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"Yes, but I'd rather not as the flames might singe my delicate areas  
Hang from the lampshade, what an image this is conjuring up.  "
How tiny do you think I am??? I have an image if a wee (har har) pixie swinging from the light whilst urinating, ineffectively attempting to douse the flames that are surely and steadily consuming you as you lie on the floor.... |
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over a year ago
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"Yes, but I'd rather not as the flames might singe my delicate areas
Hang from the lampshade, what an image this is conjuring up.
How tiny do you think I am??? I have an image if a wee (har har) pixie swinging from the light whilst urinating, ineffectively attempting to douse the flames that are surely and steadily consuming you as you lie on the floor...."
My poor brain is confused now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes, but I'd rather not as the flames might singe my delicate areas
Hang from the lampshade, what an image this is conjuring up.
How tiny do you think I am??? I have an image if a wee (har har) pixie swinging from the light whilst urinating, ineffectively attempting to douse the flames that are surely and steadily consuming you as you lie on the floor....
My poor brain is confused now. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes, but I'd rather not as the flames might singe my delicate areas
Hang from the lampshade, what an image this is conjuring up.
How tiny do you think I am??? I have an image if a wee (har har) pixie swinging from the light whilst urinating, ineffectively attempting to douse the flames that are surely and steadily consuming you as you lie on the floor....
My poor brain is confused now.
Sorry "
It's not you, it's my brain.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Id piss on any of you if you were on fire! I'm that nice!
I don;t know you well enough to know whether or not I care :/"
Your so on the edge of being removed off my hot list joe!! Lmao! |
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"Id piss on any of you if you were on fire! I'm that nice!
I don;t know you well enough to know whether or not I care :/
Your so on the edge of being removed off my hot list joe!! Lmao!"
Hot list?!
Careful now, I'll end up with delusions of adequacy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Id piss on any of you if you were on fire! I'm that nice!
I don;t know you well enough to know whether or not I care :/
Your so on the edge of being removed off my hot list joe!! Lmao!
Hot list?!
Careful now, I'll end up with delusions of adequacy! "
Fine!! You can stay!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Basically this is a thread asking us all if we don't hold the poster above in utter contempt and loathing. I think it's safe to say we would all definitely piss on each other. Especially if there's a lampshade nearby...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Basically this is a thread asking us all if we don't hold the poster above in utter contempt and loathing. I think it's safe to say we would all definitely piss on each other. Especially if there's a lampshade nearby...... "
Well if I swung off a lampshade the ceiling would come down and we would all be dead anyway!! Lol |
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"Basically this is a thread asking us all if we don't hold the poster above in utter contempt and loathing. I think it's safe to say we would all definitely piss on each other. Especially if there's a lampshade nearby...... "
You've possibly started off another fetish for someone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Basically this is a thread asking us all if we don't hold the poster above in utter contempt and loathing. I think it's safe to say we would all definitely piss on each other. Especially if there's a lampshade nearby......
You've possibly started off another fetish for someone. "
Lampshade pixie..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Basically this is a thread asking us all if we don't hold the poster above in utter contempt and loathing. I think it's safe to say we would all definitely piss on each other. Especially if there's a lampshade nearby......
You've possibly started off another fetish for someone.
Lampshade pixie....."
Actually, I could get into that one, as long as I can dress as Aragorn. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Basically this is a thread asking us all if we don't hold the poster above in utter contempt and loathing. I think it's safe to say we would all definitely piss on each other. Especially if there's a lampshade nearby......
You've possibly started off another fetish for someone.
Lampshade pixie.....
Actually, I could get into that one, as long as I can dress as Aragorn. "
Sounds perfectly reasonable.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Basically this is a thread asking us all if we don't hold the poster above in utter contempt and loathing. I think it's safe to say we would all definitely piss on each other. Especially if there's a lampshade nearby......
You've possibly started off another fetish for someone.
Lampshade pixie.....
Actually, I could get into that one, as long as I can dress as Aragorn.
Sounds perfectly reasonable...."
Don't worry, you're safe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Basically this is a thread asking us all if we don't hold the poster above in utter contempt and loathing. I think it's safe to say we would all definitely piss on each other. Especially if there's a lampshade nearby......
You've possibly started off another fetish for someone.
Lampshade pixie.....
Actually, I could get into that one, as long as I can dress as Aragorn.
Sounds perfectly reasonable....
Don't worry, you're safe. "
I know I am! I'll have my sword with me in order to really get into the spirit of things.
P.s. did you know I have an actual sword? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Basically this is a thread asking us all if we don't hold the poster above in utter contempt and loathing. I think it's safe to say we would all definitely piss on each other. Especially if there's a lampshade nearby......
You've possibly started off another fetish for someone.
Lampshade pixie.....
Actually, I could get into that one, as long as I can dress as Aragorn.
Sounds perfectly reasonable....
Don't worry, you're safe.
I know I am! I'll have my sword with me in order to really get into the spirit of things.
P.s. did you know I have an actual sword? "
I have 3 haha...
Piss on Nell? Noooooo. This lady deserves glacial mineral water at the very least... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Basically this is a thread asking us all if we don't hold the poster above in utter contempt and loathing. I think it's safe to say we would all definitely piss on each other. Especially if there's a lampshade nearby......
You've possibly started off another fetish for someone.
Lampshade pixie.....
Actually, I could get into that one, as long as I can dress as Aragorn.
Sounds perfectly reasonable....
Don't worry, you're safe.
I know I am! I'll have my sword with me in order to really get into the spirit of things.
P.s. did you know I have an actual sword? "
Is it a Middle Earth replica? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Basically this is a thread asking us all if we don't hold the poster above in utter contempt and loathing. I think it's safe to say we would all definitely piss on each other. Especially if there's a lampshade nearby......
You've possibly started off another fetish for someone.
Lampshade pixie.....
Actually, I could get into that one, as long as I can dress as Aragorn.
Sounds perfectly reasonable....
Don't worry, you're safe.
I know I am! I'll have my sword with me in order to really get into the spirit of things.
P.s. did you know I have an actual sword?
Is it a Middle Earth replica?"
Do you know I'm not actually sure.....My sister bought it for me 10 years ago so I could hold it aloft whilst watching the ride of the Rohirrim. I need to do some research and find out what sort of sword it is. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Basically this is a thread asking us all if we don't hold the poster above in utter contempt and loathing. I think it's safe to say we would all definitely piss on each other. Especially if there's a lampshade nearby......
You've possibly started off another fetish for someone.
Lampshade pixie.....
Actually, I could get into that one, as long as I can dress as Aragorn.
Sounds perfectly reasonable....
Don't worry, you're safe.
I know I am! I'll have my sword with me in order to really get into the spirit of things.
P.s. did you know I have an actual sword?
Is it a Middle Earth replica?
Do you know I'm not actually sure.....My sister bought it for me 10 years ago so I could hold it aloft whilst watching the ride of the Rohirrim. I need to do some research and find out what sort of sword it is."
I've seen LOTR swords in Forbidden Planet in London, they look beautifully made, I have only had a Taiji practice sword, but I gave it to someone years ago. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Basically this is a thread asking us all if we don't hold the poster above in utter contempt and loathing. I think it's safe to say we would all definitely piss on each other. Especially if there's a lampshade nearby......
You've possibly started off another fetish for someone.
Lampshade pixie.....
Actually, I could get into that one, as long as I can dress as Aragorn.
Sounds perfectly reasonable....
Don't worry, you're safe.
I know I am! I'll have my sword with me in order to really get into the spirit of things.
P.s. did you know I have an actual sword?
Is it a Middle Earth replica?
Do you know I'm not actually sure.....My sister bought it for me 10 years ago so I could hold it aloft whilst watching the ride of the Rohirrim. I need to do some research and find out what sort of sword it is.
I've seen LOTR swords in Forbidden Planet in London, they look beautifully made, I have only had a Taiji practice sword, but I gave it to someone years ago."
I have to confess I'm not into swords that much. I'd always wanted one as a small child so I could pretend to be Sir Didymus from Labyrinth, and ride a big shaggy dog into battle. I reckon I could still do that, I'd perch nicely on top of a Newfoundland |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Basically this is a thread asking us all if we don't hold the poster above in utter contempt and loathing. I think it's safe to say we would all definitely piss on each other. Especially if there's a lampshade nearby......
You've possibly started off another fetish for someone.
Lampshade pixie.....
Actually, I could get into that one, as long as I can dress as Aragorn.
Sounds perfectly reasonable....
Don't worry, you're safe.
I know I am! I'll have my sword with me in order to really get into the spirit of things.
P.s. did you know I have an actual sword?
Is it a Middle Earth replica?
Do you know I'm not actually sure.....My sister bought it for me 10 years ago so I could hold it aloft whilst watching the ride of the Rohirrim. I need to do some research and find out what sort of sword it is.
I've seen LOTR swords in Forbidden Planet in London, they look beautifully made, I have only had a Taiji practice sword, but I gave it to someone years ago.
I have to confess I'm not into swords that much. I'd always wanted one as a small child so I could pretend to be Sir Didymus from Labyrinth, and ride a big shaggy dog into battle. I reckon I could still do that, I'd perch nicely on top of a Newfoundland "
Well, you've got the sword, now get the Dog, think you may have a problem getting Bowie to be Jareth for you, but you never know.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Basically this is a thread asking us all if we don't hold the poster above in utter contempt and loathing. I think it's safe to say we would all definitely piss on each other. Especially if there's a lampshade nearby......
You've possibly started off another fetish for someone.
Lampshade pixie.....
Actually, I could get into that one, as long as I can dress as Aragorn.
Sounds perfectly reasonable....
Don't worry, you're safe.
I know I am! I'll have my sword with me in order to really get into the spirit of things.
P.s. did you know I have an actual sword?
Is it a Middle Earth replica?
Do you know I'm not actually sure.....My sister bought it for me 10 years ago so I could hold it aloft whilst watching the ride of the Rohirrim. I need to do some research and find out what sort of sword it is.
I've seen LOTR swords in Forbidden Planet in London, they look beautifully made, I have only had a Taiji practice sword, but I gave it to someone years ago.
I have to confess I'm not into swords that much. I'd always wanted one as a small child so I could pretend to be Sir Didymus from Labyrinth, and ride a big shaggy dog into battle. I reckon I could still do that, I'd perch nicely on top of a Newfoundland
Well, you've got the sword, now get the Dog, think you may have a problem getting Bowie to be Jareth for you, but you never know. "
Hmmm, yes his face is a bit too craggy now for all that blue eyeshadow. But it matters not, Sir Didymus wasn't into Jareth anyway.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Basically this is a thread asking us all if we don't hold the poster above in utter contempt and loathing. I think it's safe to say we would all definitely piss on each other. Especially if there's a lampshade nearby......
You've possibly started off another fetish for someone.
Lampshade pixie.....
Actually, I could get into that one, as long as I can dress as Aragorn.
Sounds perfectly reasonable....
Don't worry, you're safe.
I know I am! I'll have my sword with me in order to really get into the spirit of things.
P.s. did you know I have an actual sword?
Is it a Middle Earth replica?
Do you know I'm not actually sure.....My sister bought it for me 10 years ago so I could hold it aloft whilst watching the ride of the Rohirrim. I need to do some research and find out what sort of sword it is.
I've seen LOTR swords in Forbidden Planet in London, they look beautifully made, I have only had a Taiji practice sword, but I gave it to someone years ago.
I have to confess I'm not into swords that much. I'd always wanted one as a small child so I could pretend to be Sir Didymus from Labyrinth, and ride a big shaggy dog into battle. I reckon I could still do that, I'd perch nicely on top of a Newfoundland
Well, you've got the sword, now get the Dog, think you may have a problem getting Bowie to be Jareth for you, but you never know.
Hmmm, yes his face is a bit too craggy now for all that blue eyeshadow. But it matters not, Sir Didymus wasn't into Jareth anyway...."
I'll have to watch this film one day, never seen it, lots of people recommend it to me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Basically this is a thread asking us all if we don't hold the poster above in utter contempt and loathing. I think it's safe to say we would all definitely piss on each other. Especially if there's a lampshade nearby......
You've possibly started off another fetish for someone.
Lampshade pixie.....
Actually, I could get into that one, as long as I can dress as Aragorn.
Sounds perfectly reasonable....
Don't worry, you're safe.
I know I am! I'll have my sword with me in order to really get into the spirit of things.
P.s. did you know I have an actual sword?
Is it a Middle Earth replica?
Do you know I'm not actually sure.....My sister bought it for me 10 years ago so I could hold it aloft whilst watching the ride of the Rohirrim. I need to do some research and find out what sort of sword it is.
I've seen LOTR swords in Forbidden Planet in London, they look beautifully made, I have only had a Taiji practice sword, but I gave it to someone years ago.
I have to confess I'm not into swords that much. I'd always wanted one as a small child so I could pretend to be Sir Didymus from Labyrinth, and ride a big shaggy dog into battle. I reckon I could still do that, I'd perch nicely on top of a Newfoundland
Well, you've got the sword, now get the Dog, think you may have a problem getting Bowie to be Jareth for you, but you never know.
Hmmm, yes his face is a bit too craggy now for all that blue eyeshadow. But it matters not, Sir Didymus wasn't into Jareth anyway....
I'll have to watch this film one day, never seen it, lots of people recommend it to me. "
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"Basically this is a thread asking us all if we don't hold the poster above in utter contempt and loathing. I think it's safe to say we would all definitely piss on each other. Especially if there's a lampshade nearby......
You've possibly started off another fetish for someone.
Lampshade pixie.....
Actually, I could get into that one, as long as I can dress as Aragorn.
Sounds perfectly reasonable....
Don't worry, you're safe.
I know I am! I'll have my sword with me in order to really get into the spirit of things.
P.s. did you know I have an actual sword?
Is it a Middle Earth replica?
Do you know I'm not actually sure.....My sister bought it for me 10 years ago so I could hold it aloft whilst watching the ride of the Rohirrim. I need to do some research and find out what sort of sword it is.
I've seen LOTR swords in Forbidden Planet in London, they look beautifully made, I have only had a Taiji practice sword, but I gave it to someone years ago.
I have to confess I'm not into swords that much. I'd always wanted one as a small child so I could pretend to be Sir Didymus from Labyrinth, and ride a big shaggy dog into battle. I reckon I could still do that, I'd perch nicely on top of a Newfoundland
Well, you've got the sword, now get the Dog, think you may have a problem getting Bowie to be Jareth for you, but you never know.
Hmmm, yes his face is a bit too craggy now for all that blue eyeshadow. But it matters not, Sir Didymus wasn't into Jareth anyway....
I'll have to watch this film one day, never seen it, lots of people recommend it to me.
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I know, sorry. |
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"Would you piss on the person above if they were on fire.
Not into watersports at all so they would have to burn...sorry 
Thanks a lot.
Well....happy to roll them about "
Thanks, that'll do. |
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"Would you piss on the person above if they were on fire.
Not into watersports at all so they would have to burn...sorry
Thanks a lot.
Well....happy to roll them about
Thanks, that'll do. "
You're welcome...see, I'm not heartless just don't like watersports  |
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