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over a year ago
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"I am gonna squat naked at the bottom of the chimney..
with a stiffie....
Mr Santa is in for a shock when he slides down and on and becomes Mrs Santa.
Santa wont mind, I hear he is Hohosexual."
Oh I say, that's very good.  |
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Once overheard a conversation between a group of Teachers attempting to recount all the names of Santa’s Reindeer, They stumbled their way through the list of :-
Dasher
Dancer
Prancer
Vixen
Comet
Cupid
Donner
Blitzen
One of the group triumphantly announced “ and last but not least Rudolf” only to be shot down in flames with a communal rejection of Rudolf who the other Teachers went to great lengths explaining the inclusion of poor old Rudolf was just a popular but fictional misconception,,,,,,
Oh well…so on that note,,,, I guess if his reindeer really do exist….. Santa must also
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"If NORAD can track Santa then he MUST be real, cos the Americans wouldn't lie to us, would they?
http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html "
I heard there were documents supporting his release in wickileaks |
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"I am gonna squat naked at the bottom of the chimney..
with a stiffie....
Mr Santa is in for a shock when he slides down and on and becomes Mrs Santa.
Santa wont mind, I hear he is Hohosexual.
Oh I say, that's very good. "
I thought so too .. ! His prize issssssssss.........Night number 2 with Black Spice.. x |
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"I am gonna squat naked at the bottom of the chimney..
with a stiffie....
Mr Santa is in for a shock when he slides down and on and becomes Mrs Santa.
Santa wont mind, I hear he is Hohosexual.
Oh I say, that's very good.
I thought so too .. ! His prize issssssssss.........Night number 2 with Black Spice.. x "
Erm that will make it number 3  ahem |
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"If NORAD can track Santa then he MUST be real, cos the Americans wouldn't lie to us, would they?
http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html "
i've followed norad for a few years now.
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