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I need a bright bunch of motivated, committed individuals, or couples, to join my Apprentice Team. Tasks will be challenging and only those with great skills should apply.
Backstabbing, the ability to squabble, lie, cheat and connive are not commendable qualities, but frequently seen in the TV show. Tell us your qualities in your application below. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
I haven't watched tonight's yet but I'm good at just getting on with things without bitching. Solution focused apparently. Oh, and my eyes look very blue in certain lights, which I seem to remember a lot of in the boardroom in previous series. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Got any mulled wine left lickety?
Otherwise, mulled wine and lashings of tea works really well.
Where are the men?? I'm not a sexist pig but we could need some butch muscle around."
I sold out.
I'm not doing it this year so I'll be free for Apprentice tasks.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Excellent eye makeup and I can actually work out stuff like costings which they ALWAYS fuck up. "
A lot of the eye makeup is shit on there. That team leader looked atrocious |
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"Excellent eye makeup and I can actually work out stuff like costings which they ALWAYS fuck up.
A lot of the eye makeup is shit on there. That team leader looked atrocious "
Quite similar to her overall skillset, I'm inclined to think too. Plenty of mouth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Our makeup is always going to be in tip top shape. Plenty of refreshments. Good presentations, about our makeup and drinking. And well ogranised. Great so far.
Are we too nice??"
I said I can be the mean one....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not sure if I qualify as butch muscle.
But I do have a particular set of skills, skills I have aquired over a very long career......
I'm not wearing make up though.  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"This is of course the Celebrity Apprentice show. Now, where's Shag - he's not sent his application yet, though gets honorary membership surely. Is he too nice?"
Tim was really nice and he won.
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"I'm not sure if I qualify as butch muscle.
But I do have a particular set of skills, skills I have aquired over a very long career......
I'm not wearing make up though. "
That's ok, you could do less important work, whilst we sharpen our nails and get our makeup done. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not sure if I qualify as butch muscle.
But I do have a particular set of skills, skills I have aquired over a very long career......
I'm not wearing make up though.
That's ok, you could do less important work, whilst we sharpen our nails and get our makeup done."
I think you'll find my "skills" come in very handy...... |
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"This is of course the Celebrity Apprentice show. Now, where's Shag - he's not sent his application yet, though gets honorary membership surely. Is he too nice?
He needs to have patience!  "
As long as we're not voted off, whilst we're waiting. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"How about Fabulous for a name? 
Fabulously Capable!
I still like Taxidermy.
Yeah but would you buy a fish finger sarnie from someone with that name? "
I wouldn't buy a fish finger sandwich full stop.
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"How about Fabulous for a name?
Fabulously Capable!
I still like Taxidermy.
Yeah but would you buy a fish finger sarnie from someone with that name?
I wouldn't buy a fish finger sandwich full stop.
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Not even if it had salad cream on it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I make a lovely cup of tea. I keep a tidy desk. I bring my own milk and I don't steal other peoples' pens or staplers.
Oh,and I do a mean Friday dance."
Damn! I was going to say that I had a really good stapler. That's me out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about Fabulous for a name?
Fabulously Capable!
I still like Taxidermy.
Yeah but would you buy a fish finger sarnie from someone with that name?
I wouldn't buy a fish finger sandwich full stop.
Not even if it had salad cream on it? "
Fish fingers and custard then?
Claire
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"I had totally not known that this was on tonight - I'd assumed it was next week.
You weren't concentrating at the end of the show last night then.
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I'm not really known for concentration Lickety - and I was probably busier posting on Fab.
Anyway, we've all got to give several million %, like all candidates do. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I had totally not known that this was on tonight - I'd assumed it was next week.
You weren't concentrating at the end of the show last night then.
I'm not really known for concentration Lickety - and I was probably busier posting on Fab.
Anyway, we've all got to give several million %, like all candidates do."
I think it should be a dog shampoo. The logo can be a large cactus with a small dog cocking its leg against it.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"There are thousands of different cacti in the world, so I'm curious which one it is.
I'd also like to know the evidence behind its claims!!!"
Lady Sugary, you're getting yourself in a twist. This one is the Fabulously Capable where we're pitching cacti shampoo.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right Apprentice team.
You have to squabble, fight, bitch and develop/promote a shampoo, with a cactus ingredient, as per the show tonight.
Clean Prick Shampoo, springs to mind."
Shampoo you say? I'm out...... |
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"There are thousands of different cacti in the world, so I'm curious which one it is.
I'd also like to know the evidence behind its claims!!!
Lady Sugary, you're getting yourself in a twist. This one is the Fabulously Capable where we're pitching cacti shampoo.
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I'm often in a twist
We'll get ourselves more organised for future challenges. Or rather the team will  |
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