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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So most of us guys do the deed but do many women masterbate when alone?
My wife does at times but not very often. If I am working shifts she may get the rabbit out for a release.
So my question is do you lovely ladies do it and if so how often?
I have always loved the thought of my wife having a "lay down" in the afternoon! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm Mr bates, this is my wife Mrs bates and our son master bates.
unpleasant habit but what can you do.
Eh? Have I missed something?"
Back to school for you!
English lessons first  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm Mr bates, this is my wife Mrs bates and our son master bates.
unpleasant habit but what can you do.
Public school
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that would only encourage him and introduce him to the joys of mutual masturbation.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm Mr bates, this is my wife Mrs bates and our son master bates.
unpleasant habit but what can you do.
Public school
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that would only encourage him and introduce him to the joys of mutual masturbation. "
Wanking in a dorm full of your classmates just teaches you to be very quiet and control your breathing...... or to wank on the toilet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Didn't we all admit to this last week???"
Clearly some people have slept since then... I seem to live in a constant sense of déjà vu on fab. Hang on someone will start a 'does size matter' thread in 2 minutes |
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"I'm Mr bates, this is my wife Mrs bates and our son master bates.
unpleasant habit but what can you do.
Public school
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that would only encourage him and introduce him to the joys of mutual masturbation.
Wanking in a dorm full of your classmates just teaches you to be very quiet and control your breathing...... or to wank on the toilet"
Or Labour back benches
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"I never cease to be shocked that men don't realise that women wank."
Yes really .... what a strange question, why wouldn't women wank? Maybe not in front of men who have such shocked attitudes to it .... my question is, do all men masturbate? Because if you doubt some women do, surely you have to doubt some men do .... |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"Yes of course you do. Us barristers are notoriously poorly paid. You live in Fife. You probably go to work on a cow.
Poorly paid?? At work we pay @ £700 a day for a barrister!! "
Does he drive an Audi A8 and have a US home as well? |
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Yes this question is asked frequently but I know from discussions in vanilla land that a lot of guys are surprised that women wank too and even shocked if told they wank as often as men and usually for longer.
I love wanking, love being watched wanking and enjoy mutual wanking too. With or without toys too.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to think women only masturbated, in porn videos... until the day I stumbled across a woman playing with herself outdoors.
I'd been walking along a beach, looking for a shortcut back to our B&B, when I found a footpath, alongside a golfcourse lake.
A woman was sunbathing topless by the lakeside, reading a magazine. Naturally, I stopped to discreetly admire her - when she slipped a hand down into her panties and had a scratch. The 'scratch' went on for quite a while, then she started moaning and I realised what I was witnessing. She finished herself off with a noisy orgasm, then went back to her magazine
Changed my whole perception of 'Woman's Weekly' - lol |
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"love to watch a lady play with herself till she cums she knows how she wants it as we men do "
Exactly, that's why watching a guy wank is good too. Take note of how and where they like to be touched. We're all different. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"love to watch a lady play with herself till she cums she knows how she wants it as we men do
Exactly, that's why watching a guy wank is good too. Take note of how and where they like to be touched. We're all different. "
very different and love to learn so when I can play it gets even better |
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"I must admit I love masturbating stick the porn on and gave a play about 4 or 5 times a week x"
Snap. I really hate hearing it referred to as wanking though. That's what guys do! My preferred term is Play, or fiddle. Never a wank.
Love this definition of wank from Urban dictionary:
Predominately British term for masturbation
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Didn't we all admit to this last week???
Clearly some people have slept since then... I seem to live in a constant sense of déjà vu on fab. Hang on someone will start a 'does size matter' thread in 2 minutes"
Sorry I don't read every single forum post so no idea this was done before.
To be honest not sure why or what your contribution is to this forum post if you are already bored of the subject. Maybe move on? |
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By *icky999Man
over a year ago
warrington |
"Yes of course you do. Us barristers are notoriously poorly paid. You live in Fife. You probably go to work on a cow.
Poorly paid?? At work we pay @ £700 a day for a barrister!!
Does he drive an Audi A8 and have a US home as well?"
I hear mohammed Al fayed is looking to sue someone. bet he pays a good wage if your looking for a brief?  |
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By *rand XMan
over a year ago
east sussex |
My Gf keeps a pIr off her panties that I have wanked into a few times under her pillow.
Then when she wanks she sniffs them as she uses her vibe.
She loves it and often does this as I talk to her on the phone |
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"Didn't we all admit to this last week???
Clearly some people have slept since then... I seem to live in a constant sense of déjà vu on fab. Hang on someone will start a 'does size matter' thread in 2 minutes
Sorry I don't read every single forum post so no idea this was done before.
To be honest not sure why or what your contribution is to this forum post if you are already bored of the subject. Maybe move on? "
You are supposed to do a forum search to check before starting a new thread & sometimes admin will close down duplicate threads. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Didn't we all admit to this last week???
Clearly some people have slept since then... I seem to live in a constant sense of déjà vu on fab. Hang on someone will start a 'does size matter' thread in 2 minutes
Sorry I don't read every single forum post so no idea this was done before.
To be honest not sure why or what your contribution is to this forum post if you are already bored of the subject. Maybe move on? "
You can post whatever you like. It's difficult to do accurate searches anyway as people do different headers.
There's more than one 'morning and night' thread every single day. At least one 'fab my low self esteem' thread a day. And a 'let's all flirt on this thread because we are too immature to mail people directly' thread every few hours.
No-one complains about those. |
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"Didn't we all admit to this last week???
Clearly some people have slept since then... I seem to live in a constant sense of déjà vu on fab. Hang on someone will start a 'does size matter' thread in 2 minutes
Sorry I don't read every single forum post so no idea this was done before.
To be honest not sure why or what your contribution is to this forum post if you are already bored of the subject. Maybe move on?
You can post whatever you like. It's difficult to do accurate searches anyway as people do different headers.
There's more than one 'morning and night' thread every single day. At least one 'fab my low self esteem' thread a day. And a 'let's all flirt on this thread because we are too immature to mail people directly' thread every few hours.
No-one complains about those."
Fair point  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Didn't we all admit to this last week???
Clearly some people have slept since then... I seem to live in a constant sense of déjà vu on fab. Hang on someone will start a 'does size matter' thread in 2 minutes
Sorry I don't read every single forum post so no idea this was done before.
To be honest not sure why or what your contribution is to this forum post if you are already bored of the subject. Maybe move on? "
someone is a bit touchy, perhaps a quick wank might make you feel more relaxed. |
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"Didn't we all admit to this last week???
Clearly some people have slept since then... I seem to live in a constant sense of déjà vu on fab. Hang on someone will start a 'does size matter' thread in 2 minutes
Sorry I don't read every single forum post so no idea this was done before.
To be honest not sure why or what your contribution is to this forum post if you are already bored of the subject. Maybe move on?
You can post whatever you like. It's difficult to do accurate searches anyway as people do different headers.
There's more than one 'morning and night' thread every single day. At least one 'fab my low self esteem' thread a day. And a 'let's all flirt on this thread because we are too immature to mail people directly' thread every few hours.
No-one complains about those."
Amen to that...now I see why the forums get no new talent |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Didn't we all admit to this last week???
Clearly some people have slept since then... I seem to live in a constant sense of déjà vu on fab. Hang on someone will start a 'does size matter' thread in 2 minutes
Sorry I don't read every single forum post so no idea this was done before.
To be honest not sure why or what your contribution is to this forum post if you are already bored of the subject. Maybe move on?
You can post whatever you like. It's difficult to do accurate searches anyway as people do different headers.
There's more than one 'morning and night' thread every single day. At least one 'fab my low self esteem' thread a day. And a 'let's all flirt on this thread because we are too immature to mail people directly' thread every few hours.
No-one complains about those."
Totally agree with you ! |
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By *ivnwcplCouple
over a year ago
liverpool |
"So most of us guys do the deed but do many women masterbate when alone?
My wife does at times but not very often. If I am working shifts she may get the rabbit out for a release.
So my question is do you lovely ladies do it and if so how often?
I have always loved the thought of my wife having a "lay down" in the afternoon! "
When I was in my teens I used to a few times a week, but have found different ways to relieve the sexual tension these days  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Didn't we all admit to this last week???
Clearly some people have slept since then... I seem to live in a constant sense of déjà vu on fab. Hang on someone will start a 'does size matter' thread in 2 minutes
Sorry I don't read every single forum post so no idea this was done before.
To be honest not sure why or what your contribution is to this forum post if you are already bored of the subject. Maybe move on?
someone is a bit touchy, perhaps a quick wank might make you feel more relaxed. "
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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago
North Cambs |
"Didn't we all admit to this last week???
Clearly some people have slept since then... I seem to live in a constant sense of déjà vu on fab. Hang on someone will start a 'does size matter' thread in 2 minutes
Sorry I don't read every single forum post so no idea this was done before.
To be honest not sure why or what your contribution is to this forum post if you are already bored of the subject. Maybe move on?
someone is a bit touchy, perhaps a quick wank might make you feel more relaxed.
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My Ex has never masturbated in her life...I found this far more disturbing (and probably a sign of underlying issues) than the idea of a woman frigging herself off at every opportunity... |
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Ooops! 
Take II
Yesterday day time I was running a list of things to do today (which I should probably go off and do) and the missus added 'Get together at lunchtime' which was sweet.
I added, 'what about tonight?' I had a bath and a glass of wine about 9pm and was in the sitting room.
My woman comes downstairs in a new negligee waving a box of Malteasers and telling me to meet her in the bedroom, where she's waiting, playing with herself and, stunningly, with Malteasers balanced on her navel, chest and boobs.
I won't bore you with the details but it the earth moved and the angel's wept.
Went to sleep almost immediately and woke up 5 hrs later with *that* dream in my head. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My ex had never explored herself and would never masterbate. She preferred the real thing. Kinda weird if you ask me I mean how can you not want to explore yourself more? |
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"My ex had never explored herself and would never masterbate. She preferred the real thing. Kinda weird if you ask me I mean how can you not want to explore yourself more?"
What do you mean 'she preferred the real thing ?'
There speaks someone with scant knowledge of female erogenous zones, pleasure and orgasm. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My ex had never explored herself and would never masterbate. She preferred the real thing. Kinda weird if you ask me I mean how can you not want to explore yourself more?
What do you mean 'she preferred the real thing ?'
There speaks someone with scant knowledge of female erogenous zones, pleasure and orgasm. "
Women only wank because they can't get the 'real thing' - men. Without a man, a woman is nothing. Everyone knows that.... |
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"My ex had never explored herself and would never masterbate. She preferred the real thing. Kinda weird if you ask me I mean how can you not want to explore yourself more?
What do you mean 'she preferred the real thing ?'
There speaks someone with scant knowledge of female erogenous zones, pleasure and orgasm.
Women only wank because they can't get the 'real thing' - men. Without a man, a woman is nothing. Everyone knows that...."
maybe its about the pop group..
you to me are everything.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My ex had never explored herself and would never masterbate. She preferred the real thing. Kinda weird if you ask me I mean how can you not want to explore yourself more?
What do you mean 'she preferred the real thing ?'
There speaks someone with scant knowledge of female erogenous zones, pleasure and orgasm. "
She preferred cock to masterbating and openly admitted she tried to masterbate once but it did nothing for her on a personal level so she never bothered. Would just wait till I got home.
Being male and having uncontrollable erections during teenage years I had no choice but to masterbate to bloody shift it or I'd be stuck somewhere. Worst place being stuck on holiday in a swimming pool for 2h with an erection that would not seem to go.
But my point being I found it weird she never explored herself to atleast find out more about herself. All my previous gfs masterbated. |
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