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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just got the shortest message yet.
X
That was it.
I should reply with the longest mail, entire life story. I thought a fab would be more useful than an X in a message  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My last two first messages from women were
"You're fit"
And
"Horny"
I swear most women just don't bother with effort for first messages "
Why?
Are you not fit and horny then?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My last two first messages from women were
"You're fit"
And
"Horny"
I swear most women just don't bother with effort for first messages "
What! You actually get women contacting you rather than the other way round?? Surely that's against site rules ain't it?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just got the shortest message yet.
X
That was it.
I should reply with the longest mail, entire life story. I thought a fab would be more useful than an X in a message "
Sounds like someone was marking his spot! |
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"You should of sent a Y or a Z back  "
Definitely a Y.
I've got to the point now of playing silly games with stupid messages...One word in then one word out..
Hi...Low
Hey...Straw
Stupid questions get stupid or literal/sarcastic answers...Occasionally I make myself snigger out loud while typing them  |
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"You should of sent a Y or a Z back
Definitely a Y.
I've got to the point now of playing silly games with stupid messages...One word in then one word out..
Hi...Low
Hey...Straw
Stupid questions get stupid or literal/sarcastic answers...Occasionally I make myself snigger out loud while typing them "
I love some sniggering to oneself, I shall try this too  |
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"Oh yes and I've had those stupid three ??? And still not entirely sure what they mean
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Ah, that's simple. Each question mark represents a word that they obviously couldn't be arsed to type out, so "Fancy a fuck" is pretty plausible |
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"Oh yes and I've had those stupid three ??? And still not entirely sure what they mean
Ah, that's simple. Each question mark represents a word that they obviously couldn't be arsed to type out, so "Fancy a fuck" is pretty plausible "
someone told me it ment I'm waiting for a rep!y hurry up kind of thing but how do you reply to to just ???
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"You should of sent a Y or a Z back
Definitely a Y.
I've got to the point now of playing silly games with stupid messages...One word in then one word out..
Hi...Low
Hey...Straw
Stupid questions get stupid or literal/sarcastic answers...Occasionally I make myself snigger out loud while typing them
I love some sniggering to oneself, I shall try this too "
Much fun can be had I've been typing and P says "Who you upsetting now?" when she hears me snigger. Makes getting crap messages almost pleasurable |
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When I get these I write massively long replies back. Lol. Like,
Hey!
Thank you so so for your gorgeously long message, I feel really really honored that you took the time to pen such a thought provoking and intimate opening message. It really shows that you read my profile and, you know, on this site, that just does not happen with any regularity!
Now, I'm sure you're wondering what my response is going to be- will I be cool and aloof, gagging for a meet, or just send the same calibre of missive back? Well, I think it's obvious it's not the third option there, ha ha!
Anyway, I digress...
I'd love to reply with an answer in the affirmative, but unfortunately, I have the greatest fear that your initial probing shall manifest in a similarly disappointing way when we meet our bodies that, forgive me, I just cannot take that kind of chance.
So alas, I am, very unfortunately, going to tell you to please vacate my inbox and not to disturb it again with your miniscule weapon.
Yours,
HLF |
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"Ha I think we have lurkers reading this thread as I've just this second had a full stop message
I've just had a:-
......
message!"
wonder if it was the same guy and he got abit e citable when he got to you and couldn't stop talking |
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"Ha I think we have lurkers reading this thread as I've just this second had a full stop message
I've just had a:-
......
message!wonder if it was the same guy and he got abit e citable when he got to you and couldn't stop talking "
Pmsl. |
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"Ha I think we have lurkers reading this thread as I've just this second had a full stop message
I've just had a:-
......
message!wonder if it was the same guy and he got abit e citable when he got to you and couldn't stop talking "
So have we but only three ... Some people eh |
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"Ha I think we have lurkers reading this thread as I've just this second had a full stop message
I've just had a:-
......
message!wonder if it was the same guy and he got abit e citable when he got to you and couldn't stop talking
So have we but only three ... Some people eh "
all that chatting to rosiann has worn him out again lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ha I think we have lurkers reading this thread as I've just this second had a full stop message
I've just had a:-
......
message!"
From a man called 'Morse' by any chance? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I get these I write massively long replies back. Lol. Like,
Hey!
Thank you so so for your gorgeously long message, I feel really really honored that you took the time to pen such a thought provoking and intimate opening message. It really shows that you read my profile and, you know, on this site, that just does not happen with any regularity!
Now, I'm sure you're wondering what my response is going to be- will I be cool and aloof, gagging for a meet, or just send the same calibre of missive back? Well, I think it's obvious it's not the third option there, ha ha!
Anyway, I digress...
I'd love to reply with an answer in the affirmative, but unfortunately, I have the greatest fear that your initial probing shall manifest in a similarly disappointing way when we meet our bodies that, forgive me, I just cannot take that kind of chance.
So alas, I am, very unfortunately, going to tell you to please vacate my inbox and not to disturb it again with your miniscule weapon.
Yours,
HLF"
XD hilarious |
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"When I get these I write massively long replies back. Lol. Like,
Hey!
Thank you so so for your gorgeously long message, I feel really really honored that you took the time to pen such a thought provoking and intimate opening message. It really shows that you read my profile and, you know, on this site, that just does not happen with any regularity!
Now, I'm sure you're wondering what my response is going to be- will I be cool and aloof, gagging for a meet, or just send the same calibre of missive back? Well, I think it's obvious it's not the third option there, ha ha!
Anyway, I digress...
I'd love to reply with an answer in the affirmative, but unfortunately, I have the greatest fear that your initial probing shall manifest in a similarly disappointing way when we meet our bodies that, forgive me, I just cannot take that kind of chance.
So alas, I am, very unfortunately, going to tell you to please vacate my inbox and not to disturb it again with your miniscule weapon.
Yours,
HLF"
Hey HLF fancy being a TSACCHLF? |
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"When I get these I write massively long replies back. Lol. Like,
Hey!
Thank you so so for your gorgeously long message, I feel really really honored that you took the time to pen such a thought provoking and intimate opening message. It really shows that you read my profile and, you know, on this site, that just does not happen with any regularity!
Now, I'm sure you're wondering what my response is going to be- will I be cool and aloof, gagging for a meet, or just send the same calibre of missive back? Well, I think it's obvious it's not the third option there, ha ha!
Anyway, I digress...
I'd love to reply with an answer in the affirmative, but unfortunately, I have the greatest fear that your initial probing shall manifest in a similarly disappointing way when we meet our bodies that, forgive me, I just cannot take that kind of chance.
So alas, I am, very unfortunately, going to tell you to please vacate my inbox and not to disturb it again with your miniscule weapon.
Yours,
HLF"
Not my shortest but I once got "Free". I replied with "£5" and got no response  |
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"Hey HLF fancy being a TSACCHLF?"
What is that? It's too late for me to even begin trying to work that out. Lol.
"Not my shortest but I once got "Free". I replied with "£5" and got no response "
GENIUS. lol |
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"Hey HLF fancy being a TSACCHLF?
What is that? It's too late for me to even begin trying to work that out. Lol.
Not my shortest but I once got "Free". I replied with "£5" and got no response
GENIUS. lol"
Totally Satisfied And..... |
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"Oh yes and I've had those stupid three ??? And still not entirely sure what they mean
Ah, that's simple. Each question mark represents a word that they obviously couldn't be arsed to type out, so "Fancy a fuck" is pretty plausible someone told me it ment I'm waiting for a rep!y hurry up kind of thing but how do you reply to to just ???
"
Dunno, never had one of those. I suppose I'd just send xxx back as a response, depending on the profile of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just got the shortest message yet.
X
That was it.
I should reply with the longest mail, entire life story. I thought a fab would be more useful than an X in a message "
I got (.) |
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"Just got the shortest message yet.
X
That was it.
I should reply with the longest mail, entire life story. I thought a fab would be more useful than an X in a message I got (.)"
still longer than your willy |
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"Hey HLF fancy being a TSACCHLF?
What is that? It's too late for me to even begin trying to work that out. Lol.
Not my shortest but I once got "Free". I replied with "£5" and got no response
GENIUS. lol
Totally Satisfied And....."
Ooooh... I get it......
Yes please!! |
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"Hey HLF fancy being a TSACCHLF?
What is that? It's too late for me to even begin trying to work that out. Lol.
Not my shortest but I once got "Free". I replied with "£5" and got no response
GENIUS. lol
Totally Satisfied And.....
Ooooh... I get it......
Yes please!! "
so get in touch you never know when I may be in your vicinity |
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"Just got the shortest message yet.
X
That was it.
I should reply with the longest mail, entire life story. I thought a fab would be more useful than an X in a message "
I've had a few of those in my time. |
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