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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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hi, we are about to enbark on anal sex and wondered if anyone could advise us on the best lubricant, so we dont have a bad/painful time for the wife. we know its a mix of pain/pleasure |
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"hi, we are about to enbark on anal sex and wondered if anyone could advise us on the best lubricant, so we dont have a bad/painful time for the wife. we know its a mix of pain/pleasure "
any good lube and lube well if its your first time get him to use his fingers first and tell him to go slow dont go at it like a bull in a china shop or it will put you off be and have great bum fun lolo    |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"hi, we are about to enbark on anal sex and wondered if anyone could advise us on the best lubricant, so we dont have a bad/painful time for the wife. we know its a mix of pain/pleasure any good lube and lube well if its your first time get him to use his fingers first and tell him to go slow dont go at it like a bull in a china shop or it will put you off be and have great bum fun lolo "
thought you were not a fan of bumfun
oh well we live and learn
suppose you will all say i have an ass like the channel tunnel as well as a pussy.
well dual entrance, makes traffic control go smoothly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"hi, we are about to enbark on anal sex and wondered if anyone could advise us on the best lubricant, so we dont have a bad/painful time for the wife. we know its a mix of pain/pleasure any good lube and lube well if its your first time get him to use his fingers first and tell him to go slow dont go at it like a bull in a china shop or it will put you off be and have great bum fun lolo
thought you were not a fan of bumfun
oh well we live and learn
suppose you will all say i have an ass like the channel tunnel as well as a pussy.
well dual entrance, makes traffic control go smoothly"
we have done it but just between us |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"hi, we are about to enbark on anal sex and wondered if anyone could advise us on the best lubricant, so we dont have a bad/painful time for the wife. we know its a mix of pain/pleasure any good lube and lube well if its your first time get him to use his fingers first and tell him to go slow dont go at it like a bull in a china shop or it will put you off be and have great bum fun lolo
thought you were not a fan of bumfun
oh well we live and learn
suppose you will all say i have an ass like the channel tunnel as well as a pussy.
well dual entrance, makes traffic control go smoothlywe have done it but just between us "
ssssh ok wont tell anyone....but think you just posted it on the forum and everyone knows now....pmsl... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"dont know about the spit, but thanx"
actually it is quite erotic when your partner spits at you down there....just make sure they havent a cold at the time |
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We tend to use non-oil based lubes, we find that as you play, the oil ones tend to thicken up a bit and can make things a little less fun. As per other posts on here, dont rush it, get your partner to buy you some beginners anal toys, to help "open you up". Jayne wasnt keen on it until fairly recently, then one night surprised me by actually asking me to do it to her, cue a mad scramble for various bits and pieces in the bedroom lol!!!
Afterwards I asked her why now, and her answer was that it had come up in conversation during the girlie night out she had just been on, and that, coupled with the dutch courage of drink, had made her curious and horny enough to give it a go. We find that a couple of drinks (perhaps sharing a bottle of wine) does help to set the mood, she tends to become more relaxed (and horny lol).
So, take it slow, lots of lube and foreplay, maybe a few drinks, and you should have lots of fun.!! |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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"goose grease or a bit of lard works a treat....that might just be a northern thing tho
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and you can see to your roast spuds at the same time..... its called multitasking. |
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"goose grease or a bit of lard works a treat....that might just be a northern thing tho
and you can see to your roast spuds at the same time..... its called multitasking."
browned to perfection |
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"goose grease or a bit of lard works a treat....that might just be a northern thing tho
and you can see to your roast spuds at the same time..... its called multitasking."
multi tasking myth for you girls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hey im typing AND eating a maple and pecan danish...im good at this"
then you have the skills of one of the brotherhood..and no you cant join you are a dave and have no cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"im more intrested in the
maple and pecan danish Mmmmm"
am more interested in the pickled cocks. are they belonging to doris's who have pissed us pussy posse off in the past. suppose if they are then they are gerkin sized |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anal lube has a little bit of numbing effect which may be useful for the first time
Personally we use my own lady lube or my fave lube of the moment is the durex cherry lube mmmmmm....3 for 2 in Ann summers last time I got it
enjoy your bum fun  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ok thanx guys, so come on whats the best lube to try with these toys"
You'd be well advised to use a condom for anal,even with your long term partner.
There are all manner of bacteria that can cause urinary infections no matter how well you douche first.
Therefore Vasaline or oilbased lubes are a no no, as they'll destroy the condom.
What you need is a good water based lube like ID Glide,give it a Google.;-)
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