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over a year ago
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Juvenile , cuntish even.
I don't know what they mean. I use them sometimes.
Below are my guesses.
1. I've brushed
2. Palsy
3. Wink
4. LemonSucker
5. Blind Person
6. Anal Rape
7. LippyLover
8. Scots Person abroad
9. Which is clearer 1 or 2? 1 ? or 2?
8. Vomitous Grin
9. Devil.
10.First Time Porn Watcher
What DO they mean pls ? |
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Definition of Fab smileys:
 Happy
 Sad
;-) Cheeky wink, yes, wink.
 Disgruntled, frowning, just bit a lemon
 Dark in here isn't it? Blues Brother.
 Surprise, or Soxy has just shoved a root veg up yer..
 Rasberry, or a request for oral
 Embarrassed or sun burnt
 Tut, 'yeah whoteva'
 Laughing hard and going green, doctor may be required
 Out on a hen night
 Laughing, but not green
I think that covers it. |
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My interpretation xx
No gaps in teeth
Some one stole me jelly babies
 Fancy a bit?
Cant be arsed ta smile
Jack and kate xx
Ya pullin me pisser
Ready fa oral
Just seen grandma naked
Checking my eyelids are still there
Just ate a bad curry
Impersonation of a cat
Carol singin
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"OI Granny. I take offence at your No. 8!! I go from milk bottle blue to white!!!"
How rude of the nasty woman. Sit down my dear, would a nice cup of tea....
....ah sod it. She's tougher than me! (translation: green happy vomit smiles) |
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I've just cum in Siren's mouth!
Can't fookin cum at all and we been at this for an hour!
No, honey, I promise I won't cum in your mouth this time!
OK, so I lied!
The result of lying, twice!
Followed by a swift kick in the nads
Is the lipstick for my dipstick, honey?
This is your MOTHER you've text by mistake with that!
Just checking I haven't gone bald at 45.
Nope, still got a full head of me own hair! Yay!
I see you haven't though!
A punch to the guts really hurts! |
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" I've just cum in Siren's mouth!
Can't fookin cum at all and we been at this for an hour!
No, honey, I promise I won't cum in your mouth this time!
OK, so I lied!
The result of lying, twice!
Followed by a swift kick in the nads
Is the lipstick for my dipstick, honey?
This is your MOTHER you've text by mistake with that!
Just checking I haven't gone bald at 45.
Nope, still got a full head of me own hair! Yay!
I see you haven't though!
A punch to the guts really hurts!"
I really want to respond, but now I don't know what smiley to use!! |
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Viccyboi....... OMG....."Surprise, or Soxy has just shoved a root veg up yer. "
Well I'll peel my own banana!!!,,,,, jeezzzzz
One tiny carrot,,,,,, it was only one tiny carrot |
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= new dentures
= lost my dentures in your gaping arse
= you spit when you talk
= I've been to the dentist and had an injection on one side of my mouth or I am currently having a stroke, please call 999
= blind or Stevie Wonder tribute
= I am being hypnotised
= do I still have cum on my chin? Have I got it now? Has it gone?
= I only strain for short bursts, so it may take a while for all my shit to come out.
= I can make my eye floaters swirl around when I do this.
= no need for dentures but I feel sea sick.
= Conjunctivitis is usually a bitch, but it works well with my Halloween costume.
= *burp* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Very sexy pic Ima x "
thanks granny nice to be appreciated by the layyydeees!!!! i took it for my guy hes in south africa for christmas ....wont be back til 4th Jan....damn !! |
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Actully Hornsters.......I don't swear......well not prolifically .. it's okay now n then OR in jest OR etc etc all the other times it's fitting yet.... every time I read the word 'c u n t i s h' at the top of that post I squirm with delight ......
Say it soft and it's almost like praying ......... Mareeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa !
Im going to say it next year n all x |
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Smug Bastard
Misearable Bastard
Cheeky Bastard
Thick Bastard
Sneaky Bastard
Who put that bastard dildo up my arse
Slobbering Bastard
Soft Bastard
Bastard bored
Buck toothed Bastard
Evil Bastard
Gormless Bastard |
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"Actully Hornsters.......I don't swear......well not prolifically .. it's okay now n then OR in jest OR etc etc all the other times it's fitting yet.... every time I read the word 'c u n t i s h' at the top of that post I squirm with delight ......
Say it soft and it's almost like praying ......... Mareeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa !
Im going to say it next year n all x "
'Tis indeed a magnificent word. Hard edged beginning with a soft, fluffy almost whispering end. And it is deliciously wicked. [Who put that Bastard dildo up my arse ] |
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