their spaghetti hoop-wearing, feral little scrotes "DECLAN! GIT FUCKIN' DOON FAE THERE! THERE'S THE MAN COMING TO GET YE!"
We are a public transport provider, not a bunch of disciplinarian nannies for your scabby offspring just because you decided to let some G-Star wearing weapon blow his beans up your muff outside The Garage on a Saturday night.
There are other options available to those affected; fuck off and use Stagecoach or work off some of that orange peel around your arsecracks by walking to Iceland to stock up on turkey dinosaurs and quid pizzas.
We trust that this is the end of the matter and any further protestations will be promptly filed in the trash. Fare payers have suffered too long at your expense and it's time we prioritised the cunts who make us money instead of scheme goblins who are essentially Jeremy Kyle fodder.
Your co-operation is greatly appreciated in this matter.
Thanks,
The First Buses Team.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And what about the hard working mums and dads who have to take children to child minders or nurseries before work. Those without petrol guzzling cars that is
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"I don't get this, so if you have a buggy your not honest and hard working?
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I think its the tigger legging and not working that is the link. I have a tigger onesie, but I also have a job and teenagers, so I think I am safe on the bus (or buses) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not sure if this is a joke thread or not as the op usually posts jokes "
It is a joke, just not a funny one to those of us with kids who have used the bus. I stopped using it when i had 2 babies and a double buggy and couldn't even get on any more. |
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I won't get on t'bus anymore so doesn't bother me.
I do sometimes miss watching the arguments between Mums with newborns and Mums with children in collapsable prams, with their knees pressed up to their chest because they're practically old enough to be going through puberty, arguing about who should get a buggy space though... |
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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago
Nuneaton |
Whats worse is those awful grannie trolleys on a bus i get on a bus an in tired of those trolleys on wheels tthey should be banned... lol 
When i had a pram i had to fold mine on the bus thst was over 20 years ago lol |
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I'm happy with any of the bus wankers provided they don't smell. Bring on the clean people with buggies, bags, bikes whatever! 
